They must be trying to keep up appearances for all the Japanese tourists. It's funny how 7-11's in Asia are beloved and well-maintained, but in North America they're dirty and dangerous.
Our KFCs are also MUCH better than mainland KFC. Sure, it's still KFC. But ours are what happens when people show up to work and give a damn. All our fast food is better. We have different menu items at McDonald's -- the McTeri Teriyaki burger; and Portuguese sausage, rice and eggs breakfast. It's still Mickey-D's. But it's much better than mainland Mickey-D's.
What we don't have is many Japanese tourists anymore. With the yen in the toilet, they've largely stopped coming. That's a big problem.
Big Spring, Tx. I saw a crackhead crank out the most epic guitar solo on a curb at a truck stop. This dude was absolutely fucking shredding. He was all over the fret board. There was no music playing outside nor did he have headphones. Yet this dude was picking out the most detailed face melter I’ve ever witnessed.
Own-Screen9966@reddit
Portland, Oregon
Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6@reddit (OP)
82nd and Fremont
TheBigBigArchive@reddit
Highland, Texas
PacificOceanMagma@reddit
Waikiki, Oahu, Hawaii?
Between3-2o@reddit
That whole scene was awesome. Rolla coasta!
Fitzftw7@reddit
It’s actually kind of impressive that Beavis can kick that high.
Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6@reddit (OP)
The way of the bungholio makes ones body very flexible
Lawnmower_on_fire@reddit
You mean cornholio? He needs to for his bunghole. You mixed them up lol
Chemical-Vacation118@reddit
Are you threatening me??
maxyahn6434@reddit
He does sometimes sing 🎶 the almighty bungholiooooooooo!!!🎵
Lawnmower_on_fire@reddit
Hmm ok. I stand corrected.
maxyahn6434@reddit
I do remember some Cornholio fits where he sings that. Even if I have to fire up Paramount+ to see.
MonkeyKingCoffee@reddit
Every single 7-Eleven in Las Vegas.
7-Elevens are always bad. But in Las Vegas, they look like a crime scene a few seconds before the cops arrive.
Zealousideal-Two631@reddit
Vegas 7-Elevens at 4 a.m. is legit scary. So many sketchy and creepy people lurking around.
MonkeyKingCoffee@reddit
I agree. But I'd expand on that to include "every hour of the day."
Even if nobody is there, they're simply gross.
DeMessenZijnGeslepen@reddit
They must be trying to keep up appearances for all the Japanese tourists. It's funny how 7-11's in Asia are beloved and well-maintained, but in North America they're dirty and dangerous.
MonkeyKingCoffee@reddit
Hawaii is more Asia than North America.
Our KFCs are also MUCH better than mainland KFC. Sure, it's still KFC. But ours are what happens when people show up to work and give a damn. All our fast food is better. We have different menu items at McDonald's -- the McTeri Teriyaki burger; and Portuguese sausage, rice and eggs breakfast. It's still Mickey-D's. But it's much better than mainland Mickey-D's.
What we don't have is many Japanese tourists anymore. With the yen in the toilet, they've largely stopped coming. That's a big problem.
CaptEvilStomper@reddit
Then they move on to Terrible's and Rebel. They're fucking everywhere in Vegas.
MonkeyKingCoffee@reddit
I lived a few blocks from Nellis, where there's a Terrible's, Rebel and 7-Eleven all across the street from each other.
We called it the corner of Crack and Blowjob.
Salty-Gas8360@reddit
Reno
Salty-Gas8360@reddit
Stockton California
JUST_A_VHS_TAPE76@reddit
Omaha and council bluffs
JCM606@reddit
Rand University, West Virginia
CasJrCorpus@reddit
Corpus Christi, Tx
MistaNewVegas@reddit
West Haven, Waterbury, and Bridgeport. Connecticut.
spinnah@reddit
Leonardo, New Jersey
JortsyMcJorts@reddit
SNOOGINS!
2Rare2Kill@reddit
This is an M-80. It's a quarter stick of dynamite. You get 4 of these: that's like 2 sticks of dynamite!
WOMPxRAT@reddit
Same for Lakeside, CA or El Cajon, CA. Pretty much same place. Right next to each other
HouseOf1000Reddits@reddit
I’ve seen this in Philly.
pinkspaceship17@reddit
Are there plenty of sluts in Vegas?
2inchesofsteel@reddit
You won't know where to start
pinkspaceship17@reddit
Hey Butthead. This chick says there's going to be lots of sluts in Vegas.
Cool.
2inchesofsteel@reddit
Huh huh. Yeah.
iwashguineapigs@reddit
Yes and Linda is really a slut.
thatdamnedfly@reddit
Portland, OR.
Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6@reddit (OP)
Most definitely, so bad they ran both Walmarts out of town!
Oldjamesdean@reddit
You left out Target as well.
kamperman3000@reddit
Virginia beach. Virginia
LadyLuck678@reddit
Hmmm, there's quite a few 7/11's in DC that have a couple of these guys in front.
dollar_sign64@reddit
Toledo ohio
h3llalam3@reddit
Tacoma, WA
Aspence22@reddit
Crack heads and old guys scratching off stacks of lottery tickets
CactusButtons@reddit
Pulaski Tn
Outrageous-Ad5659@reddit
Dallas
UwU_AlbertaIsEpik@reddit
Norman, OK
rufneck-420@reddit
Big Spring, Tx. I saw a crackhead crank out the most epic guitar solo on a curb at a truck stop. This dude was absolutely fucking shredding. He was all over the fret board. There was no music playing outside nor did he have headphones. Yet this dude was picking out the most detailed face melter I’ve ever witnessed.
milleniumhandyshrimp@reddit
How do you know he's a crackhead?
rufneck-420@reddit
I drug tested him
Brolympia@reddit
Butthead voice
WOAH! This dude ROCKS!
Skippyandjif@reddit
Brooklyn, NY (but replace 7/11 with “former Walgreens that’s been empty for five years”)
JermHole71@reddit
Letterkenny
tenehemia@reddit
Marvelous.
ricky_lafleur@reddit
Wondrous
pandapounder51@reddit
Jamestown, NY
Glum-Statistician487@reddit
any city in queensland australia
dust2009@reddit
literally any downtown of any major city in the states
stonedbadger1718@reddit
East St.Lewis
justcash_@reddit
Houston Tx
DestroyTheCircus@reddit
Looks fun
DaxterTheGecko@reddit
This shitty place of a country:
WankerTom@reddit
Hey boys and girls, would you like to play a game of spot the ill educated idiot? I'll go first ⬆️
justhereforthemuktuk@reddit
Don't live in denial. Try living in Hamilton.
WankerTom@reddit
Hamilton is a play. They don't let you live in a theatre.
DaxterTheGecko@reddit
Hamilton is a city, dumbass.
WankerTom@reddit
Can someone else please explain to this guy. I have had enough of this for one day.
DaxterTheGecko@reddit
Too bad, deal with it.
DaxterTheGecko@reddit
You calling me an ill, educated idiot because I’m autistic?
Lianadanna@reddit
Every 7-11 everywhere tbh.
riseuprasta@reddit
Every city town and village I’ve ever been to
RuncibleFoon@reddit
New Port Richey, FL
CCPP2099@reddit
Dallas, TX
unkyfester@reddit
7/11 near me pipes in opera music outside, and fairly loud to, to discourage loitering. It work pretty well
mjkuka@reddit
Elyria, OH
thehatedone96@reddit
St Louis, Missouri
WarHead75@reddit
Manhattan
justhereforthemuktuk@reddit
Really? Where are these 7-Elevens?
Real-Mobile-8820@reddit
Long Island
Grape_Pedialyte@reddit
Any DemonCRAP controlled city, am I right guys?
Electronic-Regret484@reddit
Gary, Indiana
AceTygraQueen@reddit
Most suburban sprawl areas that are on the "shabby side of the highway."
paparoach910@reddit
Modesto
billnyetheflyguy69@reddit
Rockford IL
s-riddler@reddit
Bronx, NY
TerribleAd7263@reddit
Damn you beat me to it lmao Grand Concourse is straight up Crackhead Central
Winter_Low4661@reddit
Literally any city.
SpleenWizard42_0@reddit
The town I live in 😔
FoxxyDeer2004@reddit
lancaster ohio
tuxedo7777@reddit
Underwood229@reddit
B more
Pixelwise@reddit
Anytown, USA
poetcucumber@reddit
LA
posthelmichaosmagic@reddit
The beach
cornholio8675@reddit
Atlantic City NJ is the worst example I've ever seen.
Gregarious_Buffoon@reddit
Bakersfield