Filleted? The fish has been fucking mutilated

I can't help but genuinely believe that this fool picked that funky looking knife up from someplace like an REI or Cabela's or whatever, and channeled his inner Ralph Wiggum and was like "IM AN OUTDOORSMAN I SHOPPED AT A STORE ONCE" and truly went out into the wilderness in glee, with no other goal in mind than to use his shiny new toy.

Fucking crazy.

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sharkxpuncake@reddit

Poor fella :(

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4eji0bek@reddit

It's amazing what they've accomplished, filleting a fish with a silicone spatula even to this degree is impressive.

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friendlylifecherry@reddit

Poor fish looks like he met the wrong end of a slasher movie villain trainee

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Admirable_Ardvark@reddit

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Icarus367@reddit

I read this as "mutated." Applicable either way.

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Electronic-Bear2030@reddit

At this point, just put it in a blender and make a fish smoothie

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UrLoca_simp@reddit

Didn't even know it was a fish 😭

Honestly still not sure its a fish

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Lepke2011@reddit

Sadly, this is how my dad cuts up a fish after bringing it home from the store. The man has never met a piece of food he can't ruin.

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Leading_Funny5802@reddit

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Oh sweetie.

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milehighsparky87@reddit

Dam this got me goin lol. Love her

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VelvetBoneyard@reddit

Jesus crust he made chum

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acrylicquartz@reddit

Thanks for this. Genuinely gave me one of the hardest laughs I've had in a long while.

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whyyy66@reddit

Looks like they just smashed it with a hammee

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_Poopsnack_@reddit

With that type of knife he practically did.

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cronx42@reddit

I've seen thinner hammers.

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LostinQuiddity@reddit

My 5 year old could do better with no instructions

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sean_incali@reddit

At least he admits it

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Fit_Adagio_7668@reddit

I thought this was that meme cat being cut up. I've only seen it on a youtuber stream. (Bionic pig) I see it in some videos of someone donating i think)

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NoSelection3840@reddit

Fish died for Nothing, what a waste.

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OkBluejay5742@reddit

poor fish

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bosnianfreak2@reddit

Was this in high school biology class?

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Rukanau@reddit

You could do a better job using a stick of dynamite. Well not you, but a person.

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just_someone123@reddit

That poor fish died for nothing.

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Starro_The_Janitor1@reddit

Does anybody else a resemblance to Europe’s coastline in the fish’s remains?

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MalodorousNutsack@reddit

This reminds me of grade ten biology class when I had to dissect a worm from inside of a pig's guts ... I fucked it up really bad and failed the assignment but it still came out looking more delicious than this

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