I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. But I do like your jerk-off machine, do I make myself clear?
Soon, we'll be able to program this machine with AI so that it can hold a conversation with you in either the personality of Bunny or Maude, depending on your mood that day. Wave of the future, Dude.
Affectionate-Act1574@reddit
This is somehow less embarrassing?
Reasonable_Bug3221@reddit
It's not my special robot, it's my robot friend, I'm trying to help it conceive.
TickTurd@reddit
Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
solarbeast@reddit
Recipetical
Noobnoob99@reddit
This is way more embarrassing
Equivalent-Cancel679@reddit
That some kind of Eastern thing?
sorotomotor@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
SeaBag8211@reddit
In bed with Noone. Beautiful stuff
funeral_pyr@reddit
Far out man, far fuckin out!
Zarniwoooop@reddit
Far from it, Dude.
melfamy@reddit
geneva_illusions@reddit
Jerk off? No... I'm too embarrassed.
Ok, want to fuck our machine
Now that I can do.
Basement_flowers_@reddit
My exact thought
RedPhule@reddit
Just not if it's lined up in a public hallway, as they seem to be in the video...
Basement_flowers_@reddit
Isn't there a "restaurant" that you eat ass from a wall over there too? Rather eat ass or get mechanically sucked off in front of everyone?
Stalwart_Penguin@reddit
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise!
rozzco@reddit
Mimicks the light of a vagina? I always assumed it was dark in there. TIL
RedPhule@reddit
This had not occurred to us, Dude..
ashenstep@reddit
Sex. The physical act of love.
sorotomotor@reddit
>> JEFFREY . . . LOVE ME <<Hey, that's my robot.
Pwnstix@reddit
Hey, I'm not messin' with your special lady robot.
RedPhule@reddit
I'm just helping it conceive, man!
grim_f@reddit
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior.
And I don't like you, jerk-off.
_WillCAD_@reddit
What about his jerk-off machine?
Pwnstix@reddit
KirasHandPicDealer@reddit
oh, so that doctor-
don2470@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..
CowPrestigious8447@reddit
Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
_WillCAD_@reddit
In ten years they're gonna have these in every restroom stall in the western hemisphere.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. But I do like your jerk-off machine, do I make myself clear?
IAmSudoArtist@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
PodissNM@reddit
Yeah, because getting jerked off by a machine is much less embarrassing than doing it yourself.
Genghis_Chong@reddit
I feel like its less about embarrassment and more about increasing performance (ability to even get that excited)
Stick your willy in that thing, it dont matter what you're thinking its gonna do the job.
be_more_gooder@reddit
Could you step up to the sperm extractor, please?
No, man. She hit me right here.
I understand. Could you step up to the sperm extractor, please?
al2o3cr@reddit
Brandt can't watch, or else he has to pay 100 CN¥
Wildcat_Dunks@reddit
Soon, we'll be able to program this machine with AI so that it can hold a conversation with you in either the personality of Bunny or Maude, depending on your mood that day. Wave of the future, Dude.
Stay-Classy-Reddit@reddit
Reminds of the gentle men - skynut. It's a cute little diddy on YouTube. Not sure if I can link videos on here
SplinterRifleman@reddit
Wave of the future, dude. Totally electronic
robottiporo@reddit
This seems like a zesty enterprise.
Abiding_Dude_WV@reddit
I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off machine.
Jemcc36@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here.