Anon likes soap.
Posted by Meat-Stick-Murderer@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Posted by Meat-Stick-Murderer@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Treshimek@reddit
Fake: has friends to hangout with.
Gay: has a motorcycle.
Dd_8630@reddit
What's gay about motorbikes? Outrageous.
Squirrel_Bacon_69@reddit
Found the motorbike rider
Dysto_@reddit
Literally riding ~~something made by~~ men
Bostolm@reddit
Id quote the south park episode, but reddit automod would just ban me
Cyber_squirrel_1@reddit
Wait? I have a motorcycle!
stillmahboi@reddit
I see these are the topics tier creative comments you've been writing to get that top 1 percent commenter flair.
Treshimek@reddit
https://i.redd.it/fsclmidjqw3f1.gif
stillmahboi@reddit
That's the first time I've seen Jon bernthal doing something that wasn't
"Lemme tell you something"
Or
"Is that what you want? Is that what you want"
Or
jericho-dingle@reddit
Fake: Acting like you're making it any better
Gay: You
stillmahboi@reddit
I didn't act like I'm making anything better
MrThiccman-XL@reddit
I feel like if I take one wrong turn in my life this will be me so: probable and bi
Casuallylurksreddit@reddit
What episode did he jack off to tho
cooladamantium@reddit
I don't even have to read it to say it's some gay shit
stillmahboi@reddit
So then why did you feel the need to add your worthless comment.
cooladamantium@reddit
Because I can? Idk felt like typing something so I typed.
stillmahboi@reddit
Didn't even read your comment to say it's some gay shit.
cooladamantium@reddit
Peak
jackedcatman@reddit
It turns out to be clean.
Joshgg13@reddit
It's more just irredeemable loser shit
cooladamantium@reddit
Splendid
throwawayeastbay@reddit
This entire post was an add for milk soap
I want some
phoenix277lol@reddit
AngryGublin@reddit
"Clean freak" who is afraid to wash cum off of himself but not to put it in his mouth
bendbars_liftgates@reddit
No because if you have even a little bit of cum on you it doesn't wash off it just spreads all over your body in thinner and thinner layers. The only way to get cum off your body once its on is to eat it. That's why people use socks and coconuts.
mehrotr@reddit
That's funny as shit. Gotta be sure Anon.
Ubermensch_introvert@reddit
clean freak and don't shy away from tasting his cum?
stillmahboi@reddit
Good greentext in a long while. Good find op
dominizerduck@reddit
TraumaPerformer@reddit
Why you not here Anon?
“I thought my soap was cum so I tasted it”