Gf's dad's potato soup

For sure cuticle trimmers, but I have two pairs. One is for like threads or my bf’s cooling set up or whatever. It stays out often on the counter for that. Then another one that stays in the bathroom that actually is for manicuring. Perhaps op is like me.

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NachoKittyMeow@reddit

That’s how you add that umami flavor to the broth: toe nail clippings.

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princesoceronte@reddit

"Oh no... BOTCHED TOE!!"

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Mcbennski@reddit

That’s a botch job, I botched it

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1MechanicalAlligator@reddit

https://reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1qasso/noooooo/

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9910214444@reddit

where do you think the seasoning came from

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lilia_x_@reddit

looks like a wrench... OP watch for your teeth at night

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

Pliers?

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lilia_x_@reddit

Yes! that's the word I was looking for :)

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

IS IT SAFE?

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lilia_x_@reddit

OP hasn't posted since...

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AshamedRazzmatazz805@reddit

Also, top left… this is the utensil provided with the meal? A plastic knife? Is one meant to slice the potato and drink from the bowl? If the knife is extraneous, does one grab the potato in it’s entirety and go at it??

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kerelberel@reddit

complementary onion slices for the soup

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perplexedparallax@reddit

Dad here, it's a test.

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Purple_Damage_8629@reddit

How to pass?

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perplexedparallax@reddit

Tease him about it while you stoically eat it.

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Jumped-Up_Vulgarian@reddit

Looks like something they’d serve for dinner in a Siberia. Gulag.

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Anxious-Reference387@reddit

2 ingredients. Potato. Soup.

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CylinderAbuser@reddit

WELL THERE'S A POTATO IN IT ISN'T THERE?!

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wild-clovers@reddit

What is potato?

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Version_Two@reddit

Step 1: soup

Step 2: potato

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Rocket_Panda_@reddit

Hahahahha WHAT

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Tjurunga@reddit

Kind of meager. He could have at least cut it up.

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Paper-Dramatic@reddit

he's not wrong...

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Light_inc@reddit

That's a struggle meal

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dreadlord_scars@reddit

That's a watered potato. not soup..

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FeedResponsible5518@reddit

I’m so freaking dead 😂😂😂😂

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RebbyRose@reddit

Serving someone a raw peeled potato is so funny to me. Like it's to aggressive to even say it's passive.

I'd leave the plate on table untouched.

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bahumthugg@reddit

LMFAOOOOO

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BAMspek@reddit

Straight to the point

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Serviros@reddit

Fake, no way.

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Puzzleheaded_You2033@reddit

Gathered all the ingredients, cooked it for you, and still got complaints.. selfish. Lmao 😂. Take yo fork and cut that potato in pieces, stir it in. Say, thank you. 🙏 Tehehe.

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FrustratedLemonPrint@reddit

Someone’s clearly never had soup before. That’s an elderly man taking a bath.

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ericsomething412@reddit

I see no lie

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cylongothic@reddit

Believe it or not, jail

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NoSelection3840@reddit

Couldve have chop the potato at least🥲

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enchiladasundae@reddit

This is the same level of hostility as greeting the boyfriend with a shotgun. That is a whole ass raw potato in broth

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stoyaway45@reddit

Dude’s probably HILARIOUS

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Sarcastic-Eulogy@reddit

This is like the Bugs Bunny/Loony Tunes version of potato soup.

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PhantomFoxtrot@reddit

Just be glad he peeled it.

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ArcaneHackist@reddit

A michelin star restaurant would give you this and call it “deconstructed.”

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Independent_Clue_366@reddit

I mean ...not technically wrong 😭

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Bennyseed@reddit

Wtf lol

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Webinskie71@reddit

My dad would say they couldn’t afford potatoes 🥔, and this is rich man’s potato soup..

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cronx42@reddit

Wait until you see his chicken soup.

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AngelLK16@reddit

I would actually eat this.

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mentalsmokemirror@reddit

I want a potato

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HarryBenjaminSociety@reddit

What’s wrong OP it’s perfectly equal amounts of potato and soup

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Albertosaurus427@reddit

Not sure but you should ask him what college he attended and when he replies tell him “nice, just wanted to make sure where not to send your future grandchildren to college.”

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Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit

Potato soup or potato soup

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YourLaCroixxxwife@reddit

Potato in brown water

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Weekly_Gap7022@reddit

That’s what it looks like when you boil a unwashed potato

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Quirky-Pie9661@reddit

Deconstructed potato soup?

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Z0idberg_MD@reddit

This is exhibit A in why "technically correct" is not the best kind of correct.

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ComprehensivePie4441@reddit

Me and the random guy, making awkward conversation while hiding out at the back of the corner shop from the obvious drunk guy at the counter while waiting for our burger and slap chips were more comfortable than this photo. And I bet our meals were more flavourful.

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ASCII_Princess@reddit

Everytime I feel my cooking is inadequate I will remember this

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tiguerasso@reddit

Its technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct

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snottycoffeebeans@reddit

plot twist he made this as a test to see if you would post it here and now he’s monitoring you and judging your character based on how you speak about him on the internet

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sean_incali@reddit

Well it's soup-ish without all the veggie bit and has a potato

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LastRedshirt@reddit

my sister had a phase in her teen years, she ate only this.

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BOOSHMEHN@reddit

Give the guy some credit he probably never seen a potato or heard of soup before. It's like asking one of us to make a fluglian skringledor

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The-Grubermeister@reddit

Potato, Soup. Fixed it

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Lunar-opal@reddit

Art

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Diagot@reddit

I don't think a whole potato in a bit of stock counts as potato soup.

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Flashy_Crow8923@reddit

Reminds me of that scene in Everything is Illuminated 😏

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Satchbb@reddit

that's deliberate

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Mono324@reddit

This is potato, soup

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ChroniclesOfSarnia@reddit

As I have calculated previously in this sub:

Potato + Soup ≠ Potato Soup

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

We don’t have any evidence that the liquid is, in fact, soup. For all we know it could be the water they washed the potatoes in.

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Boogy-Fever@reddit

At best the liquid is broth, not soup. He's out of line but broth plus vegetable or meat is soup, even if its one big chunk of one of those instead of many smaller ones

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1MechanicalAlligator@reddit

Technically, that's just raw soup.

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Realistic_Specific51@reddit

I say its diluted soy sauce

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Texanbird44@reddit

i would still eat it ngl. potato

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dudemanguylimited@reddit

I can clearly see the soup-potato, so it must be a potato soup.

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GoodVibesOnly_FL@reddit

gif

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NettieBiscetti@reddit

This is called “minimalism “ 😂

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YoureSpecial@reddit

It’s a little chunkier than I like.

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hotpearlsnatch@reddit

laughing my way to an aneurysm

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4eji0bek@reddit

That's a "bouillon cube and a random vegetable" recipe. You'll learn to appreciate it with age.

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weird_andgilly@reddit

Nooo

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khunpreutt@reddit

The potato wasn't even chopped gif

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Innsmouth9@reddit

This feels malicious lol

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ediks@reddit

Or even cooked, from the looks of it.

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burst_bagpipe@reddit

Lmao he's fucking with you

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bionicjoey@reddit

Potato ✅

Soup ✅

His math checks out

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GreenThunder18@reddit

Well it’s not called potatoES soup!!

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Iciee@reddit

I mean... it could be. Considering most people slur like-sounds together, do we really know?

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Motiv8-2-Gr8@reddit

He’s not “wrong”

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dragon_sack@reddit

He's doing his best, ok?

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Sanna-mani@reddit

literally

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DrMonkeyLove@reddit

On a scale of zero to Great Depression, how poor is he?

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leonidganzha@reddit

is he German by chance

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deleted-user@reddit

On the bright side, it's only 2 steps away from becoming a decent mashed potato and gravy

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cottenwess@reddit

Is he divorced and single still?

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ebolaRETURNS@reddit

i guess technically...

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Hot-Competition-777@reddit

“So watery. And yet there’s a smack of potato to it!”

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

Elegant presentation, clear broth. One Michelin star.

Potato not smoothly shaped. Michelin star removed.

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Marshmallowbutbetter@reddit

Idk if the broth is actually a broth and not someone’s piss, I would love to eat it!

Also there’s a caucasian dish called shourpa which is basically a nice rich broth with lamb and a big piece of potato

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Heiferoni@reddit

A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good.

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Awkwardpanda75@reddit

This is hilarious. Feels like malicious compliance. “You want potato soup? Here you go!”

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RahKC@reddit

As advertised

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kidsaredead@reddit

not even Ron Swanson is this manly.

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DrPants707@reddit

Mmm with a side of cuticle clippers!

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Electronic-Hope-1@reddit

Legend of a dad joke

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mothzilla@reddit

Simple. Rustic. Gordon Ramsey approves.

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rooftopburners@reddit

Nailed it!

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zarellaround@reddit

Well that is a case of wysiwyg

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stormoftara@reddit

Just the one potato, huh

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TedAndAnnetteFleming@reddit

Looks like someone showing off a giant kidney stone they just passed.

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smallfishbowl@reddit

Potato with soup

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Dense-Geologist-2230@reddit

Is the potato even cooked? 😭

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legittem@reddit

Poup

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SlayerSEclipse@reddit

Similar to rock soup but with a potato instead

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Qman_L@reddit

"So what do you think? Are you liking my very own potato soup recipe?"

"Its a very unique way to prepare a potato and its very refreshing to try eating the same ingredients in a whole new way! I think im still more comfortable having it chopped up, but the fact that you made me your very own version of potato soup means you are letting me into your life and I am so grateful for that!"

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