I attempted making corn squash soup but I’m honestly afraid to try it
Posted by AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 13 comments

Posted by AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 13 comments
Worried-Opinion1157@reddit
I grew up eating corn & squash soup. Dude I am so sorry yours came out this way. IDK exactly how my mom did it but the squash is supposed to be firmer & hold its shape but soft, not a uh, a pulply fiber-y mess. You can also add some diced tomatoes when cooking & diced asadero cheese when it's served.
Drumboo@reddit
Ya'll know you fucked up when you gotta eat your "soup" with a fork.
goldenyuusha@reddit
... soup?
AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit (OP)
I had to boil the shit out of it before it could become edible and it evaporated a bit…
FoldyHole@reddit
Add some broth, lol.
lidelle@reddit
There were skipped steps? Like a sieve?
AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit (OP)
Don’t have one…
lidelle@reddit
You ain’t got paper towels, cheese cloth, a clean wash rag? Whatever. Your soup is on a plate.
AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit (OP)
That’s like 3 things, wtf. I only have the paper towels
lidelle@reddit
It’s clear from your other responses cooking isn’t a skill you know much about. I would have added more liquid, and strained out the larger chunks using ONE of the following a paper towel, or a clean wash rag, or a piece of cheese cloth. Or used a blender to make the soup smoother.
AliveAndNotForgotten@reddit (OP)
I added more water so it’s kinda better but have just been eating several clementines to avoid it
4eji0bek@reddit
Try passing it through a blender. Smoothing it and removing visually distinguishable corn kernels will do wonders.
ChiefBeef42@reddit
You spelt poop wrong my friend