What was some of the crazy crap your teachers got away with when you were a kid?

Posted by BeerCooker_321@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 1153 comments

So, my daughter is halfway through college and studying to be a grade schoolteacher. The conversation worked its way to the teachers I had in the 70's and 80's and some of the things they did and how crazy it was by today's standards. As we were talking about it, several incidences came to mind.

My high school PE teacher was a unit of a human being and played college football. The dude had a cannon for an arm and you can probably guess where this is going; he loved dodge ball. My buddy and I both played baseball and had good arms so we tended to be on the opposite team from our teacher. One particular game saw us pitted against our teacher when my buddy was hiding behind me as our teacher wound up with one of those red rubber stinging balls from hell and let loose. I ducked just in time but my buddy got blasted in the face and knocked ass over tea kettle. Black eye, bloody nose and a face that looked like he was in a bar fight. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

Second example and same teacher. The same friend was having a friendly "argument" with said teacher at his desk, as I was observing he grabbed my buddy's hand and stapled the web between the thumb and forefinger completely for shits and giggles.

Lastly, we had a hot freshman English teacher who liked senior boys. No shits were given. She moved to another school before I made it to senior year.

Looking forward to your stories!

Cheers!