I asked for an egg on my avocado toast…

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TheDevilishFrenchfry@reddit

Massive bulk pre cooked eggs probaly steam cooked and shipping out packed in tightly frozen bulk shipments together, to save on labor costs and clean up time most likely

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Fuzzball_Girl@reddit

I worked somewhere else that used these exact eggs and I can still feel how surprisingly the frozen pucks were and hear how they clinked against each other

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zasinzoop@reddit

i worked at sheetz and they used these. i loved prepping a container they stack so nicely.

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MakesMaDookieTwinkle@reddit

Your description sounds like you work at a metal sheet fabricating plant (I am not familiar with what “Sheetz” is).

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zasinzoop@reddit

it's a gas station that serves fast food lol

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zasinzoop@reddit

i think so bc i also enjoyed the clinking lol

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seamus205@reddit

Same. I worked at a Dunkin donuts in highschool. This is exactly what the eggs looked like. They came in a plastic lined cardboard box and they were stacked up in there like CDs or something.

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at dunkin we cook eggs in the oven. this was straight up laziness on the employee because we have a knife and sharp spreaders, they definitely could’ve cut that up and i guarantee they didn’t care to correctly toast your bread so it’s nice and crusty like it should be. I just quite a dunkin because honestly they employee shit people at the ones near me and no one cares about what they do. It looks like you’ve encountered one of those places unfortunately :(. Put in a corporate complaint on the website! This gets the stores attention and gets them reprimanded so hopefully they’ll snap out of their crappy behavior :)

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LurkerTroll@reddit

I think they use real eggs but they microwave it in a mold

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Fuzzball_Girl@reddit

As someone who's worked in fast food, I know that egg. It is most certainly a pre-cooked, frozen puck that they just thaw and heat.

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Machaeon@reddit

Yeah that looks about right for that

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PipeComplex6976@reddit

Looks like an egg to me

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levimic@reddit

Let me guess, $15?

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Spacemanrich@reddit

That's like 1 tablespoon of avocado spread over that toast, too. The thing i hate the most about going out to eat now, is paying $20 and still having to go home and eat the food I bought at the grocery store to finish that meal

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MainelyHorny69@reddit

Microwave egg 🥚

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BioTankBoy@reddit

Dunkin?

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slimmer01@reddit

Well it’s Dunkin, which is fast food. Not sure what you’d expect tbh

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Frothynibbler@reddit

“How would you like your egg?” 3D printed, please 🙏

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Gyyn@reddit

if you got this shit from dunkin donuts its on you lmfao

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SokkaHaikuBot@reddit

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^Gyyn:

If you got this shit

From dunkin donuts its on

You lmfao

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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Kanna_Totty@reddit

This is the only type of egg dunkin has 😭 just egg pucks haha

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Hot_Lobster222@reddit

r/maliciouscompliance

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areola_b0realis@reddit

avocado toast is for people who want to be fat, but also want to look like they're trying not to be so fat

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Neutral_Neutrality@reddit

Is this Einstein Bagels??

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scrunchy_bunchy@reddit

Is it dunking donuts? Because like....yeah they're gonna look like that then

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uglyandnaive@reddit

Looks like Dunkin lol

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LLUDCHI@reddit

Man, don’t ask for an egg from Dunkin’ Donuts , you knew what you were getting into

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the_orange_alligator@reddit

Looks like one of those seasonal cookie doughs with the pattern on it

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Novacain420@reddit

looks like a microwaved egg

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greensangre@reddit

Poppy seed toast. Bold move

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Hdys@reddit

When was the last time you saw a dozen eggs at Dunkin ready to be cooked?

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JunkSack@reddit

They don’t even fry their own donuts lol

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sparklydildos@reddit

wdym

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JunkSack@reddit

Most Duncans don’t fry their own donuts

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sparklydildos@reddit

well then who does

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k_hole_exe@reddit

Franchises operate a donut factory that delivers daily to Dunkin’.

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JunkSack@reddit

Idk where you live but basically every donut shop that isn’t Duncan’s or Krispy Kreme does near me. We have a lot of independent shops, then the chain in Houston is Shipley. They also fry their own donuts at every location.

I was actually kind of shocked and very disappointed the first time I had Duncan’s. Everyone built them up but I could see they didn’t have the set up to actually make the donuts in house. They were incredibly stale. I have no idea where the hype comes from.

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En1i1@reddit

Considering how the avocado toast itself looks. This is what I’d expect if I asked for an egg on it

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patheticgirl420@reddit

No shade, but it's DD, did you expect them to fry one up for you?

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SousVideDiaper@reddit

I wonder how many people realize this is basically what you get on any given fast food breakfast sandwich

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Ringo308@reddit

Famously eggs are the only fresh thing McDonalds crack and cook themselves! At least for their McMuffins. They still use pre-cracked eggs for the scrambled eggs. Not trying to defend them, but I thought that's a fun fact.

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BooRadley_ThereHeIs@reddit

You can ask for a fresh egg on any breakfast sandwich.

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translinguistic@reddit

I've always wanted to try a round egg on a quarter pounder. I love a fried egg on a burger, but I'm not sure that would be very good haha

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BurntRussian@reddit

They used to have a burger with an egg when they did the all day breakfast - it was like during the turnover to lunch.

Unless I have a totally fucked memory.

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CoruptedUsername@reddit

It wasn’t an actual menu item, but it was a common enough thing that most employees would know what you meant when you ordered a “Mc 10:35”

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BurntRussian@reddit

They had a weird fucking menu at one point. I think they even had a land and air sandwich, that might be the timeframe I'm thinking of.

I DID work at McDonald's at one point, and as much as I'd heard about it online, nobody ever ordered it.

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CoruptedUsername@reddit

The land sea and air was also an unofficial menu item

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BurntRussian@reddit

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/mcdonalds-add-some-secret-menu-items-to-its-actual-menu

This is what I was referencing. They did launch a menu hacks menu at one point (execution was very lame).

Didn't have the breakfast burger I was thinking of, though.

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TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit

I like a round egg on a mcdouble because they're the same size as those beef patties. I've also added one of those to a bacon and egg mcmuffin and it slaps.

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Flimsy6769@reddit

You added another egg to a McMuffin? I’m confused

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NetworkingJesus@reddit

They probably mean swapping the crappy folded egg for the round egg on a different breakfast sandwich that they mistakenly called a McMuffin. Like the bacon egg n cheese biscuit or bagel. That's what I used to do.

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translinguistic@reddit

Is it even possible to order that anymore though?

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TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit

If the menu items are available at the same time, yes. I don't remember if it's an option in the POS but asking nicely tends to work.

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Selcouth22@reddit

Yea, it would have to be an all day breakfast location for this to work. Otherwise they have already cleaned, shit down, and put away the breakfast stuff.

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hatsnatcher23@reddit

Could you order it? Maybe, should you?

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translinguistic@reddit

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tehspiah@reddit

Half the burgers in Japan McDonald's have an egg in it, it's pretty good, but sometimes makes you too full

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jamesc1308@reddit

Just go to one around the time they switch to breakfast. I think around 10:30. But you should be there right before 10:30 when they start swapping to the lunch menu. Also ask nicely. That works wonders.

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fddfgs@reddit

If you get one on a McOz (along with bacon) then you get an actual aussie burger

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ronimal@reddit

Not possible. You can’t get breakfast items after 10:30am (or whatever the cutoff is) and you can’t get burgers during breakfast hours.

You’ll have to bring your own egg.

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almighty_ruler@reddit

A 1/4#er might need 2 eggs

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kjk2202@reddit

DD only has these round eggs, no other kind

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danecookofmods@reddit

They've started upcharging for that. That or my McDonald's doesn't want to do it for me anymore.

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BooRadley_ThereHeIs@reddit

Oh interesting. What do they say the upcharge is for the substitution?

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danecookofmods@reddit

It's like $2. And the app doesnt let you seap egg either without an even bigger upcharge. And considering I only buy their breakfast sandwiches with the now $1.50 (use to be $1) app coupon, it cost more than the sandwiche.

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isthisyournacho@reddit

The “scrambled eggs” are actually liquid egg product that comes in a milk container, and the cooking process moves it around so it looks a little like scrambled eggs. I’m not sure what it is exactly. Maybe 100% egg, dunno

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walroast@reddit

last time I got an egg at McDonald's it was so overcooked the yolk had transformed to pure sulfur and the white was rubber flavored. I spit it out and a dog ran over to try and take it and couldn't even eat it.

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SpiceTrader56@reddit

Can confirm. My local McD's even tosses in the shells for an added crunchy surprise!

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Without-Reward@reddit

I don't know if A&W is strictly Canadian or not, or if they have different menus elsewhere but they actually still serve a real breakfast. Cracked eggs, toast and bacon.

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radda@reddit

We have A&W down here but they're different and not as good.

The one near me doesn't open until 10 and doesn't have breakfast at all. It's also a Long John Silver's.

When I was a kid it was just A&W and they actually mixed the root beer in house. I doubt they do that anymore.

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MalnourishedHoboCock@reddit

The McDonalds I worked at had two types of egg: pre-whisked egg in a carton and prepackaged round egg.

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corndog161@reddit

And they use real butter. For how shit the rest of their food has become the McMuffin has stood strong. I feel like there must be someone high up in the org chart that really loves them.

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blueberrywalrus@reddit

They're loving the profit margin.

The breakfast menu uses smaller in portions and cheaper ingredients (eg. Pork vs Beef) than their main menu. Yet an Egg McMuffin costs just $0.20 less than a Big Mac.

There's no reason for them to risk their golden muffin goose by looking for a few percentage points more of margin. It's the same reason their fries, nuggets, and soda is so consistent.

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love-from-london@reddit

The biscuits get brushed with real butter too, or at least they did when I worked there in college like 15 years ago.

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johnaross1990@reddit

Bullshit, the sausage is raw before it’s cooked in house, as are the hashbrowns

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Plane-Tie6392@reddit

They don't crack either of those.

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heart_under_blade@reddit

scrambled should still be fresh

folded egg is the one that is not. as opposed to scrambled, and round eggs

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at-woork@reddit

Scrambled comes from a carton of liquid eggs. Round egg comes from an egg cracked at the store. Folded egg comes pre-made from a factory.

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8TrackPornSounds@reddit

Which one was first

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chloethecomputernerd@reddit

The chicken

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justawarlock@reddit

I worked at McDonald's and the quarter pounder meat is real fresh ground beef fwiw

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polosolo12@reddit

false. most fast food places fry their eggs.

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rakondo@reddit

McDonald's is unfortunately elite for breakfast fast food

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vertigo1083@reddit

Or how they received it in 1.5 minutes.

Fuckin magicians over at Dunkin!

Hell, I'm gonna bring them lead to turn into gold.

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basaltcolumn@reddit

Tim Hortons up here is a pretty equivalent american-owned cheap shitty coffee chain, and they do actually fry fresh eggs. Not well, mind you, the yolks are grey from being overcooked half the time.

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nothisistheotherguy@reddit

it's r/shittyfoodporn not r/mildlyinfuriating so I'll give them a pass, they're not complaining just showing us the shitty food

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PecorinoYES@reddit

Why not expecting it? Do they give it out for free? This freaking mindset man..

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ea88_alwaysdiscin@reddit

I rarely ever eat McDonald's anymore, and if I do it's only ever for breakfast....but if you ask for the round egg on any of the breakfast sandwiches, you get a real freshly cracked egg

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Wide_Yak_592@reddit

I was surprised when I worked there how it's A. Kept cleaner than a lot of places I've worked, and B. They do a couple of things fresh. C. Worst social environment I ever worked in, team morale who?

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Joseph419270577@reddit

C. proved you knew what you were talking about. I worked there for what was supposed to be a stop gap measure but ended up being 3 years, full time on third shift at a 24 hour drive-thru and delivery location. The GM liked my work ethic (I showed up on time for every scheduled shift which made me basically a unicorn) so I was given carte blanche on overtime.

But even $22.50 (OT rate) an hour could only keep me motivated for so long… I was wiping more ass than a goddamn daycare.

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thejabel@reddit

Tbf that makes you a unicorn in basically every low wage customer service job that there is. As a pharmacist I have had techs in the past that would just no call no show every week and even my best techs, at times it has been like pulling teeth to just get them there on time and not 15-20 minutes late.

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themellowsign@reddit

I feel like that's more than fair for low wage jobs, why are we expecting people to put in effort for a barely livable wage?

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Joseph419270577@reddit

Also, correct on the cleanliness of the work environment. I was never in management, but it was pretty clear anyone who went down that route had health inspection (public & corporate) standards drilled into their heads. They don’t play.

McManagement be like

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love-from-london@reddit

Scrubbing the deck was also always a nice break from grill in the summer.

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Joseph419270577@reddit

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Taking out trash be like

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TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit

That's too bad. My coworkers and managers were all really nice and helpful, which is surprising because we were in the shittiest neighbourhood.

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vertigo1083@reddit

McDonald's breakfast has always been alright. But at this point, Wendy's actually has it beat. Tastes better. With the app, you get a sausage muffin, coffee, and potato wedges for $4.

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New-Bowler-8915@reddit

This feels like astroturfing. Wendy's breakfast is the worst going. They haven't figured out you can't microwave bread.

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impstein@reddit

I keep hearing about the breakfast Baconator on the radio, and I want one. Sadly there's not many Wendy's where I'm at, so have t had the chance

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baconpancakes42@reddit

When you do get a chance, order it on a croissant bun. Absolutely gut destroying, but that 5 minutes eating is heavenly bliss.

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baconpancakes42@reddit

When you do get a chance, order it on a croissant bun. Absolutely gut destroying, but that 5 minutes eating is heavenly bliss.

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ea88_alwaysdiscin@reddit

I'm sorry....but those potato wedges are the only thing they really have going for them on the breakfast menu, everything else just seems like an afterthought and doesn't compare to other places. Their honey butter chicken whatever is such a sad excuse for that category of breakfast sandwich.

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LemonLord7@reddit

DD?

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Slutty_opossum@reddit

Dunkin’ Donuts, now changed to just Dunkin’ for some reason because it will always be DD.

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Skankhuntt__42@reddit

For fucking real...

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kahran@reddit

Back in 90s that's exactly what they did. Along with making the donuts on site

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sir_horsington@reddit

Not only that but they use sobra guacamole to make their avocado toast. U can legit buy a pack for bread and thing of guac for same price u paying for this

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peach_xanax@reddit

you don't even have to do that, they have little avocado toast kits at a lot of places (grocery stores, and they have them at Wawa near me) that come with the Sabra guacamole and toast

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impstein@reddit

Not a regular dunkins customer, and there's at least 6 in my immediate area, but I've gone to the same one a few times and ordered the sourdough bacon breakfast sandwich... The sourdough was buttered and toasted with just enough char, the bacon was crispy but not overdone, and I don't remember the egg being anything special but it wasn't one of those sponge things at least

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Yipppppy@reddit

Looks like one of three Chinese made fake pre cooked egg from the freezer

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Rock_Carlos@reddit

They’re made in the USA. Shipping a frozen perishable egg across the Pacific is not really cost effective.

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Yipppppy@reddit

I am not suggesting it is from China , I am saying that it looks the same as those

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razdor10@reddit

This looks like how you would describe what an over hard egg looks.

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SickCursedCat@reddit

Un-ask for it 😭

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ganglordgilbert@reddit

I mean where did you order this?

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rabbinicohs@reddit

r/maliciouscompliance

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danfish_77@reddit

That's some sad avocado toast too, it's spread so thin

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Akisoma@reddit

The avocado spread is in a single use container that you have to open and spread onto the toasted bread. So yea, it’s very sad ,and super bad for the environment. Source: worked for Dunkin when the avocado toast premiered

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SceneOfShadows@reddit

So fucking gross I don’t understand how people get avocado at these fast food places it’s just green goop,

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Wabciu1@reddit

Isnt even avocado farming bad for environment?

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Akisoma@reddit

Oh you know it. My favorite when it comes to that stuff is almond farms needing a shit ton of water to grow and causing water shortages

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SceneOfShadows@reddit

Seriously, the crime here is ordering avocado toast from Dunkin, not the egg!

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nuentes@reddit

It's a Dunkin Donuts. Not your fault that OP is acting like he's at a local brunch spot, not a fast food chain.

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Bolf-Ramshield@reddit

That’s ridiculously thin even for a fast food chain. I think it’s time we stop accepting taking shit from corporations because they’re "a fast food chain".

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TortelliniSalad@reddit

You say that and then a million people will still get fast food today

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SwollenPig@reddit

I think it is danfish's fault.

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danfish_77@reddit

Look, they came to my house with a dump truck full of money. I'm not made of stone!

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ChaoticxSerenity@reddit

I'm surprised DD even has avocado toast.

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Correct-Award8182@reddit

Baby shit green always makes my appetite soar.

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Sgt-Spliff-@reddit

It's literally fast food, idk what they were expecting

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ph0artef1@reddit

At least it's full coverage spread though

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soulreaver1984@reddit

It is an egg though and it is on top of your avocado toast

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cypherwave@reddit

Ngl that looks absolutely delicious and I would devour it.

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byuido@reddit

Styrofoam ass egg

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invaderzim257@reddit

reminds me of people trying to customize food at starbucks, not realizing its all prepackaged like those boxes of frozen brekfast sandwiches

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ArthurGPhotography@reddit

ahh eggloaf

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Pugwhip@reddit

why does it look like a pancake that’s thinking really hard about an egg

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Due_Vegetable_2392@reddit

This looks like dunkin donuts theyre made in the microwave

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Cypresss09@reddit

Dunkin has ovens

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Ok_Toe5720@reddit

Their ovens behave like big microwaves tbh

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SpoonGuardian@reddit

Subway ones be looking like this too

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AggravatingOwl8461@reddit

Subway and Dunkin use turbochefs

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SpoonGuardian@reddit

That's what they call me

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moldy-scrotum-soup@reddit

Sliced fresh from the egg roll.

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Doneifundone@reddit

r/brandnewsentence

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Correct-Award8182@reddit

Still better than blue waffles

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Inevitable_Nobody733@reddit

This comment made fucking cackle 😂

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Lunarryuna@reddit

Dunkin?

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Heartless-otaku07@reddit

That’s definitely a Dunkin product I worked there for about 12 years they don’t have any other eggs to give you , they only carry those nasty frozen egg discs

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Nosafewords5@reddit

Definitely got this from Dunkin’😂

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Bulletmanz9@reddit

Frozen eggs ftw

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Real_Big_Shrimp@reddit

Ok, so you ate at a fast food joint and got upset you were served fast food? I'm puzzled by this post

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SquirrelMaster21@reddit

Kinda reminds me of the aliens from the Simpsons

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Medical-Matter-2084@reddit

Weirdly that looks tasty.

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fatbitchesloveto69@reddit

This looks like a child's play toy version of an egg.

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lily2kbby@reddit

U asked at a Dunkin for that?

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1MechanicalAlligator@reddit

Smh, how many houses you could've owned by now... 👴

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Ok-Psychology-5702@reddit

Ask and ye shall receive

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front_torch@reddit

That's a for deal for $1- $tee

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Krista_Michelle@reddit

Eggular!

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egg-legs@reddit

used to work there, it’s mostly corn starch i think

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ArcticTheWolf@reddit

Dunkin donuts spotted

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--sheogorath--@reddit

Im genuinely curious what you expected from a fast food place with maybe 3 employees and a 60 second wait between paying and eating.

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Notacat444@reddit

Orders stupid thing, gets it, then whines about it on the internet

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NoReality463@reddit

The avocado and the egg are definitely super processed.

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purrnoid@reddit

Is the guac not rancid at every Dunkin’ Donuts? I’m being serious

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aBRADasis@reddit

Dunkin is such a scam and has been for years. $7 for a coffee they spent $0.05 making? Fuck that.

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taflad@reddit

That, indeed, is an egg on avocado toast

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JarFullOfBugs@reddit

Hot take here, but I actually enjoy the weird pre-made eggs Dunks has, and I stand by my opinion

Something about the weird texture and very egg-y flavor of them brings me joy and a sense of nostalgia from high school

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CharityNo2634@reddit

That’s why you cover it in a slice of cheese and put it in a bagel! No one wants to see the dd eggs! lol

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HotboxxHarold@reddit

Looks like it has the texture of soap suds 😂

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PlanarScalar@reddit

You don't eat the playdoh.

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Guangtou22@reddit

That's gotta be from Dunkin. I recognize that shitty box and shitty avocado spread

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kaktus_magic@reddit

C.  C.   C c c. C vc cb ,,

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WatercressNo1910@reddit

Dunkin sighting

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WatercressNo1910@reddit

Is this from Dunkin?

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tulipsushi@reddit

i’m guessing this is dunkin’ donuts

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Atomic_Shaq@reddit

Are people really out here paying for someone else to toast bread and smear avocado on it? Then acting shocked when it turns out sad? At some point, this less about bad food and more about life choices...

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redmambas22@reddit

McDonald’s has avocado toast?

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strangejosh@reddit

Is that supposed to be avocado or some sort of mold? JFC….

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remykixxx@reddit

Duh you went to fuckin Dunkin’ Donuts you expect poached?

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Stonetheflamincrows@reddit

What is wrong with the avocado though? It looks liquified or something.

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StupidMario64@reddit

Poached egg on what? Fucken artisan?

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hauntiehottie@reddit

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Arkidain@reddit

Actually it does look good and tasty. I wanted to ask for the recipe but then I saw the description.

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flurnt_is_turnt@reddit

Did it taste like plastic chemicals too? I hate that egg so much I recognize it’s from Dunkin without looking for that answer. Sorry bout ur microwaved egg!

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NickAppleese@reddit

Looking like someone pissed a dribble or two in your grits, OP.

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Christank1@reddit

And an egg you got, motherfucker

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ChaoticxSerenity@reddit

This reminds me of those fake eggs that were being sold in China a few years ago... Except they were like, meticulously made with a shell and everything, so I feel like they actually put way more effort into scamming than Dunkin did on this shit LOL

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ebk_errday@reddit

That'll be $24.99 - spins iPad around:

TIP OPTIONS: 25% // 30% // 35%

-Donate $1 to the World Children That Are Really Suffering Fund

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Correct-Award8182@reddit

And round up to help feed the Board of Directors

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Abtun@reddit

Found the speedway cashier too

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Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit

Mmmmm. Looks... tasty-ish. Well, no, but you can see it from here. Using these binoculars.

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TennisSilent881@reddit

People really eat from a window three times a day it’s wild.

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hivemind_disruptor@reddit

You know you live in a cyberpunk society when a pic of something in the real world doesnt have a single futuristic thing nor any of the aesthetics but still feels like it.

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pbqdpb@reddit

And you got blended avocado on a slice of sawdust with a microwaved egg

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volpusvulpes@reddit

I worked at dunks and one time someone at the drive through asked for their egg over easy and we all laughed at them

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asistolee@reddit

Their sweet pepper bacon wrap is so fucking good though

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Danthelmi@reddit

Wage slave making minimum working at a declining fast food chain restaurant, I demand you make me fresh eggs this instance.

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JupiterSolace@reddit

Joe Momma was wet and spongy

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lolascrowsfeet@reddit

I thought this was a picture of a knitted egg-sandwich

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emotionalshortyy@reddit

i used to work at DD and the eggs were frozen stacked on sheet pans!

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therealsix@reddit

You got what you asked for any you’re complaining? And you’re buying avocado toast at a Duncan Donut, what were you expecting?

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YetiWayne@reddit

Dunkin’s food looks and tastes 3D printed (other than their doughnuts)

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CoyoteGeneral926@reddit

Isn't that an egg on his avocado toast?

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MrGaber@reddit

Might be, might not be, either way that’s what he ordered and I hope he wasn’t expecting them to fry an egg in their toaster oven

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atlas_novus@reddit

My first job was at DD; the food is all frozen and a joke. I only go there for coffee now.

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MrGaber@reddit

I still work there and some motherfucker asked if we serve fish.

I’m thinking, “and if we did, you would EAT it?”

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creepyinkbby@reddit

Why does it look like a marshmallow

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AppropriateTouching@reddit

OP is a recently activated bit account.

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T_THuynh@reddit

McDonald's is one of the few fast food places that uses real non-processed egg (the round egg, not the square one). Other places blend egg with other ingredients and that's why some taste like egg foam.

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Kagura0609@reddit

Excuse me, did you say square egg? As in hard boiled egg or are we talking about omelette here?

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TheDevilishFrenchfry@reddit

As in their folded egg product. It's eggs that are cooked on a giant flat top steamer usually and packed and folded for shipping convenience and easier cutting and processing. They use a egg steamer/fryer machine for their single serve sandwiches though, if you see a yolk on the egg from mcdonalds it was cooked fresh

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ChoochieReturns@reddit

When I worked there in 2014-15 we used liquid egg in a rectangular silicone mold and steamed it on the flattop. Then you would just fold it over twice. It wasn't preformed at all. The egg on the McMuffin was cracked fresh into a round mold and done the same way.

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TheDevilishFrenchfry@reddit

I worker there a few years after and we did use liquid egg solution for a bit but I think they started ordering pre cooked bulk sheets soon after for the egg sheets

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Kagura0609@reddit

What the heck, I didn't know it was possible to do this much processing with a freaking egg. Thank you so much for explaining, learned something new today

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Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit

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Square egg

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dumbass_shroom@reddit

the square eggs are basically an omelette

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dallen@reddit

When I worked at Sonic we didn't even use the mix. We just got frozen square sheets of egg and warmed them up for the breakfast sandwiches.

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marihikari@reddit

does Burger King use real egg too?

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Machaeon@reddit

Yep. Hardees/Carl Jr uses an egg mix.

There have been times where that wasn't available, supply chain or something, and their standardized method of replicating that mix is basically just taking eggs, blending them, and watering down the result a certain percentage to get the "right" consistency.

No other preservatives or additives, but it's watered down egg at best.

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Danny960@reddit

Oh I would recognize Dunkin donuts sad eggs anywhere 😵‍💫

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scottwricketts@reddit

They're not bad when you can't see them.

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ironwolf6464@reddit

Not ashamed to say that I've had a couple of these while on road trips because DD's are the number one fast food joint around here and I wanted to eat something healthier than a glazed donut

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TheNewYellowZealot@reddit

Every time I see an egg like this it reminds me of the scene in clerks 2 where Randall is slicing the egg loaf at moobys

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KittiesRule1968@reddit

TF is that?

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weirdoimmunity@reddit

Are your hands broken? Make your own.

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scaper8@reddit

Let me introduce you to one of the wondrous horrors of modern science and society: the egg loaf.

They may be steam heating a slice of one of those bad boys, or it could just be the highly processed and stored eggs others have already mentioned.

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BowTrek@reddit

I don’t really object to this. I’d prefer it over the highly processed liquid egg whatever.

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OrdinarySuccess7986@reddit

kinda wish it was a fried egg. i mean they could have thrown some butter in the cup thingy. But I would gobble that shit down too

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Unusual_Score_6712@reddit

Did you get this at moobys

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ElfOverlord@reddit

this looks like an avocado toast you's get in a ps2 game

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Beautiful-Tap-5130@reddit

Hey corwin

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NextBigTing@reddit

Even without the egg this would belong here along with most other food from Dunkin

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Its-ok-to-hate-me@reddit

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frostysauce@reddit

The "avocado" looks even worse than the egg.

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MinimumSharp1823@reddit

And you got it. What’s the issue ?

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Spiceybrown@reddit

I really don't know what you expected here. It's DD. Their eggs are frozen, defrosted, then warmed in a toaster.

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Consistent_Impress33@reddit

Yeah that’s Dunkin for ya.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit

See …. This is why I don’t like eggs. Not only are you eating something that’s shoots right outa a chickens ass, but humans make it look like this. No thank you.

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