Also let us not forget, let us not forget that... Um... Walking in the garden of... Uh.. Eden? In the form of a limbless.. uh.. limbless reptile.. that's not fuckin legal either, dude.
"I'm a fallen angel man ...Like You!!. Let me tell you something. I dig your work. Playing one side against the other – in bed with everybody – just fabulous stuff.".
Murky_Historian8675@reddit
(pulls out crucifix)
YOU THINK IM FUCKING AROUND?!!! MARK IT ZERO!!!
tnunnster@reddit
If the Jesus had feet, he'd be over the line.
Bontkers@reddit
Bullshit… mark it 8 Dude!
Zestyclose-Big1148@reddit
Over the line
temporarychair@reddit
AM I THE ONLY INE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE SINS!!
kawiz03@reddit
Beelzebub my friend, you're entering an after life of pain
Air911@reddit
Is this your homework, Judas?
saskwatzch@reddit
c’mon man, it’s satan. so his morality slipped over a little. you know? it’s just a game
DaddieTang@reddit
Satan's fragile
Direlion@reddit
He's got problems...
NeganSaves@reddit
It's a league game, Satan.
anustart147@reddit
There are rules
grufflesia@reddit
This is Hell, not Vietnam
New_Wishbone_7072@reddit
Mark it zero
Air911@reddit
I just bought that fucking camel last week!!!
No_Development1036@reddit
That creep can roll, man
Air911@reddit
Yeah but he's a fallen angel dude.
Practical-Pair-3315@reddit
Does he roll on Shabbos?
itsyourbirthdayz@reddit
Are we splitting hairs here?
crashusmaximus@reddit
I'm not bowling with Satan, Dude. I'm not renting him shoes. I'm not buying him a fuckin beer.
saskwatzch@reddit
fucking demon has fucking papers
kawiz03@reddit
Say what you want about the tenets of Satanism, at least it's an ethos.
crashusmaximus@reddit
Also let us not forget, let us not forget that... Um... Walking in the garden of... Uh.. Eden? In the form of a limbless.. uh.. limbless reptile.. that's not fuckin legal either, dude.
kawiz03@reddit
What are you a fucking priest now?
crashusmaximus@reddit
OVER THE LINEEEEE
vhmike@reddit
yeah but The Lord of Light wud'nt over
High_Af_Osrs@reddit
Dios mio, man.
Yardsale420@reddit
Lazarus and me, we gonna fuck you up.
RedditGotSoulDoubt@reddit
What is this day of resurrection, shit?
crashusmaximus@reddit
WOOOOOOO
You gotta date Ash Wednesday, Baby!
Ripper42@reddit
. . . but I wudn’t over
TomatilloAccurate475@reddit
This painting clearly shows satan pulling out a piece out on the lane!
MushyLopher@reddit
You're entering an eternal realm of pain!
YoureQuiteHostile@reddit
Over the line!!!
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
What's this day of rest shit?
SnakePlissken1980@reddit
You don't go out to die for humanity's sins dressed like that do you? On a weekday?
Fufeysfdmd@reddit
You know Satan there is an unspoken message here, it's fuck you leave me alone!
Salty-Reporter-7938@reddit
Yes, I'll be at practise
badspark1@reddit
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
sporkachoon@reddit
Mark it VIII, Dude.
grufflesia@reddit
Mark it, uh...I guess we don't have a zero in Roman numerals
loscacahuates@reddit
Darkness washed over Jesus. Darker than Satan's tookis on a moonless prairie.
temporarychair@reddit
There was nooooo bottom…
grufflesia@reddit
A tuchus, but no bottom? Paradoxical
kawiz03@reddit
🎶yeah, yeah, oh, yeah..What condition my condition was in🎶
kawiz03@reddit
Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
grufflesia@reddit
Far from it
RedditGotSoulDoubt@reddit
Ay dios mío maing
MilaVaneela@reddit
…2000 year olds, Dude.
TimZer0@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Dante!
Duke_____Silver@reddit
Jesus...
davster39@reddit
You said it man!
BCBRam@reddit
Over the line, Smokey!
MudlarkJack@reddit
"I'm a fallen angel man ...Like You!!. Let me tell you something. I dig your work. Playing one side against the other – in bed with everybody – just fabulous stuff.".
Forgboi@reddit
My dad and me, we gonna fuck you up.
Hour-Pressure-3758@reddit
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Bombay1234567890@reddit
Don't bowl with Satan. He'll mark it an 8 even though his hoof clearly went over the line. Object, and enter a world of eternal pain.
RocketshipRoadtrip@reddit
7 circles dude
greensangre@reddit
He’s over the line
anditcounts@reddit
TBND_42@reddit
Nobody fucks with The Jesus
FireTheCannons2@reddit
Shower Shabbas!
MajinBlackheart@reddit
Let me tell you something pendejo!
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
Mark it zero !!!!