“jerk chicken pâté”

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AcornWholio@reddit

Who opens a patty anyway?! It’s always shades of mince. This is a hate crime.

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Shawntran2002@reddit

put some cheese in that bih. it hits completely different imo. especially something like cheddar

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AcornWholio@reddit

And then place that it coco bread. Yummm

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MetaCaimen@reddit

A weh dis ya now? Yu call dis a jerk chicken patty!? Yu bruk mi eye an' mi belly wid dis abomination…

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Go get your patties from Aunty T at Jamaica Patty in Liverpool Street London. The flakiest, most fragrant and perfectly spices beef or chicken patties, fresh from the over. She runs the joint with her grandchildren. I used to go there at least 3 times a week when I was working in Moorgate.

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

That’s good advice

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misstiffie@reddit

Haha looks like a giant nut

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Aridyne@reddit

You’re not supposed to crack open meat pies… filling is always gunk looking but great tasting

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Ghoul_0-3@reddit (OP)

the top legit fell off, to my horror

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happyhippohats@reddit

Bro do you realise we can see the picture where you're holding it open?

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Occidentally20@reddit

Some of them are designed so the front doesn't fall off!

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DAbanjo@reddit

You're not supposed to let that happen.

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Aridyne@reddit

Oof… that sucks

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rexyaresexy@reddit

Dont forget the bev!

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shmegeggie@reddit

"Shitter's clogged!"

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DerSpind@reddit

gif

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WishfulStinking2@reddit

Never peek inside, you’d have enjoyed it otherwise

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ElfOverlord@reddit

I thought I was on the bone collecting subreddit and this was the inside of a human skull first

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ImpressiveQuality363@reddit

TIL that Brits eat catfood hotpockets

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cade360@reddit

This isn't British, it's Caribbean. I'll make some bad man patties for the class

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TK9K@reddit

Jamaican patties are delicious tho.

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fuckaroniandbees@reddit

mfw Americans call mincey wincey surprise porkey pasty dingaloo hidey-ho a hot pocket

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crackcrackcracks@reddit

Pâté? Are you absolutely certain you didnt misread jerk chicken PATTY

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nomadquail@reddit

Looks like a sliced open cyst from r/medicalgore

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QRAZYD@reddit

Deep fried diaper.

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209_Dad@reddit

From the dollar tree?

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PCpenyulap@reddit

They didn't lie. That is chicken pate lmao

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Accomplished_Lab8945@reddit

Chicken patty with no brim

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TK9K@reddit

never look inside just eat

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

Don’t disrespect the Jamaican food please. Jamaican spicy beef or spicy chicken is really good. Especially with American cheese.

AUTHENTIC flakey Pattie’s of course

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Ghoul_0-3@reddit (OP)

looked like shit but i have to said wasn’t bad. nice and spicy

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DAbanjo@reddit

Oh snap you about to be cancelled

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

Hell yeah! Was it from a Jamaican restaurant? Im telling you… it’s a big difference in the crust

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Ghoul_0-3@reddit (OP)

nah picked it up at a corner shop (well known for selling some rank food lmao). given the fact it wasn’t bad i’d bet it would be really good in a restaurant.

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