Anon has a weird childhood memory

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bigblackcorn1@reddit

what the fuck did I fucking just fucking read

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Zippo574@reddit

I pretty sure I had testicular torsion a month ago after I untwisted my teste like 2 time I felt great. The shooting pain disappeared and I’ve been shooting normally ever since

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NuWuX@reddit

I like to give it a 3/4 twist and shoot a buckshot of scabs from time to time.

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JuanHernandes89@reddit

Felt like I had it yesterday

It was at night so I didn't bother to call the hospital, so I just laid awake in bed

It was just some infection

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TheLoneGoon@reddit

Me too, looks like some coomer larping as what he thinks a woman does.

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machotoxico@reddit

/r/gorforbidsgirlshavefun in a nutshell

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V-o-i-d-v@reddit

You know this is where larp reaches it's boundaries I think, because it stands for "live action roleplay" and anon would never get any "action", or a "life" for that matter

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KaChoo49@reddit

For real. OP wrote this with one hand on the keyboard and one down his pants

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Japan-is-a-good-band@reddit

Based on the image, they at least identify as one.

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bunker_man@reddit

No, this is death note stuff. The image is there to convince you they are one.

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Big-Al97@reddit

It could still be gay. Op doesn’t specify that they’re a man but it would be pretty stupid to get fucked up the ass by a dog without lube

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bunker_man@reddit

Unlike this story that is clearly made up, I read one a long time ago that some guy says when he was young he got horny and tried to get his friends dog to fuck him.

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HAHA thank you dude- I used to casually make a similar remake on other posts where the headline was similar “woman arrested after fucking her dog” or something similar. I’d always say “it’s always white women, curious!” Then the waves of downvotes and reports, can’t take a joke.

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soiboi64@reddit

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Lazarous86@reddit

I want a bite too.

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1_eat_anal@reddit

Group hug!

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DankElderberries420@reddit

Maybe the next RNG will be better bros

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Bolsa_Con_Piernas@reddit

Is that AI?

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Cleveworth@reddit

"I regret nothing"

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Mr_Pink_Gold@reddit

Pass the spicy pineapple around brother.

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GizmoMechanism@reddit

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Jumpy-Dentist6682@reddit

Wonder why they wanted to share this

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nothingtoseehere196@reddit

Oh no nusoicacas what is this?

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turumbarr@reddit

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DMofTheTomb@reddit

Okay that's enough internet for today

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dirschau@reddit

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TheShipBeamer@reddit

He wants the animal inside him so how do we punish him now

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peppermintmeow@reddit

Mr. Hands

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Rockman2isgud@reddit

Family of tapeworms

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RaiderCat_12@reddit

My hungry ass could never get a tapeworm

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TheShipBeamer@reddit

I see the vision

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ShefBoiRDe@reddit

Heat the bull until it glows and put it inside anon.

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Absulus@reddit

Bucket, rats, blow torch.

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dirschau@reddit

Shove the brazen bull inside him and light it on fire?

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dotheeroar@reddit

You know a greentext is unhinged if it only has one >

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dotheeroar@reddit

You know the green text is unhinged if it only has one >

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BhataktiAtma@reddit

I'm

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Reddit_is_Scummy@reddit

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Reddit_is_Scummy@reddit

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MrSourYT@reddit

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Substantial_Part_463@reddit

Southpark did this, it called Red Rocket. He later became the quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals.

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Miss_Behave_X@reddit

Yea that’s it I’m unsubscribing to this sub

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Ilovethrowawaysngl@reddit

https://i.redd.it/50bqjlmh0z3f1.gif

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MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit

Bruh

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the_shortbus_@reddit

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

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BigHatPat@reddit

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Heresy_is_fun@reddit

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RinTheTV@reddit

Blood Ravens about to steal this 40K meme faster than they "steal" "holy relics."

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the_shortbus_@reddit

Yep that’s mine now.

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NotNonbisco@reddit

Never post again

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unkountoyou@reddit (OP)

I’m sorry but if I had to read this then so do you

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YodasGhost76@reddit

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OreoSwordsman@reddit

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ChangingMonkfish@reddit

This kind of reminds me of that UKIP councillor in Scotland that tried to explain her stance on gay rights by admitting that she wanted to fuck a gorilla.

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