Stuff laying around the fridge all boiled up in broth and spices. Boyfriend has been on vacation for a week…
Posted by LikeATediousArgument@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 42 comments
Anxious_Pin_2755@reddit
Birth control for dessert
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
A pill a day keeps the babies away.
ea88_alwaysdiscin@reddit
You're a riot, I cackled when I read this and woke up my gf.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
ChatGPT response if I ever saw one.
ea88_alwaysdiscin@reddit
Really? Well that's a first. Maybe my production at work will go up now and I'll get a raise, since I'm turning into AI
Anxious_Pin_2755@reddit
Amen sister
sweetstrwbrie@reddit
i cannot fathom the textures on this meal 😔
Open_Youth7092@reddit
Cabbage patch skids
Karma15672@reddit
Is your boyfriend the designated household cook or something?
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
No, but I don’t try when he’s not around. And I had a hankering for phallic shaped foods near my eggs…
Karma15672@reddit
Ah, I see. Just got confused by the title, my bad.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
Intentionally misleading
KittenPurrs@reddit
I'm the cook in the house, so every time my partner travels for work, I live off frozen food and takeout. No meal planning, no food prep, very few dishes to wash. It's a very lame mini-vacation for me.
fanceypantsey@reddit
Did he really leave when you were on your sugar pills? Lmao good week to leave then?
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
Mini pill so no placebo. His trip was planned before we met.
whoreibbelle@reddit
is that metamoon?!???!! my fav flavor 🥹
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
Yesssss
Breaking-Who@reddit
If the sausage was seared it really wouldn’t look all that bad.
sparklysadist@reddit
Agreed, those foods are meant to be steamed. Sausage? Not so much.
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
Yeah, that really steams my sausage.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
I rather like steaming a sausage in the old boilerpot…. If you know what I mean.
Damn, it’s been a long week.
Salty_Way_0@reddit
He needs to see a fucking doctor
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
For his large and sensuous sausage? Oh sir, methinks you have it all wrong.
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
I think I'm picking up what you're putting down; take my upvote, and fingers crossed for a better weekend
tokarzz@reddit
I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote. 😂 That looks legitimately disgusting other than the corn.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
My dad’s Irish. ‘‘Tis the shit of my people.
StupidMario64@reddit
Here i thought i was weird for being stereotypically irish and having a potatoe addiction.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
Liverwurst is so damn good. I haven’t had any in years.
StupidMario64@reddit
Literally cant get enough lol. Even the cashier at the stores like "when you coming back for more?"
CanadasNeighbor@reddit
Idk if I'm just tired but this took me way too long to figure out what was going on in this photo.
I thought you were cleaning out old food from your fridge that your boyfriend left behind.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
Kind of. But instead of trying to make something fancy I just threw a bunch of shit that was left over from cooking other shit together.
There’s carnitas in the cabbage.
Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit
Behold the butter spreader. For $10 you can perfectly coat ever corn cob with butter.
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
That’s another dish to clean. Or something else to cram in the dish washer and have to put away.
Fork, however? It was already going to be used anyway.
Can’t eat cabbage with a butter spreader. Ridiculous.
JasminePearls-@reddit
Rather than just grabbing the stick out of the fridge and holding it in the wrapping or via plastic bag?
Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit
Yeah. the butter spreader is much better.
pitous@reddit
the birth control and the geek bar really add to this
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
It does give a certain je ne sais quoi to it.
JasminePearls-@reddit
Corn for colour to make it less lifeless 10/10
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
I shall call it: Sadness, with a side of buttered corn.
hipppo@reddit
Yesssss you do you!
LikeATediousArgument@reddit (OP)
GirlDinner
Blue_146@reddit
If you ain't boiling...youre doing it wrong.