How dare those war crime cops hold American stormtroopers to the same standard as the soldiers from sh*t-hole countries?!

"After years of disclosures by government investigations, media accounts, and reports from human rights organizations, there is no longer any doubt as to whether the administration has committed war crimes. The only question that remains to be answered is whether those who ordered the use of torture will be held to account." -- US Army Major General Antonio Taguba, commissioned by the Pentagon in 2004 to investigate US torture.