Why has no one tried to sell a strain of weed and called it "90s weed" that doesn't make you hallucinate after 2 hits?
Posted by NashvilleTypewriter@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 324 comments
I mean... Remember what it used to be like to be able to pass a joint 4-5 times and still remember your name? Not saying it should be shitty-just decent outdoor, homegrown quality.
90s Weed®️ "Sticks, stones, and compressed because... Fuck You"
420EdibleQueen@reddit
If your weed has you hallucinating, there’s something else there dude. I first tried weed in the 90s. I wasn’t impressed.
Fast forward to 2018 and I’m standing in a dispensary with my hot off the press medical cannabis card feeling like I was in another world. When I got home and had a bowl I discovered that stuff I had in the 90s was complete crap.
JennyFurTin@reddit
This made me laugh. Hahaa.
Creepy_Radio_3084@reddit
'Back in the day' (80's), where I am, herb was a rarity - it was all resin or oil. Mellower, way more chill, definitely not hallucinogenic (had acid/shrooms for that).
I hate herb - harsh, tastes and smells nasty, inconsistent quality.
Guess I was spoiled..
_unholyroller_@reddit
Yeah no one wants dirt weed.
Guilty-Pen1152@reddit
Or 70s/80s weed???
Defiant-Giraffe@reddit
New Jersey Ditch Weed.
Its the "session IPA" of weed.
krebstorm@reddit
Grew up in NJ. We used to call it Mexican ditch weed. 😂
crndwg@reddit
Grew up in Canada, we called it American ditch weed lol.
LunaPolaris@reddit
Oregon here, we called it ditch weed.
TheHexagone@reddit
Grew up in Greenland, we called it Canadian ditch weed.
katchoo1@reddit
Or “sticks n stems”
krebstorm@reddit
And seeds!
katchoo1@reddit
I can hear a seed popping on the inhale as I read that.
heffel77@reddit
Remember when it would pop and blow a little hole in the side of the joint!! Ahh, the bad old days
LunaPolaris@reddit
Or blow the coal out of your bowl.
lookngbackinfrontome@reddit
And the seeds taste like absolute shit.
I also remember some urban legend about the seeds making you sterile if you smoke them.
cosmic_scott@reddit
I grew up in San Diego and we called it Mexican dirt weed.
whymygraine@reddit
In Montana it was Mexican Brick Weed
CurtisKobainowicz@reddit
Iowa's own: Iojuana
LunaPolaris@reddit
When you smoked it did you say "Iojuana do chores now"?
102aksea102@reddit
Same for NW FL!
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
So I did a little research on this after my son’s weed paralyzed me.
They have bred out all the CBD and raised the THC levels into the stratosphere.
If you have legalized weed where you are ask for a low thc high cbd blend. They’ll probably call it “ Granpa’s Kite” or some shit, but you can smoke it and still watch Severance.
THC and CBD were designed by nature to go together. CBD cuts down on all the anxiety.
BTW if you or a friend “greens out” ingesting CBD can really help.
krebstorm@reddit
Mmmmmmm couch-lock , that's why I take baby hits. Learned the hard way when I got back into weed after not smoking for 20 years.
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
I found couch lock to be suffocating and terrifying. Bat hits from now on.
cosmic_scott@reddit
Charlotte's web is the most famous high cbd strain, named after a little girl who helped prove weed was medically useful!
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Is she the one CBD was used on to stop her seizures?
cosmic_scott@reddit
that's her
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte%27s_Web_(cannabis)
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Saw her in an amazing 60 Minutes piece many years ago.
B-mello@reddit
Grew up in Cleveland and we called it “downtown brown”
Xrsyz@reddit
If you asked for downtown brown in Cleveland in the 80s you would be served something completely different.
B-mello@reddit
Ya we switched that to a Cleveland steamer to avoid unsanitary confusion
Poke-a-dotted@reddit
VA. Either Mexican dirt weed or brick (if it was obviously bricked). Remember buying a few bricks back in the day to break down. Sometimes requiring an ice pick, lol. Now I have a delivery service and a tent with homegrown.
heffel77@reddit
In TN we called it “sexy mexi” but you can’t tar it all with the same brush. My stepdad had a qp of some brick weed that was a corner of the key. It had the legit curve of the package,lol. It was fucking good. For comparison, he called my Dead tour kind bud, “fancy dope” lmao
External_Side_7063@reddit
In Philly, we just called it dirt weed
CatherinePiedi@reddit
In Mexico, we called it Jersey dirt weed
krebstorm@reddit
❤️
Open_Mortgage_4645@reddit
Grew up in NY. We called brick weed.
djunderh2o@reddit
Philly here. Confirmed brick weed.
grapedrinkbox@reddit
Maryland here: schwag
djunderh2o@reddit
We had schwag as well.
solomons-marbles@reddit
New England: brick weed
dadadam67@reddit
In Mexico, we call it Gabacho weed
hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb@reddit
It was decent stuff. No hallucinations or anything, didn’t even know that was an issue. Nice and mellow Vernon weed
Far_Winner5508@reddit
In Michigan, they grew hemp for the war and then war on drugs. Kids would find wild hemp growing in drainage ditches and smkoe it but was never cultivated for THC. Didn’t do shit. Skunk weed.
heffel77@reddit
I had a friend from Kansas who used to tell us about this stuff and we were driving through on the way to CO and he wanted to stop by his old house. In the middle of the night, he slammed on the brakes and jumped out of the car and opened our door and yelled “see!! This is what I was talking about” as he shoved a stalk of ditch weed into the car.
Lafinfil@reddit
Grown in Indiana for the war effort. I remember people getting arrested in the 70-80s after getting caught picking trash bags full, which was an appropriate container.
Far_Winner5508@reddit
My family lived in northern Michiana. Makes sense it grew down there as well.
Lafinfil@reddit
I think the Navy was still using hemp rope despite DuPont & Hurst fighting for the destruction of competitive hemp products
Trees_are_cool_@reddit
Skunk weed is good quality dank weed
Vegaprime@reddit
Only downside is you wore it for a good time afterward. Surprised the government doesn't only allow it's sell because it would be a definitive dui red flag and such.
ClowderGeek@reddit
From SoCal, Tijuana Ditch Weed LOL
ConchFritter33040@reddit
Grew up in South Florida. We called it “regs” as in regular weed, nothing fancy. I do miss it from time to time.
ClowderGeek@reddit
Yeah, those all night smoke sessions are gone.
ScheanaShaylover@reddit
Haha
Mortimer452@reddit
When weed became legal it allowed educated, experienced and credentialed scientific talent to beign researching ways to improve its potency and effects. Not to mention the fact that large sophisticated grow operations were almost impossible to pull off without getting busted.
The shit they grow today is insane compared to 30 years ago
heffel77@reddit
They had dispensaries in CA 30yrs ago. Not to mention the stuff coming out of Humboldt and other places was really high quality. As a matter of fact, the best weed isn’t in dispensaries, it’s still black market. Dispensaries sell the most profitable weed they can which isn’t always the best weed. My brother has some stories of working in a dispensary in Seattle and some of the shit they get away with is crazy.
BaldBombshell@reddit
The one time I had spiked weed, we were doing a movie night of Easy Rider & Deliverance.
Memorable fucked-upness.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
Because drug dealers are notorious for putting more drugs in their drugs?
Freed_lab_rat@reddit
I mean... Fent can literally be found in every variety of street drug now.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
And how do they get fentanyl into the weed?
Freed_lab_rat@reddit
That statement taken alone is a fact.
Fentanyl is destroyed when burned.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
You’re avoiding the question at hand.
Is weed laced? If so, how? 😂
Freed_lab_rat@reddit
I've literally bought dusted weed from my plug in the 90s before. Are you being deliberately obtuse?
MissBoofsAlot@reddit
In the 90s for a while everything was dusted in my area. Could not just get weed flavored weed. One reason I stopped smoking back then. PCP or opium. People always talked about "coco puffs" bud dusted with coke. This was when LSD was everywhere. Paper Hits for $2 and liquid drops for $5. I spent the first half of 9th grade tripping balls a few times a week.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
Can you explain? Dusted with what??
Freed_lab_rat@reddit
Yes, I was knowingly purchasing weed that had been intentionally laced with PCP, and that was reflected in the price I paid.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
That makes way more sense than weed just randomly laced.
blackstarr1996@reddit
It was at one time occasionally laced with pcp
trackaghosthrufog@reddit
Absolutely! They put the "DRUGS" in candy and give it out at schools to get your kids hooked!
How in fuck those kids are going to find that pied piper again and have money to but his drugs is anybody's guess. But drug dealers are notoriously fast and loose with their gear!
YoSettleDownMan@reddit
This is exactly how I got hooked on candy.
Centauri1000@reddit
Can confirm.... I had a serious Now-n-later habit from third grade to junior high .
What the hell was in those?
DaisyMaeMiller1984@reddit
The green apple was like Crack to me
BoomerishGenX@reddit
Yeah but they also breed plants for pain, sleepy time, 5mg gummies, low thc high cbd…. It’s definitely not all crushing stoniness
You can still buy shake or trimmings too
ilikecats415@reddit
This. I stopped smoking in my early 30s because it started giving me so much anxiety. I have learned to enjoy weed again by being very specific about what I consume. I stick with edibles so I have a lot of control in how much I take. And I stick with 5-7.5 mg of indica strains only. This is enough to get me just a little high and not leave me rocking in a corner and unable to form words.
wezelboy@reddit
When I used to grow in the 90's, shake was my go to. I love smoking shake.
TrentWolfred@reddit
Especially true if/when you could get some shake that over-delivered for its price!
Heading into my senior year of college, my roommates and I split a pound of shoddy-looking, but medium-potency, shake for just $1600. Some seeds and stems, but it hit almost as hard as the stuff we were getting for $50 an eighth.
That pound came close to getting us through the first semester!
fpnewsandpromos@reddit
There was insanely good stuff 40 years ago. It was just not widely available. Now it is. Stop with this talk of wanting ditch weed.
Vorian_Atreides17@reddit
And I thank them every day!
GR1ML0C51@reddit
The national nightly news literally said the same thing 30 years ago.
cardamomgrrl@reddit
I rememberrrrrr! My bf’s dad grows weed legally as a hobby (just because he can) but doesn’t smoke it. He just grows Maui Wowee and a couple other old strains and gives it to me to give away. I call it collectively “1982” because it is sooooo chill and awesome! You can smoke it for a while and just never lose your mind.
UraTargetMarket@reddit
I want to hang out with your boyfriend’s dad! Maui Wowee is my favourite. And Acapulco Gold. They had those strains in my local dispensaries for awhile and then they went away. I’ve been sad for years over that. Everyone wants to be insane in the membrane in my city. Except me, apparently.
elevatiion420@reddit
The legal stores in my area, I can't find anything under 22 percent. Even the 20 dollar ounce of cooking weed i just got clocks in at 25%!
UraTargetMarket@reddit
I feel like you must be in my area!
Ok-Juggernaut-4698@reddit
I can find various levels of THC in dispensaries here in Chicago for a less intense high.
Maybe that's an option?
bourbon_drinkr@reddit
We call it "Old man pot". I wish someone would grow and sell it.
No-Blood-7274@reddit
I agree. Soil grown, standard weed is nice.
Ocstar11@reddit
They do. I’ve seen it called Dads weed
Strange-Scarcity@reddit
LOL.
Is it all that insane these days?
The_Real_Fufishiswaz@reddit
It's good if you like crippling anxiety attacks I suppose
stogie5150@reddit
I had to stop because of this. Couldn't find a strain that didn't induce panic attacks. I was/am crestfallen. From street weed to medical to THCA... panic attack city :-(
The_Real_Fufishiswaz@reddit
This is what people like? Sheesh
Muddy_boots123@reddit
Shwag weed
DaisyMaeMiller1984@reddit
I like the hallucinations
DuckTalesOohOoh@reddit
It's called Mexican Grass here in Houston.
w00fy@reddit
Back in the 90s I smoked some weed and then I leaned back on the fence and felt as if my body separated into a myriad of shards which swirled and danced in the morning sun.
Stabbing_Ball_Pains@reddit
The younger generation will never know the joys of traveling an hour to downtown Detroit on a fri night to score a bag of garth.. The adventures i could tell..
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
The children of the xennials will be amazed to hear about how we risked our lives and freedom to get weed.
The dumb ass version of the Freedom Riders of the 60’s.
desrevermi@reddit
My neighbor got a little something from the dispensary recently and as I was passing by, he asked me if I wanted to partake.
Two hits and I urgently said "thanks, bro, I think this is starting to hit really hard."
I made it to my sofa just inside my door and made myself comfortable.
I woke up 8 hours later.
Wow, this new stuff is strong.
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
My son’s shit put me in bed seeing machine elves in the ceiling. Barely got him high. I don’t know who I need to worry about .
d-u-n_done@reddit
This is funny. When I’d give my dad tiny nugs in the late 90s/early 00s he referred to it as “rocket fuel”. Back when hydro and purple were the only names weee had.
Zetavu@reddit
I'm not sure what you guys smoked in the 90s but it sound like you got seriously ripped off. If anything, modern vape concentrates can overpower you if you take too big of a hit, but otherwise weed is weed. It has potency and if you bought the good stuff in the 80s or 90s it was as potent as now, you just learned to pace yourself (hence the invention of the one hitter). That joint you passed around, that was the cheap crap you shared with strangers, the good stuff you kept in the compartment of your dugout.
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Shnicklefritz
ibis_mummy@reddit
Anyone who remembers the good stuff that would hit around Christmas time in Texas, Oklahoma, and New Mexico between the mid 80s to the mid 90s, I know where it came from.
ibis_mummy@reddit
A
AutoSpiral@reddit
Someone told me in the 90s that 70s weed was the mellowest bud ever. He could smoke up at the beginning of his shift and retain all his faculties.
Tigrisrock@reddit
I'm extremely happy with 7th Wave. It's very subtle and gives you a pleasant buzz.
teleheaddawgfan@reddit
I would buy Mexican dirt weed at this point just for the change. I don’t need weapons grade every single time. Sometimes I just want a PBR not an Imperial IPA
tedlyb@reddit
Fuck that, I take one hit and I am good for hours, if not the whole day.
A quarter lasts forever.
You have any idea how much money I’ve saved verses back in the day?!
monsterbot314@reddit
I think some people miss the socializing or contemplating while smoking a fatty.
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Like on that 70’s show. It used to be a very social event.
Firm-Needleworker-46@reddit
💯
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Nickel and dimed to fucking death.
NorthRoseGold@reddit
Yeah my weed dries out before I can smoke it. I encourage my adult kids to take it off my hand, but why, When they can go a couple miles and get fresh stuff for pennies?
ferretgr@reddit
Use mason jars for storage if this is the case. Your weed should maintain its moisture indefinitely in that situation. Take a couple of grams out at a time so you’re not constantly popping the jars and defeating the purpose.
tedlyb@reddit
Exactly. I'm paying the exact same price I was paying 30 years ago, the quality is astronomically better, and I have a huge variety to choose from instead of just taking the best of whatever happens to be available at that moment.
NashvilleTypewriter@reddit (OP)
This is all I'm saying. It's lethal nowadays. Also, marketing. Ha
ChickenArise@reddit
It's called Dad Grass, promo code whatever podcast you like
Forsaken-Garlic-42@reddit
Right! Those ads are inescapable.
basskittens@reddit
I gotta listen to some different podcasts it seems
whymygraine@reddit
Look up strains like AC/DC and Pennywise, they are 1:1 thc to cbd, with both in the 7-10% range. It's not the same but it's good
NewtOk4840@reddit
I love it!🔥🌲💨
ScheanaShaylover@reddit
Ew
Trees_are_cool_@reddit
?
ScheanaShaylover@reddit
Basically I’ve worked my ass off to not have to purchase pbr and dirt weed. I don’t get it.
ScheanaShaylover@reddit
I don’t think that sounds good at all just my opinion
Creepy-Signature-823@reddit
I wish we could get weapons grade in Ohio. I can’t smoke enough dispensary crap to even get nervous.
UnicornFarts1111@reddit
Is it that bad there? Thanks for the warning. If I go there to visit, I will make sure I plan an excursion up to MI.
Creepy-Signature-823@reddit
It’s not totally without good bud, but the commercial product is largely meh. I try to bounce around strains to hopefully get a bigger or better high than staying with one good one forever.
Kinda_ShouldaSorta@reddit
I just want Skunk back. True Skunk weed.
Iko87iko@reddit
And dont forget home-grown, where ya had to smoke a lid to catch a high
tvaldez19@reddit
I’ve heard something called “Dad Grass” advertised on The Honeydew Podcast.
TrentWolfred@reddit
Yep, Dad Grass delivers the low potency that OP seeks.
However, I’ve found it more economical to buy slightly-higher-potency edibles, cut them up, and dose them 1mg at a time, as I see fit for my mood and circumstances.
jefftobin11@reddit
I have found this to be the simplest means to the desired end.
Sea_Original_906@reddit
Or, if you enjoy flower products, get a one hitter and only take a few toots off of it.
I mean that’s what we do with spirits, usually dilute scotch with water or mix gin, rum, vodka, etc with other stuff for cocktails.
Firm-Needleworker-46@reddit
All good arguments, but I miss the social aspect of it. Nibbling gummies 1 mg at a time isn’t the point. Being able to pass a joint or bong around with friends without everyone being brain dead after 20 minutes is what I miss.
Centauri1000@reddit
Spoiler alert: "dad grass" is actually just lawn trimmings and oregano.
edie_the_egg_lady@reddit
I tried it, it was just okay. Didn't really do anything, which in the end I was happy it went that way instead of being crazy strong I guess. I just bought a single joint, wouldn't buy again, tho
severedsoulmetal@reddit
welcome to the honeydew y’all
right_bank_cafe@reddit
Yea they do have this! I have to admit thought I really really enjoy weed of today. So lucky to get to experience it. lol
Flat_6_Theory@reddit
Don’t think I’ve come close to hallucinating on weed since the 90s, lol. The med patient pills at 5-7 x 30mg hit just about right. Tend to think the 90s strain might not do much except have me hacking no end.
CADman0909@reddit
Ahhh the 90’s. I can still remember calling friend, he calls some number and hangs up, some number calls back an hour later to set up time/place, wait another 2 hours, go to place at certain time, wait another hour for some dude in a black cutlass (or regal) to show up. Friend does the deal, presents you with almost 3/4 of a totally stepped on eighth. Drive home to finish the bag. All to do it again in 2 days.
ialsohaveadobro@reddit
Can't relate. Tolerance fucked
DFW_DADDY@reddit
Same
Creepy-Signature-823@reddit
Same.
Ok_Cardiologist_673@reddit
Same.
I need to get high after I get high.
Straight-Base180@reddit
I smoke two joints in the morning....
Equivalent_County565@reddit
I smoke two joints in the afternoon….
spacemusicisorange@reddit
I smoke two joints in the evening…
Squeeze-@reddit
It makes me feel all right…
djunderh2o@reddit
I smoke two joints in time of peace,
Senemish@reddit
And two in time of war.
Fishy1911@reddit
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints
djhankb@reddit
And then I smoke 2 more!
Due-Principle9112@reddit
Doing that now 😁
HammerMeUp@reddit
Yup. Takes over 200mg of edibles for me to truly feel it. 100 and I'll forget I even ate some.
LeonidasVaarwater@reddit
Quit for a few months. I did and thought I could smoke as before. Queue severe weed paranoia and panic attacks.
Elesia@reddit
Smoked a bit as a teenager, always had a nice time. Tried it again a few years back, thought I was getting psychosis but it turned out I had "only" developed an anaphylactic weed allergy. So, um... Yay?
Any-Leg-3481@reddit
My buddy rolls joints with low potency homegrown for the golf course and calls them “Diet Sticks.” lol!
DroneSlut54@reddit
I’m 56. I dab (like free-basing THC), smoke hash joints and bong hits of very good bud (it’s called flower now). Stop complaining that the weed is too good now instead of BaCk In YoUr DaY when it was whatever you got. Every dispensary I know sells a few >14% strains. If that’s too much maybe just try holding your breath?
DroneSlut54@reddit
“DaMn YoU gOt PrObLeMs AnD iM nOt HeRe To SoLvE tHeM” - then passive aggressively delet your comment?
I partake in tested regulated cannabis every day, just like some wear glasses, take heart meds, arthritis meds or whatever. Arthritis meds help you get through the day with as little pain as possible, just like weed. Physical pain vs the pain of dealing with idiots. Looking at you, Mr. Back In My Day. I’m an older GenX but holy fuck not anywhere near as old as some of you.
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
Why are you being so antagonistic? JFC not everyone lives in a legal state or has access to a dispensary.
DroneSlut54@reddit
Including myself. This is the first time I’ve heard this from a non-Boomer. I bet the music sucks now too.
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
Damn you got problems and I'm not here to solve them.
ExternalLiterature76@reddit
If you live in a state where it’s legal, you can go to the dispensary and ask for lower THC product. I get some amazing sativa blend pre rolls. I can take 4-5 hits and get a nice giggly buzz with no paranoia. The brand I like best is Drew Martin.
Mysterious-Dealer649@reddit
I live in a state that will never legalize but has hilariously been overrun with places that have the delta and thc-a type stuff. It’s stupid expensive and I know quality varies wildly but there’s one close by me that the thc-a stuff isn’t too bad. Gets ya there without knocking your dick in the dirt
anonuemus@reddit
You'd be surprised how great homegrown weed is. It is better on almost every metric and there are plenty of strains that are really chill to smoke nad still be able to work.
porkchopexpress-1373@reddit
I remember weed in the 70’s having a pleasant smoke and oder. Now it’s just skunk everywhere. People don’t know what they’ve missed.
Last_Free_Man_@reddit
Yes yes
Rwhite5440@reddit
You’re talking about in the way back when, when we just called it weed.
Goddamitdonut@reddit
Ive said this many… many… many times
fakeaccount572@reddit
Because there are gummies now! Who the fuck smokes weed?
hippidad@reddit
Back then it was just called Weed. Was no other choices.
XemptOne@reddit
fuck man, sometimes that shit was just as good as any of the shit today
Rowd1e@reddit
Just get 20% and you’ll be fine.
lawtechie@reddit
We could sell it by the lid.
scarbarough@reddit
I mean, I'm perfectly happy hitting a joint once or twice rather than smoking the whole thing.
When you're out drinking, do you insist on drinking 12 ounces of vodka, because that's how much bud light you drink?
It's really not hard to imbibe the amount that gets you to where you want to be.
eweknotnoyak@reddit
Kinda Bud!
librocubicuralist@reddit
I would love some really weak weed. I found lozenges that have 5mg THC.
impeesa75@reddit
I’ve hear called dad weed before
lilspark112@reddit
I always ask the bud tender for whatever flower they have that’s “lower” in THC. The lowest they usually have is about 21-22% and most of them are over 30%. Yeah it’s a bit ridiculous. There’s a market for us for sure that’s barely being met.
tboy160@reddit
Shwag brick weed, full seeds.
TaxiLady69@reddit
I live in Canada, and I get all sorts of different weed. But my teen years in the 90s was all B.C. kush. So I've always had access to really good stuff. None of it has ever made me hallucinate. L.S.D was the only thing I've done where I've hallucinated.
Nikadaemus@reddit
My Uncle used to call this new crazy stuff as Polio Pot
Back in the day, we called it Wheelchair lol
blatosser@reddit
Bud light! Miss that stuff!
still_learning_to_be@reddit
Those were the days. Could get a quarter of decent weed for $30 bucks. It was pretty good—after you picked out the stems and seeds! 😂
Certain-Fill3683@reddit
Up north in Canada, where weed is legal, you can pretty much get whatever strength you need to make you happy. Prohibition is lame.
DynamiteWitLaserBeam@reddit
The last time I smoked any weed was 2001. At this point I'm worried any of the new stuff might kill me, and yet I'm still curious. All I want is to feel mellow and contemplative. I should probably ask my local shop for their advice.
Aggravating-Loss1805@reddit
Ditch weed
AnotherBaldWhiteDude@reddit
Look for a brand called "classics"
asoleproprietor@reddit
Louis CK does a bit about smoking newer weed with fans after a show. He didn’t know how strong it was and said he was completely gone after taking “70s bad company jean jacket hits” lol
Due_Charge_9258@reddit
Yeah I liked video games and music being more enjoyable now it's like hey wanna be schizophrenic for ab hour?
Slob_King@reddit
You can just go to the weed store and ask for low potency weed. The weed baristas will get you what you need.
NashvilleTypewriter@reddit (OP)
Tennessee. But I hear you
Slob_King@reddit
Dang sorry. Drive to a state with more freedoms I guess.
CompleteService8593@reddit
No one wants that trash compactor shit. Seeds and stems galore…
Dean-O_66@reddit
Brown Frown. Narcos Mexico tells the whole story.
BossParticular3383@reddit
THIS. Absolutely. I have heard dispensary workers complain about all the dum dums who come in asking for "the strongest you've got" and not really understanding that stronger isn't always better.
daddyjohns@reddit
You can still buy 12-14% thc stuff out there, i saw some 7% once
BoomerishGenX@reddit
Yeah I don’t get this thread.
They sell all ranges of potency these days.
BarnabyBundlesnatch@reddit
Thats kinda the problem though. Used to be youd go and get some weed/hash, and that would be that. Now you need to a PHD and an encyclopedic knowledge of strains/names/measures and fuck knows what else.
Cant just get a joint anymore, cos fuck knows what it is.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
You’ve never been to a dispensary? Every one has friendly staff who will happily walk you through the options.
I just finished a pack of 10 regular ole joints that was $12. Well, about to finish the last one…
daddyjohns@reddit
I think their point is basically the local "not so legal" dealers are only dealing high strains, that take you to oz. Because half the nation doesn't have dispensaries.
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
But not everywhere. I think maybe people forget there are still many places where it's illegal and it's much harder to get exactly what you want, so you get what your friend is willing to sell from what he got when he went across the bridge to the dispensary.
HammerMeUp@reddit
I understand why many would want a lower grade but not me. I don't want to continuously smoke to get a little buzz. I rarely smoke flower these days. Concentrates and strong carts for me.
Psychological_Tap187@reddit
I'd give anything for some normal ass 90s weed grown by my roommates dad. Shit was fantastic and didn't make me lay in bed thinking I was gonna die at any time.
NashvilleTypewriter@reddit (OP)
This.
NashvilleTypewriter@reddit (OP)
I think a lot of folks are misunderstanding my OP. (And that's possibly on me, I should've explained a little better.)
I'm not crying about high potency weed. I'm saying I'm surprised no one has capitalized on the nostalgia and interest in our generation by creating a slightly less heavy strain that has the same pop as good weed from back in the day and marketed it as such.
90s culture is pretty huge with my sons generation. The music, the style, etc. IDK, I guess I have my answer though. 😂
Sea_Original_906@reddit
Yeah I don’t understand this, I’m usually able to find low powered cannabis like Jack Herrer strains fairly easy.
MuricanPoxyCliff@reddit
Emerald Triangle Wheelchair Weed is why im growing my own.
ReaperOfWords@reddit
Unfortunately, most modern users seem to only want “one hit and you’re tripping” potency, so the market and growers mostly all went in that direction.
Personally I’d prefer low THC mellow to be the norm.
CrustyBatchOfNature@reddit
There were 4 of us hot boxing a Yugo in the late 80's and all we got was cottonmouth, the munchies, and lots of laughter. I don't trust the stuff today at all after what some of the folks I know have told me.
severedsoulmetal@reddit
It’s crazy to think about being able to carry it around in just a sandwich bag.
Whynot151@reddit
It was oregano, I swear.
Material-Ambition-18@reddit
I have never hallucinated on weed. I have smoked some pretty strong weed in my life. Been smoking most of my life. I have taken LSD and not actually hallucinationed. So maybe it’s me. What strength weed makes people hallucinate? We got some 25%thc stuff in Alaska in 2022. Wow. But no hallucinations
Wise-Calligrapher123@reddit
I don't understand, you can get less strong weed. They list the strength for you so you can make that choice. Some are 28% THC and some are 13%. You can also get CBD buds with no THC. Mix that with the 13% stuff and you could smoke a whole 1/8th and not get too high.
yanksphan@reddit
Sexy Mexi!
solomons-marbles@reddit
What are you smoking? Got any more?
Great_Office_9553@reddit
Remember when “Smoke two joints in the morning…” was a viable strategy?
Secret_Flounder_3781@reddit
I've never been able to handle any weed at all, but I remember people who partook being less effed up all of the time. We had subs and teachers getting fired from my last teaching job for vaping wayyyyyy too much at work.
Leading-Voice846@reddit
Is that Reggie? Not trying to be dumb; last weed I had that didn't make me luny.
Comet_Empire@reddit
I think we miss getting high in our 20s more than anything.
Got_Bent@reddit
New England Salt Hay.
Erazzphoto@reddit
In the 90s, you weren’t choosing seedy brick weed over kind buds by choice 😂
segascream@reddit
I'm gonna need the details of what you're smoking, OP. For, uh.....research purposes.
(Last time I went to the dispensary, I played Dealer's Choice: dude said "2 hits of this and I'm flying". I'm not a big smoker by any means, I typically save it for weekends, and only after I've done everything I need to and have absolved myself of responsibilities. It's taking me 5-6 hits before I even feel it, and then I'm mostly just feeling slightly buzzed and incredibly lazy until the munchies hit.)
maddog2271@reddit
Yeah this would be a good idea. Some of the shit that’s out there these days is just insane and gets you stoned off your gourd. I don’t smoke much anymore at all (or use edibles)…just changed over the years. But part of that is because the shit is just too strong for my tastes. It’s like I would want a nice lager beer but someone hands me a 12 oz tumbler of Wild Turkey.
The_Dude_2U@reddit
I disagree. That brick packed bean filled garbage we dined on definitely had moments where it was spiked. At least you know what you’re getting now.
TreasonalDepression@reddit
Bean filled?
mzmtg@reddit
Sticks and seeds.
We called em beans too.
toooldforthisshittt@reddit
Sprayed with raid.
BoomerishGenX@reddit
Spiked? With what?
Competitive_Arm2593@reddit
Mexipress?! Or some of that creeper weed man. Lol
safety3rd@reddit
Look at all those red hairs.
NashvilleTypewriter@reddit (OP)
The creeper for sure. Strong-ish, but not insane Gawd, the skunk weed back then. Shoo
Beginning-Spend-3547@reddit
Spending so much time picking seeds and stems out!
Pittskid@reddit
Pittsburgh here and we called it Mexican brick weed. I can remember peeling multiple buds? Off of 1 bud? It was so massively compressed.
justmisspellit@reddit
I say this all the time. Usually because I’m so high I forget I’ve already said it before
Unlucky_Profit_776@reddit
Before I quit, my dispensary had "Bubba 98" it was straight up 90s
zoeybeattheraccoon@reddit
Dunno where you live but in Seattle's pot shops you can just ask for something that's not too strong.
wishiwasntyet@reddit
Jamaican high grade is the ticket for you then.
owldrcheee@reddit
Not your grandpas grass anymore 😂
sayerofstuffs@reddit
Weed has gotten a lot stronger over the years, try a strain with low percentage THC
and the stuff we use to smoke in the 90s is terrible compared to the beautifully grown bud these days
NorseGlas@reddit
Back in the 90’s homegrown was the best weed.
That was the only weed that wasn’t Mexican brick weed on the east coast. Sure there were some of us who just threw some seeds from our schwagg in a pot… but quite a few of us had every issue of high times and were mail ordering better seeds…… or keeping the rare seed that someone found in the “Humboldt county weed” that my friends uncle sent fed ex weekly.
I never understood why “home grown” meant shit weed when it was always better than brick.
mucifous@reddit
Bring back the brick weed!
jk i love weed now.
niktaeb@reddit
Just look for something in the 20% THC (or lower range). You’re out buying 30% + or some and wondering why you’re FU’d?
lboogaloo@reddit
I’ve been saying this for years!!
ExpertRegister1353@reddit
Take 1 hit
Adolph_OliverNipples@reddit
That’s the obvious answer, but maybe OP enjoys the act of smoking weed.
I like to drink, so I drink beer, or liquor mixed with a lot of club soda. I’ve never understood the appeal of drinking shots. I’ve never been in that big of a hurry to get drunk, that a shot made sense to me.
TulsaOUfan@reddit
90s kid already exists. I got my brother 5 seeds and he loves what he's grown.
What you want already exists, but it's not viable at retail. The taxes to hold the stuff are higher than sales volume.
What you want is weed with lower THC and higher CBD content. One option is to buy CBD flower or hemp from a hemp shop and mix it with your 21st century weed.
CBD levels out too much THC in a person. Modern weed is grown to maximize THC by converting all the CBD into THC. (Simplified explanation).
Source: I built Oklahoma's first large scale wholesale cannabis distributorship in 2020 and captured 28% of the 7500 dispensaries in our first year.
Ok-Function1920@reddit
Bammer
calling-barranca@reddit
Go for the 50thc/50cbd hybrid
Mediocre-Struggle641@reddit
They just call it dad weed around here.
javabean808@reddit
Acapulco gold is similar to the decent Mexican that I used to get back in the day it’s around
Open_Mortgage_4645@reddit
I mean, you can still buy 10-15% THC bud at most dispensaries. At least here in Denver. The 20%+ THC bud is more popular because people like to get the most bang for their buck, especially on the medical side, but there's still a market for the midrange. Personally, I think it makes more sense to buy the 80-90% THC oil cartridges because you have a much finer control over how much you consume, and it's a lot more efficient. When you burn weed, you lose 30% of the THC through combustion. That doesn't happen with oil. You get the benefit of the full potency with every hit. Instead of smoking a joint, you'd take 2-3 hits. It ends up lasting longer, too. Plus, no odor on you or your clothes. It's just a better option all around.
CthulhusEvilTwin@reddit
"Bush Weed, because it's slightly better than huffing aerosol can accelerant"
azmechanic@reddit
Never smoked weed. I'm just here to reminisce about when my friend would drop $25, and get a ziploc bag the size of a toilet paper tube of "the good shit".
BarnabyBundlesnatch@reddit
Never did weed, only hash. Soapbar. And it was, nice. Mellow, no one was tripping balls, you got a pleasant buzz on, got a bit peckish, and that was it. Now the whole scene seems to be about how fucked up you get rather than enjoying yourself. Havent touched the stuff in years.
geefunken@reddit
This is me. Was once an everyday smoker until the skunk started getting too skunky…had an epiphany in the middle of a massive panic attack after a particular pokey strain came my way, and realised I wasn’t enjoying being this high, and the good old soap bar/black hash days was what I craved but at the time you could t get it, so I stopped.
Snoringdragon@reddit
I would settle for a nice, stinky skunk weed. Something that clears the patio and scares the dogs. I know it smells awful, but...yum. yummy yum yum. Sigh.
PufffPufffGive@reddit
Been smoking since the 90s
Born and raised in Hawaii. Been smoking a long time. Weed now I’m stoned for like an hour max
But then again I’m pretty sure my dna has been genetically modified into cannabis
There’s lots of low grade weed out there op. Gotta find one and stick with it.
AnnabellaPies@reddit
Hallucinate? Never experienced that with any weed. That would be wild
rhionaeschna@reddit
Where I'm from, we had really good stuff in the 90s. I heard it was worse in the 70s though. Honestly, look for lower THC strains. There are plenty with about 18% THC that won't cause you to green out.
Baloney_Boogie@reddit
Except when you got some that was dusted with PCP and your roommate's face left his head and created a psychedelic spiral in the middle of your dorm room. Fun times.
whatcouchsaid@reddit
No love for that kind of nostalgia. And I would guess most smokers don’t want to spend weed smoking time cleaning it, and paying for trash like seeds and hidden stems
wjglenn@reddit
What, you didn’t enjoy dumping your ditchweed out on an album cover and spending 20 minutes sifting it with your drivers license?
OfficeChairHero@reddit
Six people waiting around for 30 minutes while the super stoned guy tries to roll a second joint.
trackaghosthrufog@reddit
Core memory unlocked. The guy who thought every session was his own personal Ted Talk. He knew all the best strains, all the best contacts, but never actually had any. You had to sit hanging while he waxed lyrical about all things weed. Using a bong was much worse, because soooo many people think the bong is a microphone.
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
As the resident autistic person it was always my job because I loved doing it more than actually smoking it. In fact I was paranoid I'd get paranoid so I would try to not inhale without people knowing I wasn't inhaling. Like anyone cared. :)
Tank-Pilot74@reddit
I love Louis C.K’s bit on weed “these days” I’m taking big (joint) hits not knowing they’ve been working on this shit like a cure for cancer
Hiker615@reddit
Couldn't help but think of the Huey Lewis song. I Want a New Drug.
I want a new drug One that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car Or make me feel three feet thick I want a new drug One that won't hurt my head One that won't make my mouth too dry Or make my eyes too red
Dark-Empath-@reddit
The 90’s stuff was unpleasant enough. It actually got worse?😄
Blue_Henri@reddit
For the love of all that is holy, please someone do this.
JTMissileTits@reddit
I also don't remember it smelling so strong in the 90s. I didn't smoke much but I hung around with people who did. You can smell that shit from other people's cars passing you at speed on the interstate now.
SugarHooves@reddit
My neighbor smokes and the smell is so bad. It just sits in the hallway of our building like a dense fog you can't see. I don't remember it smelling so potent back in the day
Rob1150@reddit
THIS.
elstavon@reddit
I totally get it and it is pretty funny these days but if it's a serious question just get a pure sativa and or look for a higher CBD content like north of two and a half percent
Alewort@reddit
Pretty much what I want to try before anything contemporary.
funkcatbrown@reddit
Your weed makes you hallucinate? Bro. I’m smoking concentrate and I don’t hallucinate. Where can I get some? lol
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
My roommate got some from an Arkansas dispensary last year that had him hallucinating. It was mostly auditory but he also thought he saw my son cross the hall but he wasn't home.
Now he was in kidney failure on dialysis, so maybe your health might have something to do with it, or what meds he might have been on? I don't know enough about weed to know but I find it all too strong for my enjoyment now, and I don't really mind the THCA vapes my kid gets from a headshop. Unfortunately Tennessee just banned those too. Back to smoking banana peels and grapevines.
Immediate-Agency6101@reddit
i bought oregano in middle school 😳
AlmiranteCrujido@reddit
Back when I was a kid, I tried snorting a packet of Equal.
Gave me a nosebleed, and my snot tasted sweet for days, but obviously no high.
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
My stupid friends and I would get those crosstops, some kind of sinus med that was speed. Ephedrine? Not pseudoephedrine. Anyway we'd chop them up fine and snort them. Nosebleeds, a five minute rush, then the bitter sinus drainage for a few hours. But we were SO COOL!
IanRastall@reddit
I like the various Seth MacFarlane weed strain names:
Gorilla Panic
They're Coming, They're Coming
Mind Rape
This Is Permanent
How Long Has That Van Been There?
Can You Help Me Get Home?
VisualEyez33@reddit
That exists, as "type 2" flower, with around 4 to 7% thc and proportional amounts of cbd. Holy city farms sells a bunch of different strains of federally legal (for now) type 2 flower that ships right to your door. r/hempflowers is the place for type2 and type 3 flower info.
When I stumbled upon type 2 flower, my first thought was that I had finally found the 1990's potency strains.
wezelboy@reddit
Where I'm from, that's 70's weed.
JessRoyall@reddit
Oklahoma creeper
UnicornFarts1111@reddit
Weed has never made me hallucinate, in any decade. The 80s, the 90s, the 00s, the 10's, and now the 20's.
CyndiIsOnReddit@reddit
I miss the way it smelled back in the day. The good stuff was like this fresh herbal scent. What they have now smells so strong of cat piss and resin, it's overwhelming. And this wasn't bad weed back then. I loved it. We'd all pass around a joint and we'd all be feeling great. I had some my roommate got from across the bridge (where it's legal and sold in stores) we could smell it in the bag. It was in a plastic container but he'd opened it, but it was reclosed, it was just so strong it made the whole bag smell like the cat peed on it. And one hit had me sliding OFF the couch. I don't know it was, but it tasted like Fruity Pebbles and it smelled like cat pee. I imagine there must be expensive cheeses like this.
memberer@reddit
pretendica
Nitzelplick@reddit
I was smoking some potent shit in the 90’s
PaperPhoneBox@reddit
A few years ago I picked up some raspberry gummies in Vegas. They hit just like an old school 90’s joint.
No weird body high feeling like with most edibles. No zoning out, no waking up still high in the morning.
TheRateBeerian@reddit
There totally is a strain called Nineties OG
-Chemist-@reddit
Yes, please. Would it also come chock full of stems and seeds?
PhilDGlass@reddit
Get a CBD blend. Low(er) octane.
cosmic_scott@reddit
Most people don't realize the inverse nature of cbd vs thc.
Rob1150@reddit
The what.
cosmic_scott@reddit
the higher the cbd the lower the thc and vice versa.
cbd is the 'medical' portion of pot, which is why medicinal has high cbd levels and low thc levels.
cosmic_scott@reddit
my local dispensaries carry weed and weed products from 14% thc flower to 35% thc flower.
but you really want to get blasted, smoke dabs, or wax, or whatever.... like 80% or more!
going from 30% to 20% makes me feel like I'm not smoking anything.
i cannot imagine someone used to 80% trying to go back to 30% flower.
I'll stick to my high power flower, thanks.
Boson_Higgs_Boson@reddit
It’s called home grown.
Head-Major9768@reddit
It’s out there!
tommyalanson@reddit
Yeah, I’m a one hitter these days. Economical, I guess.
DorktorJones@reddit
I've got 2 Mason jars of homegrown, and that's like a lifetime supply for me.
_RLW_@reddit
I call that Old Man Weed. That’s what I ask for when I go to the weed store. I don’t need any of that 35% THC shit, shatter or single gummies with 200mg in them. Weed is so strong now that I’ve become a 1 hit wonder.
the-wow-signal@reddit
Nebraska No-high
DorktorJones@reddit
I remember my buddy driving through NE and seeing a bunch of plants on the highway. He filled up his trunk with it and brought it home. We were so excited until we tried to smoke it.
anotherpredditor@reddit
Sorry just took a 50mg gummy, what were you saying?
random420x2@reddit
What. My 90s Skunk Indica had people unable to find their house or sitting in their car for 3 hours. Today’s weed is flavorful but just doesn’t cripple the brain. I think it’s all the crossing and hybrids.
whoisisthis@reddit
I’ll never forget the brick weed we bought that was formed to the inside of a tire. Good times. Lots of seeds popping
Gloomy_Narwhal_4833@reddit
Yeah, no. I was the local dude with the hook up, I never referred to myself as a dealer. I charged a premium because what you got from me was clean, good and you got what you paid for. I would sit and watch movies for hours on end literally pulling seeds and large stems out of pounds at a time. It was sort of cathartic and at the same time I never had to worry about competition, cuz nobody else was doing that shit, hell I wouldn't have been if I didn't have an excellent hook up who got me as much as I wanted dirt cheap.
As much as I miss the extra capital since weed went legal, I would much rather just walk in and ask for exactly what I want and know for certain that's what im getting. There are lots of strains out there that focus on lower thc percent, do some googlin'!
Also, now finding a seed is cause for excitement, I have a couple plants now that started from seeds that somehow got through!
RetroBerner@reddit
I have the opposite problem: I can't even remember the last time I got really high. I remember hitting just a bowl of White Rhino or Northern Lights would keep me zooted for hours Now I try all sorts of strains and I get somewhat high for maybe 20 minutes, half hour max.
Accomplished_Elk3979@reddit
Try a t break
RetroBerner@reddit
I take a break every night when I go to sleep.
DJErikD@reddit
Just smoke leaf.
TikiUSA@reddit
I was just talking to a guy I know who owns a bunch of dispensaries and manufacturing plants and he said they’re going back to that for combustibles. People want something a little lighter for a daily.
BJnME17@reddit
I JUST WANT WEED FLAVORED WEED.
Dennis Leary
capthazelwoodsflask@reddit
The brown frown
instead of getting a bud you get a corner of the brick. Half will be seeds, stems, and pieces of asbestos. Best if smoked from a metal bowl that's caked in resin.
BrookSong@reddit
Mix it with CBD flower (also can be found online as hemp). Also you can currently find type 2 hemp online which is part THCa and part CBD. THCa converts to THC when heated. Although someone in the house just introduced a new bill to try and get rid of hemp that has any form of THC in it.
CawlinAlcarz@reddit
Haha! I call that 80s/90s stuff "your Daddy's ditch weed" as in the stuff today is "NOT your daddy's ditch weed!"
I miss that 80s/90s stuff very much!
Dirtheavy@reddit
Mexican Dirt Weed
Infamous_Towel_5251@reddit
I'm currently thrilled with the state of top shelf dispensary weed.
death91380@reddit
Ditch weed with extra beaners.
greeneyedsparrow@reddit
The strain Cannatonic is typically low THC and high CBD…it’s great!
homezlice@reddit
5% India, 95% lawn clippings.
BrashPop@reddit
Mix it with tobacco or herbal cigarettes.
RealEstorma@reddit
Weak sauce …😉