Did Liam have to go "door to door" too or was he just cool with pederasts on his team?

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sdavidson0819@reddit

I think he's the former PO of the Jesus. Got that whole police thing going...

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Westport_hooligan@reddit

I always figured his backstory is that he's one of the arresting cops who took a strange liking to Jesus and bonded with him over their shared passion for bowling.

My cousin is a cop and was telling me that I'd be surprised at the number of times cops form friendships, and sometimes lifelong bonds, with those they arrest.

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rydin148@reddit

He now owns a bowling alley in Northern Maine. Liam “Dudes” in real life.

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CreepellaGruesome@reddit

Plus, if the Jesus is a great bowler….

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Leading_Garage_6582@reddit

Proof that Brooklyn 99 is actually a documentary, look at the bromance between Peralta and Doug Judy

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I was going to say this exact same thing. Either he was a prison guard, a cop, security, something. Jesus is trying to focus on bowling balls instead of 8 year olds, Liam helps keep him on the straight and narrow.

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handsomeape95@reddit

Liam is to Jesus as the Dude is to Walter.

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benjigrows@reddit

When Little Lebowski Urban Achievers grow up

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be_more_gooder@reddit

You said it man.

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Dmiller360@reddit

Fuckin’ A

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CIarkNova@reddit

::does 2 finger to eyes movement::

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Douche_in_disguise@reddit

Liam, the pederast sponsor.

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FookenL@reddit

Does PO mean pederast, Walter?

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amrods@reddit

a brother seamus?

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imjustmos@reddit

You saying he was in Nam?

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Snakebird11@reddit

No, donnie, police are cowards

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kindasuk@reddit

Nothing to be afraid of

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ChaosVania@reddit

There isn’t a literal connection

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Green_Bast3rd@reddit

Face it Walter, there isn't any connection...your roll

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nrojb50@reddit

A real reactionary

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pyromaniac4002@reddit

That's fucking interesting man, yeah! My thinking had become very uptight on this whole case..

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EventualOutcome@reddit

Really? He looks like a dead ringer for John Wayne Gacy.

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the_uberdork@reddit

Or AA sponsor

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carnitascronch@reddit

Fuckin’ fascist!

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taruclimber8@reddit

Stay out of malibu

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SeaBag8211@reddit

A real reactionary.

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taruclimber8@reddit

We didn't know

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Lemmon_Scented@reddit

That’s funny. I always thought Liam had cop vibes

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Dobstylin@reddit

Far out dude

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NickelCitySaint@reddit

.... New shit has come to light.

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Keepeating71@reddit

Came here to say to say this.

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hamchops78@reddit

8 year olds Dude

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terpdon@reddit

Pour out an oat soda for James Hoosier. He was a good man... and thorough.

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Expensive_Lawyer5672@reddit

Maybe Walter just made that up.... That seems like something he would do.

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moon_shoot@reddit

Clearly an in-law

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whiskey_blazer@reddit

Liam is the cop that arrested Jesus.

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rusty-shackleford_69@reddit

Probation officer

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over9ksand@reddit

This has not occurred to us, dude

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_captaintripz@reddit

You think Liam was gonna fix the cable?

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NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)

Don't be fatuous _captaintripz

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beekermc@reddit

Funny thing about Liam is the dude was a cop in real life who won the role at a charity thing.

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iMaxPlanck@reddit

That makes sense, you can see him kinda break character and smile when Jesus is doing his thing. Fucking amateur…

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AitrusX@reddit

In recognition of his various civic ah…

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CreepellaGruesome@reddit

Best Reddit comment of the day!

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johnnybok@reddit

I am the walrus?

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Ikoikobythefio@reddit

I always thought he was actually a PBA bowler

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Twittenhouse@reddit

A Brother Seamus?

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marbotty@reddit

If you zoom in on his shirt in this photo, it sort of looks like it says Seamus.

Did that, like, occur to you, man?

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CreepellaGruesome@reddit

I think the original script had him as Seamus

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handsomeape95@reddit

Not the comprimised second draft.

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Winchu8@reddit

Like an Irish monk?

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Peg_leg_tim_arg@reddit

The fuck ya talkin about?

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SeaBag8211@reddit

A dickman

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badspark1@reddit

Won a raffle prize, raising funds for the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers?

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Axle-f@reddit

And proud we are of all of them

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FBISurveillanceAcct@reddit

New shit has come to light!

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CallidoraBlack@reddit

He definitely looks like one.

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SupermanRR1980@reddit

Fucking Fascist!

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HubrisSnifferBot@reddit

Real reactionary

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TBND_42@reddit

Chief of police of Malibu, real reactionary.

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Gunkwei@reddit

I did not know that.

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NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)

That's interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.

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_its_a_SWEATER_@reddit

Well Dude we just don’t know…

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Winchu8@reddit

I like how you can use this line in response to pretty much anything. So versatile.

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LouDog0187@reddit

Very free spirited

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Winchu8@reddit

We’re all very fond of it.

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SeaBag8211@reddit

Really ties the sub together.

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frozen_wink@reddit

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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soldatoj57@reddit

Coitus? Coitus ?

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Ziggyork@reddit

Vagina

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vibrance9460@reddit

There’s not a lot that Dude knows to be honest.

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_its_a_SWEATER_@reddit

A lot of strands in ol Duder’s head

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Infamous-Lab-8136@reddit

You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous

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Affectionate-Boat505@reddit

Well dude HE may not even know.

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SoupIsNotAMeal@reddit

New shit hasn’t come to light!

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Gullible-Incident613@reddit

I knew I wouldn't need to scroll far to see this line

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heimusprimus@reddit

His mustache went door to door

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godshula@reddit

It’s a league game.

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Bontkers@reddit

Well Dude we just don’t know.

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Diligent-Contact-772@reddit

Liam and me man, we're gonna FUCK you up!

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elwyn5150@reddit

Maybe Liam is a POS pederast enabler.

I'm still shocked and disappointed that the Dutch beach volleyball team permitted a convicted paedophile to represent their country in the 2024 Olympics.

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almireles@reddit

I still say we only have Walter’s word for it. For all we know, he heard someone say Jesus was a podiatrist and he got confused. Just like he was confused about the applicability of the Supreme Court’s rejection of prior restraint.

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Flora_Screaming@reddit

Liam and me, we gonna file your corns!

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badspark1@reddit

Everything is a fucking travesty with you!

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Nicodante@reddit

Was it ever confirmed that Walter was actually correct in what he said about the Jesus?

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Regular-Flamingo9882@reddit

Liam could be his PO. Maybe he isn't allowed in family establishments such as bowling alleys unsupervised.

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Emergency-Tip6440@reddit

He was also not intimidated by Walter flashing a gun so he has some law enforcement background and "that creep jesus can roll man" so i think he is fine with it.

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ElvisSandwich69@reddit

Liam and I

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Party-Independent-38@reddit

I am the walrus.

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BlankSlate400@reddit

Let me tell you something, Pendejo.

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Top-Attitude3883@reddit

….. ‘til it goes click!”

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

Jesus!

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Defiant-Giraffe@reddit

Creep can roll, man.

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NewLeaseOnLife-JL@reddit

This is too far down the list.

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Salty-Reporter-7938@reddit

Bullshit. Y'all a bunch of fuckin cocksuckers

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mtnevs@reddit

He’s a pervert dude

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realelijahion@reddit

That creep can roll

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jarofgoodness@reddit

Liam plays to win. He has no loyalty or judgement towards his team mates. The only thing that matters is the win. He's not there to make friends. He's not there to drink beer. Hyper focused professional. Maybe you do not fuck with de Jesus, but even if you fuck with Liam it doesn't matter because he will beat you in the game anyway.

He puts up with de Jesus because the perv can bowl. Beginning, middle, and end of story.

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

I met the real Liam at Lebowskifest in Louisville, Ky. and he’s a really easy going dude. He was at the bowling alley when they were shooting the movie and I guess he has a screen actors guild card now.

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soldatoj57@reddit

Me and Liam. We gonna fuck you up.

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Vernabator@reddit

Getting lost in the “Donny was a figment of Walter’s imagination” theory. Was it a 3 person team or just a team of two. Did we ever see the third guy? Were there 3 guys on Smokey’s team? Who else would roll with Jesus?

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dlakelan@reddit

https://youtu.be/KdOjVsfuKPs?feature=shared

At 1:02 in this clip you can see the third man on their team.

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Easy__Mark@reddit

Irish and Latino, the catholic axis

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badspark1@reddit

Let me tell you something, pendejo!

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ahoypolloi_@reddit

Why does Liam have Seamus (?) embroidered on his bowling shirt????

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CardiologistDry930@reddit

Seamus is probably the name of Liam's dog

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badspark1@reddit

Or his brother? Like an Irish Monk!

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itzTHATgai@reddit

"Just win, baby."

-Liam

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guitar_angel@reddit

Hey, you wanna win or you wanna have "morals"?

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Vandreeson@reddit

He didn't care because that creep sure can roll.

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Kant_change_username@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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R_Similacrumb@reddit

Liam fixes cable.

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Speedhabit@reddit

SOs hand out with other SOs because SO is all they ever talk about

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Keepeating71@reddit

Liam is Jesus’ parole officer

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NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)

I know - you told Brandt, Brandt told me.

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Keepeating71@reddit

I wouldn’t hold out too much hope for the tape deck.

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Snakebird11@reddit

Or the 8 year olds

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Keepeating71@reddit

Hey man, no one is trying expose themselves here, he’s a reformed convict.

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Stalwart_Penguin@reddit

Uhh, you mean, like the guys down at the crime lab?

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taruclimber8@reddit

Yeah, they have us working in shifts

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RobertDewese@reddit

Fuckin’ Quintana can roll, man. Liam was just trying to get into the next round robin.

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treydipper@reddit

"Liam and me, we're going to fuck you..."

I'd say they share their lust.

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CardiologistDry930@reddit

Liam is a cold and calculated opportunist, as long as the people he has on his team can roll, he's willing to turn a blind eye to them exposing themselves to 8 year olds

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fergehtabodit@reddit

8 year olds Liam

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CardiologistDry930@reddit

What's an 8 year old, Walter?

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ThePhantomPooper@reddit

Shut the fuck up donny

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NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)

Oh....ok....

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rv652970@reddit

Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.

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JoeInOR@reddit

Yeah, well that’s just like your opinion man

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onlyforobservation@reddit

Brandt cant watch though, or he has to pay 100 dollars.

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DwedPiwateWoberts@reddit

The creep can bowl

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AutomaticFeature9631@reddit

Considering he was a man faced baby.. it all adds up man. Damn man, I gotta go check my condition.

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Forgboi@reddit

He's a cop with his own skeletons

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macnmemez@reddit

He looks like a fuckin loser

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jacksmountain@reddit

Although he clearly gives a cop vibe, I just assumed that he liked to win. That creep can roll, man.

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Fragrant_Stock_8926@reddit

O’Brian is a pushover

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Bubonic_Batt@reddit

Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.

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WhatIsTheAmplitude@reddit

You got a date on Wednesday baby. Woo!

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NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)

You mean 'coitus'?

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FBISurveillanceAcct@reddit

Don’t be facetious NoShortsDon

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ero_skywalker@reddit

It don’t matter to Liam.

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LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit

Apparently so man.

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LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit

CIA

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SonUpToSundown@reddit

Liam’s all about the Ws. By any means necessary

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Catalina_Eddie@reddit

It's like Lenin said, you look at who benefits, and....you know...

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CardiologistDry930@reddit

I am the walrus

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NoShortsDon@reddit (OP)

Worthy fuckin adversary

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mattinsatx@reddit

Liam looks like every cop stereotype ever. Pretty sure he’s there to watch the Jesus

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Low-Battle1062@reddit

What’s a pederast?

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thonginmcbongin@reddit

Alrighty I guess I’ve been waiting 20+ years to share this.

Sometime in the early 2000s poker boom—2003-4 I’d guess— I was playing 1-2 no limit hold ‘em at the Hustler casino in LA. They had just installed automatic shuffling machines that popped up and down out of the table. Folks were discussing their merits and I just offhandedly said “well, I still jerk off manually."

Got a couple weird looks before the guy next to me leans over and says "I'm a Liam." I gave him a good Walter "HUH?" (from the theater) and again he says, "I'm a Liam."

In the days before cosplay was a widely known term, this guy was a Liam at Lebowski fest and wherever else.

Far fuckin' out.

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obvnotagolfr@reddit

I don’t think they ever go door to door. Has this ever happened to anyone

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artsatisfied229@reddit

Well we just don’t know, Dude.

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Catalina_Eddie@reddit

You just can't keep him down on the farm once he's met the Jesus.

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oooompathetic@reddit

I always thought Liam was the guy who's door he knocked on to tell them he was a pederast

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Catalina_Eddie@reddit

Sure looked like him to me. But hey dude, we just don't know.

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papy66@reddit

I also always wondered if that’s the same guy who opened the door, just with longer hair. Someone know if that’s the case? It s funny to imagine such friendship when jesus knocked on the door to tell he is a pederast

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emessea@reddit

Liam, looking for a teammate: that creep can roll

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Sufficient-Rooster44@reddit

He was trying to win a championship…am I wrong?…am I wrong?

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Kirbyr98@reddit

He's Jesus's P.O.

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Mollythemuttsdad@reddit

It’s Pederass I think

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AxeMasterGee@reddit

He didn’t know. Walter told him so, it would throw him off his game. Walter is the king of the bush league psyche out stuff, man. And it works.

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Jefferson209@reddit

Can't blame him. Creep can roll.

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Witty-Stand888@reddit

Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

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Puzzleheaded-Plum994@reddit

gif

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lordyfortwenty@reddit

Again I'll say . We need the film " Liam Rising " to tell the story of the most mysterious of all the big Lebowski characters. There's just so much that we do not know.

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