black beans, salmon, and ramen on a tortilla. wtf do i even call this

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R2-D2savestheday@reddit

If the ramen wasn't on there I would eat that. Maybe do ramen on the side?

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Top-Tomatillo-2887@reddit

I can’t even call it broke bc it’s salmon

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RubEastern497@reddit

I'd say you were out of food, but there's salmon there, so 'Mom Drank a Lot with Me' would be my suggestion.

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If you were in prison and made it with commissary items it would be called a “bowl”. I’ve seen my felon husband, felon father, and felon grandfather all make them my whole life. They even (for some God forsaken reason) kept trying to make me one with both pregnancies.

Anyway this looks worse than those. So I’m going to name it “prison plate”

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Dangerous-Courage412@reddit

“ spread “

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Dangerous-Courage412@reddit

this belongs in r/povertykitchen or something related to hardcore stoner munchies 💀

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Excellent_Society908@reddit

Hell🥰

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Zeilar@reddit

A war crime. People were killed for less.

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John_FukcingZoidberg@reddit

A culinary Abortion…

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Highsnberg91@reddit

Midlife-Crisis

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

I'm 27 😭🤣

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Fancy_Art_6383@reddit

You're ahead of the curve! 👍

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Bleezair@reddit

Now you know how much time you’ve got left 😉

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

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Bleezair@reddit

What’s really gonna trip you out is that 54 is part of your name…and I’d suggest staying away from any place that has hyenas 👀

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Fancy_Art_6383@reddit

How about diarrhea town?

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SicknessofChoice@reddit

🤢🤢🤢

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wishiwasnthere1@reddit

A mess

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

it looks like one 😭 honestly tastes pretty fire aside from the beans being so bland

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SokkieJr@reddit

Have you considered hot sauce?

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Content_Talk_6581@reddit

Right?! Some Tobasco sauce would make that fire…just saying.

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Like microwaved ranch?

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The_Shark_Dentist@reddit

I uh .... can't say I've done that before...

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Time to update the bucket list!

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barkbarkgoesthecat@reddit

Aw shoot man, I just lost my bucket list and hour ago.. oh darn it :(

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CoatedWinner@reddit

Put some hotsauce or salsa on it.

It's a fish taco. Idk what the Ramen adds id just take it off, add lettuce and hot sauce or salsa.

But the Ramen doesn't look horrible.

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

It’s the rice replacement in a burrito. I haven’t had ramen noodles in years and for some reason this makes me crave it.

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CoatedWinner@reddit

Ah yeah

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AgePrestigiouss@reddit

Here In Brazil we'd call it gororoba

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Grovers_HxC@reddit

I heard about a prison burrito this dude was making with ramen and he called it “The Spread”

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nocleverusername-@reddit

A tasty mess.

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the_sicken@reddit

Depression.

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dsizzle1114@reddit

Cat food

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FalseAdhesiveness946@reddit

A crime.

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Evil_Willy@reddit

A good fuckin time.

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shitchea420@reddit

diarrhea

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AngelLK16@reddit

It's Caucasian-Mexican-Japanese fusion food.

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PatientTechnician765@reddit

Starving

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LordButterbeard@reddit

My brother and I call undefined textures a slop.

Looks like a good slop wrap, needs more sloppy, sour cream, and hot sauce.

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Gastrocat@reddit

The prison pocket

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DerSpind@reddit

Uff 💀

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AggravatingScratch59@reddit

"Because I got high"

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Palanki96@reddit

Drop the tortilla and you have a normal meal

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Huge_Island_3783@reddit

“Future diarrhea”

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littlemissdizaster80@reddit

A crime!

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

Lock me up lol

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littlemissdizaster80@reddit

Food is like art. Subjective 🤣🤣

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sally919@reddit

I would call it so many wrongs on one plate.

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abbieeats@reddit

I could have gone my whole life not seeing that. No pal this isn’t it at all. Messy

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doggysmomma420@reddit

Just smash the beans in oil or bacon grease and make some refried beans.

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kawiz03@reddit

What in the White People Taco Night is this abomination

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jtowndtk@reddit

Fusion burrito

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Dork31@reddit

I often wonder what age you have to reach before you decide Ramen is not a good idea.

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HuntReal2328@reddit

The recipe says unflavored beans.

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jykin@reddit

Straight to hell

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Illustrious_Way_5732@reddit

Why Ramen? Rice would've made this so much better

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Front-Exchange-4930@reddit

Barf

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Lukezoftherapture777@reddit

Just needs cheese and maybe some hot sauce

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Massive-Entry-7916@reddit

The 4 horseman of being broke

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Joseph419270577@reddit

Sadness would be the name I’d call it

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No_Click_2139@reddit

I've been doing ramen burritos since high school you don't need all that lol just ramen cheese and sometimes tajin

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yo_momma88@reddit

Asian buritto

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Gravehart84@reddit

“A mistake. “

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Salt_Yak4121@reddit

Prisoners last meal

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Middle_Fudge@reddit

I'd eat it tbh

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Vivid-Intention-8161@reddit

evil

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Naive-Challenge6847@reddit

Oh my

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Open-Purpose-9325@reddit

Shit

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Crunch_Berry_Supreme@reddit

A mess

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wopsauce@reddit

diluted dreams

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Grigori_the_Lemur@reddit

Cat food.

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youngwikid@reddit

Desert Storm

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boyalien0@reddit

“Depression”

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Frequent_Total_5597@reddit

Dinner

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grumpy-greenguy@reddit

Hot garbage 😁

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Dry-Alternative-5626@reddit

Desperation

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yourbrokehomegirl@reddit

Oh no ew

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Hi_Volt@reddit

OP, explain yourself

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

I plead the 5th (the 5th anti-gas chewable, that is)

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8bitrevolt@reddit

Add a banana and you've got yourself a Swedish burrito

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

🤢

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Dry_Software_1824@reddit

Blasphemy. The French say ; fish with cheese NEVER

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

There is no cheese here

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The_Poster_Nutbag@reddit

A fart bomb

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

can confirm several hours later

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psylli_rabbit@reddit

My son would eat that and ask for another. That kid’s gonna eat the whole world one day.

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

there were two of them :)

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SuspectKnown9655@reddit

How was it

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

pretty good actually. not enough to make again tho

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rexifelis@reddit

I’d like to try it! Maybe taco sauce or hot sauce would liven it up nicely!

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DangerDragonXCV@reddit

Illegal

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FatManLittleKitchen@reddit

Delicious!!

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Chipbeef@reddit

Stoner food

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HelloDannie@reddit

A beautiful mess 😋🫘🌮

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Excellent_Lock_7249@reddit

FISH TACO I LOVE YOU

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The_Shark_Dentist@reddit

A disaster.

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HahaNoir2@reddit

Ill-advised.

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Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit

It already has a name!!

"A travesty!!"

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

if someone described this to me it wouldn't sound very appealing, but the taste is pretty nice! the beans are lacking but that's on me

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Hot-Inevitable-7340@reddit

Use cumin!!

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free_-_spirit@reddit

Was it good…?

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Simple-Man-7358@reddit

I would have just mixed everything together and put it on the tortilla instead of doing it separately but would still eat this.

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sadcabbagehours@reddit

damn bro how many countries are you trying to offend with just one dish (jk)

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1staccountwashacked@reddit

Poverty

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Ill_Midnight1353@reddit

Indigestion.

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Thinkerandvaper@reddit

A stomachache?

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UneduationalWeapon@reddit

A hate crime.

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Lank-Man@reddit

You Are HIGH!

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-0-O-O-O-0-@reddit

The Brazilian

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Aggleclack@reddit

Regretti spaghetti

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Far-Hospital2925@reddit

If you serve that to me the only thing I’m calling is pizza delivery

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Ok-Candy6190@reddit

Carby Hot Mess gif

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Alarmed-Ad187@reddit

The “BDT” Bad Decisions Taco.

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deliriousfoodie@reddit

Definitely looks like something invented from prison

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No-Appearance-4338@reddit

It a pseudo-prison burrito

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

Surprisingly I have never been 🤣 it definitely gives prison recipe

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mikek505@reddit

My bunkey made something like that every night, sans salmon! It looked wretch, but I was curious

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powerviolent@reddit

“i get paid next week”

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JFK2MD@reddit

This is the meal of a psychopath.

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R_A_H@reddit

A large No Thank You

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LillianBubic@reddit

Show this to marathon runners so they can carbo load before a race

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External_Two2928@reddit

Why add the ramen noodles? I feel like you should’ve done ramen with salmon and then made a bean and cheese burrito loll

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SickCursedCat@reddit

Depression

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AtomUnlimited@reddit

Fucking delicious is what you call it

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AmazingGrace_00@reddit

Call it a day and dump it. Well done, my friend.

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jupiterknowsbest@reddit

Deer poop salmon noodle wrap or as my first instinct told me fucked

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OwenTheMaker2011@reddit

A war crime, to put it lightly

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Pitiful_Bunch_2290@reddit

Sadness

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thunderbag@reddit

“Giving up”..

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Sociallyawktrash78@reddit

Depression

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yoseensean@reddit

Disgusting

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ShredderTTN86@reddit

Pantry Surprise

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ispotdouchebags@reddit

College

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FearKeyserSoze@reddit

Struggle

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sluthulhu@reddit

You know you can eat things separately

They don’t all have to go in the same tortilla

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bastard84@reddit

Seriously, i hate you

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HippiexPunkx@reddit

Now, that's what I like to see in this subreddit!

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Cornfugga@reddit

Leftover tacos

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FinnBalur1@reddit

Delicious food? I’d eat it

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Famous_Example_9636@reddit

Lunch, just kidding. Not such what the heck to call it!

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GaviFromThePod@reddit

This is the skyline chili of burritos

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Commercial_Award_411@reddit

I'd call it an instant shityoself wrap

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Oppaiandveggies@reddit

I got roasted for the same thing 😂

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Electronic-Peanut-91@reddit

An abomination

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Past-Charity9402@reddit

Poverty

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Significant_Carrot81@reddit

Seems like a variation on spaghetti tacos from icarly

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crystalsage777@reddit

gif

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Ranzoid@reddit

Carbs an protien.

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Ambitious_Strain5247@reddit

Thought this was chipotle

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GhettoSauce@reddit

CrapWrap

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

this one is great lol

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Monkey-Gland-Sauce@reddit

Crap Wrap Supreme

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Abeville5805@reddit

That one has sour cream

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Or Monkey Gland Sauce.

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KudosOfTheFroond@reddit

That’s goo

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Repulsive_Somewhere8@reddit

Are you in prison? This is something I’d make before a riot

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_FridayXIII_@reddit

Disgusting. 🤢

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notyourblue@reddit

Salmon-illa special… 😛🫶🏻

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UseDue6373@reddit

Tortilla and beans, hell yeah. Add salmon to that.. eh, I’ll still eat it. Ramen? Nah, edible but the textures would not work. Why not just have a bean taco with a side salmon and side ramen?

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

the beans and salmon were great together, but the ramen not so much. I put too much

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TutorNo8896@reddit

Ramen research. Now try mac n cheese

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frekled_gutz@reddit

Trash, respectfully.

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homelaberator@reddit

An excellent post for r/pasta

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NotCCross@reddit

Now where is that button that you can report someone to reddit for being in a mental health crisis.....

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ScatteredSignal@reddit

High(AF)Tide burrito.

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

surprisingly I'm not high yet 🤣

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shirty-mole-lazyeye@reddit

Then you should be locked down like a werewolf lol. Because if you’re doing this now then that shit is gonna be crazy! 🤣🤣🤣

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cantstandyourface12@reddit

DELISH!!

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Sling-Chot1984@reddit

The shits. The flying shits at that.

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luv2hotdog@reddit

There’s probably enough salt in the noodles to make up for there being none in the beans 😅

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robmobtrobbob@reddit

Depression

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mechanized-robot@reddit

Delicious ass food

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AMDeez_nutz@reddit

Garbage.

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Pernicious_Possum@reddit

Taco of sadness

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looman9635@reddit

Fusion

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TFG4@reddit

I too burrito everything that I can make into a burrito

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welding_guy_from_LI@reddit

The pacific coast burrito

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atuan@reddit

Baja Fast

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takeme2tendieztown@reddit

Fast is also to describe the speed at which it'll come out of your ass

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

lol that's fitting

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NoMorePunch@reddit

Swimming into the Toilet 🚽

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FluidsCKY@reddit

The fish n’ shitz burrito

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Hallelujah33@reddit

Trash

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KittiesRule1968@reddit

WTAF?

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CD274@reddit

A Tokyo taco

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CashgrassorNopass@reddit

Prison food by dpeezy

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trees-for-breakfast@reddit

What da fak spaghetti con tortilla foken dombaaasss

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Abeville5805@reddit

That actually looks okay. I love ramen on butter bread. This just made it extra.

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spderweb@reddit

A Buuuuughhhhhhrito.

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Eastern_Public_5613@reddit

A hot mess!

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FixMean5988@reddit

On the struggle meal.

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bigmacjr52@reddit

Stoner food

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DankStew@reddit

An ageusia wrap

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shellsterxxx@reddit

Indigestion

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Duke_of_New_York@reddit

A MISTAKE

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ungiustomezzo@reddit

A cry for help?

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frivolousfry@reddit

I've tried ramen in wraps/sandwiches and I find it's better to just have it on the side.

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HyenaNearby5408@reddit (OP)

honestly I agree. this was good but the ramen adds too much volume IMO? or if I try this again I'll add way less ramen and add veggies and some crunchies instead

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