One hundred and fifty score years of miraculous and beautiful things gone by, from Moses the Lawbringer straight down to Koufax the Dodger, you can rest assured my friend that I am living in times begone.
I was planning on anally penetrating you and your friends on Saturday. However, due to the schedule change, I shall plan on anal penetration of you and your teammates in Wednesday instead.
Occasionally there’s a fellow. I wouldn’t label him a Messiah, because how would one define a Messiah? That being said, he was in the right place at the right time. He’s placed just so.
Ready-Guava6502@reddit
i admire your choice in clothes, sir, but is all that profanity really necessary?
Ready-Guava6502@reddit
They will abduct that misfortunate lady
yyz505a@reddit
That’s just like your observation, man
El_Mec@reddit
Grade schoolers, my man
H_E_Pennypacker@reddit
The Capybara picture?
Affectionate-Boat505@reddit
Were you paying attention to the man's tale of woe?
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
Just because we’re saddened by the loss of our friend does not make us easy marks for being overcharged.
BigDaddySteve999@reddit
Mr. Treehorn treats women like objects, man.
DatRatDo@reddit
Gosh darn it Alpha.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
The man in the darkly-colored jammies
dantheasp@reddit
Tough guys also weep.
Tough. Guys. Also. Weep.
Albus_Q@reddit
Are you gonna pick-up the phone Dude?
underpanttrousers@reddit (OP)
Whatever, sir. Let's go golfing.
Rubber_Stamper@reddit
Obviously, you are not a bowler
Reasonable_Bug3221@reddit
You are not conducting business with uneducated individuals.
Reasonable_Bug3221@reddit
I will demonstrate a reaction of what occurs, when one man attempts unwarranted rectal fornication with another unknown male individual.
Dom_Shady@reddit
J.V. Stalin! Joseph Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili!
Dom_Shady@reddit
This is about drawing a circle in the grain, Guy.
Rizos28@reddit
Your revolution is finished, dude
IreCalifornia@reddit
I'll draw succulently from your Johnson for $19,145.72 Mexican pesos.
desert_manta_ray@reddit
The man adheres to.
DoctorMacDoctor@reddit
One hundred and fifty score years of miraculous and beautiful things gone by, from Moses the Lawbringer straight down to Koufax the Dodger, you can rest assured my friend that I am living in times begone.
Explaingineer@reddit
You have spoken it, Sir! Nobody disturbs the son of god.
FreePhilosopher256@reddit
Took my a while to get this one lol
sorotomotor@reddit
"Please be quiet, Donny."
cheguevara9@reddit
“I would really prefer if you’d be quiet, Donny”
En1i1@reddit
Those beef patties are of excellent quality Walter
YNWABourbon87@reddit
Some Korean took them from me in China
Anarchaeologist@reddit
Donny, this subject is outside your wheelhouse.
zazzmatt@reddit
The piss really united the room
En1i1@reddit
“See what occurs Larry when you have anal intercourse with a stranger?”
Tojuro@reddit
You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?
AxeMasterGee@reddit
Jeff's car got dented.
GenitalCommericals@reddit
Octennial humans, man…
AD80AT@reddit
I am the eggman
MetalUrgency@reddit
Out of bounds!
johnonymous1973@reddit
“Did you hear what The Dude said?”
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
I was planning on anally penetrating you and your friends on Saturday. However, due to the schedule change, I shall plan on anal penetration of you and your teammates in Wednesday instead.
A date is made for Wednesday, good fellows!
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
“Nothing is blemished? Sweet Zeus, the metal flying cylinder has made an unexpected landing on Mount Olympus!”
No-Ant7281@reddit
He repairs the cable television device?
R3dWood009@reddit
I can get you a toe in a week, week and a half. With nail polish will be about 2.
shartsofglass_@reddit
You’re entering a galaxy of discomfort.
shartsofglass_@reddit
That’s just like, your take on the situation, fella.
mtlpvd@reddit
I dislike your masturbatory face!
imyourrealdad8@reddit
Fuckin communist!!!!!
Skinslippy3@reddit
We had not reached that conclusion, kind sir
215312617@reddit
Well, you know, you’re not aware of the latest developments.
GovernorZipper@reddit
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
BojukaBob@reddit
My serenity exceeds yours.
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
My god
charatix@reddit
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
mainstreetmark@reddit
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Clitorus.
Remarkable_Major7710@reddit
The Dude resides
Jifeeb@reddit
Applesauce to deadbeats, Lebowski
kinkyslc1@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!!
Voglio_Caffe@reddit
Across the line!
Ok_Television9820@reddit
“One toe over the line, sweet Smokey”
AbruptMango@reddit
The plot is kind of farfetched.
livingfrankenstein@reddit
Yes, you see, I guess, that’s what you think, buddy.
Double_M2@reddit
Occasionally there’s a fellow. I wouldn’t label him a Messiah, because how would one define a Messiah? That being said, he was in the right place at the right time. He’s placed just so.
Rubber_Stamper@reddit
That rug really complimented the room decor did it not?
sorotomotor@reddit
The Chap concurs.
kaisawheel_19@reddit
Yes, of course of course. You know however, that is thy own thoughts of the matter, good sir.