My boyfriend’s breakfast every morning. Willingly 🤮
Posted by Jeannette408@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 299 comments

Posted by Jeannette408@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 299 comments
eurus_black@reddit
Polyjuice Potion
No-Food-691@reddit
R/MoldlyInteresting
spatialinfraction@reddit
Oats and chia with milk?
Regular-Calendar-581@reddit
what the fuck is this
713nikki@reddit
Boiled placenta. Breakfast of champions!
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Lol, it’s oatmeal with chia seeds. Looks worse than that, thought!
HsvDE86@reddit
Why tf is it grey? 😳 and the texture looks nothing like oatmeal. How does he mentally get over the sight of it? Have you asked him?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
I have no idea why it’s that color. I’m like, wtf are you doing to your food?? LOL. I couldn’t get past the look or texture— nope.
ComprehensivePie4441@reddit
Why not just add the chai seeds after? Very confused.
butterbeleevit@reddit
Chia seeds need to be soaked in liquid to be digested properly otherwise they can cause intestinal issues
ComprehensivePie4441@reddit
My apologies. I have always added them to smoothie’s as is and never had a problem. I did not know this.
butterbeleevit@reddit
Ur good! I just found this out a few months ago, too
Technical_Piglet_438@reddit
You need to soak them first. There was a guy who just tossing them on his salad and after some time he became super ill, he couldn't eat anythin without throwing it up. They did an Endoscopy on him and he had a big big massive ball of chia seeds stucked in his esophagus blocking food from entering his stomach. Chia seeds would absorb a big amount of liquids and if you don't soak them first, it's the liquid inside your mucouse membranes that they will absorb and get stuck there.
jakethesnake741@reddit
I've been on the internet for too long when it takes the SFW side of my brain to catch up and tell the NSFW side you didn't mean what first popped into my head
SicknessofChoice@reddit
Yikes! Why risk eating them at all? I can drink metamucil etc if I am concerned about regularity and not have chia seeds accumulate somewhere in my digestive system! 🤔😱
Technical_Piglet_438@reddit
If properly soaked they're very safe to eat. They also have a lot of proteins, fiber and vitamins, these nutrients make them more complete than Metamucil. But if you only want the fiber, then yes you can skip them.
Scrabulon@reddit
I mean they’re probably gonna get pretty wet in a smoothie
Technical_Piglet_438@reddit
They need to be soaked for at least 2 hours. Not just "get wet". They need time to absorb the water.
nerfcarolina@reddit
If your blenders good you dont need to soak them before putting them in a smoothie
ComprehensivePie4441@reddit
Thank you. I honestly did not know that.
CapitalClimate9639@reddit
dont listen to these weirdos. putting them in a blender with a smoothie is plenty enough for if to absorb enough liquid. i put chia seeds in my smoothies and oats all the time. Never had to soak them for more than like 1 minute in my oats before they were done.
ComprehensivePie4441@reddit
Thank you! I agree 100%
CapitalClimate9639@reddit
that doesnt mean you need to cook them lol. you can literally soak them in the oatmeal while the hot water softens the oats.
seniorpeepers@reddit
its best to cook them ~5 minutes
soundchefsupreme@reddit
Chia seeds are black and it looks like the outer layer is breaking down quickly. This will congeal to like weird jello probably.
Parabuthus@reddit
Why tf would you cook the chia seeds? Just soak them to retain all the fatty acids.
Unusual_Score_6712@reddit
How the hell do you fuck up oatmeal that badly
Greywalker22@reddit
Fyi Chia seeds lose some of their nutrients when heated. Flaxseed/linseed has very similar nutrients but aren't affected by the heat/don't need soaking.
Might be worth suggesting so you don't have to face this abomination in the pan.
UnderlightIll@reddit
Please make him just overnight oats with chia seeds. This is revolting.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It is!! And he does make overnight oats sometimes. He prefers this monstrosity in a pan, lol.
LogicalHoney4689@reddit
Is it a pain to clean the pan afterward?
Traditional-Tip1904@reddit
Maybe the partner is visually impaired guys let’s be careful about judging.
LogicalHoney4689@reddit
It’s nice of you to try and give him an out 😂
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oh he can see just fine, lol.
Traditional-Tip1904@reddit
Then I got nothin 😂😂
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣
Flying_Alpaca_Boi@reddit
I eat that all the time and I’ve never seen it go green or grow a skin like that, looks absolutely foul haha
sunnysunshine333@reddit
Maybe gently suggest overnight oats. Just put oats, milk, chia seeds, sweetener, and maybe some yogurt and a fruit in a mason jar. Super easy to meal prep for the week, same nutrition, vastly less horrifying in appearance
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
He does make overnight oats as well, but prefers boiling. The overnight oats look much more appealing, let me tell ya, lol.
CapitalClimate9639@reddit
i do the same thing but...I'm assuming hes cooking the oatmeal with the chia seeds? why doesnt he just heat up water or milk and add it to the oatmeal and add the chia seed after? this look so unappetizing
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Yes, he adds the chia seeds prior to boiling. Not sure why, but that’s his thing.
l8rt8rz@reddit
Why does it have skin
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Probably because it boils for like a half hour, lol. Not sure if that’s its proper cooking time or lack of motivation to consume it looking like that.
Molarity-@reddit
This is not the proper cook time 😂
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
That’s what I was thinking, thanks for the confirmation. It looks way overdone!
Seven_Hawks@reddit
I zoomed in on the picture, and... nope, I don't see it. Still not a clue what the hell I'm looking at...
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s boiled for about a half hour, which seems to make it worse!
snyexz@reddit
does it actually taste good? does he genuinely like it??
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It must be somewhat pleasant cause he eats it every morning. I couldn’t do it, not looking like that!
Kamelasa@reddit
Thought it was lentil stew, though mine never looks like Sauron's anus.
Youlookcold@reddit
OneSensiblePerson@reddit
Ch-ch-ch-ch-cha-chia.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
LMAO! 🤣
pmMeansnadda@reddit
I eat lots of oatmeal. That’s not oatmeal. Your boyfriend is an alien. I’m sorry.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Thank you, I never knew oatmeal to look like THAT! It’s nasty.
Groningen1978@reddit
With food looks play as much of an important role as smell and taste. I couldn't eat this even if it where delicious.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Absolutely! I would never eat this the way it looks. I try not to stare at it too long, but it’s hard not to look, lol.
sskfjkhwer@reddit
I don’t think oatmeal is supposed to have….. skin
ArDee0815@reddit
Tell him to boil a pot of chia seeds at once, and then portion and freeze it. When his oatmeal is cooked, throw in one portion of frozen chia, stir until fully mixed in. His breakfast is gooing to look so much tastier.
SpongegirlCS@reddit
At least he’s regular.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Haha, right?!
Sarcastic-Eulogy@reddit
My guess is the "water" after boiling reusable diapers aka poop soup.
713nikki@reddit
I involuntarily nodded my head when I read “poop soup” 😂
Distinct-Solution-99@reddit
Boiled *festering placenta
beanedjibe@reddit
Cement?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Looks like it, right!? Lol 😂
Ok_Yogurtcloset_1532@reddit
Probably feels like it in his stomach too.
redditsuckspokey1@reddit
It's pretty concrete evidence.
Sarcastic-Eulogy@reddit
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣
Least-Marzipan6904@reddit
Take my upvote
uncledunker@reddit
YOU JUST DRANK CEEE MEANT
shirlybird@reddit
Das conk creet baybee
tiguerasso@reddit
Gina Linetti is looking for you
Ok-Street-7635@reddit
Mold?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
That was one of my guesses when I saw it on the stove, lol!
slylock215@reddit
Is your boyfriend a british peasant from 800 years ago that thinks the only type of food available is.....grey?
ZootZootTesla@reddit
800 years later we've and we've upgraded to beige!
Ok_Yogurtcloset_1532@reddit
My exact thoughts.
Wonder what color next millennium's food will be?
greenbastard1591@reddit
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
LOL 😂
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣🤣🤣
Ok_Yogurtcloset_1532@reddit
Mold counts as a vegetable right? Does that make it vegan?
mochi_chan@reddit
I thought he was boiling rags.
loneliness_sucks_D@reddit
it looks like one of those pussy molds
koboldtsar@reddit
Looks like the bog of eternal stench
Psychological_Wear85@reddit
Nice reference. ❤️
jaycebutnot@reddit
looks like he just unclogged the sewage pipes of decade old toilet paper and decided to cook It
Healthy-Confection66@reddit
Cha-cha-cha-chia seeds or mouse droppings…can’t tell 🧐
Mkittehcat@reddit
Why doesn’t he add chia seeds after boiling the porridge like a normal person???
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
I thought the same. Doesn’t boiling them take away any nutrients or purpose?
__-_-__-___-__-_-__@reddit
Yeah chia seeds can lose some nutritional value at high heat
New-Volume4997@reddit
Most nutrients in something like a seed or nut are not going to be destroyed by boiling. Maybe none. They can leech into the water, but he's eating all the goop that comes out of them, so it's irrelevant
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Gotcha, thanks for the info! Good to know.
Mkittehcat@reddit
Your bf’s brain needs to be studied
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣🤣
mrsmaug@reddit
They need to expand before being consumed as they pose a danger of choking. They will stick to the inside of the throat sometimes so he should probably let them sit in oat milk for a half hour, stirring occasionally, and then add it to his oatmeal to cool it down. It’ll make it creamier and avoids this horrible colour lol
frazorblade@reddit
I sprinkle them dry on my yoghurt every other day, how are they a choking hazard?
I’ve never had any issues except for the occasional seed stuck in my teeth.
mrsmaug@reddit
Having a few is fine. There was just one unfortunate case, if I remember correctly, where the seeds expanded drastically when a lot were eaten dry. Required hospital assistance in removing them. Obviously, that’s an extreme case, and seems to happen a lot with people that have dysphagia, but dry seeds can stick to your throat. However, eating them with yogurt provides the moisture I’d assume. Here’s the story I got that from. https://time.com/3524803/chia-seeds-superfood-stuck/
Mkittehcat@reddit
lol I didn’t mean it dry. Wet them and let them soak water or whatever and then stir them and mix them into the porridge instead of eating this nightmare fuel
mrsmaug@reddit
I didn’t think you did, was just trying to reason why he might boil them ahah.
Mkittehcat@reddit
Got it loool
SicknessofChoice@reddit
What the hell is that? 🤔
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds boiled for about a half hour.
SicknessofChoice@reddit
Doesn't look very appetizing! But at least I know what it is now...😂
w1zardkelly@reddit
It looks like a harry potters boiled secondary school clothes
WilliamWonka77@reddit
My mother made that every Sunday morning for us . Awww the memories.
TheSheWhoSaidThats@reddit
Is there a set amount of time that you refuse to kiss him after he eats that? Like does he have to brush his teeth and wait 3 hours?
Ok_Culture_1914@reddit
mxrningtrxsh@reddit
Dude what IS that
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Lol, oatmeal with chia seeds boiled for about a half hour.
mxrningtrxsh@reddit
The middle film looks like lost souls
Growlette@reddit
I thought this was r/moldlyinteresting
UnicornBaconFarts@reddit
Looks like something from The Bog of Eternal Stench
meatcoveredskeleton1@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
RoboticStaticShock@reddit
What the fuck is this
zoeydoey@reddit
Please explain? My brain is telling me it’s a biohazard
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s oatmeal with chia seeds boiled for about a half hour.
zoeydoey@reddit
Did he eat this again today? Any sweetener or flavouring? Anything?
Fancy_Art_6383@reddit
How long does he generally leave it to molder and what are his batch sizes...I'm looking to lose weight quickly and with as much vomiting, diarrhea and dehydration as possible.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
He leaves this to boil about a half hour, which I believe gets the concoction to this lovely state, lol. I don’t even want to know what it tastes like!
Fancy_Art_6383@reddit
I read it was oatmeal are they steel cut oats?
LogicalHoney4689@reddit
That is a monstrosity. I think there is egg in it…I am not sure what else for it to get so moldy colored.
Conrad1024@reddit
MFers jacked though. 😂
candygirl03@reddit
OP WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS OATMEAL!? that's like a ball of dough
Minute_Engineer2355@reddit
It could be a sleeper build, what is it??
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds. It looks worse than it is, lol.
lanadelphox@reddit
This is still insane to me. Why not just do it like overnight oats or something? I just throw everything in a mason jar the night before and it’s all good in the morning, no cement required!
Minute_Engineer2355@reddit
Oh god, you're not kidding.
LauraPa1mer@reddit
He knows he can just cook oatmeal in the microwave, right? It was a game-changer for me!
KittyIsAn9ry@reddit
I get that it’s oatmeal and chia, but why is it green/grey?? Does her add matcha?
RSParker@reddit
Op, can we get any explanation as to what he puts on this?
DanglingDongs@reddit
Looks like a t-shirt being boiled
InsideExpress9055@reddit
Wtf is that?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds, boiled for about a half hour.
ALemonyLemon@reddit
Half an hour??? Babe WHAT
InsideExpress9055@reddit
I hope it tastes better than it looks.
hollowbolding@reddit
this is just lentils getting boiled? they do that?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s oatmeal with chia seeds, boiled about a half hour.
hollowbolding@reddit
same energ-- what the fuck do you mean Half An Hour
Relevant-Formal-9719@reddit
I cook chia seed porridge in the microwave in 2.5-3 minutes. I've never seen porridge look like this.
reluctant_lifeguard@reddit
How does the oatmeal develop the skin of a 79 year old smoker in Palm Springs?
Iminthesheets@reddit
Nothing like a pot of parvo to snap u awake ughhh
CellSignificant1572@reddit
What a distinguished gentleman, boiled dirt from the finest grass
HTheTransPanMan@reddit
It looks like a cookie being boiled into a pot of dirty mop water
Local-Brain-1322@reddit
Pardon my language,but what the fuck is that??? What ingredients did he use?
Pkyankfan69@reddit
Is this pic after he threw up his breakfast into this pot?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
LMAO 🤣 My thoughts exactly when I first saw this on the stove.
PhantomFoxtrot@reddit
That was your first thought. My issue and your boyfriend’s issue aswell was that Your second thought was to humiliate him online about it.
zoeisboredd@reddit
Who pissed in your cheerios?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
I love my boyfriend, but I also have a sense of humor. This was all in fun. I don’t post things to bash people.
ArtisenalMoistening@reddit
Friend, I think you’re taking this a little bit seriously and oddly assuming OP’s boyfriend is as well
Tp_for_my_cornholio@reddit
Yes, but also after he boiled the throw up
Naive-Challenge6847@reddit
I can’t even tell what it’s supposed to be 🖐🏽💀🤚🏾
gigigoogoogaga@reddit
bauble toil trouble ahh breakfast
Dispirited_Ghost@reddit
Is he the prince of the Bog of Eternal Stench?
Me-oh-no@reddit
I think you’re meant to put the chia seeds in after it’s done? At least that’s how I do it. That also saves it from looking like cement which is a big plus
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
He adds chia seeds prior to boiling, not sure why he does it that way.
SnarkyIguana@reddit
That straight up looks like rot I thought I was on one of the mold subreddits for a sec or r/badroommates
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
I thought the same. Doesn’t the boiling take away any nutritional value or purpose of the chia seeds??
SnarkyIguana@reddit
He’s eating what looks like something a hair YouTuber would tell me to put on my head for hair growth 🥲
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Ch ch ch chia!
Real_Srossics@reddit
Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Looks green after more boiling, lol.
TheShredder9@reddit
Don't you just love starting off the day with a pot of boiled cow labia?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣😂🤣
AloysiusSH@reddit
Cream of Bark Ash 😩👍🏼
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Haha, looks like it!
Boudonjou@reddit
Everything reminds me of her :(
LongNutJohnson@reddit
What the fuck is that???
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds, boiled about a half hour.
LongNutJohnson@reddit
I could have guessed for 1000 years and never would have guessed that
XxTrashPanda12xX@reddit
That looks like boiled cat litter XD that said I've had some things that taste amazing but look truly vile
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
LMAOOO 🤣 It does!!
rundyult@reddit
Hmmm pretty sure your boyfriend is either an Alien in disguise or a demon lol
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
LOL 😆
sleepyhedgie26@reddit
what like… flavor is it? im
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Whatever flavor oatmeal is, that’s about it, lol. It’s oatmeal with chia seeds boiled for about a half hour.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
The honey drizzle sounds good! I’ll mention that to him, thanks, and the yogurt, too. He does add blueberries, and sometimes raspberries.
JackfruitSafe6254@reddit
What…is it?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds, boiled about a half hour.
wingedducky@reddit
Omg, I used to eat this out of a thermos every day for breakfast at work a few years back when I was a manager. Everyone would ask me why my oatmeal was black. I never realized how god awful it looked until now. I also added fresh berries, which would macerate and probably look even worse.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
He eats this every morning, so it must not taste bad. It helps his cholesterol numbers, so it’s effective. He adds blueberries and chia seeds to his.
ungarbagegarbage@reddit
They say if it's grey it's healthy for you
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s doing good things for his cholesterol numbers, so he keeps at it.
Djangowasilentj@reddit
Is that going in or coming out?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds, to be going inward, lol.
Calathea_Murrderer@reddit
Is this something they genuinely look forward too?? Or just eat it because they have to type of thing
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s mainly a healthy-eating thing, for his cholesterol, and it’s effective so he keeps at it. But omg, it looks nasty 🤢 I couldn’t do it, lol.
overactivemango@reddit
Looks like old lady cooch
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣🤣🤣
lilredcorsette@reddit
It looks like the Bog of Eternal Stench
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣🤣🤣 Fortunately no smell, lol.
Palanki96@reddit
So what is it? I can't even guess oatmeal since it should never look like that
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
You are correct! It’s oatmeal with chia seeds. Looks like something way worse, though.
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nicki730@reddit
No, no NO!! Sorry babe, you want THAT, you cook THAT
DogBreathologist@reddit
I mean I’m guessing he’s got great fibre intake, but it doesn’t look particularly appealing….
Adventurous_Day_9899@reddit
Ah yes grool. Along with toaster shakins and tang part of a poverty type breakfast.
GayAssBeagle@reddit
I wouldn’t feed my worse enemy this
albatross351767@reddit
Smurfs?
samkee00@reddit
Genuinely thought I was on r/moldlyinteresting
Creepymint@reddit
I genuinely thought I was In the mold subreddit, holy shit
Ok_Suspect9043@reddit
i can’t even begin to describe the disgust i’m feeling right now
Sophisticated-Crow@reddit
This shit looks demonic. Impressive.
Pleasant-Weekend-163@reddit
This is what they were eating in Oliver Twist.
TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit
Is there a subreddit for Resident Evil food
ShirtPanties@reddit
Kinda looks like he’s boiling cookie dough
TTBoyArD3e@reddit
Looks like moldy cunt.
consumeshroomz@reddit
Your boyfriend needs professional help. Just listen to any ole podcast and I’m sure you can get a better help online promo code.
LewisLawrence@reddit
I make oatmeal with chia seeds frequently and I’ve never seen any abomination like this
RutabagaUprising@reddit
Wet sand?
DiMatteoArt@reddit
Chia seeds with coconut yogurt and blue and raspberries is way better with a touch of stevia and honey drizzle
Beautiful-Routine489@reddit
At least peel that skin off the top ? 😬
sencha_kitty@reddit
I approve of this gruel
LemonStrain@reddit
Bruh work at the cum bucket
angrytortilla@reddit
Hmmm gruel
LauraPie0@reddit
Lentil Soup
Kr3ach3r@reddit
Everything reminds me of her 💔
joohunter420@reddit
Everything reminds me of her
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
IDK what the eff I am looking at here
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s oatmeal with chia seeds. Looks like food gone wrong, lol.
Dangerous-Courage412@reddit
holy moly
phantomheart@reddit
Does he always eat mud for breakfast?
The-Jerkbag@reddit
That is clearly boiled kitty litter.
Bay_de_Noc@reddit
I have oatmeal with chia seeds for breakfast and it looks NOTHING like that ... I repeat NOTHING! Whatever that is looks more like a cauldron of witches' brew.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Thank you for confirmation that it shouldn’t look like that! I questioned it myself. That don’t look right.
kimjong_unsbarber@reddit
Looks like when I had depression and left ramen on the stove for several days
bukowskiing@reddit
Let me tell you every nerve in my body went "what the fuck??" When the image finally loaded
PJRama1864@reddit
Tell him he should try throwing berries into that so it at least doesn’t look like liquid shit.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
He does actually. He adds blueberries. Makes it look better. Somewhat, lol.
PJRama1864@reddit
Tell him to add raspberries or something.
4eji0bek@reddit
Looks like some kind of porridge. A lot of natural colours become muted grey, brown or green. This could be just some oat gruel and berries, honestly - totally fine for breakfast.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
It’s actually oatmeal with chia seeds. The color really throws me off, lol.
Chanfaded@reddit
Is he boiling trash everyday?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Religiously, lol.
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
Looks like that one time I forgot a half empty cup of coffee in a room I barely use and forgot about it for 2 months.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
That’s exactly what it looks like! 🤣🤣
allicantakeisnomore@reddit
Why does it have a film?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Probably from him boiling it for like a half hour.
xaantara@reddit
It looks like mold. What is it
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds. Looks like dried death in a pan.
Similar_Leather_1107@reddit
Looks like a prolapsed anus.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Crying 🤣🤣🤣 lol
SirLesbian@reddit
That's the old paper towel you'd find on the ceiling in a middle school bathroom.
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Omg, so true, lol!
Sea_Seaworthiness_70@reddit
I’m too scared to zoom in
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
I wouldn’t recommend it, lol.
lxxTBonexxl@reddit
I’m not convinced your boyfriend isn’t some kind of creature wearing human skin..
“In. Water.”
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
🤣🤣
clarity4220@reddit
How I imagine “Gruel” would look.
floshady@reddit
I could not stomach to eat whatever that is. r/ahitfromabutt
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Same!
SellUnfair2796@reddit
Ahh what an unpleasant day to have eyes
GottaGhostie@reddit
Elephant skin
GottaGhostie@reddit
"This elephant needs a skin graft urgently! Is there no one who can help?!"
Your BF: * slowly pulling out saucepan and chia seed pack from behind his back *
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Omg yes!!
DasHexxchen@reddit
Well, and I dummy thought that was his breakfast 30 last month.
DarthSnoopyFish@reddit
Where does he find enough boogers to cook that much every morning?
DickChopper9000@reddit
Resident evil food
StrawbraryLiberry@reddit
Ugliest breakfast award!
hiide0us@reddit
Looks like one of those sourdough starters
arageclinic@reddit
Lmao! I thought it was lentils!
Instantsoup44@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
Independent-Lab3459@reddit
Is he a masochist? Because this is the breakfast of a masochist.
roevese@reddit
cookie in a swamp
SuspectKnown9655@reddit
Looks like biohazard waste
_CandidCynic_@reddit
That's the kind of muck you'd find in a goddamn sewage treatment plant. I wouldn't kiss him with breath like that after the fact.
Kootsiak@reddit
Looks like an aged piss reduction.
Marshmallowbutbetter@reddit
Boiled kombucha. As in, the actual tea fungus pancake
boopityschmoopz@reddit
He’s eating farts!
SirStocksAlott@reddit
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
LOL! 😆
thewaytonever@reddit
Looks very similar to my morning breakfast which is oatmeal with protein powder and peanut butter and almond milk, it looks like slop, it has very little flavor, but It holds me down from 7am to 5pm
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Yep, it’s oatmeal with chia seeds.
ijie_@reddit
What in the Wicked Witch of the West is that
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Oatmeal with chia seeds. Looks like something from a horror movie, lol.
Korpiddle@reddit
This looks like it came straight out of Resident Evil 7, I hope his last name isn't Baker
APHR0DITE-RISING@reddit
Thanks … I hate it !
Bertie_McGee@reddit
Eat your bowl of scum while it's still hot!
phoenixrose2@reddit
Oatmeal with add ins? Maybe protein powder and blueberries?
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Yep, oatmeal, but with chia seeds.
Thesaaa@reddit
Please have him try overnight oats, same effect, don't need to boil it to a slop
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
He actually does do the overnight oats sometimes, too. He boils this stuff religiously every morning.
DanJDare@reddit
Looks alright if it got a stir, what is it?
Nutsack_Adams@reddit
Seriously. What is it
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
The responses are hilarious, lmao 🤣 It’s oatmeal with chia seeds. Looks nasty to me, lol.
Nutsack_Adams@reddit
It like very very nasty
Shadowchaos@reddit
I'm pretty sure it looks nasty to everyone except your boyfriend
Jeannette408@reddit (OP)
Exactly!
cunt_in_wonderland@reddit
no it does not 😂😂
dayzplayer93@reddit
Its wet and its dry with skin and bubbles
Ok_Television9820@reddit
That’s horrendous.
Smoolz@reddit
Love breakfast gruel
RGBread@reddit
Wow. Looks like some cooked mold
Stonetheflamincrows@reddit
Big old tub of mold?
Yakffe@reddit
Looks like something really moldy