The new burger king how to train your dragon meal.
Posted by kmaster54321@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 63 comments

Posted by kmaster54321@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 63 comments
Juicyjewsss@reddit
“Bold, juicy, flame glilled.” Yeah no looks like a giant pig skin.
reddit_corndog@reddit
How to Train Your Colon
pastorbrew@reddit
That looks nothing like the burger from the commercial.
WorkingPumpkin3231@reddit
greenbastard1591@reddit
zucchinibasement@reddit
Richard Gere colonoscopy footage?
cellsAnimus@reddit
pastorbrew@reddit
What about the Burger King Stacker? That was a proper burger back in the original 2,000's
Safe_Glass_368@reddit
Is this meal in Canada?
filthy_casual_42@reddit
Does it come with bites already taken out of it?
-_ellipsis_-@reddit
No, it's just shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
pottedplantsarebad@reddit
yeahhhh… shaped like there’s a bite taken out of it
-_ellipsis_-@reddit
Yeah, shaped like there's a bite taken out of it
filthy_casual_42@reddit
Next level marketing, what could make you want to eat it more than making it look like you already ate it?
AdVegetable7181@reddit
There couldn't already be bites with toothmarks left in the burger. Because everybody knows dragons are Toothless. lol
kmaster54321@reddit (OP)
Yes. /S
adieuaudie@reddit
Their limited time creations suck these days. Bring back the Angry Whopper! 😤
Sinderria@reddit
Agreed!! That and the ghost pepper and wednesday ( loved the colour) whopper.
allphilla@reddit
I’d settle for the tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch. I loved that thing.
vyrus2021@reddit
I just love the song
gmanasaurus@reddit
Can't tell you the last time I went to Burger King
zucchinibasement@reddit
BK is back
hallucinogenics8@reddit
I do, it was June 2008. I remember because I got gas at the building next to it on a trip to six flags and the pump went so slow it took a half hour to fill. I got sick and threw up on the drive there. That's when I said I'll never eat fucking Burger King again. And I kept my word.
Burger King: You're going to have Diarrhea
gmanasaurus@reddit
Mine was actually Feb 2019, I'm about 99% sure of it and I did not get food poisoning, but I did total my car. I hadn't eaten all day, it was 4 pm, I had some BK in the car and was going on another errand in a city so I couldn't just park in a random lot, had to find a spot and parallel park. Anyways, I was waiting at a stop sign which felt like forever, to turn left. Traffic was coming from the right nonstop to the point where, when it stopped, I didn't even look left on pulling out and hit this guy and destroyed his rear axle. Everyone was ok as I was going slow and he just spun around once.
I wouldn't say that totaling my car caused me to stop going there, more like they are a lot like every other fast food place and I feel like they screw up your food more than anywhere else.
rebug@reddit
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
gg2351@reddit
Mine looks amazing
WaterPollo@reddit
What's with Burger King and dying their fucking buns? Black, Red, Orange, what's next indigo?
RetroSwamp@reddit
I remember eating the black bun burger and it turned my poop green.
LiquidSnape@reddit
black jellybeans do the same thing
imnotpoopingyouare@reddit
Red wine and also the Welches very berry gummy’s do that to me too. Too bad because I really enjoy both lol
CTID16@reddit
That brings me back to when there was a hulk tie in for chocolate syrup that was dyed green
animalblundettios@reddit
Shrek approved bathroom time
kmaster54321@reddit (OP)
LOTRfreak101@reddit
Sorry, I believe wendys had the spongebob collab.
kmaster54321@reddit (OP)
They did. Lol
fakdpodcast@reddit
They use all natural dye though
Lexiiboo97@reddit
Omg pretty patties!!
Lexiiboo97@reddit
Omg pretty patties!!
Acewasalwaysanoption@reddit
Hello, I'm Indigo Montoya.
You grilled my father. Prepare to dine.
savemecc@reddit
This looks like to be the only thing making it different from a whopper with bacon added. Other than price of course. Unless im missing something in the description
BigCommieMachine@reddit
Government: "Ok, We are going to crack down on the use of artificial dyes in foods"
Nearly Everyone: "This is one of the only good things to come out of this administration"
BK: "We got a new promo deal. How should we market it? Colored Bun?
Government: "You guys literally can't think of anything else?"
BK: "Nope"
kmaster54321@reddit (OP)
😂
NickiNooey@reddit
I thought I was looking at a partially devoured legless crab 🤢
Amazing-Fish4587@reddit
This sentence is bleak af
thmegmar@reddit
Do you know what bleak means? I'm interested af.
Amazing-Fish4587@reddit
I didn’t say I wouldn’t grab one on the way home from work.
But if you told kid me about fast food companies and their weird relationships with shows/movies, I’d be a little bummed out. Spider-verse burger? I’ll bite. I’m good if the bun isn’t red, though.
Lexiiboo97@reddit
animalblundettios@reddit
Needs spider webs on it
Dry_Software_1824@reddit
BK has been bad for a long time now. I never see anyone there, was this any good ? For some reason, fast food leaders think adding spicy stuff to their food makes it something special . I donno man
AlfredPennypacker@reddit
I read this as “…how to drain your dragon…”
No_Mammoth_4945@reddit
I’d smash that
strolpol@reddit
You’d think they’d make a new sauce at least but no it’s just a bacon whopper with a silly bun
Cypresss09@reddit
I don't get it? This just looks like a regular fast food burger
kmaster54321@reddit (OP)
It's red and orange
Nachtvogle@reddit
how to shit like a dragon meal
Mr_stabby_uk@reddit
Looks like an accrington nori
Iemongrasseyelids@reddit
The original trilogy was fine as is. Enough live-action remakes!
Eric848448@reddit
I train my dragon every day. Sometimes twice!
Krispy-chikxen@reddit
I can kinda see the dragon
notLilCrumbcake@reddit
Is the bun wet on purpose?
kmaster54321@reddit (OP)
It's not wet.. it's orange and red to resemble fire.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42@reddit
headphones_J@reddit
Looks more like cloudy with a chance of meatballs.