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Can we ban yo mama jokes from this sub?

Posted by AmandaMarsh@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 30 comments

They're stupid, old, and have been done a thousand times. Just like yo mama.

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OutrageForSale@reddit

I was going to be disappointed if this wasn’t a set up for a yo mama joke
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siandresi@reddit

Yo mama so old she learned about yo moma jokes on mtv
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NotRadTrad05@reddit

Yo mama so fat when she gets in the pool she displaces more water than the average person.
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allysung83@reddit

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. A classic.
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Xennials-ModTeam@reddit

This content has been removed as it is a frequently posted topic.
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New_Stage_3807@reddit

It’s Reddit I’m sure you can ban people from saying whatever y’all want
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handsomeape95@reddit

Sounds like something your mom would say.
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DonShulaDoingTheHula@reddit

Yo mamma so old her social security number is seven.
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dudebronahbrah@reddit

Yo mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-aid, just for the kiddies
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fleebleganger@reddit

My mom just died this morning. Way to go jerk
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Church42@reddit

Yo mama so fat, she put the Kool-Aid Man out of work
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NickelCitySaint@reddit

Yo Mama's so fat her belt size is equator
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Beaverhuntr@reddit

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad
View on Reddit #57581301

GloomyGal13@reddit

Your mama's so fat, when she wears BVD's they spell out **B**OULE**V**AR**D**
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DailyShowerCry@reddit

Yo mama so old, she has to use potassium - argon dating to find out how hold she is. Feel free to use this one 😉
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BugEquivalents@reddit

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CrushyOfTheSeas@reddit

Yo mama’s so controlling she made you try to ban yo mamma joke here.
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Holmes221bBSt@reddit

Yo mama so country she saw an elevator and though it was a mobile home
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j65816@reddit

Yo mama so ugly Stevie Wonder had to look away.
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CreativeFedora@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/8lzrjt1xwq3f1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3dd8b22cb6852ab0b629a2dc8d3c42ccf31b15 These books were the gold standard in middle school during the mid-90s. They were passed from friend to friend like it was some sort of contraband.
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No-Chapter1389@reddit

Your mama is so fat she has other fat mamas orbiting around her.
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Yeeslander@reddit

Yo mama's so bald, when she wears a turtleneck sweater she looks like a busted rubber.
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zoitberg@reddit

HIYOOOO!
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tultommy@reddit

The only joke involving yo mama... made this post.
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MercenaryArtistDude@reddit

Yo momma so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said CONCENTRATE.
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puma_pantss@reddit

Yo mama's so fat she's at heightened risk of diabetes and cardiovascular disease.
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SquatchoCamacho@reddit

Well played lmao
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taleofbenji@reddit

While I am not a conspiracy theorist, yo mama's so ugly that they faked COVID just so she would put on a mask.
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ANotSoFreshFeeling@reddit

Yo mama’s so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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CaptinEmergency@reddit

WTF? OMG! LOLOL!!
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