Anon tries trail running
Posted by GER_Luftwaffel@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 66 comments
Posted by GER_Luftwaffel@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 66 comments
Known-Ad-1556@reddit
Anon gets a glimpse of why women were choosing the bear.
Dadaman3000@reddit
I mean dude...
I'm not so sure if I wouldn't pick the bear.
It's obviously not all men (given I'm one), but it's always men.
Ndnfndkfk@reddit
the people who got offended by this thought experiment were the ones they were picking the bear over
Lecteur_K7@reddit
How your logic have come to this trail of thought is beyond me... "Wow, you are offended by women saying you would attack them in the nature? That mean you would do it!" Maybe it's time to go outside.
KokiriBomber@reddit
The poster you're replying to isn't saying that women who choose the bear are saying that 'you' would attack them in nature.
KokiriBomber@reddit
The poster you're replying to isn't saying that women who choose the bear are saying that 'you' would attack them in nature.
IdioticZacc@reddit
It was never specified who would be the man, why would anyone be offended by it
If it was a post about just shitting on men in general I would understand the issue, but people saying they'd rather be in the wild with a bear than a man is the issue of many cases of many horrible things thats done, it's the risk of it. Sure you might not do it, no one said you specifically would, it's just the possible risk that they would end up with one of those serial killer that would torture and do, so on. And also the issue of being seen as "why was she alone with a man?" "It was her fault for being alone with another guy"
Hongkongjai@reddit
Not an uncommon line of reasoning by the current standard
Ndnfndkfk@reddit
booeth hooeth
Ndnfndkfk@reddit
Lecteur_K7@reddit
MonkeManWPG@reddit
"You probably look like a rapist" was one of my favourite non-arguments whenever anyone criticised this dumb viral "debate".
Ndnfndkfk@reddit
you probably look like a rapist tho ngl
TeamEdward2020@reddit
I understand the experiment, but genuinely I think the option here should be more women should go to the gym and then choose the man. I have no ulterior motives.
Dommy mommy says what?
TeamEdward2020@reddit
I'm not even gonna bother fixing this fucking comment blasd rn I love buff women
TeamEdward2020@reddit
Fuck y'all for hating the player I'm deleting ts cuz I'm going to bed and don't need to read thirty fucking replies about the bear in the morning.
schmitzel88@reddit
That question was only upsetting to men who didn't get picked by any women ever, even without the threat of being attacked by a bear
dont_tread_on_M@reddit
Anon met a man and survived. If he met a bear though...
SpooderJockey@reddit
Fake: anon went outside Gay: anon did actually meet a bear in the woods and can no longer sit down for
mooshroom333@reddit
Bears are more afraid of you than you are of them. Make noise and make yourself big if you run into one, usually they’ll hear you coming and leave though.
Tablesafety@reddit
Anon also had the advantage of being a man, looking at the other man who was probably thinking the same thing as Anon. Had Anon been Femanon and that man thought the same things, there is a nonzero chance it would have gone quite differently.
Hongkongjai@reddit
On the contrary, as we are all aware, mostly men are rapists?
Tablesafety@reddit
well, when you have literally 0 women you know that haven't been victimized and fathers being super protective of their daughters because they "Know how men are", but loads of people camping in the woods every day all across the country but bear attacks are so rare they're all over the local news when they happen... Not to mention the vast majority of murder victims are women and its a fucking surprise when the body hasn't been sexually assaulted...
Also I've never heard of it being a common occurrence ever for bears to wait outside of houses just for someone to come out. Meanwhile there are places where crowds of men, literal throngs, will gather together just so they can more easily get away with sexual assault and it is completely normal.
Amathril@reddit
Well, I guess. If by 'vast majority' you actually mean 'about one fifth'...
Source for 2021: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide_statistics_by_gender
Tablesafety@reddit
I accept being wrong about that one, quite thoroughly wrong.
Though it was other men that killed most of them, reading those stats
Amathril@reddit
That's correct.
"The global homicide rate was 9,3 per 100,000 males and 2,2 per 100,000 females; and 90% of homicide suspects brought into formal contact with the police were men."
Unless you also have statistics how many bears out of 100,000 attack somebody, it is sort of a useless comparison.
Hongkongjai@reddit
A true comparison would have to take into account of the setting. In the deep wood, given that you do encounter either a man or a bear, what are the relative likelihood of being attacked.
SteveFrench12@reddit
Thats the point of the meme lol
Calm-Technology7351@reddit
Depends on the bear. My mom walked up on a black bear chilling in our garage one day and was able to just walk in the front door without it caring
NotNonbisco@reddit
Anon met a random guy in the woods and nothing happened to him either
Wwanker@reddit
Black bears can be chill, brown will fuck you up, and pray you’ll never meet a white one
stillmahboi@reddit
Which proves how stupid they are, because a bear penis simply being bigger does not mean more satisfying sex. The part of the bear penis that isn't fur has a slimy texture, not unlike dog or horse penis, but unlike those penises there's no way to adjust yourself around them.
FunnyP-aradox@reddit
Ok so you got me to google what was the average size of a bear dick every for every species it is lower or equal to humans (except for polar bears, but they are much more gigantic than every other bear species so it's not surprising)
Known-Ad-1556@reddit
The penis is by far the least threatening part of a polar bear.
stillmahboi@reddit
On the subject of polar bears i hope global warming kills those fuckers
Tablesafety@reddit
Valuable insight
Novareason@reddit
Lecteur_K7@reddit
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Agerones@reddit
I'm sure he'd feel safe and sound if he came across a grizzly bear
GuerillaGandhi@reddit
Came ~across~ on a grizzly bear
precision_cumshot@reddit
love that restaurant
No-Boysenberry-6685@reddit
He was more likely to be killed on account of being male. But sure.
NCD_Lardum_AS@reddit
Paranoia?
unga-unga@reddit
City people are crazy
hunterwaynehiggins@reddit
Lived in the woods my entire life and never once thought, "What a great place to kill somebody."
ParanormalDoctor@reddit
literally the only reasonable thing anyone should take from this
Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit
When this happens to me I always ask myself “ what are the odds of two serial killers meeting up on the same remote trail?”
ExperienceLow6810@reddit
Fake: anon exercises
Gay: anon throated that man in the forest and we all know it
Igotbannedlolol@reddit
Can confirm I was the tree
ElectroMagnetsYo@reddit
Fake: Trees can’t connect to the internet
Gay: You got wood while watching a man throat another man
Igotbannedlolol@reddit
trees do connect to internet
we log in
Justin_Case619@reddit
This
OddNovel565@reddit
That
PapaMoBucks@reddit
And
kingepic84@reddit
Those
MXTwitch@reddit
Good pepe
Honky-Balaam@reddit
anon touched grass and woke up to the psyop implying men aren't afraid of getting raped and murdered
Chodor101@reddit
Tbh anon is both paranoid and correct. Just have a pepper spray woth you and you should be able to run away.
Also while there's possibility of being attacked there change of someone randomly stabbing you in the throat in the middle of busy street are never 0. You just have to accept that nothing is 100% safe
cookie_n_icecream@reddit
I remember when i was a kid and would always get scared of monsters hiding in the dark. My dad always used to tell me: "One day you'll realize that the scariest thing out there aren't monsters, but other people"
Omagga@reddit
Cat.
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Fake: Anon regularly exercises
Gay: Anon subconsciously looking for meeting with male stranger in a lonely place
DiarrheaMentor@reddit
tfinchy@reddit
Anon supposedly ran the same route for 3 years without ever switching it up
Saint_Vigil@reddit
Yeah? Ive been running the same route for 10+ years. If you're running for distance, it's convenient if you know exactly how far youve run
thechaliceconsume@reddit
Why would you switch it up?
SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit
Anon chooses the bear