Anon notices something about Star Wars villains

Dathomiri Nightsisters consider those names fitting, considering that all of their males are warrior slaves, they give these warriors intimidating names on purpose.

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dyedian@reddit

In basic? They don’t have a name in their own language? lol

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FlatulentSon@reddit

They have names in Dathomiri too, like Asajj and Daka, but they also speak galactic basic and males tend to have names from it's etymology.

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

whats that from some comicbook for kids?

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RenhamRedAxe@reddit

Vader means father in I dont know what language

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The_Highl0rd@reddit

Swahili

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RenhamRedAxe@reddit

dutch!

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thisThrowawayIsFishy@reddit

Swahili

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monkeymachinery@reddit

dutch!

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Ebok_Noob@reddit

Darth Vader: is father

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TheRagingMaffia@reddit

Vader in dutch is father, so it makes sense he's Luke's father

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restorian_monarch@reddit

What he's forgetting is "Vater" is german for "Father"

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Drs3RTH@reddit

Darth Vader. He invades your life.

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PM_ME_LIGMA_JOKES@reddit

Darth Vader (German for father)

Father of the protagonist

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Lord_Hexogen@reddit

It's not German, it's Dutch

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Ubermenschisch@reddit

Same difference

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fuzzhead12@reddit

Except George hadn’t thought of/written that twist when he made A New Hope, so it’s just a funny coincidence

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Arstanishe@reddit

Holy shit. Das foreshadowing

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JasoTheArtisan@reddit

Yeah the real reason is even sillier

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AsOmnipotentAsItGets@reddit

What’s more, Darth means bad, so his name is Bad Father.

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Opheodrys97@reddit

He invaded my fortnight game and called me a slur

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Icaughtkillin@reddit

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Dragon_yum@reddit

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naked_short@reddit

General Pride - checkmate schizos

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Frix_Manepaw@reddit

I mean they are not their real names, it's a title granted by their master for their acts and feats.

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Certim@reddit

Glup Shitto: Glups shit

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supadupanerd@reddit

The writing in star wars has always been mostly shit what's new

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awesomedan24@reddit

Anakin / Luke Skywalker Fly ships in the sky

Han Solo Is a loner who flies Solo (Chewey doesn't count)

Jar Jar Binx Got a jar stuck up his ass probably

Leia Organa Is an organic being

Ahsoka Tano Has tan skin

Lando Calrissian Has a lot of rizz

Qui-Gon Is dead and gon

Kit Fisto Self explanatory

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internetlad@reddit

We're through the looking glass here, people.

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LoIiStaIin@reddit

Barack Obama: builds barracks in the middle east and bombs Afghani children

Donald Trump: Trumps Hillary

Joe Biden: Bides his time

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Sethleoric@reddit (OP)

So uh... what does Ronald Reagan do?

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LoIiStaIin@reddit

Reagains power over the commies and also Reaganomics

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Arstanishe@reddit

Bush probably didn't trim

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thisThrowawayIsFishy@reddit

Bill Clinton

Passed bills and was able to find Monica Lewinsky's clint

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netrunner_54@reddit

Darth Traya

betrays people

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DAG1984@reddit

Darth Tyrannus wasn't a tyrant. He wanted to purge the corruption he saw in both the Republic and the Jedi council.

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Arstanishe@reddit

make republic great again

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Mouthfullofcrabss@reddit

What does Kylo Ren mean then

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Arstanishe@reddit

that he is gay

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DementedNecron@reddit

Darth Millennial lived for almost a thousand years

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The_Nude_Mocracy@reddit

Probably has a rainbow lightsabre

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Arstanishe@reddit

I've actually loudly laughed

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SonTyp_OhneNamen@reddit

Anon‘s sith name is Darth Fhagoht. Explain.

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ikonfedera@reddit

He's had a goth phase.

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GruntBlender@reddit

What about the kindly and wise of lady named Traya?

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syanda@reddit

Part of a sith triumvirate.

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Sethleoric@reddit (OP)

She uh... Betraya'd her old order and proposes Kreiazy unheard of ideas?

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GruntBlender@reddit

So I shouldn't trust mysterious figures with hooded cloaks? Preposterous! Next, you'll be telling me Assassin Huntress is evil!

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DoILookUnsureToYou@reddit

So, Darth Andeddu is just a weeb?

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit

Darth Vectivus?

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bdrwr@reddit

My favorite is General Lothsome.

He is generally loathsome.

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PedDeT00@reddit

What about Darth Momin?

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Armored_Guardian@reddit

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Laufreyja@reddit

Vader is dutch for father it has nothing to do with invade lmao

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romulusnr@reddit

Luke Skywalker, walks jetfighters through skies

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Soar_Y7@reddit

Anon is going to implode when he discovers why treebeard is named that way

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Grundolph@reddit

It‘s been a while since i laughed out loud because of a comment

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PM_ME_LIGMA_JOKES@reddit

I need a name for a mountain of evil. Ah, I’ve got it

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Treebeard_87@reddit

Hmmmmmm

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Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit

What do you guys think of my OC sith name Darth Badguy

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Constant-Sandwich-88@reddit

Oof mine is Darth Painsaw. "Cause it's like a chainsaw but with more pain" - my very drunk college self. I still have friends that call me Painsaw.

Also u/therealpainsaw is me lol

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Skyp_Intro@reddit

Was Darth Brooks taken?

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Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit

Yah, somebody else already made Darth Field too ):

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MixaLv@reddit

Nomen est omen taken literally

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david-deeeds@reddit

Darth Vader : strong body vader

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JohnQBalatro@reddit

>Fuhrer Hitler

>Is furious about Jews and hits the world with war

who wrote this shit?

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llibertybell965@reddit

And then they pulled some Mario/Wario bullshit and made Hitler's buddy Himmler.

Whoever's in charge of writing this simulation is a hack

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