Anon needs to find God

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TenHoumo@reddit

the pose is from AoT iirc; the character is from Limbus Company

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This-is-REDACTED@reddit

She does kill herself when you have 7 bullets. Well if the Ego is used.

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TenHoumo@reddit

if you go over 7 with just the ID you experience ego death

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lolsmcballs@reddit

Still pisses me off that this pussy mf stays alive till the end

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Guest65726@reddit

I’m glad we are all coming to the conclusion that someone like this should die

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meerkat_on_watch@reddit

The problem with 4chan is that there's a small possibility that aforementioned incident is true no matter how ridiculous it is

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Valuable_Ant332@reddit

fake: anon never had a conversation with a woman

gay: imagined this scene in his head before typing this out

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Bossikar@reddit

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: anon gets hard to the thought of someone‘s dad raping him

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Autistic_boi_666@reddit

Audibly snorted. It had me until "hot and steamy and boner inducing." 😂 They definitely knew what they were doing with that image.

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GeneralGerbilovsky@reddit

No fake/gay analysis? I’ll go:

Fake: anon has a GF

Gay: anon is hard for GF’s dad

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Wings4514@reddit

Better than what I assumed. I thought it was his mom or sister.

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BadHairDayToday@reddit

Over half of the posts here is just creative writing. I don't believe for a second this happened

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DomSchraa@reddit

I was sympathetic until the last 2 sentences

Good god

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Champomi@reddit

Yeah like accidentally getting a boner is one thing but thinking it was hot and she should get over it is another..

It might be bait though

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Last line is pretty fucked up but I'd let him explain that 2nd to last one. Like, we don't know how she told the story. Maybe she was using lots of positive adjectives to describe her own pussy or something, and it made anon disassociate from the dad rape part.

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pureteckle@reddit

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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TheChief275@reddit

terrible bait

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OP1160@reddit

gif

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lightmare69@reddit

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lightmare69@reddit

https://i.redd.it/sjplbfinnu3f1.gif

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DJSmasher@reddit

"Dude you can't say brutally that's a curveball"

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1000dumplings@reddit

LMAO

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GrImPiL_Sama@reddit

"By an autistic man"

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bootyzipperooni@reddit

I thought he specifically had downs syndrome or something

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Nintendoge21@reddit

correctamundo

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OnwardSoldierx@reddit

"You couldn't avoid him?!"

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prussian_princess@reddit

gets diamond erect

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Level37Doggo@reddit

She just needs a good shock to get back to normal. Just kick in her bedroom door at 2am and yell “DADDY’S HOME!!!!!!!”. That’ll do it.

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Rockman2isgud@reddit

Fake: OP talks to a girl

Gay: OP gets hard hearing about a man “”dominating”” a woman

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ShadowNick@reddit

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Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit

Tell her that you’ll probably never ask her to call you daddy during sex… unless she wants to.

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twofacetoo@reddit

Don't worry anon I've got the perfect solution to your problem. It's at the bottom of the barrel of this shotgun, if you get real close you might just be able to see it, come take a look.

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soiboi64@reddit

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BrideofClippy@reddit

We've finally perfected the selfie stick.

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dirschau@reddit

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GeekManidiot@reddit

Can't analyze this shit OP is just a fucking dumbass

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InvalidUserNameXXX88@reddit

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Naive_Drive@reddit

Is his girlfriend my mom?

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TadBones@reddit

So it wasn't THAT bad until the end of the first sentence, then he said the story was hot, see lads that's why you go to therapy!

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DeadLight3141@reddit

She should just get over it

With Bennett Foddy, I presume?

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Yxvv@reddit

"She should just get over it" I’m fucking dead

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SettingThat6018@reddit

least obvious bait

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SteveFrench12@reddit

Deader than OPs sense of empathy

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Markyloko@reddit

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genocideclover@reddit

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Florek1509@reddit

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SuperHeavyHydrogen@reddit

God needs to find anon

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everybameistaken@reddit

OP is definitely gay. He got hard of the thought of another man with his girlfriend

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Daevito@reddit

"She should just get over it."

Yeah OOP, what was her FUCKING problem?🤔

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901_vols@reddit

I hate greentext. Obviously /r/4chan would have a more level field here.

That said, while it wasn't by my dad, I've been raped by both sexes, is about as traumatic as getting robbed, people do milk it.

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Magistricide@reddit

White men and their fetish for imagining their partner getting fucked by other men is something I'll never understand.

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baastard37@reddit

faje: anon has gf

gay: anon gets hard thinking about gf's dad dick

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fullmetalfisting@reddit

I take solace in the fact this shit never happened, but still wtf dude.

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somemeatball@reddit

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wowSoFresh@reddit

I think she would get some closure if anon re-enacts the whole situation

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crazy_dev_studios@reddit

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awkward__pickle@reddit

Of all the dumb things on the internet why did this get me so good

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DoJ-Mole@reddit

I actually worry something like this will happen to me some day

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JustMaulNotDarthMaul@reddit

Fake: Anon has a girlfriend

Gay: Anon gets hard when he hears a story about having sex with a man.

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autistic_girl_autumn@reddit

my advice to every sexual assault survivor would be to never share explicit details about your trauma to anyone, the world is full of disgusting coomers like op

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ProjectOSM@reddit

fake and gay

fake: i can't imagine anyone going into such explicit detail about how they got assaulted that someone else gets hard off of it

gay: anon wants to be next

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Panja_@reddit

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rolling_atackk@reddit

Something something fake and gay

Fake anon has a girlfriend. Gay Anon thinks of a throbbing boner for the dad

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aaaaaaaaaaa999999999@reddit

Just get a boyfriend instead anon

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Starbonius@reddit

Bait used to be believable

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Level34MafiaBoss@reddit

Anon should be stoned and crucified like Saint Peter.

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Level34MafiaBoss@reddit

It's the second time reddit removes one of my comments regarding a fitting punishment for the worst of anons. What do they mean by this?

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seth1299@reddit

Reddit has also removed my reference to VideoGameDunkey’s “I’m done with league of legends” video on the League of Legends subreddit lol.

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The_salty_swab@reddit

I got banned from r/publicfreakout for racism when, if anything, I was being islamophobic. Literally 1984

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Heresy_is_fun@reddit

Reddit deletes all my pdf posts but ignores my racist ones. Reddit is indeed my racism app.

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PheasantPlucker1@reddit

Should test the waters first, they are into wierd shit and i wouldn't want to reward them

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teutonic_terror@reddit

Fake: Anon has a girlfriend

Gay: Anon gets hard thinking about a man

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DickviperAU@reddit

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J0hnBoB0n@reddit

I think it was the unwritten part where he whipped it oit and showed her that was the main problem

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Strange-Wolverine128@reddit

Or the part where he thinks she should just get over it

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hattingly-yours@reddit

Or the written part where he says she should just get over it

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Wings4514@reddit

Assuming she left him, back to gooning for Anon.

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Dog_in_human_costume@reddit

OP is wasting our precious resources and should be sent to the sun.

Stop wasting our resources, OP.

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Lithanarianaren_1533@reddit

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SpooderJockey@reddit

Anon should go to a gay bar and see what it was like

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PUNCH_KNIGHT@reddit

Oops. Rape incest kink discovered.

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CaterpillarFun6896@reddit

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Prize-Trouble-7705@reddit

Anon needs to find rope.

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RaiderCat_12@reddit

I laughed like a maniac at this and now I feel awful

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HansKitovic@reddit

Don't need to, its fake anyway (and gay)

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fart-tag@reddit

The solution is simple, anon: let her dad rape you, too.

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brain_damaged666@reddit

well it's your job as a boyfriend to always validate her and maintain a fantasy of pure, unconditional love, and make sure the last thing she thinks about is that fact that she is having sex with you in exchange for that. Do i have to explian why a rape fantasy makes that worse, especially right at the moment she wants comfort and validation the most

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DowntownSasquatch420@reddit

Is her dad hot at least?