What your favourite one liner?
Posted by Decision_Burner@reddit | thegrandtour | View on Reddit | 85 comments
Mine has to be James’s “Give me strength” after jeremy backs into hammond and “JESUS WEPT”
Posted by Decision_Burner@reddit | thegrandtour | View on Reddit | 85 comments
Mine has to be James’s “Give me strength” after jeremy backs into hammond and “JESUS WEPT”
Conscious_Film_8897@reddit
Probably “the scope of my engineering genius literally knows no boundaries” or “That’s the sound of a turbocharged flat-four engine, a sound that all around the world heralds the imminent arrival of a moron”.
tractorbomb@reddit
Heard a noise that sounded biblical, first, second, third, forth, first.
lohord_sfw@reddit
“I can’t remember I took my malaria pill this morning. If I were a girl I’d be pregnant alot” Richard Hammond in the Andes special
BeginningPlastic1422@reddit
Has it affected the handling?
PhazonPhoenix5@reddit
"Hammond, you witless dishcloth" lives rent free in my head
weasel65@reddit
"Hello..."
Ok-Attention-1083@reddit
This the one where the key burns his hand?
_The_Farting_Baboon_@reddit
And the camera guy gets his leg grilled
jomama823@reddit
The two that come to mind, and they’re both from Hammond:
The first thing you need to know is…..I have an erection.
Forgot to take my malaria pills again, if I were a girl I’d be pregnant a lot.
Manospondylus_gigas@reddit
What episode is that first one from
jomama823@reddit
I can’t remember the number, but he was driving a tank and blew up James in his car.
Manospondylus_gigas@reddit
I must find this
jomama823@reddit
Found it! Season 21 episode 1. Definitely in my top 10 of episodes.
Manospondylus_gigas@reddit
Oooo thank
_TheShapeOfColor_@reddit
The Bolivia special is one of my all time faves
Pikachu_the_sith@reddit
"Clarkson you infantile pillock" will always give me a smile
Gloomy-Painter-3596@reddit
Oh No! Anyway
ballsosteele@reddit
Are they one-liners or just exclamations?
A one-liner is a short, punchy joke.
My favourite exclamation is Hammon's perfectly timed "Lovely evening!" as he roars past Clarkson in Patagonia.
My favourite one-liner is "Princess Diana had one of these."
aatluuuulz@reddit
I’m not british and thats maybe why, but I don’t get why thats funny? Can someone explain?
Jcw28@reddit
The Princess Diana line is easily the hardest I've ever laughed at TG / TGT, and there's been quite a few amazing laughs from those shows!
ToxicMoldSpore@reddit
I love that one because it gets the crew to bust out laughing, too.
Decision_Burner@reddit (OP)
My apologies James, I was using the term wrongly thank you for the correction mate. With that back to the tent.
GenericUsername817@reddit
I have always been partial to "CLARKSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
cwx149@reddit
The cry of a wild animal "CLARKSONNNNNN"
catupthetree23@reddit
and of course, "HAMMOND!!!"
Alphasaur@reddit
“Some poo’s come out!”
truckinfarmer379@reddit
“Great News!”
Accomplished_Buy_521@reddit
Anytime I have good news now, I actually say Good news! And it's not a Dacia.
thorn_10@reddit
"What!?"
Accomplished_Buy_521@reddit
The Madagascar one in reference to jumping a shark "I think we did that in 2015" and yes I know I the quote is not correct but IYKYK.
Accomplished_Buy_521@reddit
At the end of the Seman "And on that terrible news, for Top Gear" the way that made Hammond, and May chuckle.
LOVEnature-kool-1854@reddit
We don't ask like that you fucking idiot!! ❗❗🖕🏼... SO GODDAMN STUPID! "What" your favorite one liner... ELIMINATE cHINA ❗❗
hatlad43@reddit
HAMMONDYOUIDIOTYOUREVERSEDINTOTHESPORTSLORRY
1966elcamino@reddit
Was gonna say this lol
thedudefromsweden@reddit
This is the one
TLunchFTW@reddit
Oh cock
milan711@reddit
“Ohh my giddy aunt!”
Flyingdutchman2305@reddit
"we're gonna need a hundred men or more"
mgmthegreat@reddit
Which arm have you broken?
Or
Which seat do they put in?
Last-Performance-435@reddit
Easily one of these two.
SituationalRambo@reddit
"MONKEEYYYYY! MONKEY! Monkey with MASSIVE TESTICLES!"
ProbableChub@reddit
“My eyes have indigestion”
piercedmfootonaspike@reddit
"You look like something found in a pyramid."
Ok-Database5214@reddit
Philistine!
catupthetree23@reddit
"Oh shit, he's gone - Hammond's gone, everyone!"
(My brother and I also regularly say "I don't knowwww, Hammond! Hammond, seriously.") 🤣
https://youtu.be/zDfjfb2_ERo?si=v3LU7OxUHeere7Jp
foreverdelayed0@reddit
‘As you can see I’ve done this properly..’
NickArchery@reddit
"We were scheduled to leave at 07:00, so at exactly 8:12 we left."
Significant-Head-973@reddit
“Clarkson, you infantile pillock! You’re tidying that up!”
PheIix@reddit
"I am the meat in an incompetent sandwich"
"Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring?"
Significant-Head-973@reddit
That last line was the hardest I laughed at the Three Wise Men special.
hobx@reddit
What episode was this?
Decision_Burner@reddit (OP)
Season 3 Episode 8 the International Buffoon Vacation around 38minute mark
hobx@reddit
Thank you!
teletraan-117@reddit
"Still, it could be worse."
moon__lander@reddit
And it was
blindbatty@reddit
“I’m 57”
hardwood1979@reddit
The funniest line uttered by any of them is james saying "bad luck" to Hammond after beating him to the north pole.
LurkeSkywalker@reddit
I crack anytime I watch carnage a Trois and Richard smashes on Jeremy car and calmy asks "Messier, ou es la bulangerie".
https://youtu.be/kkgSK5sS8uk?si=En2ldwHljGxMiEKt&t=14
Findesiluer@reddit
Let’s not get bogged down with whooose doing what to whooom!
Decision_Happy@reddit
“HAMMONDDDDD!!!! USE YOUR MIRRORS!!!”
chadhindsley@reddit
"listen, I went on the Internet this weekend. And this was on it..."
Shmoshmalley@reddit
God when James’ bar platform fell I thought my Linda were going to collapse I was laughing so hard.
Claus1990@reddit
"CLARKSON!"
Due_Menu_893@reddit
Which episode is the clip from, I can't remember this scene?
Decision_Burner@reddit (OP)
Grand tour Season 3 Episode 8, International Buffoons Vacation, somewhere along the 38min mark
Due_Menu_893@reddit
Thanks, might be a good one for a rewatch, since I can't remember the scene.
SupportYamimash@reddit
What a pillock.
Kevinator24@reddit
The Jaaaaaaags episode where May says “You’re like a really old drunk pouring himself a scotch”
Cunt_Eastwood_10@reddit
“The Ferrari TheFerrari.”
DutyInternational568@reddit
“I am a human tripod”
bahamut458@reddit
change gear change gear murder a prostitute change gear
eagledog@reddit
Which arm have you broken?
Catshit_Bananas@reddit
“So was that Rimac.”
dfghhkkk0@reddit
At the Nardo Hammond is warned about the wind and asks “do we need to tack?”
cphpc@reddit
“Hummmanndd”
weirdoldhobo1978@reddit
A crushing criticism from one so handsome.
Ketchup1211@reddit
“How hard can it be?”
ScheduleSame258@reddit
"Don't say that!!!"
univoxs@reddit
It’s a catchphrase not a one liners but “Oh, Cock.”
Explaingineer@reddit
“True, but you still look a tit.” Hammond to May after the latter had just finished geeking out about his hat in the Dune Buggy Special.
Notacat444@reddit
Oh no, my dishwasher!
feel-the-avocado@reddit
Change gear, change gear, murder a prostitute.
Xalo_Gunner@reddit
"Christ on a bike!" is simultaneously uncomfortable and hilarious to me.
musicmunky@reddit
James… I’ve got a metal willy!
Decision_Burner@reddit (OP)
Edit: forgot to add when James called a man “philistine” because they thought his lamborghini urraco was a kit car