Is this the least funny 2x4u sub that has ever existed?
Posted by Lakuriqidites@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 91 comments

Posted by Lakuriqidites@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 91 comments
OhCanadeh@reddit
This is literally the elite using tropes created by the marginalised. It will never be funny becomes it's punching down.
Comcaded@reddit
Only victim countries can have culture, right…. ‘I’m a victim but at least we’re victims together and that makes me strong’, such a pussy mindset.
OhCanadeh@reddit
Yo dumbass, once you climb down from your colonialism tree, go make some friends
Comcaded@reddit
?
Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit
Came to check out the OG from the repost? :D You understand the concept of comedy and punching down?
Comcaded@reddit
Yea I was curious. And I don’t even see how it’s punching down on that sub Balkan countries aren’t talked about much, punching down where?
Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit
Look at the comments there. You are sitting on your high horses of elitism and colonial riches and making fun of as for being savages and poor. It would be funny if this isn't how people from over here are actually discriminated against in real life.
Comcaded@reddit
Dumbass, you're conflating the mindset of the elite westeners with the average popualtion, there is no 'colonial minset' anymore, its 2025.
OhCanadeh@reddit
Hilarious premise from a deeply clouded and deluded mind
Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit
Ohohoho. Ok. Go ask average British/Spanish/Dutch person what they think about Romanians, Albanians, Bulgarians...
HalayChekenKovboy@reddit
You've summarised it much better than I ever could, thank you. That's exactly the problem. It's funny to point and laugh at people whose lives suck when your own life also sucks and they can point and laugh at you back. But when some rich brat does it, it stops being funny.
YpogaTouArGrease@reddit
>it stops being funny
That's like, your opinion or something
OhCanadeh@reddit
I challenge you to go there and laugh
YpogaTouArGrease@reddit
Your wish,my command.
tremendabosta@reddit
Now I understand why r/2latinoforyou is special
negrote1000@reddit
The Mediterranean one is pure xenophobia and not the fun kind.
Sea_Square638@reddit
Most likely. They are unironically euro-supremacists and unironic nationalists
LettuceDrzgon@reddit
I don’t think they are nationalists the way Balkans are. Like, nobody in their right mind thinks Luxembourg is the cradle of civilization like Balkaners think of their countries. But they do non-ironically believe the entire region is superior to the rest of the world, and most don’t even realize until you point out their colonizer mentality and they start the mental gymnastics to justify it.
Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit
No, but you should go and see how they roasted this very sub and discussion there. They are west euro supremacist so very much.
LettuceDrzgon@reddit
Did they? They can barely roast anything, it’s just colonizer cringe.
Glittery_Marshmallow@reddit
exactly.
PotentialBat34@reddit
I remember my Albanian friend from college talking about some people inventing everything and Turks dilluted their DNA and I couldn't understand what the fuck she was yapping about, until I found out 2b4u.
Like all Balkaners, she is nowadays living in Western Europe.
Fumblerful-@reddit
Is there an Indian subcontinent version? Tamil nationalists have wacky claims like that
Lakuriqidites@reddit (OP)
There was the Asian one and most of them were Indians. They are insufferable to deal with online though.
DranzerKNC@reddit
Spot on.
samtheman0105@reddit
They just can’t be as based as us smh
kacergiliszta69@reddit
Fucking based lmao
Sea_Square638@reddit
Nope
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
Everyone copied the 2balkan4you subreddit. None will ever approach the greatness we had. Maybe a 2arab4you subreddit or 2MiddleEast4you subreddit can compete since their humor is quite blunt like ours. But their nationalist identity is relatively unified (Arabs don't roast each other or hate on each other quite like Balkans do). So that would hinder them.
even the replacement balkans_irl subreddit just isn't funny lmao. I feel like all the old users of 2balkans4you migrated to askbalkans to have semi-serious discussions.
Yapanomics@reddit
Saying this on askbalkans is diabolical levels of self glaze
gugfitufi@reddit
The Asians were so vile they got banned real quick.
I think racism is a bit like e-sports.
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
Central Asians or east Asians?
preparing4exams@reddit
Probably east Asians, central Asians are generally chill with each other.
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
Didn't Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan have a war like... Last year? 😅
preparing4exams@reddit
I mean sort of yes, but now the relationships have improved a lot. All border issues are sorted out, recently even the direct flights between the countries were reopened. It's not like we've been hating each other for hundreds of years, these conflicts are purely because of horrible borders created by the USSR (tbf no one expected them to be international borders when they were created back then). Yes, a year ago, amidst conflict most of Tajiks and Kyrgyz would say that they hate each other, but right now the general consensus in public is "let's just forget that, move on and live in peace".
Mental-Sky-7142@reddit
South Asians are definitely not chill with each other lol
Lakuriqidites@reddit (OP)
Yes 2 Middle East 4 you was not bad.
I was quite active in 2balkan4you and created some of the most upvoted Albanian ones ( I casually see some of them on Facebook being used when Albanians “Facebook Patriots” argue with Greek and Serbian “Facebook Patriots” lol )
Never bothered with balkansirl, it just doesn’t feel the same.
Vajdugaa@reddit
Now I am curious, which ones?
magicman9410@reddit
When did the sub get shut down? Man, I feel like I missed out on the golden era of our glorious peninsula. And every time I feel more sad, because someone mentions something epic about it.
Mrpreditor@reddit
A reddit head mod did not like the jokes that were made in the sub, calling it racist and hateful and banned it.Banned like that because she did not like the memes.
vbd71@reddit
too much wokeness kills the fun :(
fj0r1@reddit
I think 2021 or 2022. I was in university and my Turkish roommate and I would send each other 2b4u memes as soon as we woke up. Amazing times!
Burekenjoyer69@reddit
2caucus4you is pretty close that 2balkan was
Unable-Stay-6478@reddit
2couscous4you
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
Never checked it out but you're probably right.
BabylonianWeeb@reddit
There was r/2Middleast4u, but it got banned
nomebi@reddit
2visegrad4u is fun enough i think
DranzerKNC@reddit
I don’t know how it is now but visegrad admins used to only allow few posts in a day and it kill the entire mood.
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
Never checked it out. Regardless. They are in the Balkan orbit.
throwaboneinit@reddit
Tbf 2Brasil4you would be pretty rad, but r/ithadtobebrazil is a better description of Brazilian jingoism.
kallen-kozuki@reddit
I always felt Northern and Western Europe to be really bland and sanitized.
ThiCcPiPerLuL@reddit
2easterneuropean4u is quite funny, same schizo level as 2b4u
Discipline_Cautious1@reddit
Rule 1 for x4y subs: you never EVER take your own country flair.
Rule 2 for x4y subs: you never defend your country. You get in on the bashing bandwagon.
Rule 3 for x4y subs: alwys pretend you are offended when somone is bashing the country you took flair from.
MaiZa01@reddit
damn didnt know
JazzlikeAsk8039@reddit
Greece is included in there 🔥
YabanArisi@reddit
Proud greek moment lol
babybabayyy@reddit
Nah the American one is even worse. All of them copied the og Balkan one anyway lol
SnooBunnies9198@reddit
yall clearly havent been to 2meddeterrenian4you and it shows
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
is the balkans one actually the OG one? I'm not sure. I know for sure it was the funniest one but idk if it was the original one in terms of geographical regions.
faramaobscena@reddit
Yes, it was the first 2smth4u sub
LettuceDrzgon@reddit
When Balkans had 2x4u subs, everyone else was still on trees eating bananas.
Lakuriqidites@reddit (OP)
I didn’t even know they have one.
FearIessredditor@reddit
I don't know man, those ironic ultranationalist memes about Luxembourg do hit hard
GoHardLive@reddit
Half the jokes there are about cuisines and food
LettuceDrzgon@reddit
I realized they are some of the least funny people on earth when I made a post on r/mapporncirclejerk that bantered them and 99% of their responses were stale Greek debt jokes from 2012. And they all thought they cooked.
saddinosour@reddit
They just can’t handle shit. Reminds me of when I was in highschool, I was a dark Greek kid at an anglo school here in Australia. People used to say all sorts of stuff to me. One day I was bored and told all the people at my table that “everyone with blue eyes is actually genetically disposed to xyz” I can’t remember what it was but it was offensive and ridiculous and they were all freaking out 😭 I let them suffer for like 10 minutes before I broke it to them that I was just making shit up
LettuceDrzgon@reddit
You shouldn’t have told them you made it up lmao. And it’s always the same stuff: debt, dark, hairy. I love the hairy jokes in particular because they always come from some Anglo or German who can grow 10 chin hairs while I had a full beard at 15. I can tell Barry and Günther are jealous.
Selimyldrm0@reddit
and also how small the med ppl's height is
kerobob@reddit
Yeah, it's not even bad.
Slayje@reddit
Flattering you care enough about us to make a post <3
utkubaba9581@reddit
Western European “Ultranationalist”
Yeah, just bunch of wannabes. They haven’t heard a gunshot since 1945 😂
notnotnotnotgolifa@reddit
Isnt like half your population there
utkubaba9581@reddit
Let’s see (430,000/85,000,000)x100=0.5058 So about 0.51% of our population lives in the Netherlands 😊
notnotnotnotgolifa@reddit
It is actually around 10-7 million including descendants in Western Europe which would be about 10%.
But you should perhaps be a bit less butt hurt and less triggered by all types of jokes.
utkubaba9581@reddit
So triggered rn I’m shaking
notnotnotnotgolifa@reddit
Okay
lam469@reddit
Boom
djolepop@reddit
Oh they hear gunshots every night bro
Divisive_Ass@reddit
Safe edgy garbage
VortexOfPandemonium@reddit
LARPers trying to be funny
ImNagatoPain@reddit
Nothing good comes out of West except freaky pornograohy these days...
lam469@reddit
Thats because all the shit people keep pouring in
Bondead@reddit
They don't have the rot, they can't be funny. Simple as.
dcdemirarslan@reddit
No Turks no fun, prove me wrong.
kerobob@reddit
Balkan one is the cringiest in my opinion. That 2western sub is not even that bad.
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
you realize it was cringey on purpose right? like ironically cringey.
kerobob@reddit
Yes, but it's more cringy than that 2western sub. Was fun reading it for like a week when it was still new and before it was banned, but now it's just shit.
Stelist_Knicks@reddit
The fact that every other sub copied our humor and the memes from it went viral is proof enough tbh. I agree the new subs aren't good though. The treasure is in the old, banned sub.
I agree it was cringey. But if you looked into the memes as people making fun of their ultra nationalists. It was pretty funny. I was never an active user in the sub. But I did enjoy sending the memes to my gc
Austro_bugar@reddit
GET OUT
Austro_bugar@reddit
Get the fuck out
Candid_Education_864@reddit
"its like literally called sauerkraufhochkruzt but in stoopid holland they call it hoofderpdoorpidorp amirite? XDXD"
/Hardcode, bannworthy western european slander