Saw this on my FB, had to share with you degenerates.

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Ill_Initial8986@reddit

Leave treedibles out, too. I think we’re good on that. Looks more like a struggle meal with super duper, night-ending meds. Enjoy tho OP, if you can still read after that much. I usually cannot.

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Ballfiesty2-0@reddit

I'm not in treedibles, but thank you for letting me know it exists lol. I've seen some questionable shit in stonerfood tho. This looks like struggle goulash.

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r/Treedibles is mostly treats and food that’s been medicated in at least one way. Great for recipes and ideas. You can infuse anything that contains sugar or fat. I usually prefer fat (mct) so you can dose without extra calories.

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creatyvechaos@reddit

No. We don't want it there

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a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit

So long back pain? More like so long consciousness and so long motor control. Hello toilet.

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Ambitious-Body8133@reddit

Bro ain't even making it to the toliet. 2500mg thc, just bag and tag him now. This is actually scary will likely cause an overdose. Likely not fatal but holy fk.

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Background-Comb4061@reddit

You can’t fatally overdose on THC the way you can with something like opioids, it doesn’t suppress respiratory drive or crash your cardiovascular system. 2,500mg is a lot, and he’d probably be uncomfortably high for a long time, maybe even semi-catatonic, but death? Super unlikely. Honestly, the bigger risk would be something like a pressure sore from being too stoned to move.

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AdRealistic4984@reddit

People who ingest too much THC often throw up for hours though?

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Background-Comb4061@reddit

Which is still not fatal.

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AdRealistic4984@reddit

It’s not a comfy nap with snacks like people are saying on this thread though

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DemonicHowler@reddit

Greening out can definitely be rough, never experienced it myself but have seen a few friends ride it out. Worst incident I ever had was sleeping for three days after sleep-eating a 120mg chocolate bar as a wee baby stoner, and as a severe insomniac that is not a complaint in any form lmao.

Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome(Literally Weed Too-Much-Puking Syndrome) is another potential complication that, while usually associated with long term high dosage THC usage, can also be set off by one incident of too damn much. Some douchebag slipped my mum a cookie years ago at a party, she'd never touched THC before, thought she was actively dying after half the cookie, wound up having a panic attack and being sick all night. Now even trace THC in CBD products has her experiencing what she can only compare to severe morning sickness. The only relief if it's set off is extremely hot showers, and the only solution is just not touching THC. Some people are lucky and a few months clear can let them start low again, but others like my mum are just screwed.

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atypicalperception@reddit

I ate an entire kushman bar wayyy back when. I didn’t know I wasn’t supposed to eat the entire thing. For 17 hours I was melting backwards into a couch, volcano status, and got sent home from work the next evening when my manager asked if I was ok because “look[ed] like shit.” He wasn’t wrong.

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DemonicHowler@reddit

This was one of the first edibles I'd ever had and at the time I had the tolerance of an actual infant. 120mg bar, \~12mg/square. One square and I was good for hours, the last of these bars I'd gotten lasted me over a month. So my stupid, parasomniac ass self left the remainder of the bar on my desk. I ate the whole bloody thing in my sleep. I woke up enough for the next three days to drink some water and use the bathroom, other than that I slept.

Best sleep of my life and the way things have gone the last few years I'm debating eating three and seeing if I can repeat it LOL

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atypicalperception@reddit

Ffff I wish I could have slept. I would have traded basically anything to have been able to.

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DemonicHowler@reddit

Fair as hell, I count myself extremely lucky I've never greened out honestly.

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Alizay59@reddit

I’ll throw up but not for hours 🤭

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kirkstarr78@reddit

Sounds like you took 2500 mgs

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Ambitious-Body8133@reddit

Bro. The average thc gummy is 10mg. 2500 is fucked.

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livahd@reddit

I mean, I moderately smoke, and my tolerance can be all over the place. Sometimes I won’t smoke for weeks and then take an edible. I dont begin to feel anything under 100-150mg. If I was smoking daily I’ve gone up to 500 and still functional. 2500 seems like a lot, but I think you’d probably be so deep in the couch cushions you wouldn’t even know what anxiety is. Or what words are.

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Feeeweeegege@reddit

Don't forget that with smoking you lose anywhere between 50% to 70% of the THC value, while eating it loses you (virtually) nothing. So roughly speaking, smoking 150mg is similar to eating 6 gummies, and eating 2500mg is similar to smoking 6000mg. That's absolutely insane.

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kirkstarr78@reddit

This I know but no overdosed. No bags. No tags. No fatalities.

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Spiritual-Toe7150@reddit

Just because you don't die doesn't mean you didn't OD. The two are not synonymous. You can absolutely OD on this amount of THC

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masonisagreatname@reddit

https://youtu.be/G70-Bp6kHGU right, like this is very much a typical example of too much weed and that's 400mg lmao. Been there, done that, NOT fun at all. Feels like your skin is getting rug burn from simply your clothes touching your body, can't sit, can't lay down, it's just complete sensory overload. Very similar to the guy in the video.

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xjq12@reddit

You can't overdose on weed. He's just gonna take a long nap

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Ambitious-Body8133@reddit

That is not true. You definitely can OD on weed, just not fatal.

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xjq12@reddit

When you say overdose you know exactly what people think

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I_enjoy_butts_69@reddit

You're making it sound like they are intentionally being misleading when they aren't. Just because you won't die doesn't mean it isn't bad. You can suffer permanent damage from too much thc. You can also suffer from a mental breakdown and never recover.

Its the sentiment that "weed can never hurt you" that is far more dangerous and misleading than what you are arguing about.

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Salt-Elderberry-7271@reddit

Yep i took a high dose edible because i was told it would relax me and i ended up having a horrific reaction. Now I have to take sleeping pills to avoid having nightmares

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Dipsey_Jipsey@reddit

I went through something very similar in my 20s, was years of shit.

Ironically what finally cured it was taking mushrooms. That seemed to reset my brain again, and have felt different again, but in a much more pleasant/positive way.

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Ambitious-Body8133@reddit

What it is versus what people think are completely different things. It's a common misconception unfortunately.

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SteveAxis@reddit

Well obviously we’re talking about dying here, sport. No one cares about your anxiety palpitations.

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Ambitious-Body8133@reddit

Sure, Chief, be part of the misconception.

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SteveAxis@reddit

Yeah yeah. I’d argue but im mad sleepy right now because i OD’ed on a big ass pizza.

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oceansofpiss@reddit

An overdose just means a dose too big for you, leading to unwanted side effects

But yeah the LD50 for thc is like 500mg/kg, he'd have to eat 20+ pots of ghoulish Mac and cheese to die

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Robscoe604@reddit

won’t overdose but could give him a jammer from anxiety, when i took 1000 i thought my heart was going to explode

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RedWum@reddit

Ive never dosed it out but I remember I made a batch of cookies and one day felt particularly self destructive and just ate the rest of them. Like 8 cookies.

I could compare it to being too wasted. I remember holding the walls to get to the bathroom to take a pee and then just laying in bed uncomfortable and then finally after 4 or so hours being able to sleep.

Entirely pointless high from my perspective. I have an insane alcohol tolerance so I haven't felt that intoxicated in decades but it reminded me of my early days drinking and getting the spins.

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Ketaminekevin1@reddit

“Likely not fatal” really? You don’t say?

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Flibs-@reddit

Backpain gone but now you have diabeetus because you're eating pots of food at a time and are ripshit high 24/7

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ChawulsBawkley@reddit

“Ripshit” is now my new favorite adjective.

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atypicalperception@reddit

It was already my favorite noun. As in, he’s the dumbest of the ripshits.

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vyrus2021@reddit

Typically "ripshit" is used in place of drunk or high. The same way shitfaced is used. "We're getting ripshit on Jim Beam."

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purplecoati@reddit

And here I thought it was a way to imply GI issues 😂

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PineappleA22@reddit

Same lol

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Serial-Griller@reddit

The dream

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Joseph419270577@reddit

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DesertVulpine17@reddit

A fellow "ripshit" user 👀

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regeya@reddit

Yeah, I'm having to get back on a strict intermittent fasting diet.

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YourAverageGod@reddit

Dude is not waking up to see this plate, let alone God

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FeatureHistoryGuy@reddit

All of these replies read of people who've never done prescription cannabis or thc medicinally. These are all pretty tame dosages for some who does them regularly. Will probably only mellow their back pain a bit and relax them.

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adieuaudie@reddit

Yeah, I ate a 1000 mg cookie once. I was completely melted into the bed and ended up having an anxiety attack. I kept telling my husband I thought I couldn't breathe. 0/10 do not recommend if you're prone to anxiety.

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LoafingBonobo@reddit

It depends on the quality of THC. 1000mg of RSO is intense but ultimately pleasant. 1000mg of shitty conversion distillate is like slamming pulls from a $5 handle of vodka. Not great lol. THC % is a n00b trap.

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Demiurge_Ferikad@reddit

I don’t know what the dose recommendations are, but that’s gotta be way over them…unless they only eat a small portion of it.

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NtL_80to20@reddit

I figured that's why guy is eating dinner on the floor?

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slimetabnet@reddit

That's why he's serving it on the floor.

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Robscoe604@reddit

I ate 1000mg at once after i had a really bad tooth extraction and fuck me dead it was the absolute worst drug related experience of my entire life.

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Tough_Pollution@reddit

Sorry about your experience, but “fuck me dead” is the funniest shit I’ve read all day. Thank you for this.

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Robscoe604@reddit

Use it to your hearts content my friend

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Bonnskij@reddit

Australian?

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justsomerandomtrash@reddit

As an Aussie this was also my first thought, I don't remember actually seeing that phrase typed out before and it caught me so off guard.

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Robscoe604@reddit

I’m a Canadian actually but my Aussie friend said it back in like 2010 and I loved it and i’ve been using it ever since

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justsomerandomtrash@reddit

Genuinely one of my favourite Australianisms, glad to know it's being spread globally!

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NiceGrandpa@reddit

I normally only take 10mg at night to sleep and even then sometimes I’m like “this is a bit much.” How are people still alive at 1000mg 😭

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Le-Misanthrope@reddit

It really depends on your tolerance. I can handle up to 150-200mg. After that it's too intense. However my wife, years ago we got a huge batch of gummies from a close friend that ran a dispensary. We had roughly 1200mg of gummies. Over the course of a 3 hour movie night she devoured around 700mg. I was like ooooo you're gonna be in trouble. I waited for her to have a bad trip but no the lady was just like it feels okay I feel a little high. She was high AF but no more than I am at 100mg. I'd feel over there questioning my existence. Am I breathing? I have no heartbeat, am I dying?! lol

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The_Golden_Warthog@reddit

Some people don't feel edibles (specifically) the same as most people. It has to do with how they're processed in the liver when they metabolize from THC to 11OH because some people don't produce the enzyme, that's responsible for the metabolism, in the same quantities as others. It's a genetic thing from my understanding.

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schuttup@reddit

This is me. Edibles do absolutely nothing for me. I'd have to eat several hundred mgs to even get a little high.

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atypicalperception@reddit

I always thought I would forget to breathe so I’d get anxiety and start counting my breath lol 🤣smh

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NiceGrandpa@reddit

I don’t think I’d even be on this plane of existence.

I purposefully keep my intake super limited bc the edibles are so expensive and it’s the only way I like taking THC. So I’ll go a week or two off, a week or two on, only taking 5-10mg and only a couple hours before bed so I associate it with bedtime. I have a coworker who was like your wife, eats 100s of mgs at a time and is just chilling. Unfortunately that means he feels almost nothing at 10. Spends triple what I do at the dispensers when we go.

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rixendeb@reddit

I have to cut the 10s in half, or I want to die. Gives me horrible motion sickness. 1000mg. Please just kill me lol.

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Soydragon@reddit

I took 500mg before a Korn concert, I wanted to fucking die.

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atypicalperception@reddit

Worries about dying. Finds out won’t die. Worries about not dying. Regrets.

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iiiimagery@reddit

I threw my back out at work. I couldn't walk for almost 2 weeks after. I had a bunch of painkillers and an edible (dont remember how much) when I got home, and it was TERRIFYING. Walking was excruciatingly painful. When I had to go to the restroom, the edible combined with the painkillers made it feel like half an hour when the bathroom was only a few feet from the bed. Halfway in the hallway, I was holding the door frames because I felt like I was falling, and I was going to actually fall any second. I was choosing between going back into the bed or going to the bathroom and possibly not making it, or not make it back. I was convinced I was going to fall any second and make my back EVEN WORSE. I was in so much pain and terrified of making the pain worse by falling and not being able to help myself get up. Felt like I was on a whole other planet. It's still one of the scariest moments I've felt. Don't know how to describe exactly how it was, but yeah. Not fun

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GaymerGrillAJ@reddit

im not gonna lie the "so long back pain" makes this REAL tempting

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Rodrat@reddit

I never understood getting stoned for pain. I've had people give me gummies saying it would help. It never did. I was just high and also hurting.

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The_Golden_Warthog@reddit

I love how you say it doesn't work for you, and the stoners, like clockwork, rush to parrot the same ol, "B-b-b-but you just haven't had the right kind!!!! Trust me bro!!! Weeds a miracle drug! You just need the right combo! Try this!" Every time.

I say this as a grower of over 10 years. Gives every one else a bad rep.

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Rodrat@reddit

Every single time. I knew it before I even posted. Haha

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Mello_Hello@reddit

It really just doesn’t work for everyone. And I hate when people pretend it does. It works for me, sure, but I’ve also seen my friends freak out and cry when they get high. Hence why I don’t recommend it to people.

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Tucancancan@reddit

There's a reason why medical marijuana got legalized first in a bunch of places. IMO the cbd is doing most of the work

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caelum_daemon@reddit

It still hurts but you're high so you don't care as much

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creatyvechaos@reddit

If you're getting high off of it, it isn't the right stuff. I buy a $15 CBD ONLY hard candy pack for my mother that has a sleugh of physical problems. One or two candies and she doesn't need to take her hydrocodone (?) for a couple days.

Gotta get the right stuff for the right means.

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Dustyvhbitch@reddit

For me, weed more puts the pain in the back of my mind rather than have it be something I obsess over.

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Rodrat@reddit

The only thing that actually dulls the pain for me is morphine which ain't exactly something I can get my hands on regularly lol but alcohol is a close second.

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soxfan4life78@reddit

Check out 7ohm

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glitter_witch@reddit

It definitely depends on the blend you take. Personally I use them before bed because I feel like it helps me sleep better and relaxes my muscles overnight which helps with the type of pain I get, and it also means I’m not sitting around high and feeling poorly waiting for it to work.

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thesleepjunkie@reddit

I have periods of back pain, restless legs, and just over all times a can't get to sleep, probably 3 times a year I have to take gummies a couple days in a row to get myself ready or what ever.

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OtherShoulder8913@reddit

Mac'n JEEZ. See you at the end of the rainbow.

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DeadbeatGremlin@reddit

I just love how it's served on the floor.

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atypicalperception@reddit

Could just serve it in the toilet and save a lot of time

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fuckspez12@reddit

Bro is outsmoking Snoop Dogg.

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jojojajahihi@reddit

smoking???

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Shoelace_cal@reddit

Smoking pot

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Boogie_Bandit420@reddit

He didn't smoke anything though, he's eating it

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atypicalperception@reddit

It’s ok to draw parallels ;)

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Boogie_Bandit420@reddit

Not that's strictly illegal

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GlumAir89@reddit

Probably looking forward to the 4hr nap after this meal

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ostrich-party-@reddit

More like 24 hour nap after all of that

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atypicalperception@reddit

At a certain point it’s just called a coma

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The_Golden_Warthog@reddit

No joke, freshman year of college, my buddy, who lived a sheltered life before college and had never even smoked weed, ate a 500mg edible and slept for over 24hr straight 😂😂😂 He said he woke up extremely dehydrated, with a pounding headache, and still somewhat high.

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TheManyVoicesYT@reddit

Bro is going to the fucking moon.

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gen_angry@reddit

Bro is going to Alpha Centauri.

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MaybeAClown@reddit

I hear it's nice this time of year

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_BacktotheFuturama_@reddit

Buddy isn't goin anywhere but to sleep

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Badvevil@reddit

Na you ain’t sleeping with that much your gonna lay in bed and having the longest panic attack of your life

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TheManyVoicesYT@reddit

Buddy on his way to look over the edge of the universe.

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c4gam1ng@reddit

This is beyond the moon. Bro’s going to the Andromeda galaxy.

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roberts_1409@reddit

On the floor?

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Lepke2011@reddit

How dirty are your counters that the optimal place to photograph this was on the floor?

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Joseph419270577@reddit

Just last night I concocted something quite similar in appearance… but methinks appearance is exactly where all similarities ended… homie feeling no pain or shame right dur.

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Appropriate-Log8506@reddit

This stove is taking so long to heat my food up.

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doobiebrother69420@reddit

Fuckin right I'd destroy that

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Chemical_Birthday_59@reddit (OP)

He's posting this morning, so looks like our boy made it through the night! What a champ.

Thanks for all the hilarious comments. Made my night at work yesterday. ✌️

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DaddyToadsworth@reddit

You can always tell someone's approximate age by the syntax on a Facebook post.

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Chemical_Birthday_59@reddit (OP)

OP here, I'm 40.

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thistotallyisntanalt@reddit

i bet this dude gets moderately high. back when my tolerance was apeshit crazy i was downing 600mg with really not many effects at all, it was akin to 5mg with no tolerance. i’m better now ofc but that was a time

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RIPHedberg88@reddit

Dude sat that shit on the floor next to his uncleaned coffee ground spatters. Respect.

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notcuteonlypsycho@reddit

I’m pretty sure that’s dried bird poop, not coffee splatter.

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Atlas070@reddit

100mg has me fucked up for hours. That amount would lead to intense panic and dread.

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EmilyGracey76257@reddit

2,500 mg?!?! Christ on a cracker! I don't know whether to be shocked, impressed, or horrified. Maybe a little from all the categories?

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Amunrah357@reddit

So these are these pot noodles I keep hearing about.

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Sudden_Purpose_5836@reddit

God damn what a waste to put this in such a nastly lookin food.

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justforkinks0131@reddit

dude is gonna take one bite and wake up a day later still mid-swallow

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DeathBlondie@reddit

I have other questions… is this his floor??

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cronx42@reddit

It's probably a smart decision to eat it on the floor. Because that's where they'll eventually end up, and they're not moving from there for a good..... Probably 18-24 hours or so.

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Dude that shit would knock me out for a week, easy

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Scrabulon@reddit

I still feel woozy the morning after having a 15mg edible sometimes wtf

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Salt-Elderberry-7271@reddit

One time I took 420mg THC at once and went through an infinite mental torture labyrinth for like the next several hours so I can’t even imagine how this would feel

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luxsalsivi@reddit

I'd probably rather die tbh

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VroomVroomCoom@reddit

Listen, he can't sink any lower than the floor and it's cold. Two birds, one stoned.

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flowerspeaks@reddit

nah thats the pantheon dawg

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DeathBlondie@reddit

Ah fuck my bad

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Rawkus2112@reddit

There looks like theres bird shit on the floor

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2blazen@reddit

Hopefully, I doubt his neighbor would appreciate his cooking

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Bistilla@reddit

As someone with CHS I think that would kill me

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IrisSmartAss@reddit

Looks like macaroni in sauce du grease trap.

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SnarkyIguana@reddit

I’ve heard of heroic doses but that’s outright biblical

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naozomiii@reddit

straight past heroic into villainy, perhaps of apocalyptic proportions. and i say this as someone who's taken 500mg as a "regular" dose when my tolerance was fucked up.

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Skylinerr@reddit

One time I mixed 2 grams of RSO into a pot of chicken alfredo. iirc it worked out to like 1400mg. I had to force myself to choke it down over the course of the week because I didn't want to waste it but every time I'd skip the high phase and just fall straight asleep

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Jodid0@reddit

There's only so much THC the body can metabolize at one time, the effects will probably plateau at some point. But I can't imagine how long it will take to wear off, that's an insane amount.

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blueberryfirefly@reddit

i’d die (has chs)

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sarahmegatron@reddit

Omg I consume a fair amount of edibles but that many MGS all at once would have me spinning and barfing to death,but then I guess my back wouldn’t hurt so technically a win. lol, I have to hope that’s for eating over at least a couple of days otherwise god speed man

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FaceStuffedLeopard@reddit

Your back would hurt sooo much more after all the puking. Thats hours of puking. 2 days later, the high is finally over and then all the delayed pain is doubled, at least. My back hurts just looking at the oily, watery, head imploding nastiness.

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kirkstarr78@reddit

Na. I've tried

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These-Performer-8795@reddit

I take 10mg daily and it can get me pretty stoned... 2500 I'm not even sure what that'd do to me...

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Le-Misanthrope@reddit

That's crazy that 10mg can do anything for you. I'm the weakest tolerance out of everybody I know and I don't notice a high off of edibles until around the 40-50mg area. That's also me after not smoking or touching THC related things for months at a time.

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Rowmacnezumi@reddit

You know, I'd be complaining about them eating on the floor, but with that much THC, it's probably the safest option.

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72skidoo@reddit

This seems like an insane dose for an average person, but I’ve met some people with crazy high edible tolerance who needed 1000mg or more to really get stoned (I am not one of them)

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creatyvechaos@reddit

Holy fucking shit I would die from that amount and I'm a stoner

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ideapit@reddit

2500 mg of THC is coma territory.

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Bennyseed@reddit

Its acceptable if he is stoned asf. Surely, a sober person wouldn't do this....right?...they wouldn't do it right?..

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thesleepjunkie@reddit

Poor fucker must be in some pain eating on the floor.... I've been there.

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f0cCuS@reddit

Fucking eh. Down that pupper and sail to the moon.

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StrawbraryLiberry@reddit

Looks pretty good

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eli--12@reddit

2500mg??? I thought I was going to die when i took 50.

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showraniy@reddit

Sorry, I'm a pleb, can somebody explain this to me please? I've only ever used gummies so I have no idea how the fuck THC cooking works.

It's mac and cheese made with THC water? 🤢 Is there even cheese in it? Wouldn't that just taste like oily weed water with noodles??

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glitter_witch@reddit

It’s pretty common to extract thc into butter or oil for cooking. Weed butter is how you get weed brownies etc :) I’m guessing it’s in butter here since it’s pasta

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Shoelace_cal@reddit

Its probably in the butter

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StacheyD@reddit

I ate 20 100 mg edibles last weekend, he'll be fine.

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Vivid-Intention-8161@reddit

i had a 200mg once after a tolerance break, straight up saw fractals and an entity pop out of my ceiling

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InfiniteBoxworks@reddit

I had 150mg at a house party after almost a decade without touching cannabis and my older Gen X friend asked if he could watch me play the CoD WW2 campaign because he bought it and he sucked. All I remember was hitting Omaha Beach, getting pissed that the fucking Krauts were fielding Ppsh-41s, and napping between checkpoints. I felt like a narcoleptic commando. I look forward to their Halloween parties every year and that insidious chocolate ruined it for me.

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