My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Awerito@reddit
this thread inspired that peruvian south park episode
Quazzle@reddit
This thread dated 2023 inspired a South Park episode from 2008?
bigbadbillyd@reddit
AHHHH!!! A GUINEASAURUS REX!!!
SpaceMarine_CR@reddit
Holy shit a giant bee
RedOtta019@reddit
This is good news mark
Rockman2isgud@reddit
We can be bees
Lucky_Burger@reddit
I’m
So
STARTLED
Consistent_Ant_8903@reddit
PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN RANDY
disappointingdoritos@reddit
Quick, say something for the camera, Shelly!
eat_my_bowls92@reddit
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
The media: 4chan is full of far right nazis, pedo, hackers and general creeps
Meanwhile 50% of 4chan:
mariojw@reddit
Kids will see this think 4chan is some fun place then ended up on /b/ with some dudes head getting blown out with a shotgun in 4k.
Ice_Swallow4u@reddit
Dude ended up looking like Hey Arnold!
No-Care6414@reddit
What is /b/?
GuyOfNugget@reddit
It stands for /b/oobs
Cryotechnium@reddit
Skill issue
Sage
UnregularOnlineUser@reddit
Nazis, pedos, hackers, and creeps can be funny. They are human after all
zombieGenm_0x68@reddit
why the fuck are these things called guinea pigs??? they’re rodents from south america
Baron_Flatline@reddit
It comes from how much they used to cost in England when sold as pets, which was one guinea
zombieGenm_0x68@reddit
I see
VitorusArt@reddit
what do you mean icy? it's 45c outside
GuyOfNugget@reddit
Where do you live? I live in Arizona, and it's not that hot here yet.
Nokan96@reddit
I think you are thinking in capybaras
EmilieEasie@reddit
Nothing is cuter than guinea pigs, I will forever remember the first time I heard the noises they make
minty-moose@reddit
you make me wanna google guinea pig noises
EmilieEasie@reddit
Recommend!!
minty-moose@reddit
wheek wheek wheek
EmilieEasie@reddit
Yesssss that's a good way to put it into text!
Sonofasome0@reddit
Real an straight
Champomi@reddit
Do not the guinea pigs
Call_Me_Pete@reddit
They will your path
PioApocalypse@reddit
Famous hacker "4chan" back at it again
No-Care6414@reddit
Wow anons actually being chill and funny
Fluffy_Interaction71@reddit
Great green text
Glen1648@reddit
That episode was peak south park
ResponsibleFly8965@reddit
The real reason is these little munchkins die way too fast and in way too many crazy ways.
destroyerOfTards@reddit
Do they bark?
LadenifferJadaniston@reddit
Guinea warriors conquered much of the known world ~ 2000 years ago
mfsausage44@reddit
best post of sll time
NuclearWinter_101@reddit
I had a rabbit just like the first one
LobsterFondler@reddit
https://i.redd.it/4319vu7ee74f1.gif
GHOSTLYGUNK@reddit
finally a good fucking post
Ilovereddit12341234@reddit
the fact they all standing still makes me think that the costumes are sentient and paralysing them
stumbledalong@reddit
Chappelle roan approves this message