What was some of the crazy crap your teachers got away with when you were a kid?
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So, my daughter is halfway through college and studying to be a grade schoolteacher. The conversation worked its way to the teachers I had in the 70's and 80's and some of the things they did and how crazy it was by today's standards. As we were talking about it, several incidences came to mind.
My high school PE teacher was a unit of a human being and played college football. The dude had a cannon for an arm and you can probably guess where this is going; he loved dodge ball. My buddy and I both played baseball and had good arms so we tended to be on the opposite team from our teacher. One particular game saw us pitted against our teacher when my buddy was hiding behind me as our teacher wound up with one of those red rubber stinging balls from hell and let loose. I ducked just in time but my buddy got blasted in the face and knocked ass over tea kettle. Black eye, bloody nose and a face that looked like he was in a bar fight. Everyone thought it was hilarious.
Second example and same teacher. The same friend was having a friendly "argument" with said teacher at his desk, as I was observing he grabbed my buddy's hand and stapled the web between the thumb and forefinger completely for shits and giggles.
Lastly, we had a hot freshman English teacher who liked senior boys. No shits were given. She moved to another school before I made it to senior year.
Looking forward to your stories!
Cheers!
Stonegen70@reddit
Had a teacher in 5th grade push us and our desks onto the floor, like a whole row because he got pissed.
Superb_Yak7074@reddit
Boomer here. First grade teacher used to break the class up into reading groups. Was sitting working on a workbook page while another group was up front when the teacher started yelling at one of the boys in the group. She jumped yo her feet, picked him up by one arm and hurled him onto his desk. I was in shock the rest of the day. Paddling was commonplace throughout elementary school (one boy in my graduating class got a paddling every single day in fifth grade) but the violence I saw that day was thankfully never repeated.
curkington@reddit
Dude, you know Mr Leach was justified Timmy was a little shit!
Next-Summer6979@reddit
My 8th grade English teacher would make all the girls take turns sitting on his lap. I even have a picture of me sitting on his lap on the last day of school.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
I had a teacher hostage tie me to a chair with duct tape, gag me and shove me in a dark closet for several hours.
There was the teacher who bear hugged me til I nearly passed out.
There was the one who would beat your open palm with a ruler she called her "candy stick."
There was the one who made me stand in a corner behind a hanging drawing paper all day.
There was the gym teacher who thought I wasn't trying hard enough so he threw a basketball into my face
There was that one who, when I worked really hard to make the honor roll and actually had the grades to so it didn't submit my name. When I asked why she said "You've always been a screwup. You don't deserve it."
I didn't have a good time in school
baronesslucy@reddit
Sadly, they did these things because they could. Now imagine if these teachers did this to another teacher, the principle, someone on the school staff or a parent. What do you think would be the outcome for them. The outcome for them wouldn't be good.
There was a video that came out back in the early 1980's. Don't know where in the US it happened. Think that this was a high school coach but it could have a college coach. Someone put an hidden camera in a room. There were at least 10 or 15 football players lined up. The coach started yelling at the players. Wasn't really clear why he was yelling at them. Then he went up to each one of them, cussing at them, slapping and physically assaulting them and he went down the line. A few of the players punched him in the arm. There were some African American players who he called the n-word. Apparently the coach did this to the players quite frequently and this had been going on for quite some time.. He got away with this because he was the football coach.
Now imagine if this guy went to a local bar and targeted a couple of guys at the bar and tried to do a similar thing. Yelling at them, cussing them out and then physically assaulting them. Do you think he would have gotten passed the second or third guy before he was punched or knocked out? He would have been beaten up and probably knocked out.
At the time I remember my grandmother saying that this Coach was a horrible and terrible example to these young men as he was teaching them if you have more power over someone, then you do whatever you want and it's okay to do this, especially if you are a football coach. Don't know if this coach was ever disciplined
LoudMind967@reddit
Catholic school?
SausageSmuggler21@reddit
Hahah... That was gonna be my question too! The only reason I think it wasn't is because there aren't any mentions of kneeling on rice or holding out bibles in Jesus' Last Pose.
Guilty-Pen1152@reddit
I had to kneel on rice for basically the whole class period more than a couple times.
Away-Quantity928@reddit
I’ve never heard of the kneeling on rice torture technique, does it just become uncomfortable af after a while?
Guilty-Pen1152@reddit
Oh and add that your knees were bare. God forbid you knelt on top of your uniform.
Guilty-Pen1152@reddit
Yes. Common Catholic school in the 70s thing.
Now I think most of those nuns were forced into teaching by their order and that most of them never wanted to teach. 🤷🏻♀️
LogicalStomach@reddit
For us it was split peas. That, and the teachers didn't give a shit when certain kids (who weren't rich or Roman Catholic) got the shit beaten and kicked out of them during recess. Recess was like Lord of the Flies.
I was well behaved and studious. Luckily I only got massive abdominal bruises a few times, and had my winter coats stolen. I hid during recess as much as possible.
Guilty-Pen1152@reddit
I was well behaved and studious as well. One of the times I had to kneel on rice was bc I wore clear nail polish only to keep my nails strong. Sister Mary Bernard called me a whore for wearing clear nail polish in 8th grade.
LogicalStomach@reddit
Good times. I remember the nail polish to whore pipeline, and the makeup of any kind to whore pipeline.
I asked a sister what a whore was and got in a lot of trouble for that. I could better avoid becoming something if I knew what it was!
Beneficial-Mouse899@reddit
Catholic school was brutal back then lol... ugh holding those bibles up...standing up front facing the class....getting smacked with a ruler if your hands dropped
vomputer@reddit
I went to public school and recognize these having happened to me or someone I knew.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
You'd think but no. Public school in the south in the 80's.
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
Ah, Southern Baptist school then
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
lol, pretty much, kind of nailed it.
sjmiv@reddit
My parents sent me to a catholic school because they thought it would straighten me out. Turns out it was waay worse than our public school
Anxious_Public_5409@reddit
I have heard this! I knew a girl who went to a private all girls catholic school and they were all decked out in their Tiffany jewelry and doing rails of blow off the back of the toilet in the bathroom
DirgoHoopEarrings@reddit
Have you considered writing a book?
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
I never really thought about it, honeslty. Don't know of my life was all that interesting otherwise.
DirgoHoopEarrings@reddit
Yeah, but to come back and be able to have an "uninteresting" life after that is remarkable!
The story is what got you through.
1questions@reddit
Did you just think you were a bad kid? Or did you realize the adults were wrong? What did your parents think about things or did you even tell them?
Amazing-Butterfly-65@reddit
I believed that I was
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
I never told me my mom how bad things were. She knew the school was fucked and run like a prison (I mean that literally, I could tell you stories, oh my) but we were poor and better schools weren't an option.
Me, I didn't really know. This was just kind of how it was and I didn't know any different. I guess I thought all schools were like this. I saw different stuff in tv and movies but just like anything on tv you assume it wasn't real. It was a lot closer to normal than what I had.
But I also had dyslexia, something a nice teacher finally figured out around the time I got to 7th grade. I also had dyscalculia, something didn't even really have a name back then so I just had teachers call me stupid and write me off. I'd try, they'd look at me like I was stupid and dismiss me, so I just kind of slacked off. But that one year, I wanted my mom to get that bumper sticker, the "My kid is on the honor roll" sticker, you know? She'd pick me up from school and all these other kids would have trophies or awards or those bumper stickers and I had nothing. I never brought home jack. And it dawned on me that even my mom must think something is wrong with me. So I tried, I tried really hard, I remember getting headaches, physical pain, nightmares, it was all so hard and the teachers didn't believe me, having those learning impairments and not knowing it, not understanding it I'd have to work so hard at everything and it had all those physical side effects, my hand and arm ached and had muscle spams because I tried to hard to make my handwriting better. It was an absolutely excruciating few months but I did it, I got the grades. And when they read off those honor roll kids, I kept waiting to hear my name and it wasn't there. When she told me why...I just realized I'll never win, I'll never get ahead in anything, all the hard work, all the effort, all the pain and struggle, it was for nothing. Because of who I am. I never bothered again. I did just enough not to fail the rest of my time in school. From that day til the day I left. That was the 4th grade.
There was so much other shit I suffered through in school that it wasn't until a few years ago I realized I have CPTSD from the whole thing. I've often thought it's a very good thing I live on the other side of the country from where I grew up because if I was still there I'd be in prison for arson because I would have burned my old schools to the ground by now.
CUNextTwosday@reddit
My heart is broke for you. My child has a lot of the same struggles and I try so hard to advocate for him and be there for him. His experience in school in current times is similar and he still has a lot of trauma from crap that’s happened. I wish I could take it all away from you and from him. I know that he will persevere bc these struggles have made him resilient and strong but I wish he could just have a happy and stress free childhood school experience.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
At least people understand now. I know there's no escaping that kids and probably some adults are going to still be dicks but having a reason why things don't make sense, knowing and understanding that I think it has to help. Him knowing he's not just stupid like I thought I was, I believe that will help.
CUNextTwosday@reddit
He’s actually incredibly smart so that’s part of his struggles. He’s had a hard time in his own mind wondering why his abilities don’t line up with his intelligence. It’s definitely making him a stronger person.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
I know the feeling. Despite my dyslexia I was a pretty advanced reader, it was my mom helping me from a the time I was a very little kid. She discovered along the way before I was born that my father was barely literate, she didn't know what the deal was but later suspected it was dyselxia or something like it so she was worried I'd have the same issues so she read to me, helped me read, I got good at it and loved to read. I remember even as a kid thinkign there were things I knew some of these teachers didn't know. So I had that same struggle, how am I so stupid if I know these things, why can't I do these other simple things? It really screws with your head, lot of internal conflict. But again, the fact these disorders are better understood now should be a source of comfort, now you can recognize why there's the disconnect. It's still annoying and upsetting because you can know things but not do things. Still, like GI Joe told us back in the day, knowing is half the battle.
Inattendue@reddit
JFC, I am so sorry. If I’d been your Mom, I would’ve helped you burn down the fucking school.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
My mom was 100% on my side always, no matter what. Anytime the school or teachers tried to get up my ass to the point that they sent home a letter or something she sent it back with a clear FU to them. In the 9th grade, about three or four months into the school year, I got jumped in the hall, three kids dislocated my shoulder, took my shoes, jacket, what little money I had and left my lying there concussed. In the hospital I told her "I'm not going back." She didn't give me a big speech about staying in school or any of that, she just said "ok. I think it's time we finally move to California." And we did.
Inattendue@reddit
I’m so glad your Mom had your back. That’s so important. As evidenced here, so many of our parents didn’t.
1questions@reddit
I’m so sorry. That’s awful. I wish every kid could have a happy childhood.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
As fucked up as all that was and as dirt poor as we were, outside of school when it was me and my mom or my friends, it was happy. I mean, we had nothing, like trailer park on the muddy outskirts of town kind of nothing, so we didn't know what we were missing in life. My friend and I, one of our favorite games was tossing an empty 2 liter soda bottle over the house and the other person had to try and run to catch it before it hit the ground. lol...but that was fun for us. We were happy playing that sad ass white trash soda bottle game, lol. We didn't know better. School was like a fucking gulag but home, home was nothing but good memories. I mean, you could look back and say that was harsh too since we didn't always have money for food or heat in the winter, sleeping in winter coats and stocking caps so we didn't freeze to death but I didn't realize that wasn't normal. It didn't feel bad to me. I had a mother that loved me, I had a friend who is still my best friend to this day. It was a simple existence but it was happy.
1questions@reddit
I’m glad at least home made you happy.
Windholm@reddit
I am so, so, SO sorry. There is absolutely nothing else I can add that will make even a bit of difference, so I’ll just say it again: I am so, so sorry.
It’s a good thing you were as strong as you are. I’m sorry you needed to be. 💙💙💙💙💙
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
You don't know what you don't know. That was just life.
Bellabird42@reddit
I’m just really sad for little kid you. Giving you a virtual great big hug
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
The really awful thing is I'm sure there were kids who had it worse.
mojojomama@reddit
I think we’re not only the FAFO generation but the CPTSD generation, too. Bless your sweet soul.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
lol, we found out the hard way, I guess.
rundabrun@reddit
This stuff doesn't surprise me at all. I was brutally bullied by a pre algebra math teacher. Needless to say, I never advanced in math after that.
Hell8Church@reddit
Math is still my nemesis. My geometry teacher, Mr. Harmon, was a straight dick and so boring. I barely passed with a D, luckily they introduced consumer math the next year so I could graduate. I was terrible in school because most teachers didn’t give af if you didn’t excel on your own naturally.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
Yeah, there was a lot of things I never pursued or bothered with because teachers just soured me on the whole process.
ExternalLiterature76@reddit
I'm so sorry this happened to you. No one deserves that shit.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
Yeah. The really fucked thing is that I just assumed that was normal.
hickorynut60@reddit
Biology trencher who would burn farts on his desk. 😂 he was cool. I had some horrendous teachers that I’m not going to talk about. When I was in high school the principal married one student after she graduated, they’d been “daring for a couple of years. We’d see them parked in a cotton field. The head coach married another girl and the assistant principal married another. I went to public schools and they were all from the white flight private school.
kellyinwanderland@reddit
One of our football coaches married a girl one grade above me. They got married when she graduated and turned 18. They too had been dating since they met when she was in 8th grade. 🤮
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
It was the worst kept secret in the school that my 9th grade science teacher was sleeping with one of the girls in class. She'd call him by his first name and...yeah, it was creepy as fuck.
In a case of "that escalated at a reasonably predictable pace" she was an addict, working at a strip club and turning tricks fresh out of high school.
Outrageous-Hawk4807@reddit
Our JR high gym teacher. We’d play dodge ball. If you leaned against the wall and talked to your friend rather than trying to get he would whip a ball at you.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
His name wasn't Mr. Breon, was it? That was my gym teacher.
Oriencor@reddit
You win. 😭
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
Yay! I knew it would pay off eventually!
XxThrowaway987xX@reddit
Jesus H Christ. That’s all horrible.
WilliamMcCarty@reddit
That was just the teachers.
Cranks_No_Start@reddit
Sister Mary Stigmata and her yard stick have entered the chat.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
Holy crap. This is why I homeschool
Jew-zilla@reddit
I’m a teacher and I’m horrified that happened to you. I’m so sorry.
marla-M@reddit
My high school biology teacher forced us each to hold a snake and tarantula. Literally held my hand on my desk to make me let the spider crawl on me. My parents reported him. A few years later he became principal so….no repercussions
baronesslucy@reddit
I remember when I was in school that there were a couple of teachers at other schools in the district that were criticized for insisting that their kids not get certain teachers. They knew a bad teacher when they saw one or heard one. This was to protect their kids against these teachers. I remember overheard a teacher in middle school talk about her daughter who had the misfortune of getting a teacher who didn't like her mom. The teacher had a son who had problems and this teacher had him in her class. He gave her problems. She hoped her daughter wouldn't get the teacher but she did and now the teacher was giving her daughter a hard time. I don't how this resolved itself but she didn't want her daughter to be the teacher's class for a good reason.
There were at least two teachers that I knew in elementary school that were teachers you didn't want to get. Third grade was miserable for me. Teacher hated me from day one. Verbally bullied me and encouraged others to do so. I was put in the corner for talking or told to stand outside for something minor. My mom had a friend who was a teacher at another school but had come to the school to help out another teacher who was on medical leave. She found out what was going on and told my mom about this. This stopped rather quickly as I was put with the regular class. The sad thing was this teacher found an excuse to target me or to use me as an example. I threw up every day before I went to school.
Thankfully, this teacher wasn't someone who used a paddle because I strongly believe if she believed in using a paddle that I would have been hit with it a lot. My mom didn't believe in using a paddle or belt for punishment, so woe to anyone who used it on me. I never was paddled.
My mom later told me when she had a parent teacher conference with this teacher that this teacher was one of the coldest individuals in a classroom that she'd ever encountered. Not someone suitable to be teaching. She could just tell by talking to her.
I remember in the next grade seeing a teacher target a classmate. He got in trouble all the time and was paddled quite frequently for things that other kids did. Usually this was minor stuff. These kids rarely got the paddle for these things but he did all the time. It made me sick to see this kid suffer.
In 6th grade there was a possibility that I might get my 3rd grade teacher as she now taught 6th grade. I remember throwing up the first day of school just thinking about that possibility. Thankfully, this didn't happen. If this happened, my mom would have insisted that I get another teacher. If the school refused to comply with my mother's wishes, she would have taken me out of the school to protect me from a year of hell which it would have been. I suffered enough in 3rd grade.
The other teacher taught in the school (I didn't get this teacher) and stuff that this teacher did would have gotten him in very hot water today. He took some home movies of the class and zeroed in on the girls in his class in a way that was very inappropriate and also he said things to the girls that were inappropriate. This was reported but nothing was done about it. Today this would have gotten him fired and he would have been investigated by police for inappropriate conduct.
In the school that I attended ,the coaches taught health driver's ed and history. One of them was rather strict and somewhat gruff, but the others were nice (don't remember any of them using a paddle on anyone or assaulting anyone in the school). The principle did the paddling and I don't remember anything getting out of control or hand.
I do remember hearing about one coach who was involved with a student, left his wife and later married her after she had graduated from high school. He got away with this but there was a counselor who had sex with a student and got her pregnant a couple of years later. He was fired but wasn't criminally charged as the student was of legal age. This guy also had his teaching license revoked.
Ok-Kick4060@reddit
Our amazing 3rd grade teacher went on maternity leave, and was replaced by a chain-smoking harridan who’d been demoted from the high school. She had zero patience and a hair-trigger temper, so some school board genius thought to give her the hyperactive class of 8-year-olds. I spent most of 3rd grade locked in the storage closet.
baronesslucy@reddit
Sad but true. A teacher who couldn't function in a regular classroom was often put in special ed. They didn't really want to fire the teacher but they knew that they couldn't put the person in a regular classroom as they kept having issues.
spottymax@reddit
First grade in the 70s at a private Baptist school. One student the teacher just did not like. Looking back now, I'm pretty sure he was on the spectrum, but that was years before that was a thing. She openly mocked how badly he did in the class, some of his "nervous tics". He got in "trouble" almost every day (nervous tics) and was sent to the principal's office to be paddled.
Fortunately for myself, I left that school after that year, but have wondered for almost 50 years what happened to him.
baronesslucy@reddit
Sadly back then this is how they dealt with students who had autism or who were on the spectrum.
ShortySmooth@reddit
My first grade teacher at a public school in Fayetteville, NC, did the same thing to a boy in my class. His name was Jerry, and he was my friend. She would spank the crap out of him, scream at him for hurting her hand, and then send him to the office to be paddled there. It was horrible.
What upset me the most was when he brought a bowl of cereal (Raisin Bran) with him to school, it was his lunch that day. He had poured milk in it and covered it with Saran Wrap, so I think it would have been okay. Well. She took it from him, laughed and yelled at him until he cried, and then sent him to the office. I remember sharing my lunch with him, and telling my mom what happened. She, being the horrible person she was/is, yelled at me for sharing/wasting food, asked me if he was my BOYFRIEND, called me a really horrible name (it starts with n - lover, my friend was black) and sent me to my room.
I just remember crying and being so scared of my dad coming home. I must have fallen asleep, I don’t remember anything else.
I’m so glad I haven’t spoken to her in over 10 years. And I really, really hope Jerry has had a happier life.
LyingInPonds@reddit
Hey, neighbor! I grew up about an hour north of you. I hope Jerry’s had a better life, too.
WimpyZombie@reddit
I assume your mother is a good Christian woman?
ShortySmooth@reddit
My mother was always a “good” Catholic racist. She’s the main reason I stopped participating in any religion, and others have shown me that I was right to not raise my daughter in any religion. We explore and talk about them, and it’s up to her to choose; I prefer to remain unaffiliated.
mcquainll@reddit
Thank you for being kind to Jerry 😢
ShortySmooth@reddit
He was my friend. We sat next to each other and I remember laughing with him.
Ok-Sprinklez@reddit
Gosh, I sure hope so too. Hoping the same for you
ShortySmooth@reddit
Thank you. ❤️ It’s been pretty good so far.
Haunting-Prior-NaN@reddit
Nervous tic? That’s a paddling
Fluid-Bet6223@reddit
Funny you say that because I was just telling my wife about how my third grade teacher (1980 around) always battled with this one boy, who in hindsight had all the signs of autism, but it wasn’t a thing then. He was always in trouble, and he battled back against her just as hard as she went after him.
Rhiannon8404@reddit
Also private Baptist school in the 70s. This absolutely tracks. Some of our teachers had no qualms at all about spanking us in front of the rest of the class.
As a chatty little girl, I literally cannot count the times I was paddled at school. By 5th grade, I just had to write lines, like "I will not talk in class" 500 times. I would rather have been paddled. It took less time, and you get used to the pain by that age.
ReadRightRed99@reddit
Santa_always_knows@reddit
I went to a private Baptist school for 2 years when I was a young kid (35+ yrs ago). Some of my worst memories from school as a kid. Got myself a paddlin’ I’ll never forget. But I stand by shoving that girl to the ground…she WAS a brat!
Natural-Young4730@reddit
This makes me so sad. I hope that kid ended up ok and that teacher burns in hell!
mcache01@reddit
Paddling students and drinking on the job are two that come to mind
Weak_Radish966@reddit
Yep. In 7th grade, we had a teacher whom like everyone knew was drinking on the job. He'd drink Irish coffee out of a big Thermos all day long. Super huge red nose, stank breath, terrible temper.
mrtoad47@reddit
Smoking too. They were supposed to go to the teachers lounge for that but some didn’t.
KtinaDoc@reddit
My chorus teacher, who I adored, smoked at the piano during class.
Competitive-Fact-820@reddit
We had a chemistry teacher, Mr Crisp, that chain smoked all through lessons. Regularly lit his cigarette from a Bunsen Burner and discarded a smoked one in the Acid sink.
Same guy who taught a bunch of moderately insane 17 year olds how to make a bomb then left us alone in the lab. The inevitable happened and said fertiliser based explosive device was constructed on a very small scale and placed in to the acid sink (huge enamelled stone job), lit it and retired to a safe distance. It worked, destroyed the sink and set the ceiling tiles on fire. Strangely there were no repercussions for those of us involved and I'm not entirely sure there were any for him either.
Then again one of the other Chemistry teachers, Mr Blackburn, showered the front of his class in glass when he dropped wayyy too much sodium in a beaker of water, that also set the ceiling tiles on fire. Next lesson he lit magnesium tape without just cutting a small section off and holding it in forceps so the whole roll went up and the bench with it.
FrancinetheP@reddit
Cannot stop laughing at this.
Ornery-Young-8864@reddit
Cool cool
Chestnut-Stoat@reddit
OHhhghh our school office REEKED of pipe smoke and the odor spilled into the halls ...
KtinaDoc@reddit
I had a few teachers that had a bottle stashed in their desks
maudthings21@reddit
A group of us were paddled in 4th grade for play fighting on recess. The guy said “brace yourself, I don’t want to knock you through the wall.”
iwantanalias@reddit
I remember a 6th-grade classmate making a teacher cry. She was the nicest person in the world but my classmate was a PIA. The teacher got the football coach across the hall to do the paddling. Our classrooms had 3/4 cinderblock walls and the last 1/4 were clear glass windows so we saw the arc of the paddle every time it went up.
Let me tell you, the sight of that paddle scared some kids straight and no one gave that teacher any problems for the rest of the year.
Elegant-View9886@reddit
I had to drink a cup of dishwashing liquid for swearing in class when I was in grade 6 (11 yo) in 1981
ReadRightRed99@reddit
Why not both?
tchrbrian@reddit
“ the ole board of education “
Ancient-Sink5239@reddit
The Girl Scouts came to our class and talked to us about joining the Brownies and I was so excited. I took my paperwork home and my dad filled it and when I brought it back to school the teacher ripped it in half and said girls without mothers didn’t deserve to be in the Girl Scouts. I was too embarrassed and ashamed to say anything for a long time.
GidimXul@reddit
That is horrible. I can empathize. My second grade teacher stood me in front of the class and conducted a vote about who liked me and who didn't. Destroyed seven year old me.
MostMoistGranola@reddit
Wow I’m so sorry
thatotterone@reddit
oooh we can be Not Scout buddies. The same thing happened to me with the Girl Scouts coming to our class. My mom filled out the paperwork but I didn't get in. Later, I found out that it was because she didn't make enough money to join their troop. They refused my application? I kind of wonder if it was the solo parent issue, too..but either way, it sucked. (particularly on the days when all the scouts were encouraged to wear their uniforms to class.)
HaplessReader1988@reddit
That is so wrong. I remember a fundraiser to help troops in a nearby low-income community cover costs to expand membership. Maybe my area was less classist/racist than I think.
thatotterone@reddit
it was definitely classist not racist this time. We were renting a house from a family friend in Huntington Beach, CA. Even back then, these were very wealthy people.
See, the problem was, I wasn't in a low income area. I was smack in the middle of them.
I didn't lose out entirely. I had a not great babysitter after school. She swapped that to an after school YMCA program. I'd get picked up at the school and join other kids at rec centers and playgrounds and at least once a week we'd do something really cool like the beach or fishing off the pier. We went camping, too. So, I think I did fine. But I have to admit, I'll always hold a bit of Ick in my heart for GSA because of how arbitrary it can be depending on which parents are in charge. I'll be the first to admit it grew up to ick from childhood jealousy, though.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Former Girl Scout angered on your behalf-- you're exactly who needed it most. What did she think that your motherless status was going to be contagious‽
Ancient-Sink5239@reddit
The first and second grade teachers were horrible to me. They hated that I was being raised by a single dad and they disliked me because of it and told me as much several times. My grandma and aunts were heavily involved but that wasn’t good enough for them, it was still apparently inappropriate and too scandalous for the early 80’s. I moved to a new school later and the teacher was really protective over me.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
I'm with that new teacher. Good for your dad, gramma and aunties!
LudaKrisG@reddit
Damn. Of all the stories I’ve read in this thread, this one hurt the most. I am so sorry this happened to you.
MetalTrek1@reddit
Especially since the Girl Scouts are now pretty well known for being accepting of all different types of people, including the LGBT community. My kid came out after being a member of the Girl Scouts, but they still talk fondly of the time they spent as part of it. I guess it also doesn't hurt that my kid crushed it with cookie sales, thanks to my family clearing out their inventory (unlike my ex-wife's cheapskate family, but that's another story 🙂).
LudaKrisG@reddit
Oh, this isn’t about the Girl Scouts rejecting her! It’s about a rotten teacher denying her the opportunity to even BE a Girl Scout
MetalTrek1@reddit
Oh I get that. I was just saying it's fucked up because the Scouts themselves would welcome her, just like they welcomed my kid.
LudaKrisG@reddit
I was a Cadette! Then I discovered boys 😆😆🤷♀️
Ancient-Sink5239@reddit
Thanks. I also threw up on her feet later in the year while I was begging for permission to use the bathroom and she chose to lecture me instead. Whoops. 😅
LudaKrisG@reddit
This one makes me happy. I cannot stand when teachers don’t let a child use the restroom. Sorry about your Mom. Bet she was proud when you vomited on that damned teacher.
Debbie_Dexter@reddit
A teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom once. She'd decided enough kids had used the bathroom that day. So I peed on my seat. I don't remember being embarrassed, just angry.
jruss666@reddit
Same thing happened to me. Found one of my classmates talking about it on Facebook forty years later. I was not kind in the comments.
ogbellaluna@reddit
as a parent, i won’t tolerate this - teachers don’t get to dictate bodily functions.
Debbie_Dexter@reddit
A teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom once. She'd decided enough kids had used the bathroom that day. So I peed on my seat. I don't remember being embarrassed, just angry.
cfo6@reddit
I hope she felt vomit squish between her toes all day.
God
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
Ah, so karma stepped in. That’s good.
Anxious_Public_5409@reddit
Seriously!!!!!
Retinoid634@reddit
Oh my god.
Petulant-Bidet@reddit
That's horrible. I'm so sorry. What an evil person she must have been.
I bet your dad raised an awesome daughter.
RidiculousSucculent@reddit
What.The.F$@k????
jkki1999@reddit
What a bitch.
Independent-Dark-955@reddit
Dang. Girls without mothers could totally benefit from Girl Scout.
bkcarr87@reddit
Early 80’s - junior high school grades 7-9, as part of Spirit Week, there was a yearly “Slave Day” auction where kids got auctioned off to highest bidding students, and then had to carry books for the winners or other tasks. Whole thing was put on by staff and was a fundraiser for the classes.
Not kidding even a little bit.
SunshineandH2O@reddit
Yep, same at the southern high school I attended after moving down from the north. Surreal.
daniel940@reddit
We had Halloween dance auctions, where they would auction off the cheerleaders to raise money. Not slaves, but still pretty cringey by today's standards.
thatotterone@reddit
yup, 80s high school. same. but they called it date auction. but the result was the same. carry books and such
Ready_Broccoli8512@reddit
SAME! I forgot all about it until I just read this. Holy shit. How was this ever considered acceptable? Even in the late 80’s early 90’s?? Oh wait-I grew up in the south. Asked and answered.
WinterMedical@reddit
Us too. Sophomore slave day. Late 80s. No one batted an eye.
Own-Capital-5995@reddit
That is horrific and believable.
Breklin76@reddit
My teacher made a racist epithet towards Mexicans because I was very tan after summer break.
EntertainmentOwn6907@reddit
We used to have joke time in 5th grade and telling Polock jokes was completely fine.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
What the hell?!
Breklin76@reddit
Yeah. She said I was being lazy about something. Then something like, “you’re Mexican, aren’t you?”
I said, “No. I just got back from summer vacation and I get very tan.” Told my mom. She called in and ripped the school a new asshole. Not sure if it was because of the racial slur or if she was insulted that the teacher thought I was Mexican. It was 2nd grade, I believe.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
Wow!
EntertainmentOwn6907@reddit
My second grade teacher taped my mouth shut and I had to go to Gym class outside like that.
KtinaDoc@reddit
Kindergarten teacher who I now hope is rotting in hell wouldn't let us go to the bathroom. I can't tell you how many kids peed their pants on a regular basis. She would then yell at them.
She also put a kid in the garbage can because he forgot his tissue.
LiquidSnakeLi@reddit
Physics teacher put on “From Dawn to Dusk” on the tv for class instead of teaching class.
stilldeb@reddit
Hitting a kid over the head with a yardstick and breaking it in half.
Retsameniw13@reddit
One of my sixth grade teachers smacked a kid in a wheelchair in the face and bloodied his nose. He got in trouble. She didn’t. He put a small thumbtack on her chair and she flipped out. This was 1978 or 79.
chechnyah0merdrive@reddit
In kindergarten (1989), kid getting tape put over his mouth. I heard rumors of a nun that used to hang kids over the trash cans by their ankles. In eighth grade my teacher was a lay clothed nun who said the greatest thing ever:
My buddy was getting made fun of, at the time accused of being a lesbian was the worst. Nun heard about it, had a class sit-down and very firmly told us that there's nothing wrong with being gay.
"GAY PEOPLE ARE VERY CLEAN. THEY DRESS NEATLY."
I never forgot that.
Luluducgirl@reddit
Sweetie- if you were in kindergarten in 1989, you’re not a Gen-Xer.
chechnyah0merdrive@reddit
We’re really splitting hairs here? I’m culturally Gen X, I grew up much in the same way they did. Only Millennial thing about me is weathering financial crises.
Haunting-Spirit-6906@reddit
Smoking in the teachers lounge and cussing at students.
Haunting-Spirit-6906@reddit
Smoking in the teachers lounge and cussing at students.
Luluducgirl@reddit
My 4th grade teacher was a snarky, balding 40-something guy. He was openly contemptuous of any student he disliked, boy or girl. There were three boys he would rotate through publicly humiliating. Every day after lunch, he would ask one of these three poor children to come up to his desk. He would then lay them across his lap, spank them (saying that it was “just a joke”) and send them back to their seat. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Not shocking to find out years later (as an adult) that he was fired. He was a pedo 😞
interestedinhow@reddit
Drinking on the job in a snapple glass then announcing he's going to rehab.
Sexual relationship with a studen and fellow friend. Sadly or oddly her colleague let him use her apartment for their "affair" what was really sexaul abuse.
MissUnshine69@reddit
I had a teacher (who was an ex-prison guard) who would loudly cast demons out of us like a gospel preacher if we complained about homework
therealchangomalo@reddit
My kindergarten(!!) teacher had a paddle with holes on it on a shelf in the front of the classroom that was duct taped up the middle and she told us the first day of school that she broke it on a student's behind. Some kids literally peed themselves when she told us that, I remember a big block of kids went home early. She should have been on a list somewhere rather than dealing with kids who almost toddlers. I switched schools halfway through the year (thanks mom!) and difference between my two teachers was INTENSE, my new teacher was tall and beautiful and I could not stop hugging her. Fun fact, I met her years later and found out she was like 6'2" so she really was tall! She had the most comforting knees.
Phun-Sized@reddit
First grade teachers would slap you across your back with yardstick when you misbehaved. One teacher got so upset with a kid named Johnny(because he talked very very country), she broke 4 yardstick across his back while he laughed saying "my momma hits harder."
Parents complained about the bruises across his back but nothing happened to the teacher other than she retired after the school year.
Beneficial-Mouse899@reddit
let's not all forget the paddle...I was also locked in a closet all day by myself. just a desk and a window and me. was brought lunch like a prisoner lol
Icy_Ad7953@reddit
Locked in a closet with just a window, a desk, and free lunch brought to me... sounds relaxing right now, like a first class train ticket.
FreshKangaroo6965@reddit
One of my math teachers in HS was fond of throwing a hammer (yes a hammer) near students when they were disrupting the class. He once told a student she could get a passing grade and skip all quizzes/tests/exam if she ate a live frog.
Thankfully, I was somehow never on his wrong side.
troubledanger@reddit
My biology teacher went into his back room and came out with a bottle of pee and showed us how he just passed a kidney stone.
BrentMacGregor@reddit
My biology teacher brought in his wife’s placenta. Then he started talking about how animals eat the placenta. Pretty sure that thing ended up on the grill.
troubledanger@reddit
Ahhh that’s so bad! At least for me, the time my friend showed me the placenta she ate it looked like bolognese and I couldn’t quit gagging.
What is funny, the bio teacher didn’t teach us anything from the kidney stone show and tell, I think he was just happy he passed it.
He also wouldn’t teach us evolution from the science book and brought in pastors to teach creationism. I was taught the Earth was 6000 years old.
BrentMacGregor@reddit
No words. How is that even allowed?
troubledanger@reddit
It was southern Idaho in the 90’s so kind of whatever adults wanted was happening.
_Silent_Android_@reddit
I mean, props for the applied learning angle...
mrtoad47@reddit
My Biology teacher got a kick out of finding minor infractions and making people do pushups.
beezeebeehazcatz@reddit
In his defense, everyone I know who has had a kidney stone has shown it off when they finally squeezed it out.
SWNMAZporvida@reddit
My dad named his Augie (passed it in August) and kept it in a little jar to show people
Sorry_Wonder5207@reddit
And it WAS biology.
AAlwaysopen@reddit
Mine came back with the beaker and drank from it.
BlownCamaro@reddit
That's awesome! Hahahahaha
Opportunity-Horror@reddit
This is so hardcore.
MostMoistGranola@reddit
A 50+ year old HS teacher with a big grey beard grabbed 17 year old me and tried to kiss me on the mouth. I pushed him away saying “ARE YOU DRUNK?!” He laughed it off.
A HS social studies teacher told us to never visit India because all the people had BO and it was disgusting. She also lectured to us at length about her love for the writings Ayn Rand.
7th grade social studies teacher was from the South and spent the whole year telling us about how the Civil War was really the North’s fault and how they were hypocrites for opposing slavery since they benefitted from it too and by the way the Civil War wasn’t really about slavery anyhow…
Glad_Discussion_3608@reddit
Late Gen X-er here. My fourth grade teacher let us watch The Breakfast Club in class. And a video with a dragon puppet doing stand-up style comedy making jokes about being horny (because he's a dragon, get it???).
realitygroupie@reddit
Had a history teacher in junior high. She was as big as a refrigerator and just about as frosty. Big kid (held back a year or two as they used to to, but now it's "no child left behind", even the failing ones) sat in the back and thumbed through TV Guide. Yep, this was a while ago. Teacher saw, marched to the back of the room, lifted him up by his shirt and slammed his back to the wall and proceeded to rip out pages of the magazine and made him chew them.
Everyone took one look back and turned around to face the front of the room in silence. Nobody, as far as I know, narced on the teacher. It was a combo of fear, surprise, and a fanatical devotion to the pope.
15thcenturybeet@reddit
-one teacher brought in a roll of duck tape and would regularly unroll some and threaten to tape over a chronic talker's mouth if he didn't shut up (i don't blame her, he was pretty disruptive). It was more a joke than anything but I don't think it would fly today.
-all the teachers organized this annual event called "slave day" to teach us about the experiences of enslaved people. Half of us were "slaves" to the other half. It was conveniently split so the "slaves" were scholarship kids and the "masters" were rich kids. It was SO messed up. "slaves" could not even eat or go to the bathroom without "master" permission.... and these were fifth graders so they were jerks about it.
-HS biology teacher used to harass the living daylights out of female students. Not sexual harassment. Bullying harassment. I do not know why he hated girls so much. I do not know why he was never held accountable. But I do know that if I had a kid and anyone ever talked to them like Mr Altman talked to the girls in his class.... well, I'd likely do something regrettable and illegal to that person.
Guilty_Objective4602@reddit
My high school band director was verbally abusive to so many students in the band, insulting and belittling them personally in front of everyone. He was especially awful to the trombone players, whom he loved to humiliate as often as possible, for some reason. There were only ever 1 or 2 French horn players in the band and about 20+ trumpet players. For 4 years, he begged me to switch from trumpet to French horn, but I consistently refused, mainly because, with only 1 or 2 of us, I’d be too rife a target for humiliation in front of the entire band if I ever screwed up my part.
On marching band trips, we always stayed with roommates in a hotel where we had a curfew. Though I wasn’t part of it, so can’t say for sure, rumor had it that a few of the “cool kids” climbed from their balcony to his after curfew and were drinking in his room with him. It would not surprise me in the least if that were true.
CrazyHuge2998@reddit
Fifth grade teacher molested almost all the girls in class. Don’t know if anyone ever told the principal…he seemed to be a stand up guy. Heard that the assistant principal found out a few years ago and wanted to hurt him. He was dead by then.
HokieNerd@reddit
Sister Eileen was always threatening to cut off our head and put it on a silver platter. 🤷♂️
Stinkerma@reddit
My grade 11 English teacher was a year off retirement. He would tell stories of when he was a student teacher. They would have contests to see who could lift themselves off the ground by spanking a student with a belt. He was known for his style. 70's suits. I graduated in 1999. His favourite was a baby blue with a striped brown shirt.
Recent-Vermicelli382@reddit
I had a bad childhood due to an alcoholic, abusive father.
I got up the courage after a bad night and went to the office at school and told.
They made a phone call.
To my father.
greatstonedrake@reddit
Ditto
Twice
Aggravating-Job8373@reddit
I went to catholic school so you can only Imagine what they were allowed to do.
kichwas@reddit
I had a Spanish teacher in High School that refused to use Spanish in the classroom. Yeah... he just sat there telling stories of his trips to Latin America and nodding at those of us who were Hispanic like we were his 'buddies'. The end result was that even with a passing grade I wasn't ready for the next semester with a real teacher.
I had a 6th grade teacher step out of the classroom and stand in the hall so the white boys in the class could beat on me for a minute.
I had an English teacher in high school that had a 'fake' British accent and spent a lot of time flirting with the white boys in the class (not in the same city as the 6th grade one so these were guys I was on good terms with) - none of whom were impressed.
Oh and in 3rd grade I had a teacher single me out as the only non-white in her class and demand I was mentally incapable and be removed. My White mother demanded proof so they tested me and I think I still have the apology letter the teacher was forced to write when I came back with a genius IQ and they told me I'd had the highest test results up until that point (mid 1970s) for both math and language. My tester said my only problem was that I was too bored with simple material and a neglectful teacher.
I did get removed though. I got moved to another school with an advanced program (GATE or GIFTED - I think the name changed as we moved cities, in High School it just meant getting tracked into AP courses right away) which remained my track all the way through high school even as I watched almost every other Hispanic kid get pushed into the low tracks, and likewise with the Black kids save for one guy in High School that somehow had parents with enough clout to keep him in the same track as me - though I didn't know him personally.
According_Drawing_59@reddit
Mostly preaching and spanking. There was a lot of that going on in East Texas public schools when I was a kid, 1977-1984
Otherwise_Gear_5136@reddit
Grade 4: Teacher threw a chalkbrush across the room and hit a kid who was talking and wouldn't shut up.
Grade 6: Teacher picked up a desk a kid was sitting at and heaved it backwards about 6 feet.
Grade 11: Chemistry teacher - first day of class. He knew teenagers were assholes. He was a funny little man: very german, accent was crazy strong. He calls us all to the back of the class where the lab was. Puts on goggles and turns on a bunsen burner. Puts on gloves, picks up a set of tongs, and extracts a tiny piece of metal (maybe the length of a matchstick and twice as wide?) from a vial, then says loudly, in his very German accent: "Now watch very closely and see what kind of chemical reaction takes place" and proceeded to stick the metal in the flame. It was magnesium. We were all blinded. Lots of kids thought he was an asshole for doing it but it made me have a reluctant respect for him.
Opportunity-Horror@reddit
Unfortunately this chemistry stuff still happens- lots of chemistry teachers just really like to blow stuff up. It really sucks to be in a nearby classroom, not blowing stuff up, but jumping every week when they make something explode.
Also- a teacher I know literally lit a kit on fire. With alcohol or something. It was two years ago- she was escorted out of the building by the police.
Primary-Initiative52@reddit
Chemistry teacher here...can confirm, we love blowing shit up. I never set a student on fire though. Managed to set MYSELF on fire once, but it was small and I was able to snuff it out quickly.
Opportunity-Horror@reddit
Well this teacher was prone to making extremely poor choices!!!
godleymama@reddit
Yikes.
1questions@reddit
Our 5th grade teacher used to throw the chalkboard erasers so it landed on a kids desk with a loud noise and a puff of chalk dust.
1questions@reddit
Our 5th grade teacher used to throw the chalkboard erasers so it landed on a kids desk with a loud noise and a puff of chalk dust.
4th grade teacher was an ass. If he thought your deal was messy he dump it on the floor at night. Do you’d come in the morning and all your stuff was spread on the ground.
RoguePlanet2@reddit
Our junior-high-school science teacher would lob pieces of chalk at kids if they needed to pay attention. He also would eat the chalk to get our attention. Seemed to work!
BrentMacGregor@reddit
Same but it wasn’t a lob.
Buckeyebornandbred@reddit
Ours used to pound them together over students who were napping in class.
this-is-some_BS@reddit
Middle school music teach, no where near a chalkboard, regularly threw erasers at kids. He kept that shit loaded at his podium.
mrv_wants_xtra_cheez@reddit
They teach you this in undergrad mus-ed. We come out PREPPED.
PavlovaDog@reddit
I'd forgotten about the desk lifting and heaving thing. We had several teachers did this.
lilcumfire@reddit
Maniacs! My 4th grade teacher got mad at a boy named Marc. He jerked him out of his desk by the front of his shirt turned around and slammed him up against the chalkboard. I felt bad because he was my neighbor and I knew his home life wasn't that great. He married the rich girl up the street -his cousin-and apparently are very happy still.
Pinkbeans1@reddit
Yep. I had forgotten about that too!
thatotterone@reddit
was your chemistry teacher in CA?
WinterMedical@reddit
If you were talking in class my 8th grade English teacher would throw chalk bits at you. Totally warranted.
No_Breadfruit_7305@reddit
Yes I was a freshman in high school and I got mailed in the back of the head by the football coach. He was teaching English...
Original_Flounder_18@reddit
Not shocked in the least
Simple_Tadpole_9584@reddit
I have the magnesium memory too.
itadapeezas@reddit
Our high school girls soccer coach was sleeping with one of the girls. It was absolutely not a secret. Today she's a top ESPN NFL correspondent.
WantDastardlyBack@reddit
In my school, we had a male gym teacher who would walk into the girls' locker room unannounced to make sure our hair was wet to prove we'd showered after class.
That same locker room was upstairs with a self-locking door that exited to the hallway behind the school library. A group of mean girls grabbed one of the more petite classmates while she was in the showers and carried her out into the hall and shut the door on her.
She had to walk naked into our 8th-grade science class to ask the teacher to help her. He grabbed a lab coat for her and walked her downstairs to the office. The girls who did it got one day of detention. That was it.
In high school, we had a sexist jerk of a history teacher who decided that a week-long slavery lesson would involve all of the girls in the class being "sold" to a boy in the class. It didn't switch so that the boys were the slaves and we were the owners halfway through the week.
I remember several of us having to sit on the concrete floor facing the wall for the entire class while the boys got to throw "lightweight" things at us. While we were sitting, we had to take tests or write essays that the boys were exempt from. We also had to wait until all the boys had left before we were allowed to get up and collect our things to get to the next class.
Prestigious_Stay7162@reddit
Our (male) high school gym teacher gave "birthday spanks" to the girls -- and only the girls. It was compulsory and also considered an honor. The spanks were delivered over his knee in front of the entire gym class.
I didn't participate in the spanks or in any other part of his class. I told him I had my period during every class. When he questioned me on it I started to pull down my pants and he was like "no no no don't do that."
DirgoHoopEarrings@reddit
Smart kid!
briizilla@reddit
Jesus! Our middle school boys gym teacher forced us all to shower. He would stand at the communal shower and watch, with a notebook to check off all our names. Skipping a shower lowered your grade one letter. Skip 3 and you failed for the marking period.
Oryx1300@reddit
Had a middle school girls gym teacher who did this. A few years after I left the school, she was fired for sexual harassment.
Boring-Toe-1572@reddit
I had the same thing in middle and high school. The high school gym teacher made us shower after playing ping pong!! And he wouldn’t let you out of the showers until everybody was in the showers so if one guy was dragging ass you had less time to get dressed. And then the schedule always made you go to the fourth floor for your next class so it was five flights up(locker rooms in the basement).
WBryanB@reddit
All of the other teachers thanked him. There is nothing like the smell of hormonal tweens in last period after every one had PE with no shower.
MetalTrek1@reddit
Never a problem with me. I didn't shower (few did), but deodorant was good enough for me and the rest of the Metal crowd because we didn't DO anything in gym to work up a sweat (unless you counted arguing Iron Maiden vs. Metallica in the bleachers as working up 🙂🤘
Chicagogirl72@reddit
And their parents
Outrageous-Hawk4807@reddit
Our Girls gym coach also did the same thing. She dressed and presented as masc, so it was very uncomfortable for the girls.
adambomb_23@reddit
Wow, we had one who openly admitted to being lesbian and all the parents chipped in and bought her blinds for her office (which had a window to the girls locker room)
Only1Violente@reddit
Did we go to the same school?
Prestigious_Stay7162@reddit
I think it would have been super uncomfortable regardless of how she presented lol. Spanking is supposed to be done between consenting adults.
Apart-Cream-4940@reddit
So weird but at my school we never took showers. If you had gym during first period, it sucked to be you
HaplessReader1988@reddit
My school had a locker room fire one year--girls changed on the auditorium stage behind the curtains. No shower possible even if we'd wanted.
AprilG74@reddit
We didn’t have to shower after PE either. But we had to wear uniforms during class which the gym teacher would fit us for. It was the tightest shirts and the shortest shorts known to man. I used to be super embarrassed about it because I filled out early and had D sized in middle school. By the time I was in high school I was a 34 DD. I got enough crap from the boys in school about it, was already super shy, and the teacher making us wear the tightest thing possible didn’t help matters at all. It must’ve been some kind of requirement back there, because in high school our PE teacher did the same thing.
markofcontroversy@reddit
You were allowed to skip showers?
If you tried to skip, the PE teacher would have the other boys forcibly undress you and throw you in. This only happened once that I can remember. It only needed to happen once.
GibsonMD5150@reddit
What state was this?
maxwellgrounds@reddit
Our middle school gym teacher made us walk, buck naked, from the showers across the locker room to the desk where he handed us out towels. That was the only way to get a towel after you showered.
sickboy6_5@reddit
i failed a 6th grade PE reporting period because i (fat kid) refused to shower after class. my gym teacher did the same as yours - stood in the middle of the showers and checked off names. it was the lowest grade I ever received on a report card - 16 / 100.
EtherealHeart5150@reddit
Our female gym teacher did this with us as freshmen. But she would stand just inside the shower to watch us, until we got a bit vocal about it and she changed position to just outside the entrance.
GenX2thebone@reddit
That was the norm in the early 80’s/. So weird to think about it now…
Zaroj6420@reddit
Shit that was the norm in the early 90s
dontlookback76@reddit
You had to dress out. You had to at least pretend you were participating. You had to shower. Doing all 3 was an easy A. Not doing any one of those would tank you to an F. Same deal about the coach. He stood and checked off names. I don't know what happened over a shower refusal. I don't remember it happening. Oh, you had to actually get under the water and rinse off, too. Some kids wouldn't be wet enough in his eyes, and they would have to go back in.
RabidGirafffe@reddit
I flunked PE all freshman year because of this.
JosKarith@reddit
In High School the swimming teacher had his little clique of favourites who he'd send to "De-bag" you - ie strip off your swimming shorts and throw them somewhere outside the pool - usually on the upper observation deck where you had to walk round half the pool to get to it cos' they'd then go guard the rails to climb out the pool that side. Happened to at least one boy a session.
His favourites were the biggest, strongest boys in the class so fighting back wasn't an option. If you tried they'd just hold your head underwater till you let them strip you. If you tried to escape by leaving the pool he'd shout at you to get back in the pool cos' class wasn't over yet and you'd cop a detention for disobedience. And then be targetted immediately next week.
Then one day in my 4th year (so 14-15) swimming lessons were suddenly off the schedule and nobody ever saw him again. Guess someone thought to tell their parents...
Prestigious_Stay7162@reddit
This is horrifying
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Yikes
PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit
-also considered an honor.
By the girls?
Prestigious_Stay7162@reddit
That seemed to be the consensus. I'm sure a lot of the girls were horrified but didn't have the skills or supports to articulate it. I had the benefit of having declared myself a punk so people expected me to reject fun stuff like adult-child celebratory ass slapping. And my mom always had my back, so the school knew there was no point complaining about my bad attitude.
Express-Childhood-16@reddit
Now that is crazy, even for back then
Prestigious_Stay7162@reddit
I've known a few people whose school had birthday spankings, but not in high school.
Eureka05@reddit
In Grade 1, or 2, if the class misbehaved we had to stand with our feet apart and arms straight out to the sides until the teacher said stop.
Found out recently that was a stress position that Japanese used to use to torture prisoners like 100 years ago.
slightlyused@reddit
Mr. Schwitters (7th grade science) would make kids do that but with a science book in each hand.
BrentMacGregor@reddit
Math teacher did the same.
NannyW00t@reddit
This was just part of the warm up drill in marching band. We’d do it with and without instruments. Last one standing “won” or something.
PahzTakesPhotos@reddit
In 7th grade, the first day back after the Christmas break, we didn't have to dress out for gym. They basically just let us run around and do whatever. We were separated by gender, the boys had their side of the gym, the girls had their side. The only time we merged was those weird two weeks when we had to squaredance.
So a bunch of us girls were running around the locker room, playing tag. One of my friends slipped on the tile, mid-run and I put my hand out to keep her from cracking her skull on the corner of a bench. I jammed my pinky finger. I shook it off and we continued playing. A few minutes later, someone freaked out and said my finger looked weird. It had swelled up to twice its size and turned a terrifying shade of blue. It didn't really hurt, but what the hell? We walked to our gym teacher, me holding my hand in my other hand like a delicate flower, a few of my friends with their hands on me, as if I might somehow run into something along the way.
Our gym teacher said to go over to the boys' teacher, because he used to be a drill instructor (I was a military brat, the school was on the base). His name was Coach Schultz and we (with my friends, holding me) walked over and showed him my hand. He asked what happened and I said that I'd jammed it. He took my hand and said: "Hold still..." then proceeded to pull my finger in different directions. Instant tears. It hurt so much and I don't think I'd cried that hard in my life. Then he patted me on the shoulder and said: "Yep, that's broken. You need to go to the nurse and have her call your mom."
I'm 55 now and my pinky is still crooked.
BrentMacGregor@reddit
“Weird two weeks when we had to square dance”…thank you Henry Ford.
Pinkbeans1@reddit
I jammed my finger playing football in 7th grade. (Major tomboy). Decided to keep playing, cuz we were winning. Caught the ball on the next play, saw my finger blur as I caught it, then felt massive pain.
The office ladies gave me ice and sent me back to class. My left pinky finger was curled down and off to the left. Totally broken. My parents didn’t notice for 2 days.
My PE teacher, Ms. Merrilat, took me to the gymnasium to get the first aid kit and splint it. She said: “I’m not going to do anything except tape them together.”
She somehow straightened my finger into the correct position and taped them together. I have no idea how she did it, but it was fast. The world went grey & fuzzy, but my finger is straight & still works.
My parents didn’t know I broke it until 5-6 months later.
BrentMacGregor@reddit
A few things I recall. A wise mouth kid in my class getting placed in a headlock and his face slammed down on his desk by the teacher. (Rumor was the kid got it worse at home, when his parents found out). Another teacher in his mid 30s who dated several girls as soon as they graduated. Personally I had a teacher who was also a track coach who had a bad drinking problem. He crashed a party at my house but brought beer, which we all appreciated at the time. He fell asleep drunk on my living room floor. He also used to have me drive him to the horse track after he lost his license so he could bet on the ponies. I didn’t even have a drivers license at the time. I heard later that he joined AA and turned his life around.
Few-Pineapple-5632@reddit
I am amazed at the sheer number of stories here. I witnessed a lot of similar things but has no idea it was just a regular thing everywhere.
BeerCooker_321@reddit (OP)
Me too! I had this misconception that it might have just been my school. Nope! Our whole generation worldwide apparently experienced approximately the same educational experience.
euphoria_jane@reddit
Paddling kids in front of the entire class. Throwing erasers at kids.
SnooPaintings597@reddit
My history teacher was always drunk by 7th period when I had class. His thermos wasn’t full of water.
My health teacher had a huge box full of yard sticks and always carried one while in class. If you talked or messed up, he would slam it down on your desk sending shards of wood flying everywhere. Then he would go to his box and remove another yard stick and continue teaching.
Mysterious-Town-3789@reddit
In high school my bestie and I always asked for a pass to the bathroom at the same time and this one time our biology teacher Mr. Green said "you just want to go whoring around in the hall'. We laughed it off cuz, well he wasn't wrong🤣
Liljagaren@reddit
I remember being whipped on my backside with a ruler because I was chatting with the girl on the mattress next to me during naptime ( kindergarten).
GreatLand0901@reddit
We had a teacher who had a "cage" in the back of the classroom...he had set one of those desks that have walls on them to sit against the wall, so it actually did look a bit like a cage...anyway, he was the French teacher, and if anyone misbehaved...he would shout at them...(imagine a French Haitian accent) - YOU, you go to the CAGE.
Ah, this is bringing back so many memories...the math teacher who would drink and then come over to a desk and rub himself up and down against it...dodgeball during gym (in hindsight, that was a seriously messed up game)...the pervy track and field coach who tried to set me up at 15 with his friend (a teacher at another school)...
sct_8@reddit
I went to a high school that owns a lodge in the mountains in the south island of New Zealand, when you are year 9 you have a 2 week trip doing outdoor stuff its awesome fun. We had a teacher who's nick name.was mad Max, he was insane, one day we hiked to the top of fox glacier and then ran down it none of us knew about crevasses. We sprinted across it jumping the crevasses , one fella was a bit slow and didn't quite make it on one of the bigger ones and was only saved by the guy behind him managing to grab the hood of his jacket as he jumped over him and 2 more of us sprawled on the ice and grabbed him as well. Every night the teachers would get pissed once we had gone to bed. The 90s was a great time to be a kid.
Befuddled_GenXer@reddit
My first first grade teacher, I had two because I had to repeat first grade, but she once drew a sad face on one of my papers while berating me then drew tears 😭 on it and shouted "That's you crying because you can't do it!"
My third grade teacher called me Doofus.
Rattlehead71@reddit
My 10th grade Spanish teacher would hang out in the smoking area (called The Pit) and we would bum smokes off each other when needed. He was also pretty good at hacky sack and turned a blind eye when he saw the cans of beer in my backpack.
Psychological_Fly_0@reddit
Smoking in the teacher's lounge. 😂
3Cogs@reddit
Same in the UK!
If you needed to speak to a teacher at break time you would knock on the staff room door. When it opened there was a wall of smoke.
Psychological_Fly_0@reddit
Yessss. It seems so wild now but I didn't blink an eye back then.
Barnitch@reddit
Not a teacher, but those cafeteria monitor ladies were out for blood! I am female for context. In Kindergarten, they set up new partitions in the elementary school cafeteria. My friend and I were walking and talking, and somehow ended up lost and confused between the partitions. The cafeteria lady found us and thought we were goofing around and hiding. We were sent to the Principal’s office. There was another kid in there about our age. I’m not sure what he did. In front of my friend and I, the Proncipal made the little boy pull his pants down and he paddled his bare butt right in front of us. The boy turned beet red and let out tears of pain. The Pfincipal pulled up the boy’s pants and HUGGED him! This whole time, my friend and I didn’t know if we were next. Apparently watching that poor boy was punishment enough. But here I am, 41 years later, recounting it clear as day.
AshnZan@reddit
Hit kids, shame them, criticize how they looked, economic situation, etc. It was disgusting.
mcache01@reddit
My Criminal Justice teacher in High School spent every penny of the field trip budget which included taking students into a minimum security prison, sitting in actual criminal court trials, organizing talks on smuggling from security at the local airport, and I kid you not, nighttime ride alongs with the Police. He was awesome - this would never happen today
Assignedrisk@reddit
Omg did we go to the same high school? I took a criminal law class where we did the same things! Also only allowed to juniors and seniors (or seniors only possibly). Loved that class!
mcache01@reddit
If it was NC then probably so
DarkHighways@reddit
I'm just mind blown that you had criminal justice classes in high school! I would've LOVED that!
mcache01@reddit
It was an elective and available to Jrs and Srs - I learned quite a bit in that class
inaneant@reddit
That would be an awesome class to take!
thesweetestberry@reddit
There was a male substitute teacher in my anatomy and physiology class on the day we were dissecting clams. Each pair of students got a vacuum-sealed clam. We opened the bags and they smelled terrible. I think they were rotten. We were making gagging noises and freaking out about it. He said, “I once dated a woman who smelled like this.” It was shocking and hilarious.
A substitute history teacher was present for a high school lesson on one of the southern states. She brought in a pack of cigarettes because tobacco was a crop in that state. It didn’t take an hour for the pack to go missing.
The actual anatomy and physiology teacher was a Colorado park ranger during the summer. One summer, a child was attacked and killed by a cougar. He brought in the photos to show us. The photos were shocking. I still remember them.
Just a few of the many stories I wanted to share.
SnooGiraffes9169@reddit
My fifth grade teacher used to smoke in class. She smoked More cigarettes and when we’d have to walk up to her for anything, she blow the smoke out of the side of her mouth like a big screen baddie!
SewerHarpies@reddit
2nd grade teacher kept a bottle of hot sauce in her desk. If she caught you chewing your nails she’d paint your nails with hot sauce.
The school where I did most of 3rd grade, the principal had the paddle with holes drilled in it and regularly used it on kids he felt needed discipline.
Middle school vice principal (who always wore banana yellow sweatshirt and sweatpants for some reason) had a serious temper problem and would grab kids by the throat and slam them up against the wall to show he was tougher than them.
Middle school band teacher lost his shit one day and started grabbing instruments and music stands and throwing them everywhere (in a room full of about 50 kids).
Lots of teachers tried giving me detention for not getting forms signed by my parents (who both did full time shift work and were going to college full time), so then I’d have to wake my parents up to get them to sign the original form, sign the detention form, and write a note explaining that it was not my fault they didn’t sign the forms.
Oh, and 1st grade teacher had an actual dunce cap and would make kids sit on a stool in front of the class wearing it for misbehaving or not doing homework. Slumping would get them smacked with a ruler.
3rd grade teacher would make kids who talked back to her clean the erasers after class and make them eat eraser dust.
pinkrobot420@reddit
There were a few male teachers that were sleeping with students. It was a small school and really obvious to anyone with a brain. Two of them were girls basketball coaches, and they both quit at the same time and went to another high school. The other one was an English teacher who was really popular and would get high with students. It was extra gross because he made us all write journals, and he'd read them and make comments, so you know he was using that to pick his targets. The 1970s were really crazy.
Saint-Sinner-1971@reddit
I’ll make this as short as possible. My 5th grade teacher rewarded the girls in the class with a weekend stay at her place, when they did well on quizzes, assignments, ect. The other boys and me complained that it was unfair that only the girls were allowed to go. That is until we found out that she was having the girls clean and make the beds in a motel that she owned. They spent all day Saturday and Sunday working for her, and she rewarded them with pizza and a movie at night. No telling how long she got away with this.
Lyrkalas@reddit
I went through 12 years of Catholic school. In first grade there was this kid “Dan” who was such a troublemaker. We had a piano pulled away from the wall with a cozy area for quiet reading. One day, Sister LaSallette had had enough of Dan’s shit so she picked him up and threw—I mean seriously yeeted—him behind the piano. Didn’t stop him though.
mojojomama@reddit
My teachers were nightmares. Women had three options for careers back then: secretary, nurse, or teacher. And, man, those bitter bitches and took it out on us.
My fourth grade teacher was a monster. I was already diagnosed as having ADHD but she insisted that I was just stupid and lazy. She used me as the Goofus to the rest of the kids’ Gallant. When someone said a wrong answer, she’d say “that sounds like the kind of answer Mojo would give”; cue the laughter.
She put my desk by itself next to a window and in back of a room-length fan/heater. She would wait until I was well into daydream mode and then ask me what the answer to her question was. I’d just mumble that I didn’t know and she’d say something sharp and the class would laugh.
NaughtyLittleDogs@reddit
The only kid in school that I remember having an actual ADHD diagnosis (although I believe they just said he was "hyper"), had to go to the office after lunch every day to take his Ritalin. Our 4th grade teacher haaaaated him and had zero patience for when he got squirmy or blurted out answers instead of raising his hand. She would stare daggers at him whenever he acted up and she was seriously terrifying, 6 feet tall with a giant beehive hairdo. When she completely lost her shit, she would lift him up from his chair BY HIS EAR and haul him off to the principal's office, when he was probably spanked. I have a kid with ADHD right now and frequently think of that poor kid in my 4th grade class. If any teacher did that stuff to MY kid, they would lose their job in an instant.
mojojomama@reddit
Jobs would be lost today, but not back then. The principal would back the teachers when the parents complained because that was his little realm of power. (I’m using gendered language purposely.) The main reason it’s so different today is because our tribe entered the education/parenting field and demanded change. We wanted to stop the abuse and negligence we saw growing up told the boomers/silents where they could shove their paddles and “tradition”.
Plus, women can choose whatever field they want so there are much fewer bitter bitches who feel trapped and take it out on the kids.
Wide_Ideal506@reddit
For me it was 4th and 5th grade teachers (1980/81) who did this. I was a female with undiagnosed autism (with the accompanying depression and anxiety). I was very quiet. I was blamed for everything including my teacher misplacing art supplies. She announced to the class I stole them. Also, at this time, two people in my family were very ill (with one subsequently dying). I would sit at my desk and sob and be mocked by the teachers. I don't know how I lived through it.
mojojomama@reddit
We scraped by and survived, as GenXers all learned to do. We may have been feral, but our cohort is strong AF.
EtherealHeart5150@reddit
Lord, was her name Mrs.Jones? My 4th grade teacher was a malicious bitch witha mean streak as wide as the Mississippi. I had ADHD as well, but in 1978, it didn't have a name yet as I knew of.
mojojomama@reddit
Mrs. Webb was my villain. One of the power plays she and the principal pulled was to insist I see a psychiatrist once a week to continue my enrollment in public school. They got their kicks by torturing me and gaslighting my mother when she’d complain. It was through those appointments in 1980, when I was ten, that I was diagnosed with ADD. I think I may have been the first at my school bc people had never heard of it and they certainly didn’t care other than to stick another label on me. We’re survivors- never forget that we can get through anything. That’s the GenX way.
mojojomama@reddit
Teachers like this were responsible for our resilience. There was nothing we could do about it so we learned to survive. We’ve been taught to embrace the suck and we do it well.
Apart-Cream-4940@reddit
That's horrible. I hope your self esteem wasn't affected too much
B2Rocketfan77@reddit
She sounds like a horrible woman and I hope many awful things happen to her. Sorry you have those memories. .
FelinityApps@reddit
My 80s grade school teacher said outright doctors don’t know anything and I was just lazy. She hissed the word. I did not have a great school career.
mojojomama@reddit
I feel you. “ADD is just an excuse” is super frustrating. However, learned that there’s power in “I’ll take the F”. They can’t punish you when you have a moat of nonchalance around you. Plus, there are other ways to win. One year a teacher sent me into the hall almost every day for talking. I sat next the dictionary cart and my scrabble games now average 300 points!
hundredpercentdatb@reddit
Haven’t heard Goofus and Gallant in a long time.
Bluepilgrim3@reddit
I tell you what, this Goofus fella is a dumbass.
mojojomama@reddit
GenX sees GenX ;)
Natural-Young4730@reddit
What a sadist! I hope you got therapy or otherwise healed from this!
doobette@reddit
My fifth-grade teacher treated me similarly. Couple that with being bullied mercilessly by a trio of boys in my class, and it was an absolutely miserable year. My mom raised hell with that school and the school did nothing to help me.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
I’m so sorry
Bzzzzzzz4791@reddit
We must have had the same 4th grade teacher. Mine was about 150 years old, used to swear at me and then made me sit facing away from everyone for 1 week because I had been talking to my friends everyday.
Apprehensive-Dog3887@reddit
Wow. So horrible. Feels for you.
Medical-Hurry-4093@reddit
1980: First grade teacher would stick Kleenex in students' mouths when they talked in class.
For whatever reason, the two first-grade teachers next door to each other would have everybody swap rooms for an hour or so. The 'next door' teacher once 'lunch-shamed' me. She used to call on kids and have them do like a 'show and tell' of what they brought for lunch that day. So, of course, the day she called on me was the day my mom overslept, and although I walked to school on time, she just gave me a couple of slices of cinnamon toast, instead of a sandwich. Most logical people would know that it wasn't a sandwich. My not-so-logical first grade teacher concluded it was a 'butter and sugar sandwich.' Because that's totally a thing. But she used it as an excuse to mock me for 'not taking the lesson' seriously, and had everybody do that stupid 'rub fingers together and say 'Shame, shame' thing.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Did you tell your mom?
Medical-Hurry-4093@reddit
Yeah. After another year, I ended up switching schools(without moving).
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Good, I'm glad she got you out.
Medical-Hurry-4093@reddit
Me too. I mean, I still had the odd issues with teachers over the years, but the 'vibe' at the next school was better.
secret_someones@reddit
my teacher used to massage my shoulders in class which always creeped out obviously
TheBatmanWhoPuffs@reddit
We had a grade 8 science teacher who did that to the pretty girls
TheJokersChild@reddit
5th grade teacher did that. And it HURT.
6th grade teacher was a reputed drunk. But she called my mom at work and told her "don't you punish him" the day I hit a kid who was bothering me. She was so proud I finally fought back.
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
My buddy Terry has wild ADHD. He’s brilliant but his mind and mouth work like a ping pong ball. Even in 4th grade I recognized his problem.
Teacher brought in a large box that fit neatly over the desk. The teacher would slide that over him and his desk to make “the cone of silence.”
Thing is not even that would shut Terry up. It was beautiful, but scary too.
We’re both 58 now. I bumped into Terry in a bar and old times came up. I told him I was traumatized for him by the box punishment.
Thing is, Terry had no memory of this whatsoever. He’d completely blocked it out. I did not press my point.
I realized Terry is probably the way he is (which is not great, hundreds of college credits, no degree, because he constantly changed majors. Troubles with drugs) because of some of hid childhood treatment. Fucking guy is still a genius though. I still love to hear him talk.
Bright-Steak8388@reddit
I was bit by a kid in second grade. When my teacher saw the bit marks, she grabbed the kid’s arm holding it and told me to bit him back. I didn’t because I thought it was gross.
Merciless_Soup@reddit
A kid walking down the aisle in 2nd grade kicked me when he went past. My teacher ran down the aisle and kicked him right in the ass.
Strange_Low_1321@reddit
12th grade teacher not only massaged my shoulders, she massaged my chest too, knocking me in the head with her boobs. It was a win-win for me because she'd do my homework!! Easiest class ever. I never showed up early, and never was the last one out leaving. Because I was a solid 230 lbs, but this chick scared me, like she was gonna eat me!!! Everyone who knew it thought it was funny. Just another day in high school in the 90s, I wouldn't change a thing!!
Substantial-Stage-82@reddit
No doubt
lantanabush88@reddit
The mechanical drawing teacher used to like to put his hand on male students shoulders which was creepy. My one buddy told him " get your hand off me." And he did immediately.
djln491@reddit
My 8th grade “computers” teacher would rest her huge boobs on my shoulders and then reach over me to the keyboard to show me how to do it “correctly “
Non_Anon312@reddit
We had one of those kinds of teachers in high school, but he was a priest. Which makes it better? Worse?
BabadookOfEarl@reddit
More likely?
TheBatmanWhoPuffs@reddit
I’ve seen some crazy shit. Grade 4 teacher used to throw stuff like protractor sets with compasses with the needle end almost hit a girl with it. He threw a kid across a desk, grade 9-11 gym teacher hit one kid pretty hard with a full ream of paper. Same kid full on bagged him playing dodge ball a week or 2 later. It was hilarious, he was all squirming on the ground it was a once in a lifetime shot. Great memories and some wtf ones.
Dalva7@reddit
Our JROTC instructor would smoke in class, he would also let us watch movies when we were supposed to taking mandatory state test.
KazziGirl@reddit
Sister Julie was a Catholic nun and the Grade 5 teacher. She had very little patience and what I would now consider serious anger management issues. She would completely lose it and smack classmates repeatedly on the calves with her leather slipper. Meanwhile her blood pressure was so high, her face would go beet red with fury and rage while her veins were popping blue! Psychotic.
SwimmingBridge9200@reddit
This was fun, but wouldn’t be allowed today. At the end of each year my second grade teacher had the whole class over to her house to swim in the pool AND have a sleepover. She did have several moms come to help chaperone. I just remember one girl walking in her sleep and wetting herself and another kid getting gum stuck in his hair and the moms trying to get it out with peanut butter.
WaySuspicious216@reddit
My 6th grade teacher had he whole class outfit a pool party. No sleep over though. Some parents suck around some dropped their kids at the end the driveway. Absolutely no way you are having kids to your house for a pool party today.
SwimmingBridge9200@reddit
Yes. My daughter’s kindergarten teacher used to do an end of the year pool party at her house. She’d have class moms/dads chaperone and hired a lifeguard and limited it to four kids and two parents in the pool at a time. But they mixed it my daughter’s year. That was 2006. They did still allow her to have all the kids over for an afternoon of games and water play.
thatotterone@reddit
My preschool teacher took me home multiple times. She was awesome! She had a pool and taught me to swim. It was 100% innocent but would never fly now.
I named my first pet after her. It was a tortoise. I also loved the Frisky cat food commercials. Her name was Miss Wilson. I named my tortoise Frisky Wilson. LOLOL She took this in stride.
aceybaby2018@reddit
I have a similar would never be allowed today story! My third grade teacher and her husband ran a horse ranch. Once you passed your times tables, you got to spend an entire weekend at the ranch! It was absolutely fantastic, but really, our folks just let us go for a whole weekend?
krebstorm@reddit
When do you think they had their swinger parties? 😂
JosieZee@reddit
A teacher got one of my classmates pregnant. She was 14. He wasn't fired but asked to resign. I heard he moved to Alaska. People gave her crap about being easy.
If it happened today, he'd be in prison. So disgusting.
Creative_Energy533@reddit
There was a rumor at my high school that the honors English teacher had had an affair with a student who had already graduated. They either asked him to leave or he resigned, I forget which now, but it turned out that the rumor got started by the girl's sister who started that year as a freshman. Apparently she was jealous of her 'perfect' older sister that all the teachers fondly remembered and was just trying to get attention. By the time all of that came out, he had already gotten another job. I never had him as a teacher, but everyone loved him. He was one of those teachers that talked to you like you were an adult.
Emotional_Mess261@reddit
We had a new teacher (M), like right outta college and just a few years older than us. The four most popular girls ate lunch with him on D Days, the D-Day club was exclusive and got a page in the yearbook. A group of us overheard one of these girls ask another how to explain the hickey from Steve (teacher) to Mike (her boyfriend). My bestie’s mom and my stepmom both worked at the school, they reported it and nothing happened
JosieZee@reddit
Gross!!
Organic_Mix2282@reddit
We had a Science Teacher that liked to look down the shirts of the girls. One of the guys drove him to a nervous break down by hanging from the second story window, while everyone chanted jump.
No_Owl_7380@reddit
My 7th grade biology teacher was like this. You learned quick to not wear something that attracted attention. My 8th grade earth science teacher was stoned half the time. He was cool though.
KateandJack@reddit
I’d have to be always stoned to be a 8th grade science teacher
WimpyZombie@reddit
How long ago was THAT?
JosieZee@reddit
1980-81 school year.
sun_kisser@reddit
Karl Malone is a teacher now?
Zaroj6420@reddit
This happened way too much in HS in the ‘90s. Exact scenario. You know homie got a teaching job in Alaska too
JosieZee@reddit
This would have been the '80 - '81 school year. Terrible that it was still happening in the 90's.
Zaroj6420@reddit
Worst part from my recollection is most of them didn’t even leave the state. They just got jobs in another town in our state.
ExternalLiterature76@reddit
We had an 8th-grade gym teacher who had a thing with a 14-year-old girl at school. Everyone knew about it. It finally ended when she discovered she was pregnant and had to tell her parents. He was asked to resign. No arrest, no prison time.
JosieZee@reddit
So very wrong.
BlownCamaro@reddit
In 8th grade we all knew that our history teacher was banging the prettiest girl in school. We knew, because of the way he focused on her in class and how she would just beam at him. 5 years later, I ran into her pushing a stroller with a newborn in it and two other little kids walking next to her. She looked MISERABLE. I can't even imagine having 3 kids by that age and I wondered how many were the teachers.
JosieZee@reddit
Very sad.
Creative_Energy533@reddit
When we were in first grade, we had one classmate that, now would probably have been diagnosed with ADHD (to be honest, most of my male classmates probably were, but this was the early 70s). I forget now what he did, I think he might have been flipping one of the girls skirts or something? But the nun made him dress up in one of the girls uniforms and then paddled him. Every time we have a reunion, we still talk about it and we're in our mid-50s. And there was actually a procedure to follow in the school handbook for discipline. We were to lift our skirts (or drop the pants for the boys) for the paddle. It hardly ever happened though. I think this time and maybe two others, but no dressing the student in the opposite sex uniform. Our fourth grade teacher had a silver pointer (the kind that telescoped) that her last class had given her (my cousin had her) because she was known for breaking the wooden pointers that the school provided. One other grade, I forget which one, it might have been third or fourth, the teacher lifted a desk up, with the student in it (he was the smallest boy in our class) and flipped him over, chair and all. Catholic school, man. And they wonder why some of us went atheist. 🙄
lennybriscoforthewin@reddit
A nun grabbed a 7 th grader by his tie knot and slammed him against the wardrobe. The kid was really white with white hair and I’ll never forget how red he turned. I’m sure his parents beat him when he got home if the nun called.
Severe_Feedback_2590@reddit
Yesterday I watched a movie on Prime called Totally Killer, and this sub reminds me of the movie. (Teen girl’s mom gets murdered by a serial killer and goes in a time machine her best friend had built to go to 1987 before the killings started to try and solve it so her mom doesn’t get killed. Her reaction to dodge ball and some people’s attitude is probably what the younger generation would think).
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
Children getting birthday spanks
Belladawn6@reddit
In elementary school in the mid 70’s, our male PE teacher made all the girls in class take their shirts off so he could check our backs for scoliosis.
Chestnut-Stoat@reddit
Our teacher (wenwere thirteen years old) had all willing students (always the boys) line up to give birthday spankings to whichever poor birthday boy it was.
hunkyboy75@reddit
Our junior high gym teacher had a wooden paddle with several 1/2” holes drilled through it. We all had to shower at the end of gym class. When any kid had a birthday, he knew it. He’d grab the kid by one arm on his way out of the showers when his ass was still wet and give him a hard swat with that paddle. BAM! Everyone seemed to think it was pretty funny, especially the gym teacher. But I saw several of my classmates in tears when they got their swat.
My birthday is in the middle of summer, so I didn’t give a shit. I thought it was funny too. That was around 1969 +/- and I know he’d been doing it for years because we were warned by the older boys and we warned our little brothers.
Looking back, I wish someone had taken that paddle and beat his sadistic ass black and blue with it. See how funny it is now, Mr. Shearer. You fucking troglodyte.
Belladawn6@reddit
I was struggled with learning disabilities all through elementary school. Teacher told me I could not go on field trip with the rest of the class because I didn’t comprehend something in English class. Hurt me so bad!
ironeagle2006@reddit
We had a history teacher that was dating the head cheerleader and when she ended up pregnant late in her senior year. They ended up getting married.
herbfriendly@reddit
Duct taping me into my desk might not go over so well nowadays.
Sailboat_fuel@reddit
I had my left hand zip-tied to my chair so I’d write with my right.
Definitely still a lefty.
WimpyZombie@reddit
How long ago were you in school that this happened?
I'm always amazed that my father - who is now 82 and went to Catholic school in the 50s, was actually allowed to write left handed and still does.
Ornery-Young-8864@reddit
My dad is 83 and got knuckles rapped by wooden rulers by the nuns in catholic school. Abuse was allowed
Sailboat_fuel@reddit
This was 1986. I was in first grade at a Christian school on Merritt Island, FL, very close to Kennedy Space Center. I know it was 1986 because I only went there for one year, and it was the year we all watched the Challenger disintegrate on launch from about five miles away.
In addition to having my hand restrained, I was also spanked for “daydreaming”. Again, first grade. By spanked, I mean sent to the principal’s office, where I was made to sign a letter saying I knew why I was going to be beaten, and then given a prescribed number of blows on the backs of my thighs with a purpose-made wooden paddle.
Turns out, I have that industrial-strength ADHD, and the daydreaming was actually focal seizures, but you know, whatever. I didn’t go back for second grade, and got a really good public education, as well as some lingering trauma from watching a shuttle blow up and getting beaten by the principal, but again, in my most GenX voice, whatever.
beezeebeehazcatz@reddit
I just had to sit on my left hand and write with my right. I now have terrible, illegible handwriting with both hands.
borisdidnothingwrong@reddit
I'm a righty, and my lefty twin's handwriting has always been nicer than mine.
In the Third Grade, Mrs. Larsen had me stay after class at the end of the day. She sat down with me and went over the previous day's test, just asking me to answer the questions. I didn't twig that there was any special reason for this. Then she told me that my handwriting was so poor that she couldn't read my answers.
She was grading my test, using my verbal answers to make sure I had learned the material
Then she gave me a blank piece of writing paper from the kindergarten, the king with giant lines so kids with minimal fine motor skills could practice making letters. You remember the type.
She told me that she was surprised that I didn't tear the paper with how much pressure I was using to hold the pencil.
Then, she told me that when she was going over tests and classwork I was going to be responsible for grading my own work, and she'd ask me my score.
The next day, she gave me a mechanical pencil and two spare containers of lead, and showed me how it worked. She took extra time to explain that I'd have to be more gentle because the pencil leads weren't protected by wood like a number 2 pencil, and demonstrated how easily even she could tear paper with one by pushing the lead advance button and sliding the lead all the way in and letting the metal nib rip the paper.
She took a little extra time and her own money to help a struggling kid.
When the other kids found out I was grading my own papers they were incredulous that I wasn't giving myself 100% on everything.
I just told them that I got mostly 100% and I was okay with missing one or two questions every so often because I was still learning.
I really was an innocent.
By the end of the year, I find that if I concentrated my handwriting improved enough that I could use regular pencils. I was just slow.
The next year we learned cursive, which I was much better at.
In college, I took some Russian courses. These days, if I write quickly it's a mix of print, block letters, cursive, Latin letters, and Cyrillic. Just whichever one my brain grabs out of the inventory at that moment in time.
I also write with both hands, and my left is just a smidgen more legible, with all the issues given above, but with the letters being a little taller on the page.
My lefty twin uses what is almost calligraphy in his regular handwriting, and mine resembles a dime store Voynich Manuscript.
I think, with him having to hold his hand over the paper to avoid smudges, he got a real leg up.
Sorry about your ambidextrous quasimodo handwriting. We meet on Wednesdays at 7 at the VFW.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Brilliant turn of phrase 👏
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Take my upvote
Sensitive-Issue84@reddit
I broke my right arm twice as a kid, and it took forever to heal. I had to learn to write with my left hand. It's not as clear by a long shot, but I can still write with both hands.
thatotterone@reddit
you and me, both. But it was my grandmother, not a teacher who did it.
later, in high school, a teacher who I really enjoyed joked that I wrote like a person with multiple personalities because it changed every time I paused in writing...but it was really just being No-Handed.
chamrockblarneystone@reddit
Oh shit. I was ambidexterous. The fear at the time was it could lead to learning disabilities. My left hand got whacked every time I used it. I still write with my life, but oddly enough I whack with my right.
herbfriendly@reddit
I never understood trying to fix left-handers. Ain’t nothing to fix.
EmperorXerro@reddit
My kindergarten teacher taught me to use right handed scissors because she couldn’t figure out lefty scissors. I’m 54 and can’t cut lefty
DogLady1722@reddit
Us lefties were forced to use our right hands exclusively, in kindergarten.
And this was public school, in 1975, not a Catholic school!
SuzySadEyes@reddit
Me too! I’ve never been able to cut with left handed scissors
HaplessReader1988@reddit
It was Wrong obviously 🙄 (Strong indications that my 2nd grade teacher made me switch, that I was ambidextrous until then.)
Notabagofdrugs@reddit
I used to hate being yelled at for smudging my pencil, but it’s impossible not to as a lefty.
herbfriendly@reddit
I’m one of those righties who writes like a lefty (w r hand curved) so I totally end up smudging everything I wrote.
Wtfisthis72@reddit
They only made me pick a hand, I'm ambidextrous, I used both to write and I think it confused everyone...I chose my left because I'm difficult😂
divinerebel@reddit
My grandmother tried to pull that Left hand is the Devil's hand bs with me but I wouldn't have it. I did choose to use my right hand mostly for ease and convenience, but I play all the sports (not that I play many anymore) lefty - golf, baseball, etc. Ambidextrous gives me an edge in billiards and bowling...
I can still write with both hands but my left is slower now from lack of practice. I can also write upside down and/or backwards.
Anxious_Public_5409@reddit
My FIL used to get his hand smacked by the nuns. I never would have know that until I asked my husband why his dads signs his name it’s his right hand when I know he is left handed. My husband is also left handed as is one of his brothers and his nephew. It was a trip seeing all four lefties sitting at the table next to each other when we were eating .
Competitive-Fact-820@reddit
My dad had his left hand tied to the chair to stop him using it, he then developed a terrible stutter. My Grandad marched right in to that school when he found out what was going on and got it straightened out in what I presume, knowing my Grandad, was a very threatening and intimidating manner. As soon as they started letting him use his left hand the stutter disappeared. This would have been 1949/1950.
My husband is left handed and was convinced until we'd been married 2 years that I was too. 90% of things I do as a lefty but I write with my right hand. I have no memory of the nuns forcing me to use my right hand so I can only assume that it comes from learning stuff by watching my dad so just defaulting to my left hand because that's how I saw it done. When I type my left hand is very definitely dominant and much faster than my right so I spend half my time fixing spelling errors caused by this speed differential.
hapticeffects@reddit
Hey that happened to me in elementary school!
herbfriendly@reddit
I will say that I preferred being duct taped into my desk over being sent to the principals office. That woman enjoyed her paddle a bit too much if you ask me.
DivorcedDonna@reddit
I had two classmates that were duct taped together by the teacher in fourth grade!
Hungry_Spring_9079@reddit
I had two classmates who were taped together back to back and their mouths taped with scotch tape. It was second grade and our teacher was the devil. She also made me pee my pants and then ridiculed me before calling my mom
Hot-Ad930@reddit
In 5th or 6th grade this kid wouldn't stop playing with his hair. He had a skater cut with a long bang that tended to cover one of his eyes. Teacher was annoyed by it so she duct taped the hair to his head.
PimpofScrimp@reddit
This is going to sound like bullshit but when I was in 5th grade we had a male science teacher that would mind all the kids waiting on their bus. Every knew that if our back came off the wall that we were lined up against this teacher would brandish an actual *bullwhip* and proceed to try and light your ass up. Just seeing this post unlocked this memory that had tamped down deeply lol. Gotta love the 80s
Anxious_Public_5409@reddit
JFC that just reminded me of a memory from seriously preschool when it was nap time and I opened one of the doors and that brought out some kind of paddle and beat my ass. And it was all totally fine back then! What the actual fuck?!
DJ_Licious@reddit
Crazy since my uncle lost his whole eye to someone snapping a bullwhip at him in the 60’s.
_Alternate_Throwaway@reddit
I had a couple classmates get taped to their desk chairs. I still remember one of them fidgeting so much there was a loud sound as the tape burst during a test which caused everyone to turn and look at him, including the cold blooded fury of a poor teacher pushed to the edge, amazingly his ass became glued to that chair for a solid couple hours. I honestly don't think he meant to rip the tape and for the first time saw something other than himself and felt bad. Or he was just terrified the teacher was going to follow up on the vague hanging threat she promised if he ripped that tape.
LordHeretic@reddit
In about 1991 or so, a substitute English teacher duct taped me to the blackboard with my nose touching it, and spanned the tape across the back of my head. He mistakenly thought that would reduce the amount of distraction I was causing. I immediately set to making large wet humidity streams from my nostrils at roughly 30 degree angles while singing something obnoxious... I think it was Baby Got Back. Pretty sure that was the best day I ever had in English class, despite the tape residue in my hair. I got straight As in English, too.
slightlyused@reddit
David Hans?
herbfriendly@reddit
That would be crazy if thats who I was, but nope.
slightlyused@reddit
Had to check!!
Non_Anon312@reddit
We had one of those in high school, and he was a priest. Which makes it better? Worse?
ShirazGypsy@reddit
I was on a color guard fancy team and we used a very realistic prop gun in our performance, having it in school all the time, randomly tossed around in the band room
Ornery-Young-8864@reddit
Our grade school teacher smoked in our classroom. In the early 80s/late 70s
GotchUrarse@reddit
Midwest, 80's. We had an ape for a PE teacher. And he had a paddle. And would use it. Imagine that today. Taking a kid into the hall for not pass a test.
JTMissileTits@reddit
Lots of bullying/verbal abuse. LOTS
whutsup-yo@reddit
My high school PE teacher let two boys fight in the locker room. He says," you two *ussies been going after each other all day, Go ahead and do it then". We circle up around them yelling and shouting jeers and cheers, they squared off and threw down. First kid on the floor after a minute and he jumped in and asked if everyone was done and had enough. Both guys nodded, he made them shake hands. Everything was cool after that with those guys.
opticsnake@reddit
My senior year the teachers let the cheerleaders pull some of us guys out during the school assembly for a "best butt" contest. There we were, about 10 of us guys shaking and flexing our asses in front of the whole school vying for "best butt". I took second. My friend John took first.
I still think I have a better ass.
sajechma@reddit
Kindergarten- I got caught chatting during quiet time so she put shut me in a dark coat cabinet.
AcanthopterygiiThat9@reddit
I was in a fight after school, we were fighting in the playground, and one of the teachers piled in and dragged us out the gates and told us to finish it off the school grounds. . . Another fight, during dinner, two teachers stood and watched because it was one that had been building up for weeks, with people egging it on and trying to rush it to happen.
jw071@reddit
In the eighth grade I had a PE teacher by the name of Sheila hamby that paddled the shit out of us when we did not participate in jump rope for the heart, and spend our afternoons going door to door asking for money that people had already gave their family members that we were in class with. She took a ping pong paddle and was raring back as far as she could go with her entire torso with her hand across the flat of the paddle not on the handle and beat our asses, 10 licks each. We received corporal punishment for not volunteering to do after school activities. And my ass had a job working for my dad at the time so there's that as well. We were also denied a school field trip that day.
Now that I think about it her family has money, and that should be on my permanent record shouldn't it? What's the statue of limitations on child abuse in North Carolina?
Oryx1300@reddit
So many creepy teachers!!
My Grade 12 homeroom teacher used to put whiskey in his coffee at 8am and tell us what a bitch his ex-wife was.
My high school drama teacher married a girl from my grade mere months after we graduated - then it made sense why she always got the lead role in school plays.
There were teachers at my school who were a couple. They wife left him for a female student my age and he moved out west and did a lot of drugs with his formers students.
My Grade 12 geography teacher used to throw staplers are peoples' heads if they spoke in class.
I could go on...
KellieinNapa@reddit
In seventh grade I went up to the desk to ask my teacher for help with math. He simply did the problem for me and I still didn't understand so he took my book and the papers and threw them across the room and said, you're too stupid to do this!!!
motherofguineapigz@reddit
My 6th grade teacher had a bottle of Scotch in his desk drawer.
kalelopaka@reddit
Had one who drank during the day. Another who told us how she “hooked” her way through college. Several had water gun fights throughout the school day.
BeerCooker_321@reddit (OP)
Ooh! The water gun/balloon fights! I forgot those. That was the tradition through grade school for the last day of school before summer break. A lot of the teachers would join in so it wasn't all bad.
Amazing-Butterfly-65@reddit
Asked a math teacher to explain something again one day In class , he berated me and told me how stupid I was in of the whole class, had a girl tell a bunch of us in PE one day she was being molested at home by her step dad , we went to a female teacher and told her and the girl needed help , she told us that it wasn’t her place or business to help , had a teacher snap my bra , the list goes on ….
username53976@reddit
This is something I don’t even remember. My mom tells this story about me. Apparently, when I was in kindergarten, I had taken too long to use the restroom once, and my teacher had locked me out of class. So, my coping strategy was to not use the restroom at school. As soon as I got home, I had to pee soooo bad. My mom asked me what was up, and when I told her, she went down to the school and read them the riot act.
My mom and I have always been complete opposites about pretty much everything, and I always felt like she never really understood me or how I felt about things. But this story always makes me smile. Just knowing she went all mama bear on someone for my sake.
RG1527@reddit
One gym teacher made a particularly dirty kid take a shower.
Had a middle school math teacher that was a complete piece of shit. Thought he was funny and made jokes about disabled people and liked to publicly ridicule kids in class that were struggling.
grateful_john@reddit
We had a substitute gym teacher known as the Weed. His first day teaching in the school he took attendance - it was a long list because gym. About two thirds through he complained it was a pain in the balls. After he finished taking attendance he asked “So, who’s the main guy for weed in this school.” I don’t think more than 15 kids in the school knew him as anything other than the Weed after that. Teachers called him the Weed as well. I’d see him at Dead shows from time to time, we’d always spark up.
Jillredhanded@reddit
I'm convinced Otto the Bus Driver was based on our guy, Johnny Jenkins. It's uncanny.
procrastimom@reddit
Did Johnny go to Brown?
grateful_john@reddit
My freshman English teacher was arrested for selling weed a year or two after I graduated. The main response was why now? She had been dealing for years.
MetalTrek1@reddit
My freshman English teacher got busted for cocaine a year after I took her class. I wonder if dealing with my weirdness and dorkiness pushed her to do it (KIDDING, especially since I was nowhere near as cool or memorable enough to do that 🙂).
Snaka1@reddit
My year 7 art teacher always smoked pot with us on the oval, no one cared.
Content_Talk_6581@reddit
In kindergarten two boys had their mouths washed out with soap for cussing
We had a sixth grade teacher who made people stand on their tiptoes with their noses in a circle or sit on the wall for minor punishment. He allowed the building paddler. If any teacher had problems with a student, they sent the students to him.
We had a civics/history teacher who used to sing House of the Rising Sun while driving the bus. He also pulled a starter pistol in class one time and acted like it was a real gun. The kid almost crapped his pants, but the kid lowkey deserved it. He also would hurt kids playing street basketball with them during gym class and the senior basketball game every year
meatballmonkey@reddit
If kids got into too many arguments and couldn’t leave each other alone, gym teacher would duct-tape their right hands together and put big boxing gloves on the left and let each other smack each other until they were exhausted.
angry_pintobean@reddit
In 11th grade I went to a national speech competition about seven hours from home with several other kids and three teacher sponsors. My event ran late and I made the finals but the other kids didn’t, so they left and went to dinner and to an amusement park while I walked back to our hotel and figure out how to get myself dinner. Even better, I had the finals the next morning and they were being held at a site that was a pretty good ways to walk to, so one of the teachers was going to drive me. But the teachers had gotten wasted the night before so no one got up and didn’t answer the hotel room phone when I called, so I had to ask the bellhop to help me get a cab and used my cash my mom had given me to pay for it so I could get there in time. I got 2nd place. When I got home and told my mom, she lost her shit and told her friend who was on the school board. It ended up in the file for the main teacher sponsor and hopefully helped with her getting fired the next year, although maybe that affair she had with a student was the thing that did it.
profcate@reddit
We played dodgeball with the hard soccer balls. I had terrible vision and they teachers wouldn't let me play with my glasses on so I was always a target and they didn't care.
DarkHighways@reddit
Like so many other high schools back in the day, we had one teacher who used to throw erasers. Hard. To be fair, he only threw them at kids who were talking or passing notes, etc., during class. He never threw one at me and addressed me respectfully as "Ms. (my last name)" which I thought was funny. He was a great coach. But yah, a very strong throwing arm.
We had a very eccentric English teacher who was always six sheets to the wind--slurring, smelled like booze etc. That said, she was still a nice lady and a great creative writing teacher. She had bottles in her desk. Gin, if I recall, and some liqueurs. Yes, we searched her desk one time.
The worst were the two pedos--the choir teacher and the Spanish teacher. Mr. Cruz was thought of by some as "fun", because he would take classes on field trips to Mexican restaurants and stuff like that. But he molested a LOT of girls, and in the end, he died in South America while on the run from the American law. The second pedo was the choir teacher, Phil. We called him the rat weasel. My father (a former teacher himself) caught on to him pretty early and told him that if he ever laid a hand on me...bad things would happen to him! I never found this out until years later. I just never got cast in a musical as a result, sadly. But it was worth it, I know now. I recall one time I was in his office after class to ask him a question and he said the most foul thing to me--I think it was a comment on my breasts. I've blocked it out of my memory. Little did he know my older and wiser best friend was just out of his sightline by the door, and heard every word. She never let me be alone with him again.
During a production one year--I think it was my junior year--Phil's leading lady had to study privately with him for her solos. Iirc the musical was Carousel. She was fine when the production began. By the end, she was anorexic and had a nervous breakdown. Nobody did a thing. Another friend of mine got a lead the following year--she deserved it, too--but WE knew about him. We weren't naive. So she--with my help and that of many friends both in the production and not--fended him off the whole time and did a great job in her part as Marian the Librarian in The Music Man.
Phil is now a minister and a professor of theology in the northeast.
FunnyCharacter4437@reddit
I was 10-11 in grade 6 and was "encouraged" to be the kindergarden classroom's "helper" which meant I was often left in charge of the class of 30+ 4yr olds while the teacher went out to have a smoke or wherever she'd often go for 20+ minutes at a time during various parts of the day. There'd be an announcement for me to go to the classroom and she'd be waiting in the hallway to leave me, a child, alone with a lot of other smaller children.
TwoFingersWhiskey@reddit
Millennial here! This also happened to me, same age, in the mid 2000s.
Zaroj6420@reddit
Okay the real honesty in this story and the others in the replies… Gen X leaned early on that we were safer with each other than any of the boomers wrapped up in their own shit.
I think latch-key generation is a huge understatement. My entire childhood to HS graduation is one of me being watched by older cousins, brothers, sisters etc. and then paying it back as we got older.
I don’t know about you all but I got left and forgotten at little league practice more times than I can count. I got “lost” in a mall in KC MO at 5y/o and was in security for 5 hours reading Green Eggs and Ham until they found my mom. She didn’t even realize I was missing. To be fair there were 4 of us boys at that point but still.
I remember they’d take off for a trip to Vegas at a moments notice and leave us with some distant relative we barely knew for a weekend. Sometimes it wasn’t even a relative just someone they knew. Fucking ridiculous because it was kinda common in my family for sure and my town in general.
I never trusted our parents’ generation after that. My kids could stay overnight at the grandparents but no trips and all activities run by me. Fuck those guys.
NachtXmusik21@reddit
didn't think about it until you said it. after therapy for ~30 yrs (until about 6 yrs ago), one thing stuck in my mind as wrong that I haven't been able to figure out (until a few yrs ago; well AFTER my final therapist retired).
a therapist is my late 20s said I must have had SOME nurturing, protective, loving person in my life & in very early development (to NOT be an angry, destructive psychopath but the opposite). it drove me nuts bc she WAS one of maybe 4 people (my whole life & to this day) who was truly "attuned" to me. she was also my favorite, probably the smartest (emotionally too) & one I learned the most from (but in the shortest amount of time, comparatively). and we met when I was 26yo ended @28yo.
*anyway, it finally hit me, that it never fit for me bc who I learned about real love, support, protection & compassion from was my best friend & our wider group of friends in HS (the death rockers, punks & skaters). my best friend & those inner circle older friends from age 14 on are WHY I learned to be not just a great friend, but also an awesome caretaker/parental figure. In my "older" age (last 10-15 yrs, so 36-51) I have actually had to learn to tone it down being a hugger (bc one of my fave friends- I swear he's my real brother, is not just NOT a hugger, but almost "autistic" in his response. & yes, I know absolutely that he's NOT autistic).
until going through HS & having 3 full years of the validation, love, safety, affection & mutual have-your-back relationships of those friends, I didn't KNOW you could have that/that it existed. (in fact I was quite sure it was bullshit & complete fantasy). and I was NO "hugger" before that; I was more prone to pushing someone the fuck away if they even thought about coming near me. [when the only physical contact you get is an adult male R hand (w/a FAT college ring on the middle finger) across your bony, girl cheekbones or the fucking belt across your 90 pound back or some fucking pedo touching you when you're 8yo, you learn to push away first & ALWAYS].
I would not be the soft & squishy, loving, protective, affectionate person I am today without those friends. I would already have been protective of kids bc of my shitty childhood, but getting the other piece of being easily affectionate & appropriately reciprocal w/love, support & protection (& not recoiling from another person's touch OR becoming a fucking abusive loser like my dad too) is absolutely due to JS & our pack of "freaks" we ran with.
ps: my mom forgot about me starting @5yo/kindergarten & left me in the pouring rain@ bus stop when there was NO SCHOOL. a frickin' NEIGHBOR down the street let her know I was shivering alone @top of hill forever (fall in CT). that was just the first of a hundred times she did that. I'm the oldest & only have 1 younger bro (2.5yrs younger). and she was the NON-abusive parent! I was also "babysitting" from age 10 (TEN!) on. had pack of 4 boys that were regulars for yrs (1 fam). I took care of them from 12yo on. they were (when I was 12): 10, 8, 5 & 2yo.
yup. I'm with you.
Zaroj6420@reddit
10 y/o seems about right for the transition from being sat to sitting others in our gen for sure. Sorry you went thru all that and glad you made it out.
I have the same aversion to hugging that your friend did. Probably a similar reason too.
I remember that group of kids that you hung with. I our town one of their dads was the pretty cool, owned a small used car dealer and they’d all hang out there and skate etc.
North_Key80@reddit
That is so illegal, just crazy.
FunnyCharacter4437@reddit
The late 80s were wild!
Pinkbeans1@reddit
My eldest wound up teaching her music class, with the school’s knowledge, for 3 months. She was in 7th or 8th grade. 2016/2017!
NachtXmusik21@reddit
where do you live???
Zaroj6420@reddit
Watching the Pablo Escobar documentaries now makes so much sense doesn’t it.
WBryanB@reddit
1) We had 6th graders watch 2nd graders while the teacher had bus duty. 2) Had a teacher in 8th grade in a wheelchair, she threw chalk filled erasers. The other teachers would trade out with her for her “clean” erasers that were cleaned up some kid’s head. 3) when we learned “this that these those” parts of speech, the middle aged teacher would grab her breasts at “these” and make squeezing hand gestures when she said “those”.
bekahbirdy@reddit
They watched Luke and Laura's wedding on General Hospital by bringing us and TV into a common area.
Paperwhite418@reddit
As a teacher, I approve of this strategy. Students should have access to important cultural events!
CubCadet1972@reddit
My 10th grade history teacher, Rodney Connover, told the entire class on day 1 that any long haired males could walk out of the class, not come back, and he'd pass us with a c.
Paperwhite418@reddit
“…and the sign said ‘long-haired freaky people need not apply’…”
kl987654321@reddit
This is bring back some memories.
HS band director smoked in his office adjoining the band room.
The nun who taught 4th grade hit a kid in the head with a stack of text books.
The principal of my grade school kept wooden paddles on the wall which she used on kids.
Paperwhite418@reddit
There was so much smoking!
Treibh@reddit
7th grade teacher (70’s) had and used a stockade
tranquilrage73@reddit
PE teacher picked me up off the floor (from a sitting position to standing) by my hair.
I went home and told my parents right after school. The next day, my homeroom teacher and the gym teacher took me into some alcove, and proceeded to threaten me until I told the principal and my parents that I lied.
DogLady1722@reddit
And then what happened? Did you agree to that? Or were you able to withstand that awful treatment?!
I’m so sorry!!
tranquilrage73@reddit
The worst part was I hated that PE teacher anyway, but my homeroom teacher -- he was my favorite teacher at the time.
I was like 8 years old, so yeah, I was scared enough to just tell everyone I made it up.
I actually had blocked it out of my head until recently.
DogLady1722@reddit
I’m so very sorry.
mrp0013@reddit
Omg!
crossstitchbeotch@reddit
Holy crap!
Chicagogirl72@reddit
Holy cow
le4t@reddit
I'm so sorry.
platypusandpibble@reddit
My 7th & 8th grade History teacher, Mr Cooper, “Coop”, would go out to the field behind the “temporary” classrooms (you know the ones - the little trailer-things) and spark it up with the kids. This was middle school, so the kids were a bit young, but we certainly weren’t complaining.
oldschool_potato@reddit
I wasn't paddled, but it happened fairly regularly in gym class.
I had my hair pulled by our librarian though. I got sent to a TO in the back room where the micro fiche (sp?) was. The clock was on the wall above the entrance to the room. I stood in the doorway and turned my head around to try to see the clock and Mr. Charles grabbed me by my hair and asked why I left my seat.
NannyW00t@reddit
From Middle School: my Civics teacher gave us extra points toward out conduct grade for things like complimenting his tie, holding our arms up at the beginning of class to show we hugged our moms on Mother’s Day, and once brought in a fresh pair of antlers with the skull still on and if we touched the inside where there was still a bit of flesh we got extra extra points. So gross. I totally did it cuz I was a talker in class.
In High School: a band director had a fit about I can’t remember what and threw his music stand across the room. One of those black metal ones. Did not hit anyone, but sure got our attention.
Middle-Chemical9220@reddit
I was spanked in kindergarten and 1st grade. This was the late 70s
SillyScarcity700@reddit
Not a kid really but my first semester of college my art history teacher who was a former Marine Recon officer in the Vietnam war held a knife to my throat while asking "do you believe in God now?"
I sat next to the wall so was pinned to the wall with one hand on my throat and the knife in his other hand pushed up to my neck. He was shaking for a bit, had a wild look in his eyes and after repeating it 3 or 4 times sorta snapped out of it, folded the knife up and then told the class "it's amazing what you will believe in when your life is in danger!"
Mind you this was prompted by me asking what he was referring to when he mentioned 4 Gods (I was thinking like earth, wind, fire, and water).
That's one of those moments in your life where everything changes depending on how you react. I was a freshman, not trying to make waves so I didn't report anything. 35ish witnesses to it and nobody said anything. Later in the semester he was on some rant about how sometimes when he is driving with his wife in the passenger seat, he looks over and sees his old radio operator instead of his wife. That got me thinking he could see anything during his random hallucinations, maybe even the enemy. After that I made sure to stay clear of him. Years later this event came up in more ways than one. The VA asks if I have PTSD from my time in service. I say probably but not from my time in service. I felt horrible that I could have done something and didn't and hoped to hell he didn't do anything like that to any students after me. It was a good day when I read that he died, knowing he couldn't go nuts on any other students.
venerablem0m@reddit
'81, I believe. In Connecticut. My first grade teacher would put us in the closet with the lights out as punishment.
I dislike the dark to this day, and it was only a couple of years ago I began being able to sleep with my light off at night.
SharkCozy@reddit
That is horrible! My first grade teacher would punish us by making us stand in front of the class holding our arms out to the side. At first it was no big deal, then it becomes excruciating.
Magerimoje@reddit
Ummm. I think we went to the same school. Second grade teacher used to duct tape my mouth shut.
DogLady1722@reddit
Yep. Ours also. Near Buffalo, NY. 1976-77.
daniel940@reddit
Was any of this in Stamford? I had some doozies as a kid in the 70s.
XxThrowaway987xX@reddit
My geometry teacher in highschool had a drinking problem. Kept his liquor in his desk drawer, and when were doing our work, we’d all see him refill his coffee mug.
He also had this weird habit of turning his stool around backwards and gently rubbing his crotch on it. We’d all joke about whether he was trying to stimulate himself or just had chronic ball itch.
Sadielady11@reddit
Omg you just reminded me of our 7th grade teacher Mr. Jackson that used to lean/sit on doorknobs while talking to the class! He would kinda rub up and down on it while talking to the entire class. It was so weird! Called him Mr jackoff.
XxThrowaway987xX@reddit
That’s funny! Why did these old dudes do that stuff? My geometry teacher was Mr. Tippen. Since he had a drinking problem, we called him Mr. Tipsy. But the crotch rubbing was way weirder than the sneaky whiskey.
magdocjr@reddit
My senior English teacher had a bottle of Turkey in her desk. Senior prank was super gluing the lid on. 🤣
Own-Capital-5995@reddit
This made me laugh a little too long.
SugarSweetSonny@reddit
High School freshman football team coach used to insist on watching the boys shower.
One year the kids on the team revolved and threw him out of the locker room.
Now this was a private school and students literally physically manhandling a teacher/coach should have been huge.
Instead, said coach (who was also a teacher) was kept by the school, but removed from the football team and reassigned to be a school librarian.
Years later when he died, child porn was found in his apartment.
CivilBridge7792@reddit
Pretty tame by what I’ve been reading!! But my high school geometry teacher was basically drunk every class- red faced kept a flask in his desk.. you could smell it - some days we would do absolutely nothing
EsjaeW@reddit
Went to a school they used the cane or strap for maths mistakes spelling errors, never got it for misbehaving
HaplessReader1988@reddit
The beatings will continue until scores improve? Shitheads.
EsjaeW@reddit
Pretty much
Accurate-Fig-3595@reddit
High school history teacher got pissed off at us and tossed a chair at the closed door, causing the glass to shatter everywhere. Nothing happened to him.
fuzzybad@reddit
My grade school band teacher used to throw his baton at students. I'm not talking about a light toss either, it was weighted and he would whip that thing at students who played the wrong note. Considering we were a bunch of pre-teen kids learning to play our first instruments, it tended to happen a lot. Pretty sure he was a drinker, too.
Thankfully I had an excellent band teacher in high school, who got me back into it after that bad experience.
snarfled1@reddit
In 8th grade, the History teacher called all of us Dummies everyday. He would single out the bad students and it was even worse for them.
beavertoothtiger@reddit
Shop teacher reached up a student’s skirt and pinched her thigh so hard it ripped her tights. Student’s 5 foot nothing mom came to school next day with a pool cue and beat him down to the ground. Mom spent a year in jail, teacher was back teaching after he got out of the hospital. This would have been in the mid 1970s.
rharper38@reddit
My theatre teacher said I was too fat to ever be considered for a lead in a show. I was 12. I weighed 120 pounds. I was not fat. My senior year, I had issues and was down to a skeletal 113 pounds. She looked at promo photos for a show and announced to those in the room that my boobs weren't perky. She wasn't brave enough to say it to my face. Always when others were around.
We had one teacher who was always trying to be friends with the girls. Always had them as student aides. Always had them giving him back massages in class. Of course, he was the football coach. We took an informal poll a few years ago. He was voted most likely to have an affair with a student.
hatred-shapped@reddit
Me and one of our assistant principals went down the one of the gyms and put on boxing gloves and wrestling helmets and beat the ever living shot out of each other.
This is maybe 89 in Pennsylvania.
Sensitive-Issue84@reddit
We moved from California to Pennsylvania when I was in 7th grade about 1979 or 80. What a culture shock. We found out that the teachers could actually hit us with a paddle! I was horrified and was wondering what backwoods hell they brought us to. My parents fought over that. Dad said yes, mom said no. It never happened to me, but those teachers really wanted to! They did not like people from California. Luckily, my parents finally divorced, and my mom and us kids got to move back to California. The school district tried to put us all in trade schools in high school. The girls' only choice was sewing or nurses (maybe aid?), and the boys were shoved into factory work. I had a cow, and I wanted a real college not to work in a sewing factory. I still feel bad for the kids who never had any choice.
hatred-shapped@reddit
I had the opposite experience. I was told by my guidance counselor that if I became an auto mechanic I was flushing my life away. That instead I should go to college for art or something (I was a very good painter and sketch artist) and if I couldn't afford it I should take out loans.
When I went back to my school for a mentoring project I found out that not only was I the only person not in debt, but I actually made more than all but one person, and more than that guidance counselor with a PhD.
But I graduated in 92 so there may not have been as much of a push for it when you were there.
Sensitive-Issue84@reddit
Yea, it was not an option, but I do believe it was because it was so rural. There wasn't even a small city nearby. It was coal country, and that's all they knew. Plus, it was the end of the 1970s, and that felt like the 1950 in real time. Lol! Sounds like you made a great life for yourself. I'm really glad.
hatred-shapped@reddit
Yeah I had friends that grew up in Scranton and Wilkes Barre, and that is how they describe it.
DogLady1722@reddit
OMG that reminds me of the scene in “ the breakfast club” where the principal is telling bender, that he will give him one free hit. I can’t even imagine!
jad19090@reddit
Being from Pennsylvania, this doesn’t surprise me one bit lol
hatred-shapped@reddit
I'm not from Philadelphia, but I do have a lot of Philadelphia in me. And it normally comes out when I'm in traffic.
Substantial-Stage-82@reddit
Man, you would've been a legend at my school. Everyone HATED WITH A PASSION, our assistant principal. He was Mr burns from the Simpsons. I mean Identical in looks and demeanor.
hippiechick725@reddit
Was this Norristown by any chance?
hatred-shapped@reddit
No. I've never like crack, I stayed away from Norristown.
Egg-Tall@reddit
Back in the day, the Wikipedia page on the numbers racket (the mobs illegal version of the lottery before States started their own versions) used Norristown to show how much was generated in the 50's . I laughed my ass off at that
Pretty-Biscotti-5256@reddit
I’m can’t stop laughing at this. I’m sure is so f-ed and traumatic to think about but damn… I’m also a teacher now and I can imagine more than a few principals I’ve known wanting to do that!
hatred-shapped@reddit
No it was mutual. What I can say is ot didn't fix anything. We still hated each other after.
kingtermite@reddit
I remember a teacher in 9th grade got really angry at some kid. It was a brand new high school built similar to an office building. One window opened in each room.
He got so angry at this kid, he tipped the guy’s desk over with him in, then grabbed him by the shirt and started dragging him to the window (3rd floor). I really think if a few people hadn’t jumped up and tried to intervene, he would’ve thrown the kid through the window.
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At the very end of my senior year (1988) two popular girls got into a big fight. Apparently it started when one girl bragged that she was sleeping with the hot young PE teacher. Another girl was pissed and calling her a liar because SHE was sleeping with said PE teacher. Turns out they were both right and not lying.
PE teacher transferred to another school a state away with no real punishment.
drhagbard_celine@reddit
In Catholic school, 8th grade, my principal called me down to her office over the loud speaker. Nothing out of the usual. When I got down there she told me she couldn’t find the custodian and needed someone to vacuum her office rug. She pointed me to the vacuum and told me to get to work. After correcting my technique she sent me back to class. When I got back I immediately told the teacher and the class what happened. My teacher’s jaw dropped but she didn’t say anything and directed me to take my seat. The boys used it against me for months. Later that year on the day we were taking graduation pictures she came up to me and handed me the girl’s gown, telling me that would be more appropriate. I’m not a girl.
Spirited_Try_7456@reddit
Back in 9th grade, around 1988, I got into an argument with another student on our way into school from the smokers' corner. I don’t remember exactly what sparked it, but I ended up threatening to fight them between classes. One of our teachers must have caught wind of what was coming.
When class ended, we walked out into the hallway. The other student shoved me, I shoved back, and I had them pinned against a door. I drew my arm back, ready to throw a punch when the teacher suddenly body-slammed me to the ground. The hit was so forceful it tore several of my fingernails off.
In the end, I got five days of detention and nothing happened to the teacher.
SpoonwoodTangle@reddit
So back in 5th grade I went to a small private school affiliated with a major religion. This was in a small rural town.
Kids at that age can be shits, but we had one kid in our class who really put in the effort. He was dumb, probably had one or more learning disabilities, loud, rude, obnoxious, whiney, caused disruptions and trouble in class. Also he was a constant liar. The especially asshole kids in our class egged him on, and he thought they were his friends.
The kid probably needed special ed and some kind of therapy but those things didn’t exist in our community (or at least we never heard of them). However that was all eclipsed by this kid’s bright, burning desire for negative attention, which made him one of the most unpleasant, obnoxious people I have ever met. Ever.
We had a new science teacher who was (comparatively) young and cool. Unlike his retirement-aged peers, he could make science and math interesting and engaging. He liked bugs, which blew our minds. He talked frankly with us about mature (but not inappropriate or unprofessional) topics like puberty. In short, he was everyone’s favorite teacher.
Obviously this obnoxiously kid needed this teacher’s attention and acted out daily in his class. Poor teacher did his best to manage this kid and the class, but you could tell even he was slowly losing his patience.
One day obnoxious kid was balancing and teetering in his desk-chair combo. Teacher tells him multiple times to stop. At just the right moment to derail a lesson, the kid toppled over. We all laughed and, to soak it up, this kid whines to the teacher like it wasn’t his fault. The teacher is really done with this kid and asks why he kept teetering after being told, yadda yadda. This kid has the gall to whine even louder, purely for comedic effect.
Teacher tells him to go to the principal’s office and the kid whines that he can’t get up (he is not injured, that would have brought out a different kind of whining). So the teacher, completely done with it all, winds up like he’s going to kick the desk away from this kid. The kid jerked back, startled, but only bumped his head on the wall behind him with an audible thump. This time we were laughing at him, not with him, and it spoiled his fun. He got up, suddenly fine, and went to the principals office. The teacher straightened the desk and spent the rest of class trying to get us back on track. I’m not aware that the teacher got in trouble for it.
Emotional_Mess261@reddit
We had a teacher who would put a dot on the chalkboard for you to put your nose on and stand there thru the class if you pissed him off. My brother was tipped back in his chair in the library and the science teacher kicked it out from under him, he fell backward and hit his head. Mom was an RN and raised Holy Hell but nothing was done about it (til an older brother pushed him against the chalkboard and managed it that way)
AstridOnReddit@reddit
My honors chemistry teacher had been the mayor of our college town; total hippie. If we weren’t feeling it, we could just let him know we’d be on the quad during class and he was cool. He also graded on a curve and homework was on the honor system; 40% was an A on his tests.
An English teacher that I never had would sometimes not show up, and students could reliably find him at the donut shop.
pixiegod@reddit
I went to Catholic school as they were phasing out some of those old-school Irish nuns… The ones that would hit you across the knuckles with a ruler… I even had to do that chair thing where my legs were the chair my back was against the wall and I was holding a book for a prolonged time in front of me in front of the class…
Ngl, I totally deserved it…
ProfessionalGur5451@reddit
I went to a Catholic 1-8 grade school in the 1970s. They had rules for "reporting" other kids for breaking the rules. The main rule was that you couldn't report anyone who was in a grade above you. Asinine. I'll regale you with this anecdote to illustrate just how stupid this shit was. On my bus, the 8th graders had "reserved" the back seats for themselves. Do not question it. We were released to the busses by class, 8th grade first, 1st grade last, so seating was kind of a non-issue, just one of the 8th graders' flexes. One day the 8th graders were late, due to some confirmation bullshit. Anyhow, my fellow 3rd grader Barry, thought it would be funny if he took the very last seat. He grinned and stood his ground when the 8th graders boarded. Ed, biggest guy in the entire school just immediately commenced beating the living shit out of him, mercilessly. Did Ed get in trouble? Nope. None of the upper grade kids gave a fuck, and all we could do is just watch Barry get beat within an inch of his life, and then remember 50 years later.
I suppose this system was to show you your station in life.
Last year that school closed. There were all of these people on FB "oh so sad" when they announced its closure. Man fuck that place, I'm so stoked that that shithole closed. Fuck that school.
I should look up Barry and see how he's doing. I'm sure he remembers the biggest beating of his life.
Designer_Vast_9089@reddit
Grade school teachers could suck in the eighties especially with using humiliation as a punishment but the small town high school teachers of the early 90’s were worse. Wish we had stayed in the bigger town.
The science teacher would have Vietnam flashbacks, he also would get frustrated with us and start chucking things across the class and hit the back wall. I always got a chair to the side. He got pissed at me for not finishing a chemistry test and started yelling at me, I dished it right back, enough that the class stopped to watch, telling him that my parents had announced their divorce the day before.
My fuck field dried up early.
The algebra teacher would leave for the middle of each class to go hang and smoke down the hall in the teachers room. He also smoked between each class. That finally came to an end when my long time bully put his dick on a girl’s desk. The teacher had to stay in his room and the bully and some buddies were expelled. My senior year was peaceful. Too bad no one had taken me seriously since the eighth grade. The sexual harassment from fellow students was off the charts and they never had consequences because the male administrators didn’t give a shit.
HorrorhoundHippy73@reddit
2nd grade teacher literally brought students up in front of the class if they were misbehaving.
However upon bringing you up to the front of the class she would violently spank your ass (multiple times in one session) with a wooden hand that was shaped like this ✋️and about 2 inches thick. She referred to it as "The Helping Hand" .
This was early 80's (around '81/'82).
Its wild to think how fast she would arrested if she tought currently . Ironically her son turned out to be the town dumb ass/drunk.
choconamiel@reddit
High school Spanish teacher told us on the first day of class that if we were female and wore low cut tops we could improve our grade. Short skirts would also bring us up a grade. Wear both and sit in the front row... Guaranteed A in class.
Second grade teacher used duct tape on the mouths of students who talked in class.
High school algebra teacher called us retarded, threw chalkboard erasers and pencil erasers at us.
Worst though was more recent. The high school my daughters attended. Principal slept with a student, then after she graduated he hired her. Later it came out what he'd done. Instead of face the music, he hung himself. His own son was attending the school at the time.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
That's dark even by our standards.
Far-Translator-9181@reddit
I had a nun teacher who would verbally abuse our class every day in the late 80s. Also, I had a friend who lived on the other side of the country. His teacher would give students “licks” for being bad (as in beating their hands with a ruler) 😬
sid_not_vicious-11@reddit
oh man they put me in a larege cardboard box so I would not bother other kids then they put me in solitary for most of my 3rd grade I was 8. I was always acting up so they tested me and I came back all colledge level shit they thought I cheated tested me two more times and I only got better then they put me in a school for fuckups and retards which is what they called it at the time. ( today they would see I was bored and needed more) oh and they beat me with paddles and sticks. some teachers would slap my hands if I raised them. all sorts of shit that today would have them in jail. the good old days. would still rather be there than now
BarRemarkable6640@reddit
6th grade, 1986, Catholic school. I was reading a book of horse stories called All Horses Go to Heaven. The teacher walked by, glanced at the title, and said, "You know that's not true, don't you?" To an 11 year old!
Bostonterrierpug@reddit
I’m a type one diabetic so my parents would give the teacher, graham crackers and candy to keep in case my blood sugar went low. My sixth grade teacher kept on eating my graham crackers and candy to the point where they eventually had to speak to the principal after having had asked him like five or six times to stop doing it.
Celtic_Oak@reddit
I have a strong relationship with a teacher from my HS days. Many times we’ve talked about stuff that happened at my school that wasn’t considered all that weird but today would have totally gotten people very very fired.
CUNextTwosday@reddit
Our sex ed teacher who was also our gym teacher was apparently OBSESSED with Andre the Giant because he talked about how well endowed he was A LOT. So much so that when he brought up that one size fits all (I shit you not, this was our sex ed curriculum being taught) I raised my hand like the smart ass yet good girl I was and asked “is it true that one size fits all in the case of Andre the Giant?” The look on his face was priceless. Also this same teacher kept me after class one day to tell me I was too good for my boyfriend and that he would drag me down and I should break up with him. He wasn’t wrong but how inappropriate for a male teacher to tell a teen girl that?!
jad19090@reddit
Hitting our knuckles with a ruler, taking the paddle to our butts.
Flippedacoin@reddit
Jr High gym class, sometimes mixed classes, separate locker rooms. Showers required, strip naked, coach had a green notebook that tracked girls' periods so we couldn't skip showers!
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Well that's gross.
RockSteady65@reddit
That is truly disturbing.
jrock146@reddit
1st grade, duct taped to chair 5th grade thrown into wall in the library for being a smart ass, 7th grade kicked in my back for being a smart ass, and 8th grade pulled up out of my seat by my collar for being a smart ass
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Heck they didn't want to teach us to be dumbasses did they‽
Zorc_the_Pork@reddit
It was the end of my senior year. One of the hugest stoners at my school hot me blazed at the end of lunch period. I proceed to my Government class.
My teacher, Mr Peterson asks me why my eyes were so red. I mumbled out something about allergies. He then asks me how I got my flat-top to stick up so well. He asked me if I walked under my girlfriend to get it gelled”. My girlfriend was sitting right in front of me in class. She turned beet red. 1985 California
HaplessReader1988@reddit
Gross.
wildmstie@reddit
Dear Lord, so many stories!
I had a teacher who kept her dead cat bagged up in a classroom storage closet for weeks and made a couple of boys in the class take it outside and bury it when the smell got bad.
I had a teacher who would physically punch male students; with female students he was just scathingly sarcastic. He threw one boy against a window so hard the glass broke.
I had a teacher who vomited up a chunk of food onto his desk in the middle of class. He announced, "My burrito has arrived!" and spent the rest of the class period poking it with a pencil and musing on the health hazards of Mexican food.
I had a math teacher who liked to paddle girls. Only girls. Any pretext would do; I got it for doodling. He would make us bend over and hold our ankles so our butts were in the air as high as they would go.
I had another teacher who groped and fondled all the girls in class. Openly, for everyone to see. He preferred the really girly-girl cheerleader types, but we all experienced it. We all knew if we told anyone, it would be the person who told that got into trouble.
Those were all middle school teachers, by the way. High school was slightly better, but there were still some strange ones.
ThatContribution7336@reddit
Omg did we go to the same school?? My bio teacher would have happily had us dissect that cat
hawksmarinerz@reddit
There was a science teacher at my high school who was a known alcoholic and he would come to school blasted. The admin looked the other way. He was a scary mofo. The two examples I remember was him giving a student a death stare and then deliberately dropping glassware rather than answering the students questions and for me, having the fire extinguisher shot at my head because he didn’t like my question.
Funny that I ended up as a science teacher myself (not a high school one)
totaleclipse20@reddit
In 6th grade a teacher slapped me across the face because I answered a question in a "flippant" manner... Or so she said....
Majestic-Reception-2@reddit
Had a teacher that taught the lesson they needed to. No politics. Never knew their sexuality. Didn't put foreign flags before the US one. And wasn't offended by everything.
Crazy huh?
SpongegirlCS@reddit
Oh so you were one of those hall monitor kids, weren’t you. Pathetic.
GenX-ModTeam@reddit
Poor Behaviour - No antagonism, trolling, rage farming, flame wars, juvenility, or any other cantankerous commentary and/or behaviour will be tolerated.
Majestic-Reception-2@reddit
Because I had teachers that was not offended by everything, didn't try telling us about their personal sexual lives, did their jobs, and kept their political views out of the lesson plans?
SugarHooves@reddit
Oh my God, SHUT UP.
GenX-ModTeam@reddit
Poor Behaviour - No antagonism, trolling, rage farming, flame wars, juvenility, or any other cantankerous commentary and/or behaviour will be tolerated.
SpongegirlCS@reddit
Yeah. Fucking hall monitor right there. 🤣
JohnAnchovy@reddit
You list three things that offend you and then end it with, and wasn't offended by anything 😂.
Majestic-Reception-2@reddit
You didn't get educated it seems.
GenX-ModTeam@reddit
Poor Behaviour - No antagonism, trolling, rage farming, flame wars, juvenility, or any other cantankerous commentary and/or behaviour will be tolerated.
PM_MEOttoVonBismarck@reddit
I find it crazy how the people that call others snowflakes are the ones that get insanely upset over trivial things all the time.
JohnAnchovy@reddit
Right wingers are immune to cognitive dissonance. Each contradictory thought gets placed in its own separate box
cowpetter@reddit
Really, you didn't know if your teacher was married? That was not the norm.
Majestic-Reception-2@reddit
Nope, subject never came up. The subject was math and not social/sexual/political life of teachers.
cowpetter@reddit
Curious what honorifics your teachers used. Were they all something like sir/madam? Because our teachers went by Mr Mrs Ms.
And your teachers never shared anything about their own lives or used themselves as examples in their storytelling/problems? We certainly didn't know all the details but often we knew if they had kids or not.
Majestic-Reception-2@reddit
You must have been one of those "special" kids, huh?
Reminded the teacher of homework due?
Warning lable on the glue was because of YOU?
Had your assigned table at lunch?
Had a pass/excuse for PE?
GenX-ModTeam@reddit
Poor Behaviour - No antagonism, trolling, rage farming, flame wars, juvenility, or any other cantankerous commentary and/or behaviour will be tolerated.
Swampcrone@reddit
Yet here you are- offended by a teacher using the Mrs. Last name vs Miss or because. Teacher got pregnant and was showing.
Majestic-Reception-2@reddit
Nope .. a question was asked
Chicagogirl72@reddit
🤯
Substantial-Stage-82@reddit
When I was in high school a good friend of mines Dad was the shop teacher. The son was a grunge kid who painted his fingernails and dyed his hair, and the dad was your typical shop teacher. We got caught smoking with these chicks and when we got to shop class, Mr G (Dad) told everyone, with the exception of his son, to get out of the room. We all kinda just sat there like, really? He yelled as loud as he could, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM NOW. He was a big scary pissed off dude so we ran. He then proceeded to take a piece of wood to the drill press, drilled some holes in it, walked to his son and bent him over a table slamming his face into the wood, and starts hitting him, like spanking him, with this board. This goes on for maybe ten seconds and the mechanical drawing teacher gets wind of it, he walks around the corner and shoves us out of the way and runs in and is yelling "Ed you can't do that, ED STOP" He didn't. So Mr M grabs Mr G in a full Nelson and pulls him away. His son turns around and kicks his dad in the balls. He goes down. Mr M told us to go into his classroom. Fifteen mins later we were having shop class like nothing ever happened. And nothing happened. To Mr G OR HIS SON.. My friend, That prick, didn't get in school suspension like me and the girls did..I will never forget that. It was crazy . That type shit would be national news these days..I also had a graphic arts teacher who didn't care if you cussed in his class or even at him. As long as you didn't say Fuck. When you did say that and he heard it, he'd come behind you and either pull on your ear lobe really hard, or worse; pinch your shoulder muscle super fucking hard. I mean, it hurt like hell.. he did that shit daily and no one said anything. I graduated in 1998.
KelsarLabs@reddit
Richardson, Texas at North Jr High, we had a little English firecracker teacher named Ann Gorman. She would stand on her desk sometimes to teach waving her ruler in the air.
She taught things in cadence.
Has have had, do did does, may might must, could would should, am is are, was were being, sometimes yet and so
I am 58. You never forget it. 😜
She has passed now but there was a FB page dedicated to her that still exists I believe.
SubstantialPressure3@reddit
I had an older male teacher that would squat down in front of my desk and fold his arms on my desk and give me strange compliments. One day he bit my arm, softly. He did all that stuff in front of other students during class. He was really creepy.
_Elderflowers_@reddit
I missed the first two weeks of freshman year of high school because I had my appendix out. I was nervous as hell, because I was moving from a tiny, one hallway long, one class for each grade Catholic elementary school to a Catholic girl’s high school with three floors, various wings, elevators, etc. I was shy and introverted (and undiagnosed neurodivergent), so coming in two weeks late already had me in a tizzy. I had staples holding my scar together and a doctor’s note requesting that I not carry heavy books, use the stairs or take part in gym class for a certain amount of time. The gym teacher was an obnoxious little beach ball of a man who humiliated me in front of the class by mocking the fact that I couldn’t participate, Pooh-Poohed the dr note, and told me I was fine and that if I soaked for a while in the spa tub (something there for the athletics teams, I suppose), it would relieve my pain and I could carry one. I wasn’t supposed to get the incision wet. He then pronounced that all women were pill-poppers and complainers, and forced me to stand in the formation where everyone else was assembled, doing calisthenics. I guess he thought if I was embarrassed enough, I would break down and participate. But I just stood there with my face turning red and feeling like a fool, because I knew I wasn’t supposed to exercise yet. I had to ride the aforementioned elevator for a while, and my first day there, I had to get one there with this ancient nun who still wore the full habit and looked like a horror movie ghost. She barked out, “Well! What’s wrong with you?!” This one I can actually laugh about now. She was just old and cranky. But she scared the crap out of me. Sister Patrick. I’ll never forget her.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
My late husband's gym teacher refused a Dr's note when he was scheduled for sinus surgery to address chronic nose bleeds. Teacher made my him play and a severe nosebleed started. Teacher had to escort him to the nurse and got extremely bloody. Also got reamed by the nurse, yay nurse!
_Elderflowers_@reddit
How awful!
400888@reddit
4th grade teacher slammed my head into my book hurting my nose because I wasn’t paying attention. Undiagnosed adhd made my educational experience tough to say the least.
QuizzicalWizard@reddit
Picked a kid up by the belt buckle and threw him several feet because he was running inside.
Fritzo2162@reddit
I went to a Catholic school. The nuns over there were masters of torture. We had kids that had to kneel in front of the class and hold books with their arms outstretched, and if they dropped a book they'd get smacked with a yardstick. In 5th grade St Isebela moved one kid's desk into the 'cloak room' for an entire quarter...sitting in the dark.
Once in 6th grade I was talking to the girl next to me in Social Studies class. Sr. Eugenia called on me for a question and I didn't know the answer. She made me stand the rest of the class. That girl then passed me a note and I started to read it...then I got called on again. Again I didn't know the answer...that nun closed her text book and THREW IT LIKE A NINJA STAR AT MY FACE. The corner hit me in the forehead and put a dent in it that started to bleed. She didn't care and made me keep standing there. After a bit of blood tricked down my nose she said "GO TO THE NURSE AND GET YOURSELF CLEANED UP."
I still have a small scar from that. Nuns back then were serious business!
Bastyra2016@reddit
I got an eraser to the head and I wasn’t even talking.
I didn’t have any real negative experiences most of my elementary school teachers were pretty cool. Some of my high school teachers were just passing time but nothing like some of these stories
TioSancho23@reddit
I went to 2 different public high schools with on campus gun ranges. (NC, TN)
I carried a pocket knife daily, and would openly use it to slice an apple or the like. That was permitted.
But wear a hat inside? That will get you ISS.
Ivy1974@reddit
Touching you. Dressing so sexy you focus more on them than what they are teaching. I one time had my arm around the VP’s leg to comfort me. I sometimes wonder what would happen if I slid my hand further up her leg. The office door was closed.
wickedlees@reddit
I was a natural lefty but I was beaten with a ruler on my hand anytime I used my left hand. I'm now ambidextrous. It bears noting this was in Iran, my mother did go to the school & smacked my teacher with a ruler and they did change my school to an international school
kerosenehat63@reddit
PE Teacher in Grade 11 punched a student in front of about 10 of us because we didn't run our laps. Nobody said a word.
TioSancho23@reddit
Starting in 1980 i went to a fundamentalist parochial school.
If we got in trouble in 1st - 4th grade, and spanking wasn’t enough, we had to spend recess kneeling on a concrete floor with noses in contact with the wall, as a typical detention punishment.
Hands were to be held behind the back.
Occasionally one, of us would fish out from lack of circulation.
I think this is now known as a ‘stress position’.
This could be for most anything like speaking out of turn, incomplete assignments, or poor performance on a pop quiz.
AntelopeCrafty@reddit
We learned how to type on Commodore 64s in middle school. The teacher had a bracket placed over the backspace key, so we could not cheat. We had a notebook placed next to the keyboard full of letters and words on pages that were spaced to be the exact size of the screen when completed. We had to turn the brightness of the screen all the way down and could not look at our hands. If we did, our teacher would hit us across the knuckles with a wooden ruler. When you finished with the page, you turned the brightness back up and had to keep your hands in your lap. If you touched the keyboard, or heaven help you, the backspace button under the bracket, you would get a hard wack across the knuckles.
We had a gym teacher in middle school who was also a football coach, and he hated letting us drink water. He said it made us cramp up and get weak. All this while running/jogging 3 to 4 miles around the hot asphalt track or around the school grounds. One kid complained on a 90 plus degree day, so he brought a bucket and ladle for water. He then threw sawdust in the bucket and said we could drink it if we wanted. Oh, if you stopped running or jogging, he would add an extra mile to your run. The soles of my gym shoes collapsed from all the running.
Worst punishment I got was for sneaking a pair of cleats in for a day of running hills. It was a 45 degree hill two stories tall that we had to run up and down. When coach saw my cleats, I had to run a mile barefoot on the track. He checked my shoes every day after that.
Lance8282@reddit
Had a teacher who just put an assignment on the board and sat at her computer. Not sure what she was doing but this was pre internet. I was told she was unfireable. She was a woman of color with epilepsy.
memeof1@reddit
My grade one teacher spanked us. Only happened once, my mom put a stop to that, but I remember many kids getting spanked. Mrs Palmer she was an old miserable woman.
SpokaneSmash@reddit
I had a teacher who would make up cruel names for awkward students and bully them with it in front of the class. The bullies thought he was the greatest teacher ever. He not only allowed but encouraged their behavior. All the other teachers knew and did nothing, even the ones who claimed they disapproved. They still insisted his victims show him respect, because he is a teacher after all.
asj-777@reddit
In my grammar school we had an assistant principal who, if disciplining boys, would grab you by the short hairs on the back of your neck and lead you down the hall to the office that way, almost lifting you up a little.
Significant_Most5407@reddit
I went to catholic school. Half the teachers were nuns. They were MEAN. Things I remember; being screamed at, tripped on purpose. They'd smack us randomly, for fidgeting, talking out. I remember in math class, we'd be working on a paper. One nun would walk around with a large ruler. Shed stop at our desk , look at our answers. If she noticed something was incorrect,she'd smack our hands as hard as she could with the ruler. I still remember the sting.
Mama_Tried77@reddit
My 7th grade gym teacher (1989-1990) had me run twice as many laps as everyone else in the mornings because “you’d be really pretty if you weren’t so big”
RaqMountainMama@reddit
How did I escape this? My teachers were normal. I had a Jewish Algebra teacher who was so offended by my required marching band Christmas fundraiser of assorted sausages & cheeses, he kicked me out of class. I didn't know he was Jewish until that day when he yelled about not bringing Christmas to his classroom because he was Jewish. I failed his class because I was scared to say anything in there. The only thing that made the fundraiser "Christmas" was the word.
And that same year, the band director got caught having a sexual relationship with a band student who had tragically lost her brother the year prior. He had been conforting/grooming her. He got arrested at school.
This was in the 80's.
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HaplessReader1988@reddit
Re #2: not to excuse the teacher but I'll bet your friend laughed nervously and pretended to agree it was funny. That shit was always uncomfortable-- but objecting made a girl a bigger target for more/worse.
WimpyZombie@reddit
When I was in 4th grade, the science teacher would start off the class by explaining and demonstrating whatever we were studying that day, then we would break up into groups of 4 or 5 and do experiments.
As we were all working on the experiments, he would walk around the room to see how everyone was doing and answer questions. THEN....he would randomly stand behind students and give us shoulder and neck massages.
Funny thing....we all actually enjoyed it and looked forward to it. He didn't do it to every student every day....just randomly picked a couple from each group. I don't think any of us noticed if he "favored" any particular students and I know he didn't favor the girls over the boys either.
Like I said....we actually enjoyed it and didn't think anything wrong of it. But wow....to look back on it now and think what would happen to a teacher who did it today. Damn.
MetalTrek1@reddit
Our one gym teacher was a Vietnam veteran. He was cool. As long as you put on shorts and didn't cause trouble, he didn't break balls. One was a lesbian, supposedly, but homophobia of the time notwithstanding, everyone genuinely liked her because she was really nice. And also didn't break balls. One looked like a leprechaun, but was also easy going so we all liked him too. The other two were complete douche canoes and everyone hated them, even the athletes. One of those athletes was one of the best wrestlers in the state. Cool guy and I got along with him great, especially as a non athlete Metalhead 😀. I once saw him hit one of the douche gym teachers in the head with a soccer ⚽️ ball, claiming he was attempting to pass it to a friend of mine. Still one of the funniest things I ever saw in high school. This kid was bringing good press and trophies to our school, so nobody was going to mess with that. And the teacher in question really WAS a giant know (and I say this as an educator myself).
erino3120@reddit
Throwing desks
Nicolehall202@reddit
Elementary School - Assistant Principal used to pull kids by the ears painfully all the time. No one stopped him JHS - one teacher used to have “relationships” with 14 year old girls. He would take them to motels and…
Meliko069@reddit
My 10 year old nephew lied to his teacher and they make him clean the school with a toothbrush for weeks lol that was a year ago in Germany and that kid has disabilities. They still get away with so much compared to the states
Clean-Entry-262@reddit
I had a teacher call me the “R” word in a computers class back in high school …we were supposed to type in “code” and the computer was supposed to play “Mary had a little lamb” …she was reading the list out loud and we were typing it in. She said something along the lines of “One One Oh Oh One Oh One One Oh Oh Oh (etc)” and I was typing the actual Number 1 and the Letter O …it was supposed to be the Number Zero! It would NOT work for me, after repeated attempts, so she finally stood behind me, with an eyeroll, and read it all off again, continuing to say “Oh” instead of “Zero” …I typed it in EXACTLY as she said …and THEN she glanced down and saw the actual keystrokes …take a look at a keyboard, and note the position of the letter “O” versus the number “Zero” …and then she said “Oh, my GOD, you’re a fcking R****!!” …I cussed her out, swiped everything off the desk and onto the floor, stormed out of the classroom, marched directly to my Guidance Counsellor’s office, and dropped the class …swore I would NEVER touch a computer as long as I lived! …and here we are. To this day, I can still barely send an email, and most of my friends and family refer to me as “Technologically Amish”.
pakepake@reddit
My 5th grade teacher smoked in the room one day near the end of the school year as she graded papers.
One-Pepper-2654@reddit
Teacher made two of my friends kneel on either side of him and hold up books with both arms. He then took a green permanent marker and drew clown faces on them. “You wanted to be clowns, now you are clowns.”
Meliko069@reddit
Most of my teachers were alcoholics.( Germany) lol My teacher faded in class and the ambulance picked him up( exactly 1 day after his birthday.) They said he was not feeling well but that hospital was main employer for that region and people talk. He was just drunk. Same guy also had an affair with my art teacher and they fucked on our field trip.
Eldritch-banana-3102@reddit
I had a chemistry teacher in high school in the early 80s who would throw "energy balls" at us if we got out of line.
kcracker1987@reddit
Mine used to kick my buddy and I out of class for being disruptive. She'd send us over to the lab storage room (filled with old senior science projects and parts).
He and I would dink around with lasers and mix (semi)random chemicals to make smoke.
At the end of the week, she'd have us demonstrate (and explain)something to the rest of the class. This was in honors physics.
She gave us WAY too much latitude, but we never started a fire we couldn't contain or blew anything up. She's still the only HS teacher whose name I remember. Thanks Mrs. Reed!
TioSancho23@reddit
Handing out candy cigs as a reward for good behavior.
Charlie61172@reddit
Corporal punishment. When I was growing up teachers could, and did, beat us.
412_15101@reddit
Mrs Lickey, was an old bat already in the late 70’s. If she saw a girl with a pony tail she would yank it. And I mean hard! She felt girls hair should not be in anything but a bun or French twist.
hannygee42@reddit
You are going to like this story! In the 1980s after I got kicked out of a couple regular high schools ( F punk rock?er)) I got sent to what they call in California a "continuation school" for bad kids like me. During lunch if we had been good one of us students could get our music played (on a cassette tape of course) over the loudspeakers. There was a lot of Led Zeppelin, and things of that ilk. Never anything particularly interesting, no one brought Warren Zevon or Tom Waits or blues music, it was just pretty generic rock 'n' roll. So I show up as a new student, and I've got the school playing Dead Kennedys, FEAR, and black flag, etc. The other kids would throw their food at me and often I would pick it up and eat it and that would be my lunch. The principal was this old Marine guy with a soggy wet unlit cigar in his mouth all the time named Mr. Munson. Mr.Munson had a big wood paddle that I believe said US Marines that he would spank kids with. A couple of times he caught me off campus smoking a joint and he would give me the option as he would all the kids of calling your parents or bending over the desk. I always had him call my parents. Anyway I was not very popular as you can imagine and I was the only punk rock female in our small group of punks. Mr. Munson was aware that I was loathed and teased so occasionally when he was going to spank a young man he would call me over the intercom to come to the office immediately. Ultimately this led me in my later years to become a rather inspired dominatrix. I loved that paddle!
SaltyCrashNerd@reddit
Reading test scores aloud and declaring “smart one” or “stupid one” to the entire class. Smart ones got candy. Stupid one’s got shamed.
designsbyintegra@reddit
My kindergarten teacher used to dress up for every little holiday. She wouldn’t be our teacher that day. She would be a character that day. I loved it. She was quirky and loved her kids.
My art teacher who I adored had dagger length nails that she would dig into kids skin to get them to behave. I loved art so I never got the nails.
My gym teacher lost his damn mind one day. Like this dude snapped. Screaming, tossing things at us. I remember us all looking at each other wondering what we were supposed to do. I volunteered to get a more component adult. As a kid you look at it as someone who freaked out. As an adult I understand exactly how and why this could happen. Always wondered if he made it out okay. I hope he did.
I had a lot of teachers that were verbally abusive and I have horror stories from them but I’d be typing up a novel to tell those stories.
United_Pie_5484@reddit
We had a science teacher in 85 that frequently threw desks, books, erasers, whatever he had within reach at students. Nobody cared, other than the targets of course. One of his regular targets in my class went on to murder his wife then himself in the parking lot of her apartment, I often wonder if his abuse contributed to Joey’s breaking down all those years later.
Years later when he was elderly and frail he told my daughter’s class to ignore rumors that he threw shit at students as it was all lies. I wanted to go to his class and throw a desk at him and claim he was lying about it and ask him how it felt.
ogbellaluna@reddit
ok, in elementary school, i had an older woman as a teacher. this woman never should have been a teacher: she used a metal chalk holder, and if there were no plain pieces of chalk handy, she’d huck her chalk, holder and all at your head like a missile; she threw chalk-covered erasers in faces and on torsos; she pulled hair and gave smacks upside heads; friday was always ‘clean your desk day’, and if she felt your job was not done well, she flipped your desk like a real housewife.
HaplessReader1988@reddit
And then there was the bio teacher who tried to refuse me permission to go to the nurse after I burned my finger. My lab partner had lit the bunsen burner and heated something without telling me, and the next step I had to move it into place. I had a mesh screen embossed on my finger in crispy white.
I have a vague memory that he let me go down after someone else said it smelled like hamburgers. Burn was small, but bad enough I lost the fingerprint on that patch
MissGoodbean@reddit
7th grade male math teacher The boy that was sitting across from me ripped out a page from spiral notebook while teacher was talking, made that zipper sound, the teacher walked to boys desk, wadded up the paper and proceeded to cram it down the boy’s throat. Teacher was also known for throwing chalkboard erasers at students.
Plum_Berry_Delicious@reddit
In 1986 in Christian school, I was paddled by the Principal for using short pencils instead of long new ones. I liked how I could fit my thumb over the top. The paddle was a flat wooden club with holes drilled in it to reduce drag as it came whooshing down onto bare skin.
They later admitted corporal punishment wasn't the message their institution should be sending but it wasn't changed until after 2005.
Just one of a long list of things that assisted in making me crazy lol
Xyzzydude@reddit
Mouth duct taped shut for talking too much. In kindergarten. It was a private kindergarten in an Episcopal church, 1969 or 1970 not sure which year.
I was an annoying chatterbox, tbf
jepeplin@reddit
Elementary school: progressive public school with Boston College teaching students everywhere. Classes were mixed 1st and 2nd, 3rd and 4th, etc. My 3rd and 4th grade class… no desks. Teachers were complete hippies. Called them by their first name. Any writing was done on the carpet with no emphasis on spelling, just on being “creative”. Thank god I was an obsessive reader and have always had a knack for spelling and grammar. We would come up with lots of plays and make costumes, there were stories we would write for the class, outdoors stuff. It was like Montessori but with no real plan. I hit 5th/6th having never seen a times table. This teacher was older, wore a skirt or dress every day, insisted on being called Mrs. Adams. I looooved her, loved the discipline, but hated the math having had basically none of it all the years prior. We moved that year, I went to a huge regional school, and I was in the weeds. Oh well!
HaplessReader1988@reddit
One of our junior high teachers showed up to a night event drunk. He sat in the drama classroom with all our stored stuff as theft prevention, although I don't remember anyone bothering with that role before or after. Hopefully his wife drove since she was also a teacher.
SuzyQ4416@reddit
Mine is minor. I had a sixth grade teacher who would whack your desk with a hammer if you weren’t paying attention.
OverMlMs@reddit
I remember my second grade teacher sending us out for recess while he stayed in the classroom and chain-smoked at the window while “watching” us
cyberrodent@reddit
In high school I had a medical issue that kept me from participating in gym. Once a week, The gym teacher would give me a dime and a paper with some weird words and numbers (like “Big Brown: 20, Ferdinand: 50”) on it. He’d tell me to go down the road to the pay phone, call a phone number and read off the weird names and numbers. Pretty sure I was placing bets on horse races for him.
queenoforeos@reddit
I went to a small southern k-12 private school until my Junior year. I used to get my hand paddled in 1st grade for using too much glue. She used to break rulers on me. The 4th grade teacher was notorious for slapping kids across the face. The PE teacher we had for most of my school career had mega anger issues and dated one of the 2nd grade teachers and they used to have knock down drag out fights during school hours. The next PE teacher (when I was a freshman) was fresh out of college and HOT and ended up dating a senior. She was 18 and not in any of his classes or on his teams so no one cared. We used to have bomb threats called in anytime someone didn’t want to take a test so we would have to all file out onto the football field and sit there for hours while the school was cleared. I think there was only 1 time the person calling was caught.
aliceincrazytown@reddit
Well, there was this Civics teacher in 9th grade who was a Vietnam vet, and who'd occasionally have flash backs in class and start describing blood and guts and exploded mines... he was notorious in our school, lol!
Fit_Conversation5529@reddit
Wow my memories seem like nothing compared to all this. I remember my teacher putting a kid (who would probably now be considered ADHD) in the coat closet when he was acting up. She’d teach her lesson and let him out eventually.
NachtXmusik21@reddit
I remember pre-K (1978); I was 4. there was a little "playhouse" structure in the corner of the classroom (in the front, so everyone could see/you could be made xan example of"). I still remember vividly getting sent "to the corner" for not being able to shut up. many, many, MANY times.
[now having taught preschool in 2 different states & 3 schools, so messed up (4 yos aren't able to be completely quiet OR stationary for long periods of time!)]. fucking 70s...
but absolutely; didn't get my ADHD dx until 27yo (51 now). this even though my older GenX bf (born '68/about to be 57yo) has said more than once (I think it's funny, bc DUH 😅), "you are the most hyperactive person I have EVER met". and that's MEDCATED & after 30 yrs of therapy!!! 🤦🏻♀️🤣
Fit_Conversation5529@reddit
Yes! My K teacher used to make one “energetic” girl sit under the piano while singing and playing about the ABC’s or whatever. Honestly I couldn’t tell you one thing about the lessons because all I could think about was that poor little girl crying under the piano while we all watched. It sounds like the stuff of horror movies.
NachtXmusik21@reddit
damn. even though it's so vivid & I remember hating it & being pissed off & feeling like it wasn't fair, I think I got off lightly. (I don't remember crying, myself). but watching another kid going through that, makes everyone (ie, you & rest of class) a victim of that messed up adult behavior too. bc you had empathy (& probably fear, I'm guessing). reminds me of being "held hostage" @ home to watch my dad abuse whomever was the target that day. (shit, probably why the corner "little house" pissed me off vs scared me). sorry, for that. (bc you remember it now too, just like I do & we were basically the same age).
I definitely think overall, I got off easy in terms of shitty 70s/80s treatment (compared to so many here!). never got hit or anything crazy like that...(@ school, I mean). some of the stories here are so bad, the teachers should've not only been fired, but in jail forever too!
granted, my above example WAS in Greenwich, CT (New England old money & celebrity wealth), but I still think overall all the way through end of HS, where I grew up meant teachers knew they COULDN'T do much of the old school "teaching" bc the parents could & would basically end them (& their careers).
_Silent_Android_@reddit
That my HS music teacher had, ummm...relations with some of his female students (not all at once, but there would always be one senior girl in the orchestra every year that was rumored to be hooked up with him in the extracurricular sense, if you know what I mean).
I don't know if he ever got arrested. Maybe it's because they were all already 18 so he never got the .PDF file charges. But still though...those rumors were like things everyone kinda knew.
Sufficient_Stop8381@reddit
In elementary school the principal would come into the classroom to give birthday spankings. It was considered fun then but in retrospect, the guy seemed to like it way too much.
Reader47b@reddit
The algebra teacher made us do pushups if we forgot our homework, but that was effective, and I don't have an issue with that. The science teacher would slam a ruler an inch from our hand on the desk if we weren't paying attention (but he'd never actually hit us), and that too was effective. NOT effective - We had one P.E. teacher who intentionally downgraded the smart kids in all of his classes every quarter and then made us line up in the hall outside his office and come in one by one to beg to have our grades raised so the low grades wouldn't hurt our GPAs. He always raised them (P.E., by school rules, was an A if you dressed out and fully participated - you didn't have to be athletic - you just had to consistently try), but anyone who was an A-student had to go through that humiliating routine every quarter.
Impressive_Star_3454@reddit
Our history teacher in high school would carry one of those long wooden pointer sticks while he was lecturing and walking during class. If he stopped at random by your desk and asked a question, he would wack the pointer on your desk for emphasis to make sure he got your attention. It was also used as an impromptu prop for storytelling when needed.
Everyone liked him, and most people got A's as long as they paid attention, could answer questions during his lectures, and passed his tests.
Oh yeah, and because the high school was an open air concept at the time, there were letters above each area hung from the ceiling, so you knew where your class was. Ours was an F.
He would call us F-Troop.
Google it.
He later became principal of the high school many years later.
TLo45@reddit
Elementary school gym teacher (male) used to gather the kids around every month for birthday spankings. He’d call the kids who had birthdays up that month and one by one they’d lay over his lap and he’d use a paddle to spank them. The spanking was a light touch, but he’d rub the paddle all over their asses and make a big scene about it and make kissy sounds to the girls. Some of the kids would laugh and thought it was fun. I always thought it was horrifying and was grateful my birthday is in July.
DeeLite04@reddit
Had a middle school teacher who would read us daily Christina devotions every morning. And a HS AP English teacher who put the Bible on our required reading list. Guess there’s no separation of church and state in the south.
On a funnier note I had a HS algebra teacher who would give out Dum Dums and Smarties after each nine weeks grades. If you got an A or B he would give you Smarties and anything lower a Dum Dum pop. We all loved him and thought it was hilarious. But today’s parents would have a damn aneurysm if that happened to their kids.
Just-Another-Poster-@reddit
My high-school English teacher made you go into the hallway and ask the next kid of the opposite sex if they wanted to go to Chuckie Cheese with you if you didn't have your homework.
The science teacher would threaten to sting you with his electric cattle rod if you fell asleep in class. LOL.
CaleyB75@reddit
I started grade school in Los Angeles. Then my parents divorced and my mother moved herself and my brothers to small-town Massachusetts. That's where my trouble with school and teachers began -- largely, I think, because I wasn't Irish or Catholic.
PublicCraft3114@reddit
The day before Good Friday my grade 6 gym teacher repeatedly whipped all of us behind the knees with his knotted whistle cord because we needed to "understand Jesus's suffering".
Loud_Welder_4819@reddit
We had a science teacher that drank bottles of Robitussin throughout the day. This was late 80’s/early 90’s - so the OG formula (IYKYK)
Vegetable-Junket-366@reddit
My social studies teacher in 1988/89 would regularly take swigs from his bottle of Scope
Loud_Welder_4819@reddit
Whatever got them through the day I guess
Ornery_Treacle7266@reddit
1st grade, this kid who was the chubby kid got picked on Scotty was his name, and then there was the jerk Micheal who just was always into something, he kicked the kids chair out from underneath him and he busted his ass and cracked his head open on a desk when falling back, the teacher seemed like she was 8ft tall, she was at least 6foot tall 😂 slapped him straight across the face and drug him to the hall by his ear!!! We didn't see Micheal anywhere but in the hall for a couple days....fast forward to high school and I had switched elementary school ol Scotty is too Hotty now lost all his baby fat and Micheal is still a trouble maker, now at 51 Micheal is in prison has been for a least 15 years and Scotty to Hotty runs a beach bar in Florida!!!!
bookjunkie315@reddit
The science teacher in 8th grade beat up an asshole kid.
lemony197236@reddit
Got into a fight with another girl, went to the vice principles office; while talking about why we were fighting the other girl jumped up and slapped me before I knew what happened. The VP jumped out of his chair and said to the girl “you come in here and shit on my desk and act like it don’t stink” he kicked me out of the office after that so I don’t know what happened afterwards.
Come to find out she had just came back from juvie and he had helped her keep it quiet that she had been arrested.
Agreeable_Initial667@reddit
Paddle Spankings. Hell, one of my teachers even had his own bedazzled paddle with his name engraved on it that he used to hang over the chalkboard to scare the shit out of all the kids. Looking back on it, that was absolutely nuts.
Salt_E_Dawg@reddit
Rolling a practice grenade down the aisle between desks to see who would jump on it.
kaishinoske1@reddit
Getting hit with a stack of 10 rulers held together with rubber bands to hit my hands when I was in second grade. I missed out on lunch cause I couldn’t carry anything in my hands let alone a tray.
myboytys@reddit
Try the nuns making us go and view the body in the open coffin of our class teacher who passed away. We were 9 and 10 years of age.
destinoob@reddit
Fourth grade - threw glue/paste bottles whenever kids were talking but should be listening.
Fifth grade - smoked cigars in class if outdoors or stood on the verandah and leaned in through a window while teaching and smoking if indoors. Also let some of us light them if we were good. He also took kids from the boarding school pig hunting and roo shooting but that stopped once a kid was accidentally shot.
Positive-Froyo-1732@reddit
My high school English teacher is one of my favorite humans ever, and we are FB friends to this day. She gave me a copy of Playgirl for my 17th birthday (nude Rick Springfield!). She also gave me my crush's home address and phone number. Totally unacceptable stuff now. 🤣
ReadRightRed99@reddit
Umm yeah. Teachers providing students with pornography is generally frowned upon.
BadPAV3@reddit
What?
ReadRightRed99@reddit
Did I stutter?
irishgator2@reddit
My English teacher kept an ad of Jim Palmer in his underwear, and Magnum PI in his short shorts in her desk. Yeah, she probably knew I was gay when showing it to me.
EmilyAnne1170@reddit
My senior year, our Government teacher's birthday. A couple of the guys brought him a porno magazine as a gift. He kept holding it up and looking at it in class, and saying things like "Whoa! Page 17!" and laughing. He would've gotten along great with your English teacher!
cuttlefishofcthulhu7@reddit
First grade - I had a substitute teacher that made me stay after school supposedly because I went up to the pencil sharpener too many times.
Fourth grade - I had an art teacher that called on me in class and I didn't remember the answer to the question. So he calls on somebody else and then says "since my name isn't smart enough to remember." He was just always an asshole to me for some reason.
1991 sixth grade - there was a group of boys in my class that would bully me constantly. They were from the neighborhood and they were constantly torment me about my mother who was unwell. So what does my sixth grade teacher do? She changes the seating plan to where I'm literally sitting in the middle of all these boys...that's right, they were all surrounding me. Because according to her I "needed to learn to get along with others."
1996-97 High school French junior and senior year - had a teacher that not only actively bullied me about coming to his class late because I had newspaper as the previous class, but would always encourage people in our class to bully me as well. He would ask them if he should "go off" on me to which they would always say yes because obviously they wanted to see me get yelled at and in trouble.
Another girl and I were on the newspaper staff and sometimes we would come to French class late. Megan never got yelled at but I would. And sometimes she would even join in, like the one day she turned around and yelled at me that it was my own fault. I turned around and Mr Z is staring at me with his jaw dropped.
One day I got fed up and I pointed this out... to which this other girl who was a preppy athlete goes "that's because we don't like you." Mr. Z of course said nothing and nobody else said anything either.
I ended up dropping newspaper senior year. Megan was still on the staff and her and the snotty girl were in a group one day (did I mention they were friends?) Megan asked me in a fake-friendly tone if I'm okay. I say I'm fine and then they whisper back and forth to each other and start laughing. Again this was all in front of Mr. Z... and he said NOTHING.
FUN TIMES!
nnr70@reddit
Our Principal in grade school in the 70’s would take out a paddle that looked like a cricket stick and smack misbehaving kids in front of the whole class. This was allowed back then! Crazy
RandallC1212@reddit
I went to high school in the mid 80s during the glory days of cocaine.
We had an English teacher who was HEAVILY addicted to cocaine. He would get the sweats in class, act manically at times and CONSTANTLY leave the room for "a break".
He was actually a really cool teacher and everyone knew the deal but we just kind of ignored it after a while.
divinerebel@reddit
I was super smart and came from a book-loving home so I spent most of elementary school doing other things...running off dittos, grading multiple choice tests, shelving library books, etc. Free labor!
I was also undiagnosed ADHD (and probably autism) and got lots of "not working up to potential" and "daydreaming instead of paying attention in class" report cards. 1970s.
In 7th grade gym class we jumped hurdles one day. I told the teacher, Mrs. Long, after the first jump that my knee felt funny. She told me to do it again and if it still hurt, I could sit out. We'll, 2nd jump left me on the floor. I tore my ACL and it got stuck in my kneecap so I couldn't bend or straighten my leg. Had to get wheelchaired though Middle school in my gym uniform. Had to have knee surgery and a summer of PT. No gym for 8th grade though!
High school in the 80s got trickier. I had a 10th grade English teacher who was clearly still trying to get in good with the cheerleader crowd (which i was vehemently NOT) and reveled in pairing me up with my nemesis, assigning BS papers, etc. The Vice Principal waited for me every morning by the front doors with a detention slip already written out, and handed it to me AS THE BELL WAS STILL RINGING. Mr. Green. Asshole. He got really mad when my art teacher said I needed to work on art projects for the school. He want us detention kids to SIT THERE QUIETLY. No reading, no drawing/painting, no homework. JUST SIT. For an hour. The kids loved watching me paint and Mr. Green was furious about it.
Other teacher issues: Math teacher Mr. Callahan yelled a lot and threw things at students - erasers, books, even desks! Scary. Gym teacher Mrs. Hornberger kept a fifth of vodka in her desk drawer.
Oh, and our bus driver... one day, she was so drunk, the bust swerved all over the place! Tree branches were breaking off into the bus windows! I tried to stick it out but gave up and got off early at my friend's house. That was her last day.
otherwise_data@reddit
in kindergarten, the teacher’s assistant was a rather old lady. during nap time, she sat in a chair in the middle of the room with a yardstick. if you moved or talked, you had to go up to her and get five licks on the bottom with the yardstick.
one day, my mat was next to this annoying girl who kept whispering. the teacher thought it was me. she came over, jerked me up by the arm, hauled me to the middle of the room and spanked me with the yardstick.
i was embarrassed, humiliated, and OUTRAGED at the injustice. nothing was done about the other girl or the assistant.
i never forgot the name of the TA, and i never spoke to that other little girl again. it has been 50 years and i still remember the whole thing vividly.
Aeribous@reddit
Nun broke a fourth graders nose with a yard stick. No charges but they stopped corporal punishment after that.
OhSassafrass@reddit
Private catholic High school. Idk what they were arguing about but tall jock football kid arguing with the Religion teacher, who was shorter, 5”7 maybe, in the middle of the hall during passing period. It’s an over crowded school so the hall is packed. But it’s unusual to hear shouting and these two are really yelling. And then the teacher punched the kid. Lays him OUT, KO. It’s silent in the hall, as we collectively whispered to ourselves WTF?
And then the bell rang and we all went to class. Teacher was gone for 3 days. When he returned not a word was said about it. I think the kid was suspended for a week.
Careless-Two2215@reddit
I wanted to be a photojournalist growing up. Were we all into that? Anyways my high school photography teacher gave shoulder rubs to the older prettier girls. I was so freaked out I flunked out in that class and decided to go into another field.
SecureSundae2546@reddit
Scotch tape over the mouth.
bill_tongg@reddit
I started primary school in 1970. In the UK corporal punishment in state schools wasn't banned until 1986, so I saw a bit of it. In primary school, around 1975 there was a teacher who seemed to enjoy inflicting pain, his chosen weapon being a wooden ruler - the victim had to hold their hand out to be hit.
From the age of 11 I went an old-fashioned grammar school for boys, founded in 1604 and filled with old men at the end of their teaching careers, with old fashioned ideas about discipline. The PE teacher, an ex-British Army PT instructor, attempted to maintain control with the use of a gym shoe across the buttocks, applied in front of the rest of the class, but he was the only real sadist. My physics teacher, who had been a member of the team developing radar in the early part of WW2 and apparently a brilliant, if damaged, man, carried a 1 metre wooden rule in class, which extended his reach considerably. If he was close enough he'd just smack any boys not paying attending attention around the head with his hand.
Finally, my wonderful English teacher. He had been a bomb aimer in RAF bombers during WW2 and boasted of his ability to land a wooden blackboard duster on the desk of anyone in the classroom not paying attention. He was good too - a loud bang, clouds of dust and much hilarity for the rest of the class.
Fit-Distribution2303@reddit
Had an 11th grade English teacher (in 1988) who would give test answers (where you had to match sayyyy a word with its definition numbered 1-26 and A-Z) like this:
"Number 1 is L...that's L as in Lick it."
"Number 2....Number 2 is S... as in Suck it."
And so on.
Everyone thought it was hilarious. No one was offended.
He also wore a black studded belt. There were rumors that he took some of the older male students over to the strip clubs in Canada, 0but I have no clue if that was true.
jIdiosyncratic@reddit
Vaping in the classroom but said we couldn't do it and we should just live vicariously through her.
TotalOk1462@reddit
In second grade one kid shanked another kid with a #2 pencil in the back. The teacher was so horrified and then conflicted about getting those two boys to the principals office to call an ambulance and leaving the rest of us unattended while she was doing that. After what felt like a long moment, she walked out of the classroom with them, shouting at us over her shoulder “to behave”. I can’t imagine we were left to our own devices for very long but no one was in their seats when a frazzled adult showed up to restore some order to our classroom. It was a few hours afterwards before our actual teacher returned.
daniel940@reddit
We had a HS history teacher who was also the girls' track coach. He heavily favored the girls in class, and was a huge dick to the boys (unless they were on the varsity wrestling team, which he assistant coached). If any of the pretty girls asked, he'd give them a pass to leave the school grounds to go to the nearby donut shop, etc., on the condition that they bring him back something.
I'm such a history buff as an adult, but man, I HATED history as a student, for obvious reasons. My dad could never get his head around how I could despise a subject so interesting, accessible and relevant.
DarkerDrone@reddit
Early 70s all boys school, nasty place. I got the cane a few times for being boisterous, one time the psycho deputy head broke the cane on me, with my hands flat out and positioned by the tip of his cane, I watched his face as he slammed down as hard as he could, I winced but didn’t cry or make a sound, this infuriated him, I remember looking at his cane collection in the holder, some thicker than others, after he broke the thinner one he went for a thicker more sturdy one for the final swipes, really hurt but I didn’t make a sound, he told me to wait outside his office which was within the main gym hall, I clapped my hands together and climbed the apparatus in defiance of the sick fuck. Another teacher (female) used to throw wooden board rubbers at the inmates heads, very good shot she was too. Another boy got dragged down the aisle by his hair and then repeatedly punched in the ribs n left crumpled on the floor, turned out he broke two of his ribs, the teacher got suspended for it and went on to become police. We used to get slippered by the PE teacher who wouldn’t allow underwear to be worn during his lessons, sadistic n suss AF, he once run an inmate over on his motorbike because he wasn’t running fast enough, he was a larger boy who found it difficult to do anything physical like that. I bunked my stretch most days from 13 onwards, left at 15, got a CSE grade C in drama via the only cool teacher in the place, we had an art block that was detached n up the road from the main buildings, he let us smoke so long as the other younger’s didn’t see us, we used the toilet areas mostly. Got called to the headmasters office to ask why I wasn’t attending or taking any exams, I told him I didn’t need any of it n that I was gonna be a rock star, he said you are aren’t you n told me to get out.
Historical-Gap-7084@reddit
My middle school band teacher was a total spoiled brat princess. The tuba player was a poor kid and he was her favorite target to bully. One day, he wasn't doing what she wanted him to do and she pulled one of her clogs off and threw it at him in a rage. He dropped out of band not long after and I always felt bad for him.
daniel940@reddit
We had a long term sub who eventually became a full-time teacher at my HS. One day he barked at me for getting a question wrong and called me "Scooter", which the class found hilarious, since I was small, nerdy, high-voiced and not very popular. Having gotten such a great reaction, he made sure to use the nickname often when I was in his class.
mmfn0403@reddit
We had a mad nun in primary school. I had her for third class (i.e. third grade for the Americans on here), so I was 8/9 years old. So it was the school year 1978/9. She had quite the temper. And even when she was being nice, she was rough. If it was your birthday, she’d have the class sing Happy Birthday, and at the end, she’d finish by saying, “A pinch to grow an inch, and a sock to grow a block.” Then she’d pinch you and punch you.
I was lucky, as she liked me rather than not. But one of my classmates she absolutely hated, she was always picking on her. One time people’s stuff was going missing - just pencils and the like. She was convinced this girl was stealing them, and accused her in class. Now she had no basis for her accusation, she just said that the Holy Spirit had told her. Anyway, she searched this girl’s bag. Didn’t find any pilfered articles, but she did find a cheese sandwich that the girl had taken in for lunch weeks back, not eaten, and forgot it was in the bag. It had mould on it and everything. The nun actually made her eat it.
We had that nun again for 5th class (1980/1). She got progressively more crazy as the year went on. Towards the end of the year, she disappeared, and we were all assigned to another class group. We were told she was ill. I’m convinced it was a psychotic break or something. We never saw her again.
daniel940@reddit
I had a physics teacher that had been teaching long enough to have also taught my older sister 8 years earlier. When I made the mistake of telling him I was the little brother of this star pupil from years past, he told the class a whole description of what big tits my sister had even as a freshman.
3Cogs@reddit
Some of our teachers would go to the pub on Friday lunchtimes. It wasn't just our school though. This is a lyric from Baggy Trousers by Madness:
"All the teachers in the pub, passing round the ready rub, Trying not to think of when, the lunchtime bell will ring again".
In fact, that whole song is a list of things that happened to British school kids in the 70s.
https://youtu.be/Dc3AovUZgvo?si=w1jbea_ntc8e6B62
Humble-Membership-28@reddit
Throwing me into a blackboard.
hankenator1@reddit
4th grade teacher had these like 2 minute math tests, every day 30 questions to drill multiplication tables. Anyone who got all 30 right got to go to an all you can eat pizza night at Papa Gino’s (great pizza place, 3 towns over).
The teacher drove around picking us up at our houses, drove us 3 towns over and got us as much pizza as we could eat (but only one drink).
As far as I know, no children were molested. Pretty sure it wouldn’t fly today.
palequeen42@reddit
Art/photography teacher smoked pot with us in the dark room. My brother’s teacher punched a kid in the face once, no repercussions.
busychillin@reddit
I had a calculus teacher tell me that I don’t need to learn math because I’m going to get married anyway.
atomic_chippie@reddit
HS history teacher carried a croquet mallet around and slammed it down on the desk of kids who were sleeping or otherwise not paying attention.
Grade school gym teacher had a long complicated last name and we spent an entire hour going around the room saying this guys name on the first day.
I remember getting a lecture from my English teacher about how we were the worst group of students he ever had...because he supervised the lunch room and me and my lil homies would a) wear black nail polish to school and b) roll apples down the lunch table, trying to knock the applesauces into a garbage can. wild I tell you, completely ungovernable.
rosycoma@reddit
To students: Physical assault, sexual assault and harassment, verbal harassment and bullying, abuse of power and major misogyny. School was a minefield
Wide_Ideal506@reddit
Teacher said a girl rolled her eyes at her so she threw an eraser and smacked the kid in the head. 8th grade.
Male gym teacher got mad and repeatedly hit me (a 10-year-old-girl) with a field hockey stick because I was too slow. Same gym teacher laughed when a boy got mad I was on his team and called me a stupid fat cow. 5th grade.
OldSlug@reddit
During class, the AP US History teacher would sit in his big ol cushy desk chair, put his feet up in the desk, and use a little hand blender to mix up his diet shakes while peppering us with questions. He’d regularly send a student up the street for McDonald’s fries. He was the best.
In 7th grade English, the teacher would use “…the mountain” when giving a lesson about prepositional phrases (“Under the mountain,” “Over the mountain,” etc.). In 8th grade she started using “…the sheets” because somehow we matured enough over the summer to handle it.
OldSlug@reddit
Also, I wanted to join the HS newspaper staff, which meant I’d need to drop PE an and take it over the summer. I submitted the paperwork and was called to the guidance counselor’s office, where I was told I was making a stupid mistake and if I insisted on following through I might as well get pregnant, drop out, and become a waitress because I’d never amount to anything (I think being a parent and working in a service industry are two really difficult and honorable paths, but maybe that’s just me). I snapped and told her that was better than turning into a dried-up old hag like her, who smelled like prunes and was hated by thousands of students. Needless to say, my (working, single) mother was called in to discuss the attitude that was getting me suspended. Once mom got the story she insisted the suspension be lifted or she’d bring the superintendent into the discussion. Good ol mom.
Anxious_Public_5409@reddit
My 10th grade world history teacher actually threw a cup of water in a students face after she started poppin off at the mouth. Found out a couple months later he was dying from cancer. I’m sure he had thought about doing that many times to hundreds of students over his teaching career, but also think once he found out he was dying, there was not one fuck left to give and he just went for it 😂
OneEyedWonderCat@reddit
Gen X here…. We had a chemistry teacher, retired WW 2 and more vet, former Navy, who would challenge male students to boxing matches. In class. This was in 8-9th grade.
Health class in high school was in by one of the football coaches. Never did anything in class, except watch movies. He would bring out the TV and VCR trolly, and load it up. Mostly, we watched horror movies. This was in the late 80s, so most were pretty cool. Like Halloween, Hellraiser, Friday the 13th, etc.
A few teachers were “hot for teacher” and some teachers were hot back. Found out my girlfriend was one…
Humanity teacher (high school again) really liked her Percocet, but it also gave her the munchies. So the start of every class, she would give one of us the keys to her car, cash and a hall pass… to drive down the road and get doughnuts for the entire class from the bakery.
Late 70s-early 80s, grade school now… one of the teachers would scream at us in class, do things like “rearrange desks while we were in them (and they were not the desk/seat combo… they were a 4 legged desk with a seperate chair)…. Usually by pushing the desk into your stomach and just pushing you, the desk and your chair to where she was putting you. Same teacher also assaulted students: grabbing one girls hair and another by their jacket (members only, of course)
Going really early now… late 70’s… I am left handed. That made me a “devil child”. They tried to force me to be right handed…. One method was putting my left hand in a sock and duct taping it into a fist, so I could not use it.
Yeah. School sucked. Have even more examples, but this is enough….. if you wonder what is wrong with Florida…look here. This all happened in Florida public and private schools. I am so glad I escaped to Australia
Rare_Promise7515@reddit
We had a sports teacher called Mr Archer who also did careers. He was a deadeye with the chalk/board rubber if you weren’t paying attention and once tipped out a metal bin, put it over a boys head and slapped it a few times. We all liked him.
spc67u@reddit
The football coach was also the history teacher and gave all the football players the answers to the tests so they didn’t have to study.
wurkhoarse@reddit
I had a music/band teacher who my sister had first. My sister warned me that the band teacher had a temper. A couple months in and band teacher who was starting to show early stages of pregnancy was getting angry we were talking started hurling band chairs and music stands with distance and height screaming profanity. This is a Catholic school. We were scared shitless. She was an amazing teacher who could play all instruments and had a temper indeed.
SillyWithTheHEMI@reddit
6th grade Social Studies teacher, Irish fellow asked one of my black friends if he was "out of his cotton picking mind?"
7th grade shop teacher, Mr. Mcglievy punched a kid in the face.
8th grade English teacher, Ms. Valentine, locked all of us guys in the bathroom. We were very confused by this action and some of the guys purposely clogged a couple of urinals and the toilets.
8th grade gym teacher told one of my male friends to stop popping his him like a girl.
Just a few quick ones that came to mind...
AlbatrossSenior7107@reddit
It's wild to me that Dodge Ball is not a thing anymore.
Fuckyourface_666@reddit
I was in 2nd grade in like 83/84, my teacher swatted me on the ass because stupid Stacy Trevino was next to me talking and Ms Wiber thought it was me 🙇🏻♀️
mazopheliac@reddit
Fuck’n Stacey
LunaSea1206@reddit
My husband grew up in Alabama and told me that he was taught that the civil war was "The War of Northern Aggression". Blew me away.
And he was marked off in grade school for not counting the syllables correctly in "Cat". Apparently with a southern accent, it has two syllables and his answer (one) was incorrect. He has never had a southern accent despite growing up around it.
For the most part, my teachers in Washington State didn't do anything too outrageous. I think some of the teachers were bullies and I don't think that's tolerated as much these days. I had an English teacher (that was also the wrestling coach) that enjoyed humiliating every student that walked in after the bell...like making huge scenes. He was my first class of the day and it got so bad that I would just skip his class and take an absence if I knew I wasn't going to make it on time. My mom let me write my own notes. I ended up switching English classes at the end of the first semester. I had an Algebra teacher that would tear you down in front of the class if you didn't have your homework finished (he said stuff that would be considered verbal abuse by today's standards). My son never experienced anything like that, so I can only assume Teachers aren't completely destroying students in front of their peers anymore (as if we didn't have enough to contend with in a world that was so concerned with toughening us up).
alabamaterp@reddit
Had a Trigonometry teacher in High School that was a Vietnam Vet. He was in artillery and all of his class and test examples were about bombs and rockets. He would sometimes talk about bombing "Charlie" and the "gooks". Looking back now that is just insane to me.
mazopheliac@reddit
I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums!
run_squid_run@reddit
Me and another student had our left arms belted to us so we’d write with our right hand. I guess teaching us lefties was a bit much for her.
NachtXmusik21@reddit
daaaamn. my dad "made" my brother R handed. he's 2.5 younger than me & I remember him being born (verified details w/my mom years ago). the lefty thing is as clear as yesterday. my bro was starting to use crayons & a fork/spoon & my dad would YANK them out of his hands & forcefully put them in his R hand. yes, my brother would cry & scream & yes, it was absolutely bat-shit insane. over & over until my brother just started using his right hand. 😮💨
I mean, I was maybe 4yo@ the time if bro was ~1.5 but it's still up there as some of the craziest boomer shit in my mind.
this is also one of my only g-rated GenX comments...
mrsroperscaftan@reddit
Called a kid named Dennis “Denise”
mazopheliac@reddit
A-A-RON !
AspenGold100@reddit
Reading all these stories…. Omg, GenX is one helluva generation!!
cottonmadder@reddit
Nuns with a metal edged ruler did a lot of damage.
lantanabush88@reddit
Back scratches, rulers to knuckles, for one of my friends in third grade 1983. Middle school and high school a couple coach types roughed me up a bit. One slammed me in a locker and the other pushed me through a door.
mazopheliac@reddit
Half of them were obviously drunk. Not that I blame them .
Lightningstruckagain@reddit
There was a long standing rumor at our HS that the Cheerleading coach always slept with the captain of the football team. While maybe true, I can assure you in 1987 she took a year off.
DocMorningstar@reddit
We had an English teacher who had a thing for football players.
ReadRightRed99@reddit
“I’m not into linemen, honey.”
Lightningstruckagain@reddit
Shit. How’d you know😂
djln491@reddit
😂😂
Both-Mango1@reddit
starter pistols in gym class when you insult the coach.
teachers in class calling students by name and straight telling them to shut up.
substitute teachers coming in and telling the kids, "i dont take no bullshit"
the few i remember.
zigzagsfertobaccie@reddit
I watched Mr. Baker pick Brian Morgan up by his chin, desk chair and all. 6th grade.
Retinoid634@reddit
Freshman science teacher at my small girls high school was a bit of a slacker. We were rowdy and he didn’t care so he amused us by taking a small piece of raw sodium and dropping it into a beaker of water, which caused a small explosion that seared the ceiling. No fire, just a weird chemical reaction small explosion.
We all cheered and thought it was hilarious. He laughed but you could see he was also a bit rattled because the reaction was apparently much bigger than he expected. I think he was aiming for a little flash-pop magic trick effect but he ended up with a much bigger boom.
After this whenever we were in a rowdy mood in class we’d chant “SO-DI-UM!! SO-DI-UM!! SO-DI-UM!! I think he got into some kind of trouble because he only did it one more time as I recall, using a smaller piece for a fizzle effect instead of an explosion. After that he’d just tell us to settle down when we chanted for sodium and we eventually moved on. He didn’t return the next year. He was nice, but definitely not someone who was meant to teach.
maxwellgrounds@reddit
The first day of third grade our teacher, Mr Anderson, introduced himself to the kids and explained his rules.
He warned us that anyone who misbehaves will get the “Anderson Haircut”. He then picked out a boy at random to demonstrate the Anderson Haircut.
He tightly pulled the kids hair near the back of his neck and twisted. The boy was crying as he went back to his desk and the teacher casually continued explaining his rules.
Zealousideal_Draw_94@reddit
Ya’ll went to much better schools than I did.
Middle school, Teachers went to same hiding spot to smoke as the kids did. One male teacher was nicknamed Jesus wore sandals and smell of pot. Another Male teacher was caught sleeping with a 14yo. One female teacher (I swear her name was Ms. Goode)was later caught being a prostitute, to support her heroin habit.
High School, One teacher besides buying alcohol for his students in a club he was in charge of, and buying pot from students, married his teacher aide (a senior my freshman year) about year after she graduated, and whose sisters were in his class. More than 1 teachers were regularly drunk by noon, and kept liquor in an unlocked desk drawer. The principal had a globe/bar and didn’t hid his drinking.
imscruffythejanitor@reddit
My sixth grade math teacher always smelled like booze and cigarettes. Every day
QuiJon70@reddit
Junior year, I think whatever year was mostly American literature, my English teacher would read full chapters of Huckleberry Finn to us doing it in character voices. Firing off quite a few n words. Even back in the 80s this felt wrong today it would be unforgivable.
Bird2525@reddit
You Fat Penguin 🐧!
Careful-Use-4913@reddit
Not my teacher (I was homeschooled), but a grade school teacher when I was in grade school taught at the K-8th school our church had at the time. She would belt or tie kids to their seats if they had a tendency to wander. I always thought that was horrifying.
EtherealHeart5150@reddit
Like everyone, I have a million stories of how teachers abused us. My 4th grade teacher was a horror show that targeted me and one other child( go to Hell Mrs. Jones..oh wait, you're probably there). One of the really bad ones was Mr.Sawyer,6th grade math teacher with a criminal combover. If he caught you turned around talking, he would sneak up behind you, grab you by the shoulders, and begin to shake you. Shake you so hard your head would whip back and forth. Horrible man.
metropolitandeluxe@reddit
My middle school math teacher, Mr. Morse Archer, would dole out running laps for transgressions of all kinds. Didn't like your answer to a question? Laps. Didn't bring your book? Laps. Late for class? Laps. And these laps were DURING class. Our classrooms had a whole wall of glass windows that faced the athletic fields. He didn't care what you were wearing or what the weather was. I once had to run FOUR laps in chunky heels and a dress. My friend had to do it carrying a dictionary over her head. At least that was better than Coach Grey who would whip out a paddle. Or Mrs. Warner, the drama teacher, who would be totally drunk by the final period and slur her insults while she held a lit cigarette. My middle school was full of crazy disaffected old geezers.
Petulant-Bidet@reddit
We had running laps and lots of pushups.
Tiler02@reddit
In grade school, I had a kid come up behind me. He then kicked me in the balls. He was wearing cowboy boots with the pointed end. The teacher held him still so I could do the same to him. He fell to the ground crying. She stood there laughing at him.
Petulant-Bidet@reddit
OK so we had these two guys who taught a combined 4th-5th grade classroom. We loved them. Super hilarious and great teachers.
Well it was Valentine's Day. They had us line up outdoors, outside the classroom. They told us, "You're going to file in one at a time, and get a Valentine's kiss from Mr. Larson."
We were like, what? But intrigued. And freaked out. And intrigued.
So we wait in line for however long. Then it's my turn, I go in, and.... is Mr. Larson going to kiss me? .... and he hands me a Hershey's Kiss. He and the other teacher laugh. Everyone laughs.
It would still be funny, except that Mr. Larson ended up coaching a girls' sports team at the high school level, and.........
RidiculousSucculent@reddit
I had a teacher put soap in my mouth to wash out the foul language. I don’t even remember what I said. That woman was a sadistic bitch. She actually did something worse but it’s too long of a story to tell.
NonSupportiveCup@reddit
Siece teacher threw his book at me in 5th grade Hit me right in the forehead.
Math teacher drew a zero on my forehead, same year, when I forgot to do my homework.
Band teacher threw an eraser at me and other people, quite frequently. It was his thing to get people to stop talking.
That's all just middle school. The gym teacher who taught our computer/typing/shorthand (yeah, shorthand like they used in courtrooms) class just let us play games most of the time. As long as work was done and quizzes were coming back fine.
I had a high-school teacher who would play movies at least once a week if we did her homework. This was a biology class elective that was focused on climate change and ecology. "Honework" was watching the Weather Channel ticker and copying down things like barometric pressure, humidity, temperature differences, etc.
She was cool.
I had a high school espanol teacher kick me out of her class, as in remove me from enrollment entirely, because I didn't do any of the summer homework.
Gym teachers used to call us all the names. Pussies, wusses, bullying other kids as examples of not wearing clothes that fit or being too fat.
DemonaDrache@reddit
My whole 4th grade class watched Ms. Lombardi break a student's arm in the 70s. No f*cks were given and the teacher kept her job. The kid's offense? Not hitting her mark when entering the stage for the Christmas pageant show.
BurntSiennaSienna@reddit
The teachers in high school sometimes threw buckets of water out the window to get the smokers. 1980s.
OddSand7870@reddit
I had AP Chemistry my senior year. We had semester projects and a couple of buddies of mine (were lab partners) made home made gun powder. They used it to make a pipe bomb. The teacher let them bring it to school where they set it off on the band practice field. The had a trash can on top of it. It blew the trash can inside out and launched it over 100 feet into the air with a trail of dirt behind it. After the dust settled there was a 5 foot wide hole in the field and the teacher looked scared and told everyone to go back inside. This was in 1988. Crazy times.
dmitrineilovich@reddit
My first day in a new junior/senior HS (7th grade, 1982). Huge school. I found the science classroom and got a seat. The teacher started the attendance, and Then the door burst open and a person wearing a motorcycle helmet came in. He pointed what looked like a handgun at the teacher and fired 2 shots and then ran. The teacher fell to the floor. We were in shock. The teacher then got up and asked us to describe the person who 'shot' her. None of us could. This was supposed to be a lesson on observation. It was rather traumatizing.
YesYouTA@reddit
Smoking in the break room, or in the lecture hall if they were profs.
Aussie_antman@reddit
Had a male teacher in grade 5 or 6. He used to hit us with the metre long wooden rulers that were used to mark lines on black boards. Most often it came from nowhere, just whack on my back or legs. Also remember one fight where I must have smart mouthed him too much and he picked me up and threw me across two rows of desks. I remember seeing red as he screamed at me to get out of his class. I actually saw him approx 15yrs later when I went into a transport dept, he was working there and it dawned on me how small he was. I contemplated waiting until he finished his shift and confronting him (eg bitch slapping) in the car park but my wife convinced me I was being an idiot.
The other memorable teacher was our shop teacher in highschool. He was a A grade Rugby league player and was built like a brick shit house. He had a metal ruler and would walk around watching us saw/chisel etc and if he didnt like our work he'd hit us on the fingers with the metal ruler. It fucking hurt and occasionally he would draw blood. I remember one kid stood toe to toe with him one day and the teacher told the kid he'd be happy to step outside and throw down, smartly the kid backed down.
It wasnt long ago that I explained to my 12yr old son what 'getting the cane' was. He didnt believe we'd get hit with a cane by the principle.
wjrj@reddit
Elementary school school was a Catholic school. All I'll say is nuns.
In publichigh school, I had a drama teacher who would yell at you and throw various pieces of lumber near ( not at) you when you were goofing off. Oddly, he's the one everyone remembers, and a lot of former students showed up to his retirement party.
AverageHeathen@reddit
My 6th grade teacher was the “coveted one”. Everyone wanted to be in Mrs. Parker’s class! Every year she hosted a girl’s sleepover at her house. San Diego, Ca, 1990.
Turkzillas_gobble@reddit
My grade 8 Social Studies teacher made sure to let us know that "They have cures for AIDS and cancer, but they're locked up because..." you can see where this is going.
Also my grade 5 teacher let a guy come in and hand out New Testaments out of a box that must've been packed with dry ice for some reason.
Alienspacedolphin@reddit
There was a sighting of my high school English teacher and economics teacher tooling around the parking in one of the short buses smoking a joint…
My math teacher would sometimes give out the keys to his car and send a kid to get donuts (only a trustworthy A student)
airckarc@reddit
In first grade, my teacher tied my friend Ben to his seat with a jump rope. At the time it made sense to me because he couldn’t stay seated.
*she didn’t really tie him, just wrapped the rope around once or twice.
My algebra teacher put a whole graham cracker in his mouth, chewed it up, then spit it on the overhead projector. He was a weird dude.
Express-Childhood-16@reddit
There was a kid that was duct taped to his chair and desk when I was in first grade too! Basically duct tape ran around the chair and desk, fencing him in. That kid couldn't stay seated and today def would have been diagnosed with ADHD.
ItsNotJamesTaylor@reddit
I had a substitute teacher in 3rd grade that taped me to my chair. The chairs weren’t attached to the desks, so she took masking tape and taped around my torso and the back of the chair, then my legs around the seat of the chair. I told my parents and I got in trouble again for not staying in my seat.
lilcumfire@reddit
My brother was bungee corded to his chair in 1st grade and we all thought that seems normal. We would ask my Mom if we could bungee him down at home. She said no. Looking back he definitely has ADHD.
CreatrixAnima@reddit
My fourth grade teacher took no crap. None. Desk was too messy? She dumped it on the floor so you could clean it up. Abusing bathroom breaks? She told you no, and promise to give you her sweater to cover up if you wet yourself. She claimed she had to do it once, but I never saw that.
And my first grade teacher was the sweetest woman ever, but she would hit your knuckles with a ruler. If you didn’t do your homework and on your birthday, she would apply a fresh coat of lipstick and give you a big kiss on the cheek… And then she give you a lollipop. And just so that the summer birthday kids didn’t feel left out, she get all of them on the last day of school.
skbugco@reddit
If you were beefing with a classmate during PE, the PE teachers (also the football, basketball, baseball and wrestling coaches. I was a runner, different coach) would let you throw down until someone drew blood or tapped out.
SummerBirdsong@reddit
First grade teacher refused to let me use the restroom and then spanked me in front of the class when I wet my pants.
If I ever get back to my hometown I'm pissing on that bitch's grave.
AiringOGrievances@reddit
My algebra teacher had a big bottle of kahlua in her desk that she mixed with her coffee every single day.
SMEE71470@reddit
My shop teacher had a partition in front of his desk and he’d go behind it and you could hear the drawer open, him drinking and putting the bottle back in. He was always wasted.
Tammy993@reddit
In high school one teacher threw chalk at us, smashed and broke one of those wooden pointers on his desk. Another teacher used to call us idiots and tell us to shut up.
StopSignsAreRed@reddit
My 6th grade teacher kept me out of gym one day so she could cut my hair. She had nobody’s permission.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
What did your parents do?!!
StopSignsAreRed@reddit
My father stormed up there to discuss it with her. He was FURIOUS. Never did find out the result of the meeting beyond a vague “I took care of it. You writing a book? Leave that chapter out.”
Chicagogirl72@reddit
Wow. What was her excuse?
Diligent-Touch-5456@reddit
Public school and teachers could still hit students. The last time I was hit was in 11th grade, only that time I didn't deserve it. I told my mom and she had a strong talk with that teacher. Especially, when the teacher couldn't tell her why he hit me with a yardstick.
Winnie-booboo@reddit
Our 9th grade science teacher hung a dead mouse from the doorway. We had to duck under dead mouse to enter the room. Weirdo teacher making a point? 🤷🏼♀️
Oldachrome1107@reddit
I had a math teacher in the sixth grade who, during a test, threw marbles into the metal trash can across the room. Every ten seconds, he’d chuck another one into the can, then comment on it.
I complained about it, but because it was the 80’s of course not a single fucking thing was done.
jkki1999@reddit
I only had an eraser thrown at me in HS.Some of the others things that happened: teacher doing like in continuation class, in 5th grade a kid was in my class with a bad reputation. Day 1 she faced him in the back practically by the coat hooks. If did anything-he’d be sent into the hall way.
Taz9093@reddit
In an all girls catholic high school, our English teacher told us that if we cheat on our test, we will cheat on our husbands and go to hell. lol.
lennym73@reddit
Our elementary PE teacher would pull your tooth if it was loose. Stick it in a little yellow envelope for you to take home.
Working-goddess@reddit
Where do I even start? Lol!! A bit of a background,I attended a private Catholic school k-10, elementary went 1-6, middle school 7-10. In the 80's I was the girl with masking tape on her mouth all the time because I was chatty. A teacher told me my mother's Day gift was ugly and my mom wouldn't like it (it was handmade). We wore uniforms and part of the boys' uniform was a belt, that would be used to tie down students to the chair if they were the wandering type. Misbehave? You sit a the front in a special desk so everyone can see you're on time out. They would teach you how to hold a pen/pencil and if you didn't do it correctly you were the receiver of the end of a wood ruler. In the 90's a teacher threw a blackboard eraser at me and yelled "shut up!!" Again, I was chatty. I laugh at the look on people's faces when I say this 😂 like, I survived and I'm not even resentful, lol!
MostlyMeringue9899@reddit
In California in the 50’s my dad’s PE teacher made the boys swim naked in the outdoor pool. That was still somewhat common at places like the YMCA. What really made my dad uncomfortable though is that his teacher also made the boys line up along the edge of the pool and do naked jumping jacks.
SouxsieBanshee@reddit
I had a male math teacher who got into a fight with a student and slammed him up against the wall. Tbf, that kid deserved it. I had another male teacher who deserted us during an earthquake lol. We all ducked for cover under our desks and he ran out the classroom. He did come back and apologize to us lol. A different math teacher left all of us unattended because he had to take a shit really bad 😂
Educational_Cod_3179@reddit
As a frequent victim of emergency shits, I have empathy for that math teacher! 🤣🤣🤣
SouxsieBanshee@reddit
He was sweatingggg😭
Fallon2015@reddit
When I was in kindergarten the teacher would put kids who misbehaved under a refrigerator box. It was dark under there.
Common-Spray8859@reddit
I have a situation! Definitely not allowed in this day and age.
True story year 1979
TropicoTech@reddit
When I was in middle school, 7th grade? I was pulled out of my first class every day and sent to the sheriff’s deputies office that was in our library. A kid that lived around the corner from me had his house broken in to and vandalized while he and his family were gone for a few days. They immediately suspected myself and a buddy of mine. I spent every day being interrogated by the deputy and another detective for almost three weeks. The school never notified my parents. I sure as hell wasn’t going to, and finally they tried to charge me with breaking and entering, vandalism, grand theft, and larceny. It wasn’t until my mom finally asked me why I had so much homework every day (I always finished in school) that I told her what was happening. The first day when it had all started, I told them who did everything ( I knew the kids that did it) and onekid said it wasn’t him so she (the deputy) spent the next 3 weeks just telling me that she knew i did it with my friend and we needed to confess. Now this is one time I was super glad that they finger printed all of us GenXers in like third grade lol. My mom after being told what was happening went to the school and asked the deputy if they got prints off the house that was broken in to and since they had mine on file they could just verify it wasn’t me or my buddy lol. Never heard a word from that deputy again after that….. …..kiss my ass Deputy Marinelli
PeyroniesCat@reddit
Not a happy story, but I watched an elementary school teacher push over a special need’s kid desk with him in it. Small town. She was the mayor’s wife. Nothing came of it.
No_Staff_2330@reddit
1989, my freshman year at a private Catholic college, the professor wore a t-shirt that said “Kill a Commie for Christ”
Zaroj6420@reddit
8th grade 90-91 another smart outcast student and I were at odds with the 8th grade math teacher. She just didn’t like us.
You could tell she’d had a rough school experience as not a popular kid. The school nickname for her was Grimace because she always had a scowl and she did look like Grimace. She used her power to “befriend” what she considered the cool kids, cut them slack etc.
Her mom was “known” to be the side piece for one of the school board members. And in a small town school boards wield power.
Anyway this other girl and I get into trouble with her because we were intelligent and smart asses. And we definitely were not in the “cool” crowd. But my dad was an administrator in the school district and her dad was the Assistant DA in our town. So they made a deal that this girl and I would take Algebra at the high school next door. Like a 5 minute walk.
Well the class periods didn’t line up so we ended up in the math teachers class room during his prep before Algebra. She and I ended up “tutoring” pretty much every student athlete in that HS from early Oct. thru May for an hour every school day. Right before the semester breaks it was like a fucking study hall with she and I monitoring a table each of student athletes that needed to pass so they could play in the next whatever.
Fuck me that was a long school year. That walk from the MS to the HS was fucking torture and we were in spotlight that whole year.
That teacher was also the leader of student council so every fucking bake sale Reyna and I got stuck with cleaning out crock pots of burned nacho cheese in the cafeteria deep sinks.
On the bright side freshman year was a lot easier for the both of us because we already knew everyone and they knew us. We had passed the crucible I guess. We weren’t “included” but everyone pretty much left us alone
spacespud79@reddit
In high school our art teacher was in a band. She was the super cool teacher. She knew celebrities our age. It was all over a fucked up situation.
When I was like a junior, so 15/16 she really wanted me to date the (shy) bass player in her band, after going to a show one weekend. He was in his early 30s.
What I didn’t know, at the time, she was sleeping with my male classmate. Married the entire time.
My brother, about 10 years younger than me, went to the same high school. He was in a locally popular band, that she quickly latched onto.
I didn’t feel like I could do a lot, since we were so far apart in age and experience. But I made it really clear I would wipe the floor with her if she started any shit.
External-Dude779@reddit
Grew up in San Diego and the thing to do was get a fake ID that said you were 18 and go to Tijuana and party. It was a right of passage almost. One night senior year we're down there and run into a guy who was on the football team. He's acting a little wierd and standoffish and out of nowhere an asst coach walks up to him, sees us, and in a split second says, "don't tell your parents" and we all start laughing hysterically. Coach was our parents age so wasn't just some young dude. We didn't tell our parents but told almost everyone the next Monday at school
zcubed@reddit
Shop teacher that would sit the pretty girls up front and kick the ugly ones out of class. He was probably in his mid-60s. So gross thinking back on it.
We had a history teacher fire a starter pistol in class to punctuate his lesson. Imagine that nowadays.
TheFugitive70@reddit
Freshman year drivers Ed class. After school sessions in the cafeteria with 100 kids or so. Local cop comes in to do his spiel about driving safe, etc. midway through the class he pulls his gun and lets off a shot. It was a blank, but that was his way of explaining how quick something can go wrong in a car.
My senior year, a student teacher was having sex with a freshman boy in the parking lot every lunch. Many kids would circle the car and watch them go at it.
Biology teacher/football coach lifted my best friend by the arms and slammed him against the wall for not showing him proper respect. I told him to try it with me and see how fast he lost his job because he was a bullying coward. I got an A and never turned in a single assignment.
Ninth grade English teacher spent a week wearing black clothes around the anniversary of John Lennon’s death. I left a joke on the blackboard for her. “How do you get the Beatles to reunite? 3 bullets.’ She missed school for the next week.
Exotic_Presence_1839@reddit
My 5th grade teacher had this obnoxious mouthy kid in our class so she finally got fed up and took him in the coat closet and whipped that ass with a yardstick. You could hear that thing cut through the air and smack! Followed by much howling and crying. They ended up taking some of us out of her class and put us with another teacher because she had too many kids in her class so our 4th grade teacher got some of us again. Which I loved because she was my favorite teacher.
SolidBriscoe@reddit
Second grade teacher flipped off a slow kid because he couldn’t subtract one from two.
Third grade teacher repeatedly hit me in the arm (she had big stones on those rings.) because I couldn’t divide fast enough.
quiet_contrarian@reddit
In 3rd grade a refrigerator box was brought in to put one of the students in.
Apart-Cream-4940@reddit
I had a teacher who used to grab kids by the back of their collars while they sat at their desks. I was always afraid hed do it to me so I hunched over my desk just waiting.
He also yelled at me when I messed up the pages of my math homework and thought I didn't answer a question. He sent me to my desk. After I realized what I did, I went back and he yelled at me harder.
Fun-Recording@reddit
When I was in middle school my algebra teacher was also the wrestling coach. Well I was horrible at any kind of math. I excelled in English, history, everything else. Anyway, we had a weekly quiz and he would make the weekly seating arrangement based on your score on that week's quiz. Guess who was always in the back? Maybe not the last seat but usually close. I cant believe I went on to earn my bachelor's and master's degrees after suffering that trauma. Lol
Never_Dave_1@reddit
In 8th grade, 2 male teachers put together an end of year party for us "graduates." At the end of the day, they handed out class superlatives. Most of us got boring jokey stuff like, "most likely to (insert pun based on our last name.)" Or, actual stuff like most likely to get into an Ivy League school. But, one girl got, "most likely to pose for Playboy." Even back then, the entire class was pretty uncomfortable.
In HS, there was gym teacher who would force us to jump up to grab a towel after showering so we were bouncing up and down naked in front of him. He also got reprimanded twice for going into the girls locker room just after the swim class he taught. Found out a few years later that he was in jail for molesting his stepdaughter. Everyone knew he was a creep, but the school wouldn't do anything but slap him on the wrist.
There were tons more, but these were the most egregious I could remember.
Quickwitknit2@reddit
Second grade teacher tied baby bonnets on kids who didn’t behave and shamed them for the rest of the day. Unreal.
hiwattage@reddit
In 5th grade, I kept getting in trouble and sometimes had to spend lunch recess with other troublemakers in the classroom of a special education teacher. One day, after myself and another kid had been sent to this teacher's classroom 3 days in a row, he walked over to me and kicked the desk over, as hard as he could. Then he proceeded to scream in my face about how we were wasting his lunch break, and that if we ever ended up there again we'd regret it. By the time he finished his tirade both the other kid and I were balling, we were so scared.
We still got into a lot of trouble after that, but somehow managed to avoid being sent to this guy's classroom every again. I think maybe the other kid told his parents and they called the school about it?
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
Junior year high school, my science teacher (physics) was informed his contract was not being renewed (private catholic school, no teachers union). He promptly decided he was out of fucks to give, and mind you this was the guy who was already so nuts he kept a gallon size glass jar of MERCURY on his desk as a “paperweight” (his 113 pound highly toxic “paperweight”)
I can’t decide if my favorite was the time he took us on a field trip to “study applied angular momentum in a real world environment”; the real world environment being a pool hall, where he and many of us students smoked cigarettes, drank beers, and later smoked a joint in the parking lot…
Or the time we were playing with lasers and mirrors in the classroom and he had us smoking cigarettes and passed a J around IN SCHOOL, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY. You need smoke to more clearly view the laser beam, you see, so it was smoking on school property FOR SCIENCE!!
RockSteady65@reddit
All in the name of education.
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
My science teacher absolutely believed, that THE CHILDREN, are our future lmao
Strange-Beach9631@reddit
Young, good looking, very fit PE teacher banging at least 2-3 girls that I know of. One might have been in 6th or 8th grade.
PizzaWhole9323@reddit
One of the PE teachers married one of the students in my school. So gross.
PizzaWhole9323@reddit
I believe to this day that one of my history teachers big gulps was full of vodka and orange juice, because dude was hammered most of the time.
Zaroj6420@reddit
We had a substitute teacher in my town known as “The Sister” and derogatory derivatives thereof. I grew up in a small very conservative Catholic town. She had been kicked out of the convent for all sorts of nefarious rumors … but she cosplayed the nun situation religiously.
She loved to use the rulers on your hands placed palm down on the desks elementary through mid school. She also liked to pants the elementary boys and spank them with the meter sticks standing with hands on the black boards. I mean red marks across both cheeks.
As long as the girls were sweet and kissed her ass they could do no wrong. The girls hated her too but played the game.
That lady was sadistic
NachtXmusik21@reddit
not crazy, re: abusive, but crazy all the same.
'74 f. 5th grade started & I got the older, been-teaching-there-forever, seasoned teacher (the other class got the hip, young, energetic & straight out of grad school teacher)... 🙄
she could be cranky & snarky, honestly even a bit bitchy, but before Christmas break, she started fucking LOSING it at us. just screaming her head off & going completely unhinged over multiple insignificant things. soon it was the new crazy normal in our classroom. [I'll also say, I had straight As, was good at sports etc & was a girl. ie, this is not a distortion & I wasn't the target of these at all!].
so, one day we come to school & she's GONE. @10 yo we all knew & talked about it that, wtf & how did that happen re: tenure & you can't remove a teacher that late/close to retirement.
she was gone & we never got real info (of course) & then we had a revolving door of regular subs for looong time (months) until they could interview, vet & hire a new long term teacher.
we all assumed she had "lost her mind" as kids; this wasn't disputed by our parents. as an adult (whose 'rents, are late 70s & early 80s now) I'm guessing this was her showing signs of dementia related personality changes. bc mid 80s, you could NOT get a tenured, long time teacher removed unless things were extreme (& we're reading & REMEMBERING all the shitty behavior but STILL, most from teachers never even reprimanded, much less fired or forcibly removed).
CianGal13@reddit
My sophomore year summer school teacher rolled a doobie and smoked it in class
Username_888888@reddit
My 5th grade male teacher would pick boys up by the backs of their necks when they were seated at their desks in our classroom without warning. He would come up from behind them and suddenly lift them out of their chairs, and do it in front of the whole class. It never happened to me, but I’m not a boy. He was also rumored to have a yard stick that he would hit kids with but I never saw it. Maybe he reserved that for when he didn’t have witnesses.
I took gymnastics in elementary school and had an instructor that had a needle that was about 6-9 inches long. It was a spike, really, but long and thin. He would hold it on the gymnastics mat on the floor underneath us and tell us to do a backbend... all while our moms watched from across the room. 😐
basylica@reddit
My algebra teacher yelled that everyone in class was idiots, australia had better schools (in us. Not sure he had even been there?) and would throw chalkboard erasers at kids.
Drivers ed teacher told my sister (same class, stepsis so we were same age) “ill never give a girl a 10/10 because women shouldnt drive”
5/6 elementry teachers told us we wouldnt be doing grammar so in 7th grade i had no idea what a noun or verb was, let alone how to diagram a sentence with a dangling participle. Now THERE was a skill i needed 😆
My school in kindergarten (moved after) still had principle paddle kids
I had gym teacher force me to run mile when i begged to go to nurse (only time EVER. I hate doctors and school nurse included) i nearly died. Turns out i had asthmatic bronchitis and 104 fever.
6yrs later gym teacher demanded a note to prove i couldnt walk with a messed up knee. I said i didnt have one, but that didnt change fact i couldnt walk unsupported. She said my parents should take me to doctor. I said “great idea, i encourage you to call my mom and say that. Lmk how that goes” Made me “run” laps. Literally couldnt bear weight on knee and was having to lean against walls and slide at school bc of it. I barely hobbled 100ft in 40min.
Still have issues with that knee from time to time. Never saw doctor though.
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
I had a junior high teacher who would take a select group of students out sailing on his sailboat. He was totally fine and aboveboard. The select group were us misfits and social outcasts. No scandals ever came out after the fact. But you can imagine how that would be received now.
Bundtcakedisaster@reddit
We had drivers ed at our school. And the instructor was ALWAYS drunk!
Masshole205@reddit
My sixth grade teacher gave us the best back rubs…until years later when her hands went a little too far south
Nervous_Survey_7072@reddit
The closest I can come to is my swim coach tying my feet together and making me swim in the deep end of the pool so that I could do the butterfly stroke and keep my feet together. I was maybe 9 or 10
syman67@reddit
Had a male teacher in 7th grade, building was a two story brick building. His classroom was on the second floor directly in front of a big marble stairway. This was 1980 and we had desks with an attached chair. This teacher would get mad at kids that screwed around or even didn’t answer a question correctly. When he got upset he would pickup the desk the kid was sitting in and carry it out in the hall and throw it down the stairs. Yes, the kids would quickly get out of the chair and fall to ground before their desk was even out of the room. My concern even to this day is did he even think about the possibility of someone walking up the stairs. Crazy times in 1980.
NerdyComfort-78@reddit
I had a kindergarten teacher dig her 3 inch long nails into my arm for some infraction I never found out what it was.
Our principal tried to lure boys into the unused showers when we were in 7-8th grade. We told our parents; they ignored it.
Decades later, he was arrested for propositioning a teen girl with an IPod for sex. I told my mom and dad WE TOLD YOU and you DIDN’T believe us!!
BeerCooker_321@reddit (OP)
I’ve tried to talk her out of it but she inherited by stubbornness. She’s aware of the challenges and absolutely determined All I can do is pick her back up if it doesn’t go well.
Accurate_Weather_211@reddit
In 4th grade, a boy named David made a smart remark to our teacher, Mr. Jones. The whole class laughed. Mr. Jones got up out of his chair and slapped David across the face HARD. I mean, he reared back and open handed slapped him in front of all of us. Some of us started crying because it scared us so bad. I told my Mom after school and told her I was scared of Mr. Jones. She told me don’t do whatever it was David did and I’d be fine. David was moved to another class, Mr. Jones continued to teach. This was 1976 in Oklahoma.
cooperkab@reddit
One of my 8th grade teachers would throw chalkboard erasers at kids that fell asleep in her class. She had really good aim too.
thingmom@reddit
I’m a teacher - just retired this year - God bless your daughter the education field is a whole hot mess right now. I’ve been telling my students who want to be teachers that they would be excellent but I can’t in good conscience recommend it to anyone right now because - yeah just no.
4th grade (we switched for reading and math by levels) reading teacher (we were top level) would say look at this Jennifer and Samuel (names changed) failed AGAIN and would write giant red Fs across their entire paper and staple them to the board for all to see.
5th grade - I was NOT allowed to be in this class because my parents knew what went on - teacher would throw the eraser at the kid talking and NEVER missed. If you got hit, you would wear the chalk of shame on your face the rest of the day or be swatted. Swats back then were administered by the teacher in front of the whole class.
BeerCooker_321@reddit (OP)
We’ve had multiple discussions about the challenges today’s teachers face and she’s hyper aware of all of them. She absolutely loves working with kids and is one of those rare naturals that can genuinely make a difference in a kid’s life. With that said, I’m worried but she’s headstrong and is going to do what she’s going to do. I’ll be there to pick her up if it doesn’t go well.
Sea_Brush4156@reddit
I had an elementary school teacher who used to smoke cigarettes on the playground during recess.
thatotterone@reddit
I do remember teachers chucking erases from grade school until high school. Or clapping them together to send chalk dust all over someone.
I had to go to therapy during kindergarten. This was a private school. I was a good kid. The idea of that sort of punishment was so alien to me that it scared the shit out of me and I shut down. Completely. Kudo to the principle who, while was as strict as everyone else, realized I didn't belong in that environment and talked to my mom after I froze in the lunchroom sobbing and nobody could get me to move. For the record, I was never once punished there but other children were punished in front or near by me and it was so traumatic that I had to get up and pace three times while writing this. Punishments included the soap in the mouth for speaking out of turn, bare spankings in the class bathroom for talking during nap time. Kids were made to stand at their desk and paddled...Random slaps and spanks for pretty much any infraction. (this was KINDERGARTEN) I remember seeing the second grade teacher literally herding her class into the auditorium for a special performance with a paddle as long as her arm.. just casually smacking kids to make them get in line or shut up rather than talking to them. Another way to get hit was having something fall out of your cubby where your jacket and shoes were supposed to go. That was actually the final straw. They repainted the cubbies with a slick high polished paint and I was terrified something I put in would fall out. I shut down at home. I shut down at school and then I just stopped moving one day after the meal was over.
Most of my elementary school time was pretty safe and standard. High school though..yikes. Our spanish teacher made no secret that he was looking up skirts. In fact, he made it a big production. He put all the cheerleaders and hot girls in the front row and would walk in, drop his pen with a big overly exaggerated Woops! and bend down and check out anything he could possibly see. Pretty much every day. All the hot girls got As and all the not hot girls got Cs. Your work mattered not one bit. The guys were graded by what they did. Writing this out now, I suspect he just imagined we'd never work or something?? This was the late 80s btw. Our Chemistry teacher outright said he hated girls in his class because we wasted his time.
I had an illness in high school that made me miss so many days that they dropped me from AP and Honors to basic classes because why not kick someone while they are down? Most of my teachers took this in stride but the English teacher was a serious bully. She greeted me on my first day in her class with "Myyyy how the mighty have fallen" and I was the butt of every joke every day in her class. I had to spend two weeks in the hospital and happen to be released on a Friday evening. It was a football game and I missed my friends so much. So I sat with the band, not playing but just being back. And she came up and cursed me out How dare you fucking miss my class and show up here! Where have you been!? and I said the hospital, thinking this would get her out of my face. She said If you are fucking healthy enough to be here tonight you should have damned well been in my class today! and I gave up and let her rant.
To balance that, I had some amazing teachers, too. These are the worst of the worst. The best of the best are as far on the good side of the scale as these were bad. They made the rest bearable.
Beautiful-Tea9592@reddit
When I was little the teachers were still allowed to legally hit us. The principal or (believe it or not) janitor would bend kids over and hold them while the teacher paddled away.
This was 1980’s public school in Pennsylvania.
76darkstar@reddit
In the early 90s one of our teachers would walk into her office in the back of the class, during class and have a cigarette or two.
I also was being bullied my freshman year, she cornered the dude in the hallway one day and told him “I will f@$k your $h!t up if you don’t stop bullying people”🤣 RIP to my all time favorite teacher. She is one of those people that you’re thankful were a part of your village.
cyvaquero@reddit
Our in-school detention teacher (and one of the two driver ed teachers) was a former baseball star at the HS (my dad and uncle's era) played some minor league ball. He was called up to the Phillies but never got to play before being sent back down.
Our in-school suspension classroom was one of those back of the auditorium partioned rooms with theater seating - in short he had a direct line of sight to everyone in the class. He kept a can of tennis balls on his desk, you fell asleep, you were very abrubtly woken up with a tennis ball to the head.
Purplealegria@reddit
Jesus this is nightmare fuel! I am a younger GenX and there were a few stories that were a bit crazy from my school age memories but some of this shit on this thread is just horrific!
My Pisces self wishes I could give some of you a hug!
Im so sorry guys….🥺😩🫂
NachtXmusik21@reddit
I'm right in the middle (born 74) & I'm with you! but I'm still reading bc it's both eye opening & entertaining...
splorp_evilbastard@reddit
4th grade teacher broke a student's arm. She was suspended for a year. She came back and had a nervous breakdown in class.
5th grade teacher had the students in her class specifically controlled by the principal so that no Jewish or other non-Christian kids were in it. She gave extra credit for memorizing Bible verses. She gave away Christian themed gifts (I was given a Rubik's Cube with 'Jesus is the Answer' printed on it). She also gave every student a Bible, inscribed with personalized Bible verse, when they passed her class. I got Christmas cards from her for almost 10 years.
7th grade teacher who paddled students by running down a hallway. He w over 6' tall and probably weighed 210.
8th grade science teacher who kept vodka in his coffee cup.
They both eventually got caught, but the following teachers got away with the following for years:
Male art teacher / girls basketball and volleyball coach slept with girls he coached.
Male health teacher / driver's education instructor smoked pot with students and slept with at least one girl student.
Extension_Crazy_9910@reddit
I can count on one hand the teachers that were nice to me or seemed to care.most of them were either nasty or indifferent to me. Too this day I have nothing but contempt for most of them.
Paige_Ann01@reddit
Chemistry teacher who was also a coach said to a girl in class “ hey you have two good points about your sweater” then a gross smile. The math teacher was like five years older than us. She was very inappropriate with guy students especially a fan of the football players.
datanerdette@reddit
8th grade art teacher showed us slide shows of art. He always slipped in a female nude at some point.
The year after I graduated, the sociology teacher was fired for selling drugs to his students.
And way, way back, my second grade teacher regularly used a ruler to rap the knuckles of misbehaving students.
And every year there seemed to be one teacher who taught us nothing, just ranted all year long about something or other.
alabamaterp@reddit
I had a Drivers Ed teacher that would always take the guys driving up to Baltimore in the Red Light District. We'd go see all of the prostitutes and strippers hanging out on the street and they would blow us kisses. He was known for doing that for the guys, it was an open secret and nobody ever ratted him out.
Icy-Nefariousness530@reddit
Getting the honor to leave school as a 2nd grader to pick up my teacher's lunch, Diet Coke, and soft pack of Marlboro light 100s.
HildegardeBrasscoat@reddit
My 3rd grade teacher masking taped a kid's hands together and then down to the desk.
nbeforem@reddit
We got tape over our mouths and made to stand in the hall if we talked in class in elementary school
Such-Comparison5636@reddit
Had one teacher that would launch erasers at us if we were talking. And launch chalk at us if we were dozing off or fell asleep. She should have been an MLB starter. She NEVER missed her intended target. EVER
NachtXmusik21@reddit
a teacher I had for 3 classes throughout HS, frosh, soph & senior yr (always a popular teacher; he was genuinely a nice guy & a good teacher too). one day, he WHIPPED his eraser across the classroom @one kid. only once. (this would have been ~1990?).
I'll say, the kid was being a huge asshat & Mr. M was ALWAYS a pretty chill guy. it stood out to all of us kids as rare even then; but the guy was also justified. and the teacher WAS a huge dude, the football coach & he HAD played football himself. *but while he whipped that thing hard & fast, w/precise aim, he PURPOSELY whipped it right by the student. so instead of hitting the obnoxious kid, he got his attention when the eraser hit the BACK classroom chalkboard right BEHIND him. Mr M was too big to have been a quarterback, but man he did he have one good arm!
that's called, "classroom management". 😁 ps: I have taught in 2 states...
random420x2@reddit
Grabbed my broken finger and rotated it around for 30 seconds to show me it wasn’t broken, I deeply regret not breaking something over his head to stop it as it damaged my nerves
Chunkyisthebest@reddit
Science class, grade 7 or 8. Teacher was a total hardass and had worked at the nearby youth centre (juvie). The classroom was set up with 6 large 6-8 person tables set in a U shape with spaces in between, and we sat on stools, not chairs. Two boys sitting next to each other were quietly whispering to each other while teacher was reading/ lecturing our lesson and everyone was supposed to be taking notes. Teacher sees the two talking, marches up behind them, grabs them both by the back of their pants and lifts them up. He carries them like suitcases by the back of their pants to the door to the classroom, and throws them across the hall. It was a fairly wide hallway, probably about 8 feet. I heard two thumps when they both hit the wall, and then fell to the floor.
cocoabeans01@reddit
SweetnSassy2666@reddit
7th grade math teacher/track coach. Was overly friendly with my best friend and I. My friend was very physically mature for 13 year old. He had a pool party at his house for our team. Needless to say, he was pedophile. In 7th grade, we were still a little oblivious to his "friendliness." The whole team looked up to him and trusted him. The sad part was being afraid to say anything about it. That man remained a teacher there for many years. I wonder how many other young girls were subjected to that.
Agitated_Present7020@reddit
My 7th grade English teacher used to throw yarn balls at us whenever we pissed her off, or whatever. She had regular ones then this giant one that was yarn wrapped around a basketball. She only broke that one out for the serious infractions 😂. It was all kind of hilarious (even though you never wanted to be the target) but I’m pretty sure that would never fly now.
recycledfrogs@reddit
I remember being sent to the teacher’s lounge over lunch time to deliver a note. It was solid cigarette smoke in there! You could barely see the windows.
CommodorDLoveless@reddit
Honestly I think pretty much every one of the things mentioned in these comments happened at some time in my school life. Really a wild time in the 80s. Drunk teaches lecherous teaches, violent teachers, openly racist teachers. There really was just no one keeping an eye one what was going on in school. Vice principal fucked his way through the junior class, he did eventually end up getting arrested some years after I left school, so there is that at least.
Friendly_Constant667@reddit
The nail digging in our skins
Zestyclose_Wing_1898@reddit
Being repeatedly yelled at by our gym coach calling us a bunch of a-holes.
Retoromano@reddit
High school biology class, the teacher showed us how cells generate energy from sucrose by pouring a pile of sugar onto a table and dropped a small drop of sulfuric acid onto it. Flames reached the (luckily asbestos filled) ceiling tiles.
EmilyAnne1170@reddit
luckily asbestos filled. Ha!
darthjertzie@reddit
Late 80s in high school. One of the assistant football coaches was telling a group of us football players that he wanted to have sex with one of the cheerleaders. She was 16. I was floored. WTF, dude?
ReadRightRed99@reddit
Honesty is the best policy?
Proof_Lengthiness185@reddit
Sounds like you'd rather run laps!
talulahbeulah@reddit
The rumor was that my 8th grade math/homeroom teacher was “having an affair” with one of the girls in our class. He was also a cop during the summer.
concerts85701@reddit
The “history teacher”
A mixed drink consisting of cold coffee and bourbon*. Served in a deep mug.
depressedinthedesert@reddit
Are teachers still allowed to slap or be rough with elementary kids?
jpow33@reddit
As a positive experience, our newspaper teacher would let us blow any leftover advertising money on ourselves at the end of the year. He'd tell the administration we were on a field trip, but we actually went out to eat and to a movie or an arcade or whatever. He was a great guy.
EmilyAnne1170@reddit
My Journalism teacher let us watch one of the Halloween or Friday the 13th or some such movie in class, as a reward for getting our work done! I made the mistake of telling my brothers about it, and one of them told my mom, and she called the school to complain. Nothing happened, but the next year that same teacher was suspended for a few months for serving beer to some [male] students at her house. Her own daughter the one who reported that! (And you know what? Good for her.)
Latter-Village7196@reddit
I had a teacher, who is now the superintendent, that I admittedly liked annoying. My school was so small that a lot of teachers taught more than one subject so by my senior year, he was a bit sick of me. I'd walk into class and if I so much as opened my mouth he'd throw something at me, pen, pencil, paperweight, and yell "my last name get the fuck out" and half the time he'd add "and take Anderson with you" because he always assumed the 2 of us would act up together. I still passed the class somehow. The extra funny part is my poor sister, who was actually a good kid, took so much shit for being my sister. Teachers just assumed she was like me.
recycledfrogs@reddit
7th grade. I felt sick after lunch and went to the nurse. She had me lay down in the adjoining room. I fell asleep and woke later and puked on my shoes that were on the floor. I fell asleep again and when I woke up and went into the nurses office, it was empty. The whole school was empty! It was 5:30! I wandered around shoeless until I found a janitor and he loaned me a quarter so I could call my mom. My parents were flipping out. They had no idea where I was. Mom took me to school the next morning and raised hell.
SirMixSalah@reddit
Middle school we had a Disciplinarian. Your parents had to sign a permission slip to allow you to be paddled by said disciplinarian. My mom always signed and followed up with if my brother's and I had to spanked at school, she would double that spanking at home. Needless to say we never did.
Rad2474@reddit
Beating our ass with paddles.
Icy_Recover5679@reddit
12th grade Math teacher came from the college, last period. She kept her back to the class the whole time. Most kids just left.
Earth Science teacher drank from a flask during class.
English teacher taught us JFK conspiracies the whole second semester.
2_am_@reddit
7th grade we watched Nightmare on Elm Street in class.
22Ocean22@reddit
Not as crazy as many but still crazy by today’s views. One teacher would lose his temper and throw chalk brushes at kids who weren’t listening. Or sometimes he’d leap on top of their desk in his leather pants and scream at them. Of course we didn’t help much by hiding the brushes and chalk 😂
NeeliSilverleaf@reddit
My junior high science teacher lent me a copy of IT when it first came out.
Possible-Landscape72@reddit
Let’s see… how many stories do you want because I could go on and on 😄
My third grade teacher wore a huge class ring from his university. If kids talked during quiet time, he’d turn the ring stone toward his palm, walk up behind a kid and pop him on the head with the stone on that ring. He drew blood more than once.
My fifth grade teacher had a paddle that he literally broke on a classmate’s behind.
My seventh grade history teacher used to scratch his nuts in front of the whole class with a yardstick. He’d also walk over to his desk (he was fairly short) and rest his nuts on the corner of the desk).
My ninth grade English teacher used to juggle his balls through his pants pockets. There was nooooo way he was just playing with his pocket change. He wore those gross flat front polyester dress pants skin tight. We could see every detail.
I honestly could go on…
cocogbay75@reddit
Photo hut
Brave-Spring2091@reddit
I went to a small catholic grade school, graduated in ‘82. My 7th grade teacher smoked a pipe, during the school day in our classroom.
Odd-Pop-7737@reddit
I lived in the only section 8 apartment complex in my town at the time. They were called Meadow Ridge and my teachers called us, to our faces, ghetto ridge kids. Every lice check day, they had the bus assigned to our complex already waiting. They’d say one kid living there had lice and then load all of us on the bus to go home. When I passed the test for the gifted program in elementary school, they told my mom I needed to stay in regular classes. The teachers in elementary school tormented me more than the kids did.
Latter-Village7196@reddit
Are you from bumfuck MN?
allfockedup@reddit
I'm so sorry.
MidwestAbe@reddit
In 1st grade, if you had Mrs Steckel you got a Farm Day.
It was a field trip to her house on a farm. She set up sports fields and things like a 3 legged race. Her husband cooked us lunch on the grill, we had watermelon and other treats. IT was SO MUCH FUN.
I'm not sure you could be bussed out to a teacher's house for the day anymore.
Thats too bad.
EmilyAnne1170@reddit
That reminded me! In 6th grade we had a picnic at my math/science teacher's house. He had a hammock on his back porch and a bunch of us all sat on it at the same time and it ripped right down the middle. I felt really guilty, and at the start of the next school year I tried to pay him back with $35 I'd won for entering things in the county fair. He wouldn't take it. (And as an adult I think- of course he wouldn't, but at the time I was really embarrassed.)
JustAnOkDogMom@reddit
My 4th grade teacher took a group of us to a basketball game with her boyfriend David. They picked us up in their van at night. I thought they were the coolest.
Oriencor@reddit
My math teacher in 7/8th grade used to go into a ramble about the atomic bomb which would end with him bending over and telling us to kiss our asses goodbye if someone stupid in the US/USSR pressed the button.
Found out in high school from the algebra teacher that Mr. “Kiss Your Ass Goodbye” watched the tests they did in the Pacific when he was enlisted.
canfullofworms@reddit
Wow. That reminded me. It seems like we had a lot of rambling teachers who went on about geo-political issues that were way over our heads.
TheFlannC@reddit
My freshman PE teacher was the football coach. I was a scrawny 130lb kid who was as unathletic as they come. Dare I say more?
ketonat@reddit
My Geometry teacher would come to school drunk each morning, pass out at her desk (my class, 1st period) and we just taught ourselves using the textbook. The following year she came to school in her bra and slip, parked in the parking lot, and was banging on her car windows saying she couldn’t get out/was trapped. Firetruck and ambulance came and she was taken away. She passed away two years after that.
RockSteady65@reddit
Sounds like advanced alcoholism, blackout drinking during the day. That’s actually pretty sad if you think about it.
KatJen76@reddit
Have you ever seen a play or film about producing a play or film and the director throws huge temper tantrums and stress smokes like a chimney? That was our theater teacher and we adored him. He'd be in the back of the auditorium, smoking like he's got multimillion dollar investors breathing down his neck over our high school production of The Mouse That Roared, lol. But he was a good dude. Gone more than 20 years now from a heart attack less than a year after his retirement.
ShortySmooth@reddit
Oh! My 8th grade theater class did The Mouse That Roared! I was Tully Bascom!
woodspider9@reddit
8th grade science teacher (male) asked me if I couldn’t afford the rest of the (mini) skirt. Senior year honors Spanish lost her skull and started throwing erasers. Varsity boys soccer coach was dating, with the full ok of her parents, a girl in my year. He’d drop her off out front and go park in the faculty lot.
SausageSmuggler21@reddit
One of the "slutty" girls in my 7th grade class used to tell us that the English teacher used to look up her skirt. I paid attention one day and she definitely made it easy for him to look up her skirt. He was in his 40s and she was 12.
Sad-Translator-1573@reddit
It's amazing how a "slutty" 12 year old child is accountable for a grown ass man being unable to control his sick ass pedophile behaviors. How dare she! /s
cowpetter@reddit
What are the odds she had been sexually abused before then?
SausageSmuggler21@reddit
She was a girl in the US so at least 25%. She developed large breasts by 12 years old, so we can probably raise that to at least 50%. I believe she grew up in a low income family abandoned by her father, so probably 90-95% likely that she grew up with periodic or constant sexual abuse. This teacher included.
Pinkbeans1@reddit
The girl in my 8th grade class was Samantha & the teacher was Mr. Madden. She got grown woman boobs and itty bitty tight shirts.
She got called a slut and no one called him anything.
irishgator2@reddit
Ours married said high school girl but it didn’t last - you’re not from Orlando are you?
cricket_bacon@reddit
My junior high band director always threw erasers. Granted, I was talking and not paying attention. This happened many times. It was pretty much my fault.
inaneant@reddit
I had multiple teachers whi were eraser throwers during the 80s and 90s. We all thought it was completely normal
cricket_bacon@reddit
I'm telling you - I had it coming. I don't think he actually ever hit me with the eraser. But sometimes that was the only way I would shut up and focus.
2014ChevyCaptiva@reddit
Algebra 2 teacher threw chalk and erasers.
blueraspberryicepop@reddit
I think we were in the same class! lol
BabadookOfEarl@reddit
Eraser throwing was surprisingly common.
Oktodayithink@reddit
I know a middle school teacher who “dated” one of his students for years with consent of the parent.
PavlovaDog@reddit
Yep we had a female high school teacher who was married with kids yet was lovers with one of the boys in class. She arranged a class trip to the beach for several days, which I didn't get to go to, but the other kids came back saying he and her stayed in their own hotel room together for most of the trip.
Bunnyfartz@reddit
Parochial grammar and all-boys catholic high school. Ninja nuns with rulers and yardsticks. High school teachers who threw erasers, wielded whiffle ball bats, punched, hit with books, and one insecure angry little man who reacted to mockery by grabbing a fistful of one kid's hair and punctuating each word in his diatribe by slamming the kid's head into the lockers.
The school went coed to survive and (of course) the athletic director was fired for being creepy with the girls.
Then there was the religious brother who seemed to like wrestling the boys until he bear-higged them and they ended up bent over...
Other than that it was fine.
tdpoo@reddit
Had a teacher that would duct tape our mouths shut circa 1981. My first grade teacher in 1975 would paddle our hands with a ruler and one time she made a kid eat a whole pot of paste in front of the class. His name was Karl and it scarred me for life.
WagonHitchiker@reddit
How about a second-grade teacher spanking a student with a paddle two feet long because another student reported that the first student was fighting outside at recess?
The teacher did not see this or any other such incidents, but took it upon herself to paddle him.
KarmaBike@reddit
5th grade teacher sent me down the block with a buddy(safety ya know) during school with a couple of dollars, to buy his cigars at the corner store. (Swisher Sweets were his stick of choice.)
“Just tell Mr. Pedersen they are for Mr. C.”
Elegant-Sleep4042@reddit
My band director in 3rd grade smashed my head against the cmu block wall because I wanted to switch instruments a month before a concert.
Footnotegirl1@reddit
Let's see.
My 4th grade teacher insulted students and called them names ("Miss Piggy" and "Bonehead" and "Pigpen" etc) and encouraged the other students to do the same. She was newly out of college and it was clear that she was very much still interested in being a 'popular girl' in a very middle school kind of way.
6th grade teacher regularly chucked chalk and other items at us, hard enough to bruise.
7th grade teacher gave me detention for telling him that he had put incorrect information up on the chalkboard.
Art teacher at my high school got involved with a senior girl who moved into his apartment. He did not get fired (student was 18). I think that he did not get invited back to teach the next year though.
Leeleeflyhi@reddit
English teacher/ football coach would throw desk across the room. He was finally fired after refusing to let players on the bus back home after they lost
Had at least 4 teachers with dementia. One would yell poll grade and call your name. You say Here! That was your grade. Another teacher was tormented by the students, would make her cry saying her cat died. She didn’t even have a cat. It was sad.
Drunk math teacher
9th grade science we just traced a pic out of the science book once a week for a grade. That’s where I learned to play poker and roll a joint
PE teacher and coach gave use an A for wearing gym shoes. Really didn’t do anything else
Took drivers ed but the teacher was the baseball coach so if you took the class during baseball season he was rarely in the class
Literature teacher would get “migraines” so she’s turn th light off and have us watch Clash of the Titans when she had them. And she played scrabble with the teacher next door so if they were heavy in a game watched Clash of the Titans. I probably watched that movie twice a week for a year
MAandMEMom@reddit
My third grade teacher would select students to come up and run her back while she taught lessons. You had to be picked by being good in class.
Minimum_Current7108@reddit
We definitely were made to be survivors lol between deadly dodge ball we had to used a leather soccer-ball lol plus we had the rope to climb and ring that bell and luckily we had that 2” foam padding to land on broken bones galore
DasderdlyD4@reddit
8th grade teacher used to go out to his car at lunch and smoke a little friendly weed in front of the building. Had a designated smoking area for 11-12 grade, my art teacher used to come smoke cigarettes with the students and talk about his drug use years.
age_of_No_fuxleft@reddit
Oh boy. Well after a food fight broke out one of our teachers picked up a classmates by the throat and pinned him to the wall. My shop teacher had empty liquor bottles in the drawers of his desk. That guy was always ripped and that’s probably partly why my friend Christine cut off the tip of her finger on the bandsaw. I smoked in the bathroom with the librarian. My senior year AP macroeconomics teacher was banging my classmate Lucille (which was fine they were both weird and icky 😂) and they got married right after school ended.
fake-august@reddit
I went to boarding school and many of the male teachers were in between graduating college and grad school.
Like they were 22 surrounded by a bunch of teenage girls. There were rumors and travel with drinking etc.
The one I had a crush on was my geometry teacher - nothing ever happened but he wrote a long page in my yearbook and even sent me a letter the summer after I graduated.
Now he’s a math professor at Brown University and (I hope) happily married to the woman who did aerobics class with the girls at school.
frisbeemassage@reddit
My high school chemistry teacher kissed me
TheTrueGoatMom@reddit
3rd grade teacher made me eat soap for bending a library book, AND stay in during recess to organize our little library.
sugarhillboss@reddit
Literally beat you in class. Kids getting rag dolled for cheating or being a smart mouth. Paddled by the principal if the teacher got tired.
GeoHog713@reddit
Had a coach that didn't really like to the teaching. First day of school. He's not in the room. It's first period and of course us unsupervised heathens were running amok.
He burst out of the closet - where he watched game film - grabbed the giant teacher desk and hurled it across the room, like the hulk
He definitely got our attention
spider_speller@reddit
My fifth grade teacher was super religious and started teaching bible shit to the class—in a public school. There was also a group that came to my high school (also public) to do an assembly and started preaching about christianity.
Historical-Bowl-3531@reddit
I was in military school from 4th - 6th grade (boarding school.) We got in trouble one night and ended up marching squares in the snow in pajamas at about 10:00 pm.
NCC-1701-1@reddit
I saw a fist fight between a gym teacher and a kid who refused to take a shower after gym in middle school. The teacher won and dragging him into the shower with his clothes on.
TamarackSlim@reddit
"Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Catch a N- word by the toe." And that was high water for that bag of bones. Fuck you, Mrs. Isacson.
holdmypurse@reddit
Mrs. Fomer would regularly leave us unsupervised in the classroom while she left to go do...whatever. Then come back and scold us "I could hear you all the way down the hall!" Well yeah lady this is first grade and we are 5 years old what did you expect?
Ironically, one time a couple of other kids and I got in trouble for saying "Shhhh!" because we didn't want to get in trouble. She said "And the ones shushing are even worse than the ones making the noise!" She "punished" us by making us stand in front of the class and commanded us: "OK now say Shhhhh!" I still don't get it.
She also would grab the boys by the shoulders and shake them so hard their heads would flop back and forth.
anniepw13@reddit
Hurled bean bags to those not paying attention
thecardshark555@reddit
Our HS English teacher was definitely drinking during school hours. We all knew what was in her coffee cup.
One of our science teachers had a kid our age, in a different HS. Said teacher was a jerk, and told us stories about his kid. Kid ended up involved in a fairly well known satanic murder case when we were juniors.
HistoricalString2350@reddit
High school English teacher had us watch all three Star Wars because symbolism. It took up half the year. He’d send the football players out to pick up wings at hooters on our lunch break (open campus).
Flyingarrow68@reddit
Big wheel races in the hallways, letting us have soda from the fountain, unscheduled field trips, yeah I miss my youth at times.
KitchenWitch021@reddit
We had a pervy teacher who arranged the desks in an arc. Only girls sat in the front row. You know where this is going.
We were just freshman when all the older girls told us we were “the front row girls” and the teacher was hoping to get sneak peek if we had a skirt on and crossed our legs.
Another young music teacher invited a bunch of students to her apartment to drink and smoke weed. The perv got away with his bullshit, but the party teacher got fired.
Cat_Alarm4242@reddit
My tenth grade biology teacher showed us how to properly cut our wrists, if we ever wanted to off ourselves.
Kooky_Grass534@reddit
My 4th grade teacher would let the entire class line up and spank you with a paddle on your birthday
BeerCooker_321@reddit (OP)
Yep, had that one too.
Kooky_Grass534@reddit
Jesus. What were they thinking?
NeilV289@reddit
Grade 3: Teacher carried a paddle most of the time and started class by whacking a student's desk. Once, she wasn't looking and whacked a kid's hand.
Grade 6: Teacher in a public school started class with a prayer. (Other than that, she was a good teacher.)
Elementary the whole time: school principal would show up drunk on occasion.
Grade 9: Algebra teacher was drunk sometimes and missed a lot of school for obvious reasons.
hapticeffects@reddit
Had a very short wise ass friend in junior high. Giant beast of a teacher picked him up by the feet and held him upside down. It was humiliating and painful.
One of my teachers in high school told another student to hit me in the back of the head with a textbook. I hope they're both rotting miserably in hell.
DVDragOnIn@reddit
My 10th grade Spanish teacher liked to look at girls’ chests when he talked with us, instead of looking at us in our faces. My grades were bad, the year wasn’t going good, and finally Dad said he’d go talk to him. After the meeting, Dad said “I believe everything you said about him now! When he shook my hand, he tickled my palm with one finger!” We had a new teacher the next year, and she was very nice and looked everyone in the face when she talked with us
Secret_Flounder_3781@reddit
My favorite science teacher in middle school occasionally brought roadkill and dissected it on the lab table for us. He also got "used" dissection animals from the university (dirt poor, rural district) so we got to do everything from fetal pigs to cats.
I'm really not sure it was the best idea to bring in the roadkill and preserve the parasites in jars, but I did end up teaching middle school science for a while.
EddieKroman@reddit
Catholic school in the 1970’s. Sister Mary Yardstick.
amyayou@reddit
Our reward for finishing the workbooks early? We got to go to a supply closet and read our library books! Down the hall and unsupervised. It was great!
RASKStudio3937@reddit
We once went on an outward bound trip in the dead of winter, hiked a mountain, and we stayed in this cabin on top of the mountain we climbed. Snow was everywhere. At bedtime I couldn't stop being the class clown cos I was like 11 and probably nervous about sleeping away from home but also probably just having a good time. Kids take awhile to settle down. And the adult chaperone got so fed up with us all giggling, she grabbed me by my hair from the top bunk I was in and dragged me outside, threw me onto the porch in my pjs alone shivering in the snow and shut the door to teach me a lesson. This was like circa 1985. I'm a teacher now and I would NEVER do this to a kid, that's a lawsuit 100%.
GoogleZombie@reddit
We had a girls basketball coach (M) that used to date some of the basketball players. It was always just a "rumor" but we all knew it was true. As far as I know he never got caught, I don't know how because his wife was also a teacher in our small school. A few years after I graduated his son caught him banging his fiance (soon to be daughter in law). After this happened they left town. This was the mid 80s to late 90s. One of the English teachers wrote a book about it a few years later.
BabadookOfEarl@reddit
😆 I love the clincher of the last line.
4theloveofsquirrels@reddit
5th grade - math teacher would pull us up out of our chairs by an ear, science teacher let us play with mercury in our hands for a few days
Interesting_Ask4406@reddit
Oh man, I’m so old the teachers could still hit you.
0o-AraArarauna-o0@reddit
Grade 3 teacher smacked us in the hands with the metal edge of a ruler if we didn’t sit still
Original_Flounder_18@reddit
Oh jeez, I forgot! We had like 6 gym teacher all with the last name of Johnson. No joke and idk if any were related as it was a Very common name in that area.
The one was super perverted. When the boys had to climb the robe and couldn’t do it, he would push them up by the nut sack. I wish I was joking
Secret_Flounder_3781@reddit
4th grade teacher put me at a table with the three worst behaved boys in the class. Whenever one of them got in trouble, we all ran laps. I hated them at first, but they were really sympathetic and tried to make it less miserable for me.
I still hated that teacher though, in part because she chose me deliberately. I had skipped a grade and was both shy and absolutely tiny, even for my age, and my attendance was shit. She probably thought I'd grow a pair and fight one of them if I had to do enough punishments because of the boys, but I did not.
trashytasting@reddit
Typing class and the teacher/bus driver always made creepy comments to the girls. He leaned over me one time, put his arm around me, squeezed, and asked, “what do you do after your period?” And waggled his eyebrows.
Own-Capital-5995@reddit
Disgusting
beezeebeehazcatz@reddit
He needed to be double spaced in the nuts.
Truth-out246810@reddit
Teacher at our school had pitched minor league baseball for years. He was coaching the school team and pitching for batting practice. He clocked a batter in the head with a pitch so hard that it dropped the kid, even with a batting helmet on. Student was fine in the end, but had a nasty concussion.
Another teacher smoked clove cigarettes in the student smoking section of campus during his prep with kids who were cutting class.
Flat_6_Theory@reddit
I remember an incident in health class in the 80s. One of the guys had laid his head down on his desk and gone to sleep. Teacher, who was one of the coaches, kicked the underside of the desk pretty hard and the kid’s head flew up and back.
In the 70s during elementary school one our teachers announced in the hallway that war was god’s way of controlling the population. Was a Baptist school.
cowpetter@reddit
In the early 90s a classmate fell asleep during class. Our teacher knew he was a farm kid and told us to let him sleep. Randy deserved that nap.
Math teacher let me "rest my head" as long as I kept up with the work. We do have some wild abusive stories, but these were the teachers who understood teaching in a farm community.
Momofthewild-3@reddit
Started elementary school in 73/74. I was a lefty. I’m not anymore. They tied my left arm to my side and made me write with my right. I, to this day, hold my pen backwards and pull it across the paper. Thank god for keyboards.
bittybomplop@reddit
1982 small town in Southern Illinois, 1st grade teacher, Mrs. Burns, was cruel af. She made one kid wear a baby bonnet in class bc he cried, I think bc she was yelling at him for not doing his homework (poor kid, felt so bad for him). She made me wear a green string of yarn pinned to my back side like a tail for the day bc told on someone - I was a tattle tale. All the teachers there used wooden paddles on us. The principal, Mr. Sullivan, carried his in a holster made out of denim that a parent made for him. Grade school was a scary place. Recess was great fun tho.
Original_Flounder_18@reddit
Lots of teachers had sex with students back then, some even ended up marrying said students.
My senior year in psychology, the entire year-and I mean ALL year, he didn’t teach. He had us watch videos with actual footage about the holocaust. That’s it. It was disturbing to say the least
wheredidyoustood@reddit
So many. Early 80’s catholic grade school. Fourth grade teacher would hit students with encyclopedias, map pointers across the fingers, she punched two of my friends in the stomach and would pull hair. She was at least 30-35 years in teaching at that point.
jlsteiner728@reddit
Sixth grade… so 1982?… one of the boys in my class was combing his hair during class. You remember those combs with the handle that everyone had in their back pocket to refresh their feathered hair.
Granted, he was an asshole and he was doing it to get her goat, but still…
She grabbed his hair and cut it to about 1/2 an inch. She was reprimanded. I’m not even sure I’d call it a slap on the wrist.
AngelsHaveThPhoneBox@reddit
My mom said her math teacher slapped a kid across the face hard enough to knock the gum out of his mouth. For me (in the 80s) I had a teacher sit idly by while the male student next to me loudly said filthy stuff to me every day before class . Apparently sexual harassment was OK in the 80s.
JiminPA67@reddit
My PE teacher, who was also the football coach, would have the boys settle their differences by giving them boxing gloves and letting them beat the shit out of each other in the basement with no consequences. Also, the 10th grade Social Studies teacher got away with sleeping with several of his 15 year old students.
BluRobynn@reddit
Paddling.
Yeah, paddling.
Myeloman@reddit
Not my teacher, but a bus driver once stopped the bus in the middle of a country road (went to a very rural elementary school, grew up on a farm), removed his seatbelt, strode with purpose down the aisle to where a kid was sitting that he’d told several times to stop misbehaving, wrapped his thumb and “prosthetic” (he’d lost all four fingers at the root in a farming accident years prior) and yoinked the kid outta his seat and bonded his head off the roof of the bus. The rest of that ride to school was the quietest bus ride I’ve ever been on. So far as I know, nothing came of it, save that that kid and every other kid was very respectful for the rest of the school year.
MidwestAbe@reddit
So look, I know what that driver did was wrong - right?
And I've never got any of my kids to "shape them up"
Any maybe there was a way to get that kid to shut up without doing it. BUT it did work and for that moment and year the kid learned a little something about being respectful.
We need about 8% of that still to be possible today.
Myeloman@reddit
Sadly it was a different era. Nowadays parents don’t think their damn kids can do any wrong, even when they KNOW their kid was/is an AH they’ll defend the kid till they’re blue in the face. Back the. Even if anyone had told the parents or any other school official no one would’ve thought to question it, at least where I grew up. Plus, I know if I’d been that kid it would’ve gotten back to my dad and then… HOO-BOY would I have gotten what for that afternoon after I got off the bus coming home. He, and his “discipline”, was the single factor that made me never, ever skip school. The juice would’ve never been worth the squeeze… 💀
ThreeandnoD@reddit
Had a 5th grade teacher who would put you under her desk when you were acting up. In 7th grade one of my friends was mouthing off to our Gym Teacher who had played college football and baseball and was built like an oak tree. We were playing softball that day and the teacher wore the metal spikes. My friend something and the teacher did a full roundhouse kick right to my buddy’s sternum. He flew back, as if shot, about 7 feet. Nobody said anything and nothing was reported
Turbulent-Pension-31@reddit
I’m black and fell asleep in class a couple times, teacher said multiple times in class that I must have African Sleeping Sickness. Even sent me to the nurse.
ungloomy_Eeyore964@reddit
In 6th grade I had a teacher who bullied me and another girl. We were both the only new students in the class, and she got the whole class in on it. She got "caught" when she wrote some comment on my report card about being a loner and my mom ripped her a new one. My older sister married a guy who was friends with the principal and we got to go report to him every Friday about her behavior. Made for an interesting year!
theycallmebrain@reddit
Was in 6th, maybe 7th grade, eating lunch in the cafeteria. A random meatball went flying…wasn’t our table. Next thing we know the new vice principal came running to our table and said if he finds out who threw the meatball, he was going to break their damn necks.
LoudMind967@reddit
I threw a cows heart from bio class across the lunchroom with several hundred students eating in it
cowpetter@reddit
Cow hearts are pretty large ...
LyingInPonds@reddit
My second grade teacher, 1984-5, at a tiny, rural, private school, got a lot of satisfaction from being verbally and psychologically abusive. She'd go down each row, one student at a time, hold up a math flashcard, and if you hesitated longer than a (literal) couple of seconds, or gave the wrong answer, you'd get your hands whacked with a ruler and have to go stand with your nose in an "idiot circle" on the chalkboard for the rest of the lesson. The circles were heavily filled in with chalk, so you were just standing there silently in front of the class, breathing in chalk dust while she mocked your clothes, or your parents, or your looks. I was marked out as academically gifted, so she liked to say I must have cheated on the IQ test, and that I looked pretty stupid from where she was sitting.
I have dyscalculia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jed308613@reddit
Following and may talk about my experiences later. '84 grad.
TheBklynGuy@reddit
This brought back something I never forgot from elementary school. I'm 49 and still remember like yesterday.
There was one teacher who was mean as a rabid hyena. Let's call her Ms. Banshee. She was always angry, seemed to hate her job and would scream so loud you could here her in the next zip code.
One student who was Indian and one of the nicest kidd seemed to draw her ire a lot. She got mad at all of us for "not keeping our loose-leaf book neat." She told everyone to use those sticky circles to protect tearing. Anyone who remembers thos knows paged tear anyway with use. Normal stuff.
Next day she looked through our binders. Most had them in order. Those that didn't got yelled at. Then she got to the Indian kid. She grabbed his book, slammed it on her desk. Made him come up to the front. She then screamed at am intensity that could have broken the sound barrier. Kid started crying. That made her angrier. She tore pages out, throwing them on the floor. I recall her saying something like this is what happens when you don't comply. It was awful to watch.
She was still teaching after. This was in the 1980s. No way in hell could a teacher get away with this now. I have no doubt his race played a role. Thinking of it now It was my first time witnessing racism.
It was very ugly. And scary.
Non_Anon312@reddit
Middle school social science teacher randomly out of the blue asked us if we wanted to know how gay men had sex. The room got real quiet until the class clown said, “Yeah! How DO gay men have sex?” And then our teacher told us.
Also in middle school, our science teacher randomly out of the blue told us that he had Hepatitis C. Of course, we had no idea what that was.
Also in middle school (there’s a theme here), one boy asked if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher said no, and when the kid said he had to go really badly, the teacher said, “Then tie it in a knot!”
This would have been around ‘85-‘87. Fun times!
BlownCamaro@reddit
Our male P.E. teacher had to sub for the girl's P.E. teacher and us at the same time once. A little girl came up to him during exercises and said, "I really have to pee!" He told her, "You can go after class is over. So put a cork in it!" and all the boys busted out laughing. They never let him substitute again.
ungloomy_Eeyore964@reddit
Almost every history teacher I had from 7th through 11th grade was off their rocker. 7th and 8th grade I had a history teacher that was so old they had to walk her to class so she wouldn't get lost. For 2 years every single person got a C, no matter what.
I had an 11th grade history teacher who stood in front of the class and read the text in a monotone voice. Every day. We used to lick gummy bears and throw them on the ceiling. We also used to shift seats like a clock around the room so the kids by the door could leave and walk around.
My 12th grade teacher for government and economics was a tyrant. You weren't allowed to put elbows on the desk or so much as slouch or he would make you stand up the whole period. And he was soooo boring.
TheBklynGuy@reddit
This brought back something I never forgot from elementary school. I'm 49 and still remember like yesterday.
There was one teacher who was mean as a rabid hyena. Let's call her Ms. Banshee. She was always angry, seemed to hate her job and would scream so loud you could here her in the next zip code.
One student who was Indian and one of the nicest kidd seemed to draw her ire a lot. She got mad at all of us for "not keeping our loose-leaf book neat." She told everyone to use those sticky circles to protect tearing. Anyone who remembers thos knows paged tear anyway with use. Normal stuff.
Next day she looked through our binders. Most had them in order. Those that didn't got yelled at. Then she got to the Indian kid. She grabbed his book, slammed it on her desk. Made him come up to the front. She then screamed at am intensity that could have broken the sound barrier. Kid started crying. That made her angrier. She tore pages out, throwing them on the floor. I recall her saying something like this is what happens when you don't comply. It was awful to watch.
She was still teaching after. This was in the 1980s. No way in hell could a teacher get away with this now. I have no doubt his race played a role. Thinking of it now It was my first time witnessing racism.
It was very ugly. And scary.
sunsetpoe@reddit
I had one teacher in junior high that would throw chalkboard erasers at students when she’d get frustrated.
MowgeeCrone@reddit
Long term relationship with a student. Everyone knew. Still married last I heard.
Tackling students and drag them kicking and screaming into closets where they'd be locked in and left screaming the school down until they tired themselves out.
Go home at lunch and come back drunk, every day.
Ask students to buy them drugs or go on weekend benders with them.
The geography teacher who was catholic, living in a defacto relationship with another teacher, and would regularly show her distaste for the protestant kids. If you answered a question incorrectly she'd call you an idiot and ask, you're a protestant aren't you?
The maths teacher had a horror temper. If you were at school and didn't hear him yelling at his class to SHUT THE FUCK UP, then he wasn't on sore that day.
Another maths teacher was caught by students fucking one of her year 12 students on their Muck Up Day.
Fyi - Muck Up Day in Australia was a 24+ hour occasion where after we'd graduated, we'd be given keys and free reign of the school to basically disrupt every class and trash the school. They cancelled ours as the year before they went so hard one of them was airlifted to Sydney with a suspected broken spine. We'd spent our entire hs years looking forward to the anarchy we could inflict and we were ROBBED! Class of 92 will never forget, never forgive!
ted_anderson@reddit
We had a teacher who used to put masking tape over kids' mouths if they talked too much.
SWNMAZporvida@reddit
Riding the bus home - a full on fight breaks out, (like movie style - rolling in the aisle, pulling off shirts) old school brawl - Mr. Blake, didn’t even slow down, looking in that bigass bus mirror, “Don’t get blood on the seats.” (in his Wilford Brimley voice) kept on driving….
Klutzy_Yam_343@reddit
My 7th grade science teacher (male 40’s) scooped me (female 12) out of my desk and dropped me ass first into a large plastic garbage pail in the front of the class. I struggled to get out (feet in the air) until I tipped the whole thing over spilling the trash everywhere. He then demanded that I return everything to the trash bin while the entire class watched and waited. I turned around and left class. The next day I was called to the office during first period where I was reprimanded for leaving class early and given after school detention for a week.
grumpleskinskin@reddit
Had a substitute that was an older brother of one of our classmates. He was probably ~24 and we were ~16. At one point I looked up and he was just gone from the class. I asked where he went and was told oh, he's Frankie's BF so they went to her car to fuck.
ChesterDood@reddit
Substitute teacher in elementary school
Mrs Graves
If anyone made any noise in class when they weren't supposed to, she yelled out BIMBO!
And everyone had to put their heads on their desks and she would just rent about how terrible we all were, how God would punish us, and that our parents deserved better.
After about 10 minutes we could sit up again.
odat247@reddit
Sleeping with students
Shirabatyona32@reddit
First grade teacher taped my mouth shut my mother laughed
Pretty-Biscotti-5256@reddit
I had a jr high teacher who wore a giant class ring and whacked people in the head with it if they were talking. Same teacher would also grab the hair at the nape of the neck and slowly pull it as he was cursing you out for whatever infraction. The math teacher played “pocket pool” as he explained algebra in front of the class. (No wonder I’m terrible at math - the daily trauma of forcing us to watch that!). Another teacher yelled so loud that the walls shook and no one dared look him in the eye, let alone talk in class. More than a few teachers had paddle boards proudly displayed at the front of the room, they even had holes in them for added pain and terror. The drama teacher knock up a girl and they got married the day after she graduated. Many girls had a crush on one of our teachers, including me and at my 10 year reunion, he kept hitting on me. I wasn’t flattered. A very stoic, never smiled, science teacher, one day a year broke character to explain static electricity by blowing up balloons in the middle of winter on the driest day and rubbed them on the naughtiness of students heads, that clearly gave them shocks, made their hair stand up, all the while explaining calmly all the actions and reactions, then popped the balloon with a giant hat pin at the end of the “experiment” near their ears and crack a ever so slight, devilish smile. I loved her for that.
annemarizie@reddit
My 7th grade teacher Mr Bobe would discipline us by telling us “ grab your ankles” and proceed to kick us in the butt out the doorway and continue running laps to the fence. This was boys and girl in catholic school uniform. This was 1975. I can’t imagine that happening today!
Arkhus9753@reddit
Oh man, do I have a story! When I was in the fourth grade, I had a teacher named Mrs. Fisher. It was 1974 but Mrs. Fisher expected us to behave like it was 1954. First thing we always had to say (in perfect unison) was “Good morning, Mrs. Fisher.” Then it was all “Yes, Mrs. Fisher” “No, Mrs. Fischer” “Thank you, Mrs. Fisher.” If you spoke too softly, she would put you in the classroom closet and you had to shout your answers through the closed door. If you were late to class, you had to go in the closet. If you were “talking back”, you got a ruler to the hand and sent to the closet. One day, a girl was distracted (we were children!) so Mrs. Fisher made her yell her homework out the window at a tree. Like to see Mrs. Fisher pull that shit today - she would be ousted in a heartbeat!
BlownCamaro@reddit
We had a huge German math teach that didn't take any crap from anyone. His name was Mr. Wertz. The teachers rotated playground duty and if was out there and saw you doing something you shouldn't, he'd pick you up under your chin and slam you against the side of the concrete building. He made sure no teachers ever saw him do it, but plenty of us kids did!
UnableMycologist2240@reddit
Band director throwing a music stand across the room aimed at a kid messing up. That and just watching the savagery of dodgeball
No_Set_4418@reddit
Band directors are notorious for music stands and batons. I had a few batons whizzed by my head, luckily as percussion I could see them coming.
BackgroundLetter7285@reddit
I’m a teacher and when i started in the 90s, I worked in an inner city school. The old school teachers did crazy shit. Parents gave them permission to “whoop” them in the bathroom with a belt. Other punishments included holding stacks of dictionaries for hours (this would never happen today since everything is online 😂) and writing “lines”. They wrote things like “I will not talk in class” 100x. Then the teachers would rip it up when it was done.
HLLAuntClaire@reddit
Writing Standards as punishment for my kids kept them busy AND just about a month ago my 28 yr old randomly said to me “mom I’m glad you made me and Desi write Standards. I think it really helped” Her friend , a few years younger than her and a self proclaimed class trouble maker, overheard this and asked “what are Standards?” 😆
fictionfan007@reddit
I remember sitting in 8th grade Georgia History and hearing a loud boom from the classroom next door. Our teacher bolted out the door and to the room that the sound came from. Turns out the English teacher lifted a desk and threw it against the wall because the class was bad when they had a substitute the day before. The desk broke the concrete blocks in the wall and it had to be patched.
That same teacher is now the lead councilor at the same high school I attended back then.
Low-Teach-8023@reddit
During drivers ed, our male teacher and four girls would go to one girl’s house for snacks. No one was home because her parents were at work.
Proof_Lengthiness185@reddit
Were you one of the girls?
Low-Teach-8023@reddit
I was one of them. I don’t remember how it started but my friend’s house was nearby and they had a good snack cabinet. Nothing inappropriate happened but definitely not something a teacher should do.
Quix66@reddit
Those books from the Scholastic catalogs we could order in the 70s and early 80s? One 7th grade language arts teacher would keep our bonus books to build up her classroom library. I protested, even to the principal. I just quit ordering enough to get a bonus. s far as I was concerned it was theft.
CatPurrsonNo1@reddit
Ah, yes, my sixth grade teacher used to throw erasers at kids whenever they annoyed her, and she would “inspect” our desks. If they were too messy, she would dump them all over the floor and we had to clean the mess up. She dumped mine once, and I was simultaneously furious and humiliated.
The gym teacher I had in seventh grade watched us to make sure we showered. Thankfully, I wasn’t at that school for very long.
AliVista_LilSista@reddit
Smoking. Coming to class hungover. Having sex in the headmaster office. Cussing.
TemperatureTop246@reddit
Grade 7: not a teacher, but the vice principal accused me of being a lesbian in front of other kids.
I told the principal and counselor, but nothing ever happened to him.
Alert-Boot2196@reddit
Back in the 70s two of our teachers were the basketball coaches and they regularly showered with us after practice. Wasn’t a big deal back then but this would never fly now.
Maleficent-Earth9201@reddit
I heard about Sandpaper Sally (ifykyk - it's gross and inappropriate) for the first time from my 7th grade civics teacher. Mr. Green was a cool old army vet who was always telling crazy stories. I remember going home to tell my career military father the joke. He said, "Stop, who told you that?" after the first line.
He wasn't happy, but I refused to rat out my teacher. He did tell me when I was older that he respected me for not telling him who it was. I would be LIVID if a teacher told my 11 year old that joke now!! But we also had sex ed classes in 6th grade. I don't think my kids ever had sex ed
lunaburning@reddit
When I was in 5th grade in 1983, my class put on a play about the underground railroad. I was cast as Harriet Tubman. I went to an all white school in a small mid-western town, and we did the play in blackface. It was all completely innocent, no one batted an eye at it and the school congratulated itself for being so progressive.
Mysterious-Ruby@reddit
My highschool algebra teacher would write what he wanted us to do on the board and sleep the rest class. Found out when I left highschool he was drunk.
CottonTop_33@reddit
Our teacher had random "parties" where he would pick students out (for no reason) and take them out in the hall and paddle them. This was a male teacher. A student thought he would be funny and told him that a female teacher hit harder than him. He called all the teachers out in the hall and said they all needed to paddle him so they could see who paddled the hardest. All of them men did it, but the female teacher declined.
MaximumJones@reddit
I dated one of my teachers in high school. I was 17 and she was 40.
She would go to prison if that happened today.
Back then no one batted an eye since I was a guy.
HotFlash3@reddit
Our principal and male teachers would lift guys up by their shirt right in front of the neck with only their tiptoes touching the ground against the lockers.
All while yelling at them pointing their finger in their face like a drill sergeant.
Then they'd release them and let them fall into the lockers.
BabadookOfEarl@reddit
Oh, grade ten physics. The teacher was doing an experiment on how you separate hydrogen. Then he set it off. We did have eye protection and were told to plug our ears though.
Icy-Tomorrow-576@reddit
6th grade teacher would flip your desk over with you in it if he was mad.
Federal-Membership-1@reddit
6th grade(1980) we had a hitter. She was also a really nasty bitch. My elementary principal was a hitter. Public schools, in the northeast. They would have felony records for that shit today.
BuDu1013@reddit
Our wood teacher would come out of his office blowing a cloud of cigarette smoke right in the middle of the shop
T-rocious@reddit
All the classrooms had back door exits and our typing teacher would stand in the back doorway and smoke a cigarette.
BuDu1013@reddit
Mine used to stop class and we'd start telling explicit jokes.
energy90@reddit
We saw our 2nd grade teacher smoking in the office on his prep. This was mid-80s, when smoking was just starting to be considered a bad thing. We were shocked. 😮
GoogleZombie@reddit
Lol ...I used to hang out in the morning with my mother in the teachers lounge/ copy room inhaling cigarette smoke and memeohraph fumes...damn I miss the 80s
Pinkbeans1@reddit
Mid to late 80’s, we had a student smoker’s lawn at the high school.
WhisperToARiot@reddit
10th grade, my typing teacher (m, mid 30’s) was dating a classmate… in Catholic school. Admin found out and said stop it, but it didn’t for a few more months. Never got fired.
Terrible_Emotion_710@reddit
4th grade teacher would throw chalk board erasures at kids pissing her off. Not a toss, but throw it as hard as she could Yes, she would make contact. Yes it hurt.
ShBry1@reddit
I was in first grade and someone clogged up the boys toilet. There were actually a boys and girls toilet in our classroom. She lost her shit and lined up us boys and we all had to grab some toilet paper out of the nasty ass toilet and toss it in the trash can until it was empty then she called in the janitor. She apologized at a meeting and stayed on as a teacher for many years.
1questions@reddit
I’m sorry you had to go through that. You didn’t deserve it.
forevermore4315@reddit
Nun taped my mouth shut in the 1st grade.
didwanttobethatguy@reddit
Teachers smoking in class. My SIL had a lesbian gym coach that had the girls line up and open their towels after showering so she could inspect them (to make sure they had really showered - yeah right.) A driving instructor ranting about Jews. Male coaches making subtle hints to some of the girls in class. Male coach dating an 18 year old student. Coaches making really bad comments about special ed students.
CreativeSoul-11@reddit
HS boys’ track coach (male), filling in for my girls’ team coach, had me (female) lie face down on the gym floor and proceeded to use me as an anatomical model to demonstrate massaging hamstring injuries. He literally felt me up with all the boys gathered around.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
Oh my gosh. I’m so sorry
Appropriate-Taro-452@reddit
In 1979, I was in the first grade. We had a kid who acted the ass all day every day. One day our teacher Mrs. Knox had enough of his crap and she walked him across the top of the head with a wooden yard stick. The yard stick broke into two pieces, and he started acting right after that, 😆
LollyGoss@reddit
Also one of my HS “teachers” has an outside door in her room and kept her custom pumped-out van right outside. She would leave and leave us alone most every class, often taking one of the older boys w her. He spent A LOT of time at her house!
Longjumping_Ad193@reddit
My high school art teacher exclaimed after I declared I liked the way I was carving my linoleum block - “You make me so mad I could rape you.”
MacabreAngel@reddit
Holy shit that would be terrifying
BabadookOfEarl@reddit
Grad four teacher hit me over the head with a textbook. He used to smack kids from behind with a metre stick if they weren’t behaving. Grade five, the teacher would get extremely angry and throw a kids desk from in front of him. Weird times.
EntertainmentNew5165@reddit
4th grade teacher would hurl blackboard erasers full on hard as she could at kids that would act up. She had very good aim and almost always connected.
portapotj1413@reddit
No my teacher, but our bus driver stopped on an empty wooded road and threatened to throw all of us off the bus if we didn't "shut the hell up" when I was in 4th grade.
Drawing_Tall_Figures@reddit
I had two shit for human beings as teachers and I hope they are rotting in hell. One was a band and "tech" teacher that just thought I was being "annoying" and he put his hands around my neck and said, well what would happen if I choked you? Another would throw chalk at us, yell at us over and over and call us dipsticks if we could not figure out a problem on the spot, and he had a terrarium that was all cracked up because he used to throw chairs at it. My class only saw him attempt that once. He also made me cry (one time of many) by accusing me of something I didn't do, and then again, put me on the spot and treated his classroom like a weird court, and accused me of lying about something that happened that I didn't even do, but he didn't care. He tried to get me to confess and I just refused because I hadn't even done it. Both dicks. I teach now and when I tell that to kids in middle school they are shocked. I don't touch anyone. If you want a hug kid, sorry but you just a get a pat on the head, lol.
Myfanwy66@reddit
Drinking in class.
Sleeping with students.
Getting drunk with students.
LollyGoss@reddit
Giving “licks.” Aka spanking, sometimes w wooden paddles
spookaddress@reddit
It was 1989, I was a sophomore and finals were in full swing.
I was not a scholar at all. I always failed a class or 3 and as a band member was only really involved the first 6 weeks of school and then relegated to 2nd band and no extracurricular activities.
The assistant band director knew me well. I didn't even know the 1st director (Bullet Bob) knew my name.
Now it's time to get a final grade and those of us who were in the 2nd band had to play scales for the director for a final grade.
Bob let me blow (I played the Alto saxophone) through one scale without interruption. Part way through my second he waved his hand interrupting me clearly he wanted me to stop. I was not doing that bad really.
Bullet Bob: "Spookaddress lets make a deal. You promise to not sign up for band again and I'll give you a 70."
Spookaddress "ill take it."
And that's how I quit band.
D3AD_M3AT@reddit
I'm Australian so our education is different to most people here, and to make it more different I come from historically one of the socially economic depressed areas of my city
Sooo my personal experience in the 1980s at high school
PE teacher viciously beaten and hospitalised for putting his hands down the front of a students under wear.
Home education teacher who loved to give bj and passed any student she did it to.
History teacher who after relentless aggravation from students retrieved a chainsaw from his car and chased the students around the class room, he eventually became a federal member of parliament ... yeh fuck you Kim Carr
Science teacher who believed in physical punishment so would take students into the backroom and punch on.
Wasn't all doom and gloom we had the hippie teachers
Metal work teacher who caught us with a massive bag of pot (about a kilo/ 2.2 pounds worth of mix ) and as we where sorting out the bud from the hash he decided to help then showed us how to roll joints.
English teacher who's "flavoured water" spilt at the year 11 formal and set her table on fire.
Art teacher who agreed with us that the museum tour was arse so took us to see The Terminator .... this teacher introduced me to punk music
BerryMantelope@reddit
Senior year American Government class ('82-'83). Big ass football player asleep with his head on the desk. Teacher (older guy) took the giant government textbook and slammed it down on the kid's head so hard his head bounced. Kid never fell asleep in that class again. No one batted an eye.
Simple_Parsnip_7872@reddit
My bus driver would pull over and give us licks with a wood paddle if we acted up on the bus.
JulieThinx@reddit
In elementary school we would get called to be a "helper" in the kitchen. We would help make lunches then serve them.
mmaine9339@reddit
This sounds very similar actually to my experience going to high school in the 90s. We had a wrestling/physical education coach named Bubba who was a mountain of a man and had some athletic history at the school.
I was a loudmouth who used to act up constantly. One day he just got physical with me and took me down put me in some kind of wrestling move where I couldn't breathe. Everybody laughed. I did deserve a little straightening out but I thought it was a little bit inappropriate how physical he got.
I also remember an English teacher with a reputation for flirting with the senior boys. Some people say she crossed the line a few times! But I could never really prove it .
0m3gaMan5513@reddit
My 3rd grade teacher kept a bottle of brandy in his desk drawer, and would pour some in his coffee in plain sight of the whole class. This would’ve been 1974.
ToasterBath4613@reddit
4th grade teacher used to lock kids in the bathroom in our classroom if they were disruptive. He also used to slam boys into the lockers if they were being bad and was known to have shut one boy in a locker. He didn’t play.
Another was an 8th grade English teacher. My best friend was a black dude and this Italian kid called him the n word every day between classes for 2 weeks totally unprovoked. Well, my pal and I were walking together between classes and he said it again. My pal told me to hold his books and then proceeded to push the kid in the empty classroom behind him. He shut and locked the door and proceeded to whip that dudes ass from one end of the classroom to the other. As you could imagine, it drew quite a crowd and you could only see through the window on the classroom door. Well Mr B. (His class) rolled up and asked me what was going on. I said “C is beating F pretty bad. You gonna stop him?” Mr B never took his eyes off the fight and said, “not yet”. He waited until my pal had hit the kid with a wooden chair before he unlocked the door and stopped it. Absolutely legendary.
jetpack324@reddit
My senior English teacher would throw an eraser full force at anyone who was starting to nod off. Another teacher would drop a big book flat to make an incredibly loud sound next to a dozing student
pathlessplaces75@reddit
In 5th grade (1985), my teacher (male), called one of my classmates who was misbehaving the N word and threw him against a desk. So there's that 🤦🏻♀️
Current-Bee-6495@reddit
Throwing her stapler at kids
absherlock@reddit
I had a second grade teacher who was a Phillies hot pants girl and used to allow students to work in class on cardboard posters for games as a reward.
I also had a third grade teacher who made a kid sit under his (the teacher's desk) when the kid misbehaved, which was often. And no, I don't believe the teacher was actually sitting at the desk during these events.
Commercial-Ad-6775@reddit
Paddling! I got my ass paddled for a cuss word and it wasn’t even me! Omg! 😳
Black_Tears524@reddit
Teacher called me a whore in front of the whole class, the principal told my parents that if I wasn't such a whore then he wouldn't have done it
Coaches smacking players asses was a thing, unfortunately we had male coaches for the girls' basketball team.
Teacher put a kid through the wall.
Teachers smoked and drank in the lounge, some had flasks in class.
I think I covered the big ones.
Tpellegrino121@reddit
I was a fourth grader and the sixth grader beat me up, but not that badly cause I don’t even remember it. I remember watching Mr. Slawoski kick his ass. It was worth the beating I took
Naive-Emergency-7254@reddit
In the 80’s, the drug dealers never took tests and always were top of class. We all witnessed them selling drugs to the teachers (if you had a hall pass for the bathroom, you saw it all go down). One of these special students specifically is now a gynecologist in the Detroit area. Another teacher would use a ruler to fondle himself - while standing in front of the seated students.
MuricanPoxyCliff@reddit
Geometry teacher telling me my grades would be better if I learned about Jeebus.
Fuck that guy.
SadFaithlessness8237@reddit
History teacher (in the NW) threw chalk to get kids attention, told us Russia told kids that Santa is a kiddie perv, and that he called a gov’t office in the south to make an appointment to take care of business the next Monday and freaked that it was closed because of a Confederate general’s b-day.
We hung out at our (girl’s) sport team coach’s house, eating his food, watching his tv and working out in the gym in his basement.
Teacher kept a bottle of something in her bottom desk drawer. Heard she got fired for being drunk at work after I graduated.
Rredhead926@reddit
My third grade teacher cut my hair. She kept me in one day at recess and just kinda gave me a bowl cut. I had had long hair, and I would suck on it, and I hated to brush it. So, I can understand her motivation, I guess. But that would not fly today.
1questions@reddit
What did your parents think?
Rredhead926@reddit
My father probably didn't notice. I can't remember what my mother did. She was a non-confrontational person, so chances are she complained about it to me and to my grandma but didn't say anything to the school.
There was a lot of nastiness going on in my family at that time, which I'm sure played into why I was sucking my hair and refusing to brush it. I really can't remember what happened after. I just remember getting it cut.
CoinsForCharon@reddit
Corporal punishments, man. They weren't required to tell parents either. I often got in trouble and got my ass whipped twice over it.
4jules4je7@reddit
Every year, my high school would do a backpacking trip to the ocean on the Washington peninsula with 10 to 12 students. There were three teachers who did it regularly, with two of them going on an annual basis on a rotating basis. My biology teacher in high school gave me two cigars to give to the two teachers who were going for the last night at the campfire. Even then I thought it was wild that they gave me tobacco products and trusted me to give them to the teachers at the appointed time.
And of course back in the old days teachers could hit you if you were out of line, either sent to the office to get spanked by the principal himself or they would just bean you in the head with a flying eraser for talking too much in class.
lazerdab@reddit
A teacher accused me of doing something I didn't do and got their cop friend to come in and pretend to arrest me including reading me my rights and handcuffing me to try and get a confession. I was 12. To this day I get a trauma response around cops.
SageObserver@reddit
Nuns used to guide us around elementary school by grabbing our hair. Many nice nuns but too many miserable spinsters.
Alltheprettydresses@reddit
Junior high. I had a teacher chase me around the classroom over a note. Same teacher got in trouble for taking a student for an abortion.
AnnasBananahammock@reddit
2nd grade teacher grabbed me by the throat and dragged me to the back of the classroom to scream at me. She also screamed in the face of one of my classmates until this poor little girl peed her pants right there at her desk. That teacher was a fucking nightmare. Fuck you, Miss Woodson.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
This is horrifying. I’m deeply sorry for all of these stories. I didn’t live through any of this and school was still so bad for me I chose to homeschool and I’m so thankful I did!
Door_Number_Four@reddit
Let’s see, in my tiny public HS in Michigan
Our health teacher was an associate Methodist minister. One day they caught him practicing CPR on a 14 year old girl after 5th period. He got drummed out pretty quick.
A year later, we were at the bookstore in the mall. Now, for some reason, this bookstore had an out in the open extensive porno section. My friend ( who ended up becoming a minister later in life) would love to go in, and spook the perverts, usually just proclaiming “ who is looking at titties this evening?” ….and then watching them scatter.
Well, guess who was there, thumbing through a copy of Barely Legal?
I wish to say that was it. We also had a junior high English teacher that looking back at it, would zero in on the girls from bad home situations, make them feel good, have them sit on his lap. Grooming behavior. And if they spoke up? Who would believe them?
The kicker? His wife was right next door teaching math…she had to know, right?
This went on for twenty years, until the age of cell phones, when finally we had an electronic trail on this guy and his texts to young girls. They finally convicted him.
lostnfound818@reddit
My English teacher was an alcoholic (sad) and many days he would just put on Dobie Gillis videos for us to watch the entire period.
cephalopodomus@reddit
I had a teacher who would throw erasers at students' heads if they weren't paying attention. This was back in the time of chalkboards. I remember kids getting hit on the head (not knowing at all that a projectile was being hurled at their heads) and there would just be a big chalk mark on their foreheads. One brown-noser got that teacher an eraser with a wooden handle as a present once and the rest of us almost killed him.
MezAndTish@reddit
My 6th grade teacher who talked through his teeth because he had been shot in Vietnam, took one kids hockey stick ( remember when you could bring them to play after school on the handball courts) dropped the eraser on the floor. Took a slap shot and blasted a kid right in the mouth. He was the last kid in the row and had just peaked his head out to see what was happening. FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!
Seadub8@reddit
4th grade, Wade was a well known bully and shit disturber. He was acting out in class and the teacher (Mr White) put his hands around Wade's neck and lifted him off the ground. It was the craziest and most shocking thing I had ever seen in school.
This was very early 80s, so Mr White didnt get in trouble. I don't know if Wade's parents knew that it had happened.
bippy404@reddit
6th grade teacher would overturn desks, smack kids on the back of the head, throw kids into lockers.
nellywaters@reddit
In high school in the 90's, our softball team was playing a huge school rival, and apparently personal rival with our coaches. We couldn't get it together on the field and played nothing like the team we were. Coach Harrison threw an entire crate of girl's softball at us. Several girls quit. I walked out. I told my parents. My dad was supportive of the coach and said we WERE playing like shit and deserved it. I also took a stinging red ball to the face at full force from arm's length away during kickball. I was definitely tagged out. My bell was rung. The boy got a paddling for it.
LoudMind967@reddit
My 2nd grade teacher once tied me to my chair.
My 10th grade mechanical drafting teacher used to molest the girl that sat next to me daily
Chicagogirl72@reddit
WHAT THE F
CaterinaMeriwether@reddit
Old Mrs. Thompson in 3rd grade. Thirty years old when dirt was invented. By the time I had her, she was at least 80,000 years old and her dresses had dino footprints on them.
She gave no fucks and took no shit. There was a kid in class, whiny little shit who today we would acknowledge had allergies, but then he was just continuously glazed, like a snot donut. Whatever was going on, Snot Donut whined. And sniffled. And whined some more.
Until the day Mrs. Thompson snapped, dragged him into the coat closet, and after some thumping and shrieking from Snot Donut, they came out and she sent him to the principals office.
He never whined in class again. Unfortunately remained glazed through high school.
As a former teacher myself, I'm simultaneously horrified and cackling when I remember that one.
hank987@reddit
Mine are mild compared to everyone else...7th grade teachers
Dog house...you got in trouble you had to get on all fours for the rest the class under a table in front of everyone.
Forehead knock ( this was their name for it, not mine)...They hit in the back of the head so hard, you hit your head on the desk. This teacher's wife ended up being a superintendent of a large school system in my state...
cme74@reddit
My 6th grade teacher threw golf balls in the general vacinity of disruptive students. I thought he was crazy, but he was a great teacher.
muliphucent5250@reddit
We had a 7th grade teacher that carried around a steel coffee mug, he was always red in the face, and he had a temper. He would chuck erasers at our heads (the black 2x6 ones from the chalkboard) and would slam a hockey puck on his desk to get everyone to shut up. The boys ran by, grabbed his mug and tasted it to confirm it had alcohol in it, and we super-glued the hockey puck to his desk. He got so mad he went to the office, got a hammer, and dislodged the puck, it went flying across the room, narrowly missing a student. Good times, catholic elementary school.
4th grade teacher, a nun, duct-taped the boys to their seats lots of times.
Sinfourah@reddit
My elementary school music teacher used to have a "throwin chair" next to him when he would conduct. When we played badly he would grab that chair and start the motions of throwing it at whoever was playing badly. He never did actually throw it, to my knowledge.
snackpack3000@reddit
In 9th grade, my teacher threw an electric pencil sharpener across the room which hit a kid (who wouldn't stop talking) in the head. Then, as if that's not bad enough, she yelled at him to shut his god damn mouth, and THEN made him fetch a broom and dustpan from the custodian to sweep up the pencil shavings.
instantlyadorable@reddit
In elementary school, the librarian threw a chair at a kid in my class, broke his arm. Didn't get fired or anything.
RoguePlanet2@reddit
My 4th grade teacher would make us scratch her palms during reading time. There were three separate groups, seated around a rectangular table for each. While reading, she'd place her hands palm-up in the laps of the kids seated next to her. You were expected to scratch her palms.
I tried to ignore her once, and she just tapped my lap with the back of her hand. I can't believe we just complied, but such is being a kid! I don't recall if we rushed to sit away from her seat or what, it's a very vague and strange memory, so much that it's weird writing about it. Never discussed with anybody, maybe I was imagining things.
REDDITSHITLORD@reddit
My kindergarten teacher slapped my face for saying god dammit. then sent a note home about me using inappropriate language.
I didn't mention that I got slapped, because my parents already beat me so it seemed normal.
jcsnipes1969@reddit
My grandmother was a teacher. She would smoke at her desk at the front of the class.
Snarkan_sas@reddit
Band director married one of his 12th grade students as soon as she graduated high school. She got pregnant right away and would bring the baby with on band trips. It was weird.
Genuine907@reddit
History teacher in a mixed jr/sr high that was dating half the football team. They were open about it in a skeevy way. She had this weird frizzed-out perm that made her look like The Bride of Frankenstein. Super nasty.
Seems like that was par for the course back then.
cap_duff@reddit
For context, I was in HS in the 80s.
Grade 9 Phys. Ed - the teacher had our class run through the parking lot to the track. The kid next to me trips over a speed bump and has blood running down his arm and leg. Teacher looks at him and says “tough break, take an extra lap”.
In drafting class, a kid talked back to the teacher and he walked down the aisle and flipped every drafting table on his way to the kid.
Had another teacher grab a kid by the throat and lift him off the ground.
Some of the cool teachers would smoke with us in the smoking area. Those same teachers drank beer over the lunch hour in the lounge at the mall down the street from the school.
Sanjomo@reddit
My 6th grade teacher as a form of ‘punishment’ would have a kid stand directly in front of the chalkboard, then he would draw a circle on the board and inch above the kids nose. The kid would have to stand on their tip-toes and press their nose into the circle for a set time. We actually thought it was hilarious. He also did tests in character… one of them was named whine-o Willy and he’d untuck his shirt, muff his hair and stumble around acting like a drunk hobo. Ahhhh the 80’s were fucking killer.
whineybubbles@reddit
Taped a kid to his seat in 2nd grade
ichbeineinjerk@reddit
When I was in sixth grade, I saw my gym teacher, while teaching history, grab my friend under his arms (who was back talking him), pulled gim out of his chair and threw him across and over multiple unoccupied desks. My friend, naturally ran from him, went to the office and was suspended from school.
The gym teacher was there the next day making us play dodgeball in the morning and teaching us about history that afternoon. Meanwhile, the school counselor made (or convinced) my friend’s parents into sending my friend to therapy. I found all that out because we had the same therapist and he was always the appointment before me.
rundabrun@reddit
In middle school, we had a couple of WWII era coaches. They were straight up assholes and treated us like grunts. Very verbally abusive.
One day we were running laps around the field and this overweight kid was exhausted and could run anymore. As he started walking off the field, one of the coaches attacked him, cussing, punching, and kicking him when he fell to the ground. As far as I know nothing happened to him because he was still the coach after that. Even for then, I felt that was a little much.
One time he had a during school dance. Students had a choice to go to the dance in the gym, or to the auditorium to watch a movie. I was in the top breakdance crew so I went to the dance. We were dancing, battling, and breakdancing is very athletic so I started to feel dehydrated. The drinking fountain was in the locker room but a teacher wouldn't let me pass. He said "you can't leave, you had a choice, movie or dance." I pleaded with him, telling him I was so thirsty and the drinking fountain was only a few feet away. he said, "You know the rules.", so I punched him in the gut, pushed my way through, and got a drink.
They took me to the principles office, my parents came, and nothing happened. They understood the teacher was in the wrong. Also, my step-dad was known to put his pistol on the desk when negotiating a problem with the principle. He didn't do it this time, but I don't think the school wanted a problem with this Vietnam vet.
He did pull it out when I was younger and a teacher spanked me. He told them, "You don't discipline my son. You call me and I will do it." He did, too, he was strict. Although he only spanked me 3 or 4 times, I was grounded a lot, and lost privileges.
friendly-sam@reddit
In the 70s in kindergarten I bit another kid. The teacher bit me back to teach me a lesson.
Puzzleheaded_Bid1863@reddit
Did you ever bite another kid?
Relative-Scholar3385@reddit
My 3rd grade teacher put tape over a kids mouth once.
Telmak2112@reddit
I went to a catholic high school for boys. One of the teachers (a priest) used to call us all douche bags. I also witnessed another priest pick up a desk with a kid sitting in it and throw it about 6 feet across the room.
Sorry_Wonder5207@reddit
I loved my first grade teacher, as did most of the class, but she was certainly an early 70s teacher. She had a wooden yardstick that she'd pop you with if you really f'ed up. She broke that yardstick over a kid's head. Junior had it coming, but still.
Solid_College_9145@reddit
Early 1980's, our married physical ed teacher got a senior student girl pregnant.
He divorced his wife, married the girl and 4 years later she got a job as another gym teacher in our same high school.
I was a freshman when this drama started and she was a senior. By my senior year she was my gym teacher.
They were both good looking people. He was in his 40's and looked like Michael Landon. She looked like Farrah Fawcett.
It wasn't even a big scandal. Today it would be national news.
JumpReasonable6324@reddit
I remember one social studies teacher in junior high would come in every day with his mug full of "special juice" (that's what he called it) He reeked of booze every single day. Everyone knew he was drinking during classes - no one said anything.
TRS80487@reddit
Mrs Ford used to twist your ear to “uncle” level
teachthisdognewtrick@reddit
Jr high, kids and teachers would go out by the football field and pass around joints.
Sad-Umpire6000@reddit
After I got in a fight in junior high and then ran my mouth off to the principal - who was 6’8”, and I was six feet - he picked me up by the hair so he could look me in the eye, and had a come-to-Jesus-meetin’ with me. I had a whole new outlook on things after that.
ninkhorasagh@reddit
I went to a Jewish day school, the genders were segregated, I think the worst thing they did was openly talk about girls’ periods, health stuff, like no privacy. And they talked about our families —sometimes positive bias, sometimes negative bias. One of them talked like “you’ll never find a husband, if…” all the time. Like a bunch of aunties and babushkas would do. But no kind of physical abuse, I can’t believe what some of you have gone through.
buzz5571@reddit
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach gym!!! (And sometimes- Those who can’t teach gym, become principals!!)
Poor_Paddy1847@reddit
Two kids at the same lab table fell asleep during a film in 10th grade biology class. In the darkened room he wrote something on the board. As the lights came on and everyone’s eyes adjusted laughter started rippling through the room.
He wrote “Scott C—- and Christine C—- are sleeping together.” It was a HUGE compliment to my friend Scott as she was pretty, confident and fun. The teacher said it was a fact and was going to leave it on the board for the next classes to see. Christine was super cool about it and laughed it off.
Today that teacher, who was a fantastic one, would probably be fired before the day was over.
DarrenEdwards@reddit
My ex told me about how one day there were men in suits and military uniforms at the school. They got a LONG recess, all day. Toward the end of the day they saw their teacher marched out in hand cuffs. The rest of the year they had one of the mothers teaching as a substitute.
The guy was in Vietnam. When he was injured, he switched tags in the hospital with a soldier who died, but was close to getting out. He came home and used the guys id. He then got a degree and got a job in the middle of nowhere Wyoming. The other guys family tried to get ahold of him for years and wondered why their son didn't contact him when he got home. They raised a stink with the military, who sent someone to investigate.
Growing up just a few miles away, I had heard about it too but without some of the details.
konikkii@reddit
In third grade, I was talking when I wasn’t supposed to and my teacher walked up to me, grabbed some hair by my ear and yanked it so hard she had some in her hand. I actually yelped and started sobbing.
In 8th grade, my friend Jose had a ponytail, which was technically not allowed, but he’d had it for a couple years and no one really ever said anything about it. Our teacher casually walked up behind him during a quiz we were taking and just lopped it off with a pair of scissors. 😳
Catholic school.
PeorgieT75@reddit
My 4th grade teacher was fresh out of college. One day she got exasperated over something, left the building, and drove off. She came back shortly afterwards, but she didn’t return the next year.
artichoke424@reddit
My biology teacher told us he'd get us a monkey if we built the cage. He also was reading us for filth one day and said you guys just all fall flat on your face! And he did a face plant and pretended to be dead for a full 3 minutes on the classroom floor.
My 5th grade teacher played us Bob Dylan records every day with our heads down. She indoctrinated me in the best way and made me who I am today. ❤️❤️
454_water@reddit
The freshman/sophomore football coach was a total pedophile and used his "coach" status to invite the players to his house and insist that they swim naked in his pool while he took pictures. He'd also take videos of the team taking showers.
And then one of his players blew up the pervert's car with a homemade pipe bomb.
The overall student reaction was abject disappointment that the pedophile wasn't int the car at the time.
GrandPriapus@reddit
I had a 7th grade teacher who would let girls sit on his lap during group reading time.
Previous_Wedding_577@reddit
Two guys were fighting in grade 9 math.. our teacher was a big burly ginger who played Rugby.
He broke up the fight, but to do that he grabbed Darcy the instigator and shoved him out the 2nd floor window and was holding him by the ankles.. that kid never mis behaved in his class again.
My French teacher, when a boy caused trouble in her class.. she would go up to him and kiss him on the lips. He would get so embarrassed he would shut right up.
Plane_Reflection_800@reddit
My high school architectural drawing class a fellow student was the son of the teacher. One day the teachers wife and two toddler sons came to visit. The wife had been a student two years ahead of me!
They had an affair (he was the tennis coach) she got pregnant with toddler number one he divorced the mom of the fellow student married his student and had another kid!! He was still freaking teaching and coaching!! He was a great teacher but man it was wild sitting next to his eldest son from first marriage knowing the whole story.
trippy71@reddit
Senior in high school.. two kids in my homeroom got into a fight. Teacher, also varsity wrestling coach, goes to break it up and gets shoved. He grabs the guy and throws him through the closed door into the hallway. Kid is laying on the floor with pieces of wood that used to be the door frame.
JohnAnchovy@reddit
Had a shop teacher play howard stern during class in middle school. On St Patrick's day they painted a lady's breast green.
Decent_Mixture_5516@reddit
My 3rd grade teacher threw a mini globe at me from her desk for leaning over and looking at my friends drawing that he did. It was made of some light medal I believe, it hit my shoulder luckily and bounced into his lap.
Chicagogirl72@reddit
This is one of the many reasons why I homeschool
dumbogirl1@reddit
Mine is more positive. My 8th grade gym teacher had gym as pass/fail which we awesome for all of us nerds who were unathletic and our GPA but not as good for the jocks. Our class was the last one he was allowed to do it with and he had to switch to letter grades. He fought it for like 3 years. Before I just had to finish the mile run and I could walk/run a long as I kept moving. And then for second semester, had to finish in a certain time which I definitely could not do. Went from a pass to a C and it sucked for my GPA. Jocks loved it though.
OwlFlirt@reddit
In Grade 1, family had just moved to a new area, so I was at a new school. The teacher did not like me whispering in class with my desk neighbour as I was trying to figure out class protocol. She decided the best way to discipline us was to bang our heads together to “knock some sense” into us. She retired the next year after pulling a similar act on other students. She’d never get away with hands on a student or the “knocking in sense” these days.
saytherosary@reddit
5th grade, Sister Augusta punched a kid in the stomach then made him circle the classroom 50 times.
In high school our vice principal was a coke head.
Away_Bench7003@reddit
My sister went on a senior trip to England. The teacher who was in charge and chaperoning these high school seniors basically left them to their own devices. He got drunk and hung out with his girlfriend the entire time they ran loose around England partied had parties in their room. They did not see him once the entire trip.
She got her foot run over by a car and he was unaware of it until they all showed up at the airport and he was like “what happened to you “. When my sister returned, my parents didn’t ask any questions. My sister certainly was going to tell them that they basically drink copious amounts of beer and had parties the entire time in their hotel room Nobody got in trouble in the man kept his job. this was 1987 by the way.
ThatContribution7336@reddit
So I went to a military boarding school in Mississippi, so that may have influenced some of this, but:
Had a drunk male teacher w/stains on the belly of his shirt get INTO my seat/desk with me (a-12 y/o girl) when I made the mistake of asking him a question
All teachers kept wooden paddles hanging on their walls. Some had holes; some had names; all were regularly employed
Had a teacher w/aglass eye. He would pop it out & back in sometimes for fun.
Once, when I couldn’t stop laughing in class, he came in begin me and hit me so hard on the back w/the flat of his (big) hand that it knocked the wind out of me
I told my English teacher that his eyes were red (silly me had no idea what that actually meant), & he thanked me profusely before running off to sort them out
We dissected cats in biology
Same biology teacher, one day, right in the middle of his lecture, said, w/out skipping a beat in his cadence, “Mr. _____, put your penis back in your pants”
We had a smoking area at the school (late 80’s/early 90’s)
I ended up being the only student in the school who needed French II in 1990. So I was put into class alone w/that teacher. He would hack up loogies & then maintain eye contact w/me while he leaned over to spit them in the trash can next to his desk.
I put a “kick me” sign on his back one day, got caught pretty much instantly, & my punishment was cleaning all the toilets in the basement of the school 🤢
Same basement: the floor of the very old building this school was housed in was starting to cave in. Kids would jump on it like it was a trampoline. Eventually a big hole opened in it. They just cordoned that part off & we kept using the area. My locker was kind of angling down into it & the whole basement usually smelled like those bathrooms I’d had to clean. It always felt super safe & definitely legit down there!
forkboy247@reddit
Back in the mid 80s.Drafting class in 10th grade. I brought a dirty joke book to class and got busted with it. Teacher decided to show the class how to use the automatic cutting machine and of course used the book. Proceded to chop it up into a bunch of little pieces then dumped it on the floor and made me clean it up.
Meanwhile a few of us were asked to draft up floorplans of all the schools in the district which would be hung in each of the respective schools. Came time for lettering with those rub-off letters. I told the teacher "FACULTY ROOM" wouldn't fit in the space. I was told to abbreviate it "FAC". Of course we ran out of the letter "C" on the ruboff sheets, so I just subbed a "G" in instead. He caught most of them unfortunately. He probably went back and scratched off part of the "G" on the ones he missed.
HarveyMushman72@reddit
The history teacher/ football coach always had a huge dip in his lip and a spit cup on his desk. Everyone loved the guy. Kind, good teacher and a good coach. He's retired now, and I still see him around, and he remembers me some 30 years later.
ironlocust79@reddit
I see the "30 years later" and think the story was from the 70s. Nahh...its my timeframe. 30 years ago was 95.
8th grade in Pa. We had mandatory swim class. I couldnt swim and still cannot to this day. My female teacher would "hold me up" to float and kick my legs with her one hand firmly on my cheeks. My dad was in the military, and we moved mid year. I had a paper to sign out of her class and she gave me a deep seductive "what if I dont let you go?"
Makes me wonder how many boys (and girls) still dont speak up on the random touching.
HarveyMushman72@reddit
Ugh, that's terrible. Sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad they are finally prosecuting those crimes now.
ironlocust79@reddit
Right? I didnt know better. A boy feels a way when hit on, and I didnt understand that she was wrong.
Wrught_Wes@reddit
My elementary school art teacher got very frustrated in class and chucked a chalkboard eraser and hit me square in the face. Turns out she was being abused by her husband and it was coming out in her actions at school. Washed my face and went on with my day. I feel sorry for what she went through.
aswoff@reddit
The school art teacher, he came once a week to the elementary school. Pretty sure he was a Vietnam vet with a lot of issues. The first year I was at that school I saw him raise a kid by the lapels or his jacket and shake him super hard. He also yelled at us for the way we drew trees. He yelled at me for putting red next to orange in stain glass drawing…we were in third grade! He also drove a school bus and a friend of mine was on his route. She said he was spanking kids daily. We also had a perv of a basketball coach in junior high. He would make the girls with bigger boobs race at the end of practice, luckily I was flat chested He and his wife had a baby and as he was telling us about it he said.. I can’t wait to make more. So gross.
Lumpy-Artist-6996@reddit
I finished all the available books for reading in 6th grade. My teacher had me read, edit and give feedback on his children's book series. It wasn't very good.
The woman I had in 3rd grade had a nervous nreakdown some years later, and from 11-3, watched soap operas at her desk on a portable television while the kids did ditto work sheets.
Senior year of high school: two younger male teachers double dated with two of my female classmates right after graduation.
turkeyisdelicious@reddit
We had corporal punishment when I was in elementary school in Oklahoma. I very nearly got spanked for something I did NOT do, and it angers me to this very day. It likely shaped my life and focus on criminal justice and some amazing things I experienced later in life.
MotherFuckinEeyore@reddit
Every male teacher had a custom paddle. We had one teacher in sixth grade take a kid out of class and beat him up in the hallway. We had a social studies teacher who would be drunk every day and get more so as the day progressed. We had a male band teacher get caught having a sexual relationship with a high school student. In preparation for a performance our choir teacher had a company come in and measure everybody for the clothes that we were to wear. He received a list of the girls measurements and spent the rest of our class telling everybody about how Barbie didn't measure up to my girlfriend. She was completely embarrassed and I was confused about how to feel about it. About two years later he divorced his wife and married a former student of his after she graduated.
lacontrolfreak@reddit
Grade 7. Our homeroom teacher spanked a kid over her knee in front of the entire class.
ThisMomIsAMother@reddit
In 2ND grade the boy(Timmy) who sat next to me was sucking his thumb and the teacher walks up to him grabs his hand and STAPLES IT TO THE DESK!
teeliny@reddit
My older brother, who is also GenX, was paddled in front of his fifth grade class by his teacher. Our mother went to the school and told him to never lay a hand (or paddle) on him ever again. He taught in that school his whole career and retired with so much admiration. He was a mean SOB but in his later years became adored by all. Amazing how this was allowed back in the day.
YouBestProtectYoNeck@reddit
My 9th grade HS science teacher would make test answers on scantron sheets have a pattern to “help” us. Cool and fun teacher.
SnooEpiphanies157@reddit
Catholic school survivor here, ruler to the back of the head, had a book thrown at me, ear pulled to lead me into or out of the class. RIP Sister Rose Alice 📏📕
basementguerilla@reddit
One of my teachers (I was 89-92) used to regularly have sex with female students. He was a special ed teacher. They weren't like Downs Syndrome or non verbal, but they were100 % taken horrible advantage of. He was my homeroom advisor. My senior year at the homecoming? assembly they did a skit where one teacher dressed up like Willie Nelson and a student was Julio Iglesias while another teacher pretended to be the rapey teacher with balloons in his shirt (rapey was a bit of a weight lifter), and a bunch of girls fawned over him while lip synching "To All the Girls I've Loved Before". I was sitting right next to rapey and his comment was " Look how Mr. so and so had to put balloons in his shirt to look as big as me. " Ran into him and his wife when I was home from college for Thanksgiving at a bar. I had a fake ID and he was there with a girl from school who was younger than me (maybe 17?) and his wife was there too with some young dude. I guess they were swingers with a penchant for teens. Like every teacher and student in my school was fully aware of this? To the point they did a skit about it at a school assembly! Different times I guess.
Wh4t_Amy_S4id@reddit
Sexist woman teacher - she hated tje Girls and made us sit sep from the boys
Fausto67@reddit
In music college my violin prof would hold a lit cigarette in his bow hand while teaching and playing. Nothing like second hand smoke in a small studio. Chain smoked all day. Died of lung cancer.
ifulbd@reddit
Elementary band teacher ripped my trumpet out of my hand and threw it across the room. Broken of course. No repercussions.
EmperorXerro@reddit
PE teacher 8th grade (1985) - the dude is 35-40 and openly flirting with 14 year old girls
cooter_lover1@reddit
My health teacher, also a coach, grabbed me by the neck, ripped me out of my seat, and held me in the air while bitching me out.
corih2213@reddit
I have so many stories:
Catholic Grade School Nun would make us pray while kneeling on a 1x1 strip of wood, if we talked in class. When you kneel on a piece of wood like that, your knees hurt so bad that you buckle over and collapse when you stand up. And that was the nice nun. I witnessed Corporal Punishment daily in Catholic School. Most of the nuns and priests were sadistic f***s. One of my aunts was originally a lefty. The nun tied her left arm to her chair so she was forced to write with her right hand, because being lefty was a sign of satan.
My male 7th grade Social Studies teacher broke a yard stick when he cracked it across the back of a boy who was acting up in class.
A male 8th grade PE teacher (what is with all the PE teachers?) would stand behind the girls, so he could oogle our asses while we did our bent over toe touch stretches, and would say, “looks great from back here girls!” So gross.
I told my High School Male PE teachers, for 2 months straight, that I couldn’t participate because I had period cramps, and he let me sit on the bleachers - I still got an A. Mr. Clifford was such a pushover. He also taught Sex Ed.
D05wtt@reddit
She beat the hell out of my hand with a ruler.
UnmutualOne@reddit
Nun?
D05wtt@reddit
You got it.
SausageSmuggler21@reddit
Other than the normal stuff like beatings, canings, mental torture, choking, sexual harassment, and all that, the one that I remember is:
In 3rd grade it was the last year where Franciscan nuns could teach in schools. My nun teacher was pretty hilarious, unless you didn't follow the rules perfectly. Lots of random violence in that class. But, the one I remember most is when one boy was looking at the clock a couple minutes before lunch. That pissed off the nun. She stopped her lesson, grabbed some paper, wrote something on the paper, walked over to the boy and slapped the paper with tape onto the side of this kid's head so hard he and his entire desk tipped over onto the ground. When he got back up, she told him to keep the sign on until lunch. The sign said "Clock Watcher".
North_Key80@reddit
Nothing so horrible as some of these stories..but, In 5th grade we had a teacher that would scream and throw books at the walls, and would stand on top of her desk and jump up and down, fists clenched, screaming. It was terrifying. In 6th grade, my teacher interpreted my difficulty expressing myself verbally as being rebellious, and separated my desk away from the rest of the class, who sat in assigned seats in rows. I stayed isolated from the class the whole year, spoke the minimum words required to pass. Sometime in early high school we had a married couple that both taught Spanish, but for different grades. Rumor was that the guy was arrested for masturbating in his car, parked at a local playground for young children. He would also circulate the classroom and put his hands on the boys shoulders, or touch their hair. Very unsettling. The woman had an autographed photo of Tom Sellek on her wall, and would talk to us about how she met him. Definitely seemed obsessed. They were so strange. School was like a circus.
Outrageous-Hawk4807@reddit
My JR high gym teacher was a former Marine Drill Sargent. We were “Jackasses”, as a class, a team a group or individual. In High School the girls gym coach would make girls take showers and she’s “supervise” to make sure they were clean. Another (male) math teacher, would find girls he could mentor, he would call he
his ”muse”. While he‘d only have one muse at a time, he still always have one.
Independent-Dark-955@reddit
My ex’s middle school teacher threw a desk at him for some smart remark. He ducked and it hit and dented the wall. No consequences for the teacher. I doubt the administration even heard about, although the classmates remembered it for years. This would have been early 80s.
In contrast the administration came down on my husband who told some gossipy 5th graders to “get a life”. Early 00s.
Medusa_7898@reddit
Kindergarten teacher used to tape our mouths shut when we talked too much.
Ok-Rock2345@reddit
I had a teacher who would spray your ear with a water gun if you fell asleep in his class. That was preferable than what he did before, which was slam a biology book down hard next to your head and scare you so bad a few students pissed their pants.
Kestrel_Iolani@reddit
In third grade, a kid punched me in the stomach at recess. I told my teacher. She had me tell his teacher. His teacher pulled him out of class and said i could have a free swing.
cshrpmnr@reddit
Banging students heads together. Telling students they'll be homeless in the street when they're older and they (the teacher) will walk by and laugh. Etc etc etc
slightlyused@reddit
My 6th grade teacher duct taped a kid to his chair. He deserved it. Even he'd say it today.
Dillenger69@reddit
In junior high, the PE teacher passed out red man chewing tobacco to any kid who said they wanted to try it. He only did it once so I think he actually got a talking to. This was in 1980.
nfgchick79@reddit
Good lord where do I begin. My 6th grade teacher openly mocked me in front of the whole class for blowing my nose. Like legit bullied me to tears while her and the rest of the class laughed. When I was in 7th grade, I saw my PE teacher haul off and literally slap a kid upside the back of the head so hard that the kid fell over (outside on the ground). In 11th grade, my English teacher was "reinacting" the Scarlett Letter and very theatrically called myself and some other girls "whores" and "sluts." But it was FINE, I mean he was just acting!!! Ugh.
Loyal-Opposition-USA@reddit
Our music teacher was a good guy, but he drank during the day and went through bouts of depression. I didn’t really know it then, but it’s clear now.
PE teacher in junior high played soccer/basketball/dodgeball/floor hockey with us and generally threw too hard, did slap shots, and roughed us up. He hit one of the girls in the face and broke her glasses in dodgeball. Come to think of it, he shoved me in floor hockey and broke my glasses. That guy hated glasses.
Same PE teacher required us to wear an athletic supporter (jock), but did nothing when bullies dropped your shorts during PE. Coed PE. That’s embarrassing.
Home Ec teacher would pull your hair if you talked out of turn. Just a mean and nasty lady.
Principal brought his rifle into school with him during deer season (it was unsafe to leave it in the truck).
Science teacher and math teacher were both pirating computer software left and right. Anything they could get their hands on.
The teachers got wrapped up in the Satanic Panic and tried to ban Ozzy Osbourne and D&D from the school. The school board put a stop to that because they were afraid of lawsuits.
The history teacher started a rumor that a guy in the grade behind me was gay, and the kid got beat up for it.
80’s high school could be a real hellscape some times.
GardenBunnyBaseball@reddit
Mid 1970’s, My 1st grade teacher would pinch the living daylights out out of the underside of my upper arm between my elbow & shoulder if I wasn’t standing in line correctly or missed her call to be quiet. I really hated that teacher. 🥺
ThatOneDudeFromIowa@reddit
my second grade teacher grabbed me by the lip and dragged me into the school. Her nails dug in and I bled a lot. My mom said that I probably deserved it. circa 1982.
FullMoonVoodoo@reddit
I had a history teacher that threw erasers. He threw me out a window once.
Darth1Football@reddit
One of our teachers / Football coaches was hooking up with a 17 yr old Sr. Girl (he was 30) all of Senior year. After graduation they got married. Today, obviously he would have gone to jail
warm_orange147@reddit
My 6 th grade teacher taped my mouth shut and to a chair. It was hilarious. I was the disruptive class clown.
poppyjean70@reddit
A substitute teacher smacked me in the head with a stapler, and my mom wanted to know what I did. Yep. 🤣
Guitar_Nutt@reddit
Falling asleep in freshman highschool math class, the teacher squirted me in the face with the bottle of windex he kept on his overhead projector.
8th Grade Social Studies teacher had one desk drawer chock full of funsize candybars, another chockfull of those airplane size liquor bottles, about half of them opened/empty.
angel_4242@reddit
High school math teacher used to fling chalk at you to make sure you were paying attention. Erasers too
screendead22@reddit
Pedophiles and Class A drugs
Moody_GenX@reddit
I took a basic math class to fulfill my math requirements to graduate. I was joining the Army after graduation and didn't need Algebra 2 in my mind. The teacher really hated most of the kids in that class. Called us a bunch or losers and assholes on multiple occasions. Most of us cussed him out the last day of school.
Ok-Explanation-9208@reddit
Had a PE teacher that called us “big dummies” when we didn’t get something right or were goofing off. That’s it. Nothing like the stories in reading here. Damn guys.
PavlovaDog@reddit
In high school, there was a teacher who was known for dragging girls into the linen closet and having his way with them. My best friend who had his class warned me to stay out of the hallway. And then there was a female teacher who we called "the potty patrol" who used to stand outside the boys' restroom and peer in a certain angle so she could see the reflection in the mirrors of the boys peeing at the urinals. She was always checking out the guys. The restrooms didn't have doors. I don't know if that is normal for all schools.
There was also a few male teachers who would insist on giving birthday whippings to the boys. And male teachers who would drill holes in their paddles to make it more aerodynamic so it would hurt more. In middle school there was two teachers who got together on the weekends digging up Indian burial mounds then they would pass around the skulls with blunt force trauma wounds around to each kid. They would scream at you if you didn't hold it and pass it around and not caring one bit if the kid was Native American and that the teacher was disrespectful of the dead. In elementary school if you needed to go to the restroom the teacher punished you by making you write 250 sentences so we had to learn how to hold it for 8+ hours till we got home which became easy since we were not allowed to take more than 3 sips from the water fountain twice a day and one carton of milk at lunch. Oh and in high school there was a teacher who held "slave for the day" auctions of senior girls who were required to do what the boys who bought them said to do which apparently included sex.
VioletTorch@reddit
80+ year old English teacher was allowed to continue to teach even with clearly onset dementia. One day, she got angry over something inane that a student said in class and then proceeded to pick up the scissors from her desk and throw at the student which barely missed the student's head by just a few inches. She was forced to finally retire after this incident
LadybugCalico@reddit
Gr 6-8 male gym teacher was a perv. We has to wear a school tshirt for gym. Every student had to wear their own (name was written on the hem of the tshirt). The gym teachers would do random checks to ensure kids had their own shirts on. The female gym teacher would just have each student flip over the hem of the shirt. Male gym teacher would pull the shirt all the way up past the bra strap He would also walk into the girls change room "looking" for the female gym teacher
daddyjohns@reddit
My third grade teacher circled our desks like a giant round table. She would play guitar and we would sing, several times throughout the day. She challenged us to be fun and nice to one another and gave out small gifts to contributors. Everyone loved her in our class.
There were complaints from a couple of parents that had a kid in our class and a kid in a traditional class. Especially when our tests were all higher. Eventually, they complained enough that the principals watched Miss Karen enough to catch her smoking grass in her car one afternoon. Did other teachers smoke grass in their cars, yes. Did they single out Miss Karen? yes.
Our classroom was split amongst the other third grade teachers. I ended up in gifted classes and separated from most of my peers until 7th grade.
-Internet-Elder-@reddit
The chalk brush (and chalk) throwing.
Grand_Taste_8737@reddit
I had more than one eraser thrown at me. It was more than likely well deserved.
ggibby@reddit
Swimming coach threw hard kickboards at students in the water.
kkylr71@reddit
Not me but my girlfriend. Her art teacher took some of the students to a theme restaurant at the end of the year as a reward. The teacher drove a few of the students, she ended up getting drunk and I can't and picked all of them up and took them home. I was out of school and my girlfriend was a senior. Some of the kids were younger though.
sheemonz@reddit
Our school nurse told me she hated freshman so much she wished she could line them up and shoot every 10th one. Luckily I was a senior.
Sea_Ganache620@reddit
Physical abuse. A few teachers from grades 1-8 had no problem wacking kids with the blackboard pointer, yardstick, or whatever was available. I remember a teacher in 8th grade grabbing a special ed kid by the hair and repeatedly bouncing his head against the blackboard.
lonerstoners@reddit
My teachers were nuns so it was all crazy!
Jizzbuscuit@reddit
Smoking in class and having a swig from her flask
ProbablyBsPlzIgnore@reddit
My teacher in elementary school smoked in the classroom. My mom made her stop, and also made them remove the guinea pigs, which I am not allergic to, because of my allergies. Grownups don’t understand that there are things more important to children than being able to breathe
donttakerhisthewrong@reddit
Betting on fights. Not setting them up like a free for all but once they got going let it go to a winner or too much damage ( not ufc damage, damage for a 12 year old).
canstucky@reddit
Middle school gym teacher thought “we were fine” outside one day. My hair was standing on end, a good sign that things are about to turn bad. I got down on ground so as to no longer be the tallest object around and just a few seconds later the principal came out hollering for us to get inside.
breesha03@reddit
In my tiny town of 7500, we unfortunately had a few teachers who behaved badly on a regular basis.
My 4th grade teacher "liked me so much" that I didn't do a single thing the entire school year except pet our classroom rabbit. In front of everyone else. It was so weird and very awkward. She was rumored to be into the dark arts and behaved very strangely almost all the time.
My 5th grade teacher (at the same school) had a very short temper and once pushed one of my classmates against a locker by his neck. It wasn't the first time this kind of thing happened. Years later, he was fired from the district.
My high school algebra teacher would make you go to the front of the class and do the problems when she knew for a fact you had no idea how to. Public shaming was her method of scaring kids into learning. Which didn't work, I might add.
My volleyball coach in jr. high was notorious for being a total dick. At the time, I was one of his starters and his best server. I broke the bone in my elbow at school--I couldn't straighten my arm at all. It was excruciatingly painful. I went to him to tell him I had to go to the doctor and couldn't practice. His response was to grab my arm, straighten it our as hard as he could, and tell me "You're fine, get changed." I was immediately in tears and he just laughed. I can still remember the pain.
I played softball all my life and was a pitcher. In high school, I was pitching to my best friend, who was sitting in for another catcher. She caught the ball wrong and the ball popped her finger completely out of socket. Our coach walked over to her, told her not to look, and ripped her finger back into position. We're 47 now and she still can't bend it all the way.
There are more instances but I'm keeping this short-ish.
jacobsmyboy@reddit
Corporal punishment in middle school. San Antonio, Texas.
Teachers paddled us with wooden paddles - solid and with small holes. Oh! And you had a choice, take the lick on the butt or the upper part of your hamstring. Brutal, right?
A teacher made me stand in a corner holding dictionaries with my arms extended. F'n asshole. Mr. Bishop. I won't ever forget him.
New-Hedgehog5902@reddit
Our 7th grade teacher was definitely an alcoholic and it was well-known, by students, admin, co-workers and parents, that her coffee cup never contained coffee, even at 10 am. Nothing was ever done. She did her time and she was in Chicago Public School union.
Another teacher would crack you on the top of your skull with his college ring. You would see stars. It would be considered assault these days, and I don’t doubt some of the repeated cracks probably concussed a few kids.
purple-otters@reddit
We had the "Black Hole of Calcutta". This Hungarian teacher shoved misbehaving students under the desk and could get 3-4 under there. We found it humorous.
Decisions_70@reddit
We had a history teacher who allowed students to buy grades with baseball cards.
North_Artichoke_6721@reddit
My older brother had a teacher who stabbed our neighbor friend in the arm with a pencil.
She wasn’t fired or anything.
Mindless_Travel@reddit
I went to a secondary school in North London called Bishop Douglas in the 1980s. We this teacher, a second generation Polish dude, blonde hair and a small ‘tache, and was the Head of Boys. Seriously, that was his title. He used to love smacking lads across the face, around the back of the head, sometimes for no reason. I remember him smacking me across the face when I was walking past his office one day. No words! Just smacked me across the face and glared at me.
Kitty_Mombo@reddit
Coach unhappy with practice would spray water on our arms or legs after we put on Ben Gay. It stung like a MF!
drvic59@reddit
Science teacher was old in the 90s, I think he was a Navy Griffin. Slammed this dudes face into the desk that was being a wiseass. Nothing happened.
CountryMonkeyAZ@reddit
Elementary school music teacher would start ever year off by showing us his paddle, with his name engraved backwards. That was your parents new which teacher did it. Same teacher would play a kids instrument and not clean it. My sister was one, took her clarinet, showed her what she needed to do, handed it back. The reed covered in his spittle.
TestDangerous7240@reddit
Grade school, Phoenix Arizona circa 1975-1980, some teachers had paddles hanging on the wall in the class rooms, and used them on kids between classes when the other kids were switching rooms.
The PE coaches would sometimes paddle kids in the showers (yes we HAD to take showers 6th to 8th grade) if they were goofing around.
angerintensifies@reddit
Had a teacher in 5th grade that used to smoke in the classroom after school. She would crack the windows, but you could always smell it and you could occasionally catch her if you went in there after school.
SucculentMeatloaf@reddit
I had a music teacher in 5th grade who would roam around our desks while we were singing. One song had a lyric that I would always laugh at, and she hit me in the head with the book she would carry when I started laughing. The teachers in the same school seemed to love swats. It seemed like a victory for them.
Outrageous_Risk6205@reddit
Fuckin Mr. Secoda ( Photography teacher ) said " suck my dick" when I turned in a late assignment! I laughed, but there was a darkroom only a few feet away . 😵💫
Quietimeismyfavorite@reddit
I swear my homeroom teacher for freshman social studies was slurping on a thermos of Black Russian the whole first period. I don’t blame her. A room full of 16Yo early 90’s douchbags in the middle of a nic fit expected to learn something about Mao is simply unrealistic.
TypewriterPilot@reddit
Grade 5: Mrs Beecher slapped the back of our hands with a ruler and pulled the back of our hair-
Grade 6 : Mr Jones did the same but only to the boys
Grade 5-11 The principal employed the use of a hack board
We were getting the shot beat out of us at school and home back then
ShockBeautiful2597@reddit
Mr. Moore, middle school gym teacher and first class asshole at Mayfield Middle, would carry teen girls in his arms like a baby and let them ride on his shoulders with their vaginas pressing on back of that pedo’s neck. He was your stereotypical frustrated jock who peaked in highschool and was reliving his glory days.
TheSpatulaOfLove@reddit
The shop teacher was a raging alcoholic and was drunk pretty much every day. He was missing a few fingers and when asked about it, was rather ambivalent to the loss.
A lot of paraphernalia was made in his classes - some really nice shit, too.
Inevitable-Serve-713@reddit
Not a teacher, but I was in an evening daycare at an undisclosed USAF AFB one night when my parents went to the movies, I was probably 3 or 4.
We all were made to lay on cot mattresses on the floor in this classroom, lights out, with a TV mounted in the corner as the only illumination.
I felt so bad for the kids who were crying because the attendants would hit them with belts to make them stop.
We never went back, and I don’t recall if my parents succeeded in escalating it up the chain.
Step_away_tomorrow@reddit
Our middle school gym teacher make a joke over a developing girls chest for all to hear. We were sitting on the floor and he did a roll call. When he got to Celeste he called her abundanza and made a big boob gesture in front of his chest. So gross. I feel bad for that poor 12 year old girl.
MrBiscotti_75@reddit
Around 1988 or 1989, ( my sophomore ) some kid was giving attitude to the PE teacher who punched the kid and knocked him out. At the time it was funny, but no one cared
limitless__@reddit
Our PE teachers took us to a performance and afterwards we stopped at a local pub and we all got wasted and the PE teachers dropped us off at home on the bus.
lol
elphaba00@reddit
My high school geography teacher would take a yearly ski trip with a group of students. He would hand-pick which students would be going, presumably to include his high school-aged girlfriend. In today's world, that would be a no-go, and especially if he was putting together this trip on school time and with school resources, he would have to make the trip, or the application process, open to all.
Gay_Stoner_@reddit
I got locked in a broom closet. I was in the 3rd grade
Interesting_Whole_44@reddit
Slamming kids up on walls, my gym teacher would pop a woody watching girls in elementary school gym class doing gymnastics, a bunch or other resident stuff
SmartNotRude@reddit
Mine are pretty tame compared to those examples.
Middle school (late 80s): math teacher who threw a white board marker at a kid and hit them near the eye, causing a cut that required a few stitches.
High school (early 90s): science teacher who was more interested in selling real estate than teaching. He'd actively be working on real estate transactions during class. His idea of "teaching" was to have us read the textbook over and over and over again, then randomly giving us a test. It took all of us walking out and heading straight to the principal's office to complain before things got better.
There was also a girl in my class whose parents were both teachers. Her mom did her English assignments for her; her dad did her math homework. The teachers who were assigning the work knew what was going on and didn't care.
EdAddict@reddit
Our PE/Health teacher lifted a kid, desk and all, and dropped/slammed him down. I think the kid popped off at the mouth or something. Had a civics teacher that would throw erasers at you if you nodded off in class.
Sailboat_fuel@reddit
Having sex with students.
Looking right at you, Mr. Shaughnessy.
Sir_Magus_Canada@reddit
My Dad was a teacher and in 1980 or so I went to his school and saw his classroom. He had an ashtray there with a few butts in it. I asked him if he was allowed to smoke there and his reply was "as long as the window is open and you are done fifteen minutes before the kids come in it's fine".
cosmicdantzer@reddit
Art teacher in 6th grade threw (an albeit annoying) kid against the lockers and yelled in his face. That was pretty scary to watch even though corporal punishment was still acceptable.
dr_deb_66@reddit
Ca. 1981, 9th grade social studies teacher who would hit each girl on the ass with his ruler as they walked into his classroom. 11th grade drivers ed teacher who would put his hand on the girls' knee and slowly move it north if the girl didn't say anything. PE teacher who got a 10th grader pregnant (rumor had it, but it seemed at the time to be common knowledge).
dr_deb_66@reddit
Also, in second grade, the PE teacher let all the girls in the class chase and dogpile one of the boys because he was being an obnoxious little shit. As one of the girls, I thought it was hilarious, but that poor boy might not have thought so.
Demented-Alpaca@reddit
Just think about the teachers that threw chalk filled erasers at kids in class.
You'd be sitting there fucking off or whatever and then BAM, you're hit in the face with a flying object and surrounded by a huge cloud of dust and can't really breathe... and that was totally normal.
Senior year my biology teacher kept dating the senior girls. All to hide the fact that we was gay. (Also, nobody believed he was into those girls, we all knew his deal.) But hey, gotta protect the cover story so whatever. Made it hard for us guys to get a date for a while though...
nutmegtell@reddit
Class of 86.
Spanish teacher drank a cup of wine after lunch every day in class.
Obwyn@reddit
My 6th grade English teacher had a desk right by the door (clear view from the hallway) with a sign posted on it (also clearly seen from the hallway) that said something about following a loser into failure and he’d assign whoever the biggest fuck up in the class was to sit in it.
thisfriggingguy@reddit
My high school used their swimming pool as part of PE class occasionally. One of the PE teachers was very hairy and wore insanely small speedos and no shirt to the pool. He never actually got in the pool though. He only walked around the deck "teaching" in his grape smugglers. It was wildly inappropriate.
EK_Libro_93@reddit
Junior High - music teacher regularly threw music stands and desks across the room when the class wouldn't follow instructions. She'd also throw erasers at students if she caught them talking in class.
High School - One teacher started an affair with a senior girl. He got canned the next year, and to be fair, they got married. Also had the Spanish teacher who drank all day and showed up to chaperone a dance drunk as a skunk. Her replacement wasn't much better - showed us videos of war captives begging for their lives from his time in the army (Middle East).
najing_ftw@reddit
He put vodka in his coffee when I was in 7th grade. I used to take sips whenever he left the room.
deedeejayzee@reddit
Middle school Gym teacher used to give the girls titty twisters and laugh.
World Communities teacher in high school, on the last day of school for the year, told all the kids how Mary wasn't a virgin and was just some whore. I wasn't Christian, but I reported that to the school board because one of my friends (Catholic) was crying after the class.
tbonescott1974@reddit
Latino here. The “cool science teacher” once told the class that I should sprinkle lettuce on my head and be a taco for Halloween. My dad was pretty pissed but we were in a small town in Texas and it probably would have been a nightmare for us had anything happened with that Teacher.
reeferthetuxedocat@reddit
My Grade 3 teacher used to smack us upside the head with a metre stick…yes a ruler basically the length of a meter.
When you fucked up…she’d tell you to put your head on the desk, sit there “and rot”
Lower-Yam-620@reddit
I had a 10th grade geometry teacher who found a ratty dirty knit hat on the side of the road.
He called it his “scum hat“. After a test, he would call the three lowest scores up to the front of the room. The lowest score kid had to wear the hat until the next test.
Odd_Beginning_8419@reddit
In 9th grade Civics class. A kid wouldn't stop talking in class. The teacher made him stand up then threw his desk out the window. Then made him stand where his desk was for the rest of the class.
HoopoeBirdie@reddit
There’s one memory I have of my 6th grade science teacher ‘disciplining’ a kid in 7th grade who was always acting up. My class was lined up in the hall to go somewhere for some reason, and the 7th grader walked by and maybe made a snide remark. The teacher grabbed him by the neck, shoved him to the wall, and I shit you not, put her knee between his legs.
He looked SO embarrassed, his face was all red and his eyes were darting around; I can still see the smirk on her face. She was like 45 and he was maybe 13, it was revolting and even though I didn’t know what it was at the time, I legit think she got off on it. No one said a damn thing. I’m still weirded out by it and I’m a bit older than she probably was at the time.
magdocjr@reddit
Extension_Excuse_642@reddit
Had one teacher in 5th grade who threw chalk. Almost hit a kid in the eye. We made up buttons that said "I was targeted by Mr Anderson".
peewinkle@reddit
Many forms of abuse; I have what is now known as ADHD but they didn't know that what that was then. I've been locked in a coat closet for the entire school day, even being served lunch in it. I've been hit with objects ranging from a classroom pointer stick to a copy of the yellow pages. A Lutheran school, too, fucken Christians. I was also sexually abused in the Cub Scouts.
Ewendmc@reddit
The tawse (belt), throwing a wooden blackboard duster to the head. Grabbing your ear and propelling you along the corridor. Using a paddle on you.
One-Annual8058@reddit
Senior year, our US Government teacher had to step out in the hall during a test and gave us a short speech on the way out about how we should not cheat, and mumbled something about that we had better be good people and get "right with the Lord." I guess he thought it was okay to say that.