sometimes my BF works late shifts and I make him “fancy midnight snack” for when he gets home
Posted by inkheart88@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 75 comments

the soul needs grilled cheese but the body needs at least 1 vegetable
Thelazyzoologist@reddit
I love your plate.
CraniumCook@reddit
Such a lucky guy
rexcasei@reddit
How were the carrots prepared?
Sproose_Moose@reddit
I thought they were fettuccini in a thick sauce
inkheart88@reddit (OP)
I’m crying 😂 they’re ribboned and in a peanut sauce he really likes
posthamster@reddit
Ribboned, for his pleasure.
theterpenecollective@reddit
I thought they were Thai pad see ew noodles.
Sproose_Moose@reddit
Doesn't that sound good right now?
theterpenecollective@reddit
Absolutely. I think I’m going to get Thai tonight just because of this picture. 😂
Bennyseed@reddit
Carrot skins.. brutal
ThePsychoKnot@reddit
Never understood why people "peel" carrots in the first place. They really don't even have a skin
ohheckyeah@reddit
Because the grooves and indentations are filled with dirt that does not easily wash out
nextzero182@reddit
Oh so what, you guys don't even eat dirt? This sub is so pretentious.
hungpooo@reddit
Are you serious? The “dirt” contains fertilizer and manure which can have E.coli. It’s not about pretentiousness, it’s a health and food safety concern.
nextzero182@reddit
It was a joke...
hungpooo@reddit
Sorry, my sarcasm meter was off base, please excuse my moment of autism
ph0artef1@reddit
Kids these days too good for a little fertilizer and manure smh
PropaneAccessoryy@reddit
Nah thats just shredded carrot salad, yummy
ButterSlickness@reddit
You're the best for looking out for him 💝
NoDryHands@reddit
I was quite underwhelmed by this until I realized that it's grilled cheese and not just two plain pieces of toast lol
Careful-Donut-2128@reddit
Yes exactly, hour it was a joke till I read it was grilled cheese and zoomed in on those carrots The effort put it with the smear and carrots. I guess OP’s boy fried does not care for much cheese oozing out?
damniyam@reddit
This is what the sub was made for
Careful-Donut-2128@reddit
Hey what are you doing still up? Late shift? I am up because of potty time and Reddit was on my screen when I checked to see the time. I am usually hungry enough to eat this right now…. Maybe carrots for sure but acid reflux would be brutal in a few hours upon waking . But Pnut sauce ribbon carrots is definitely a refreshing side to the palate! Okay Reddit World good nite from Florida!
inkheart88@reddit (OP)
thank you kind citizen 🫡
its_Zuramaru@reddit
I wouldn't be complaining. Look at that ketchup smear presentation.
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
This. Absolutely.
Leading_Funny5802@reddit
This screams love ♥️
And I’m not being sarcastic at all.
DeathBlondie@reddit
The ketchup shmear is definitely /chef’s kiss/
inkheart88@reddit (OP)
🤌
Fluid-Set-2674@reddit
Oh, you are so sweet!
kenixfan2018@reddit
"Fancy"?
Deep-Watch8266@reddit
Lucky....
HorrorSpliff@reddit
You're a good partner :)
MrHotz@reddit
Is he 5?
david_the_destroyer@reddit
Look at Dat ketchup swipe tho
bongsforhongkong@reddit
Only crime is your boyfriend liking ketchup on his grilled cheese.
happybirthdayeffect@reddit
Excellent plating skills
meeting_on_a_pinhead@reddit
Bless you 🙏
SuspectKnown9655@reddit
That's nice of you
JoeMamma_94@reddit
What’s the ketchup for
zoeisboredd@reddit
Some people dip their grilled cheese in ketchup instead of tomato soup
baquea@reddit
...There's people who dip it into tomato soup??
nomadingwildshape@reddit
Uh yeah where are you from? There's a whole restaurant chain called Tom and Chee dedicated to just that
cyclorphan@reddit
If tomato soup could cook down to a similar consistency, that would be a cool option here.
OkUpstairs_@reddit
Ketchup + sriracha is a supreme GC dipping choice!
CloudCalmaster@reddit
Art. Look at that gentle stroke
breezyyivy@reddit
your BF’s midnight cravings are in good hands for sure.. he’s so lucky to have u :)
inkheart88@reddit (OP)
Thankyou I’ll cry now 😭
Sufficient-Berry-827@reddit
Late night grilled cheese is the best.
I, too, have Coca-Cola plates. Makes me feel like I'm at a 24 hour diner.
inkheart88@reddit (OP)
absolute class 24 hour diner vibes
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
I have the Hercules ones
cheese_dreams89@reddit
Honestly, I would appreciate this so much. He's lucky to have you
inkheart88@reddit (OP)
username checks out and also thank you that is so kind 😭
NiceTrySuckaz@reddit
Grilled cheese and plate presentation look to be an A+.
However, you have chosen the worst carrot preparation method which brings the overall score down to an A-. Nobody wants thin, unroasts carrot ribbons.
gollumullog@reddit
I had literally no idea what that was until I read the comments.
PseudobrilliantGuy@reddit
I'd have to disagree with you on that. Carrot salads like that can be amazing.
I miss the tea room at Andre's (in KC). I get that they wanted to pivot fully to making chocolate, but their lunches were great.
ADDicT10N@reddit
The only way I like my carrot ribbons is unroasted and rice paper thin.
NiceTrySuckaz@reddit
Sorry, I should have said nobody but this guy wants unroasted carrot ribbons.
neep_pie@reddit
I love how the dollop looks like a pepper. Shitty food porn? I don't think that applies.
megabronco@reddit
it looks good im just questioning the quantity, as someone working a late I need a full dinner at this time.
IrememberXenogears@reddit
He should propose.
Mean-Relation-9907@reddit
That ketchup smear is everything
arethainparis@reddit
The ketchup smear is ace. So much love in this photo, adorable
wacobare01@reddit
Love the smear of ketchup…that is what makes it fancy
ismellofdesperation@reddit
Very thoughtful of you.
I get you were trying to be fancy but, instead of ketchup put some tomato slices on the grilled cheese or tomato soup on the side. Unless he likes ketchup and grilled cheese but that’s a weird combo to me.
Successful-Rip6316@reddit
guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
IAlwaysOutsmartU@reddit
It is… acceptable.
ninesevenecho@reddit
It’s the thought that counts. I guess.
That fluid creeping towards the sandwich is kinda sus.
zoeisboredd@reddit
“That fluid” like it’s not ketchup 😭
Bluberrypotato@reddit
I think the mean the liquid from the carrots, not the ketchup.
gudetamaronin@reddit
Is this a troll? Id be ecstatic if my girl made this for me
ninesevenecho@reddit
Are you saying this isn’t shitty looking? In which case it’s the wrong sub bud.
gudetamaronin@reddit
I think it is in the wrong sub
PropaneAccessoryy@reddit
Looks great! Good gf
Excellent_Lynx7402@reddit
They going to have to call the jelly school, I’m jelly