Anon competes with (even bigger) fatties

Bruh, these people got married before they became 600 pounds and the wives usually have no self-respect, and that is why they remain married to Jabba the Hutt.

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CyanCyborg-@reddit

Anon doesn't know about the feeder fetish/psychological disorder dynamic duo.

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Sex_drugs_tacos@reddit

Anon needs to do 5 sets of 10 personality hypertrophy

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MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit

Everyday 4chinners come closer and closer to the answer but they JUST miss it.

They get so close that its sad

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ExperienceLow6810@reddit

Damn how they gonna do my man Yagrum Bagarn like that

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Bigbootycoomer@reddit

He leaves out the tiny detail that all of those spouses are obese, ugly and washed up too. Just nowhere near the level of the 600lbs blobs the show is about.

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

I remember one had a hot wife, I think his name was Steven Assanti?

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Joshgg13@reddit

Somewhat stretching the definition of hot imo

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

Compared to the others, yeah

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Anon, there are more women than men. You're not in competition for a woman. You're in competition for the most desirable women. But otherwise the inability to attract a partner is solely on you (and probably your parents).

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CircleWithSprinkles@reddit

I remember when I first saw a picture of yagram bagarn. I thought I had accidentally opened my camera.

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Bignutdavis@reddit

Also cuz they started out normal but got unhealthy very fast

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

Judging by their personalities, they were pieces of shit before they were Huttmaxxing

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Yellowdog727@reddit

Anon needs to move to a small town and drastically lower his standards

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TraumaPerformer@reddit

There was a lady at my old workplace, by far the fattest creature ever to waddle the earth. So fat, she would pass out every 15 minutes and then snore herself awake. So fat, her chair was special ordered, and disposed of when she left. So fat, that in the 12m corridor she’d require a minimum of 4 rest breaks.

She had a fwb.

But no, Anon, I’m sure it’s just your physique turning off every woman like a power cut. Even though far less healthy than you have no issue dating.

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

I dunno, the folks in “My 600 Pound Life”, from what I’ve seen, has had some pretty nasty folks

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mehrotr@reddit

Bucket of tendies should help Anon.

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

I think Chik-fil-a has grilled tendies

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WashYourEyesTwice@reddit

Chad Tyrone

I think anon has an even bigger problem than his weight

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FailureToReason@reddit

Methinks they don't have spouses so much as they have 'mutual enablers'

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CompactAvocado@reddit

they don't start out 600 pounds. typically the fatty has some deep mental issue but their spouse/enabler has one too. so you get horrible co -dependency issues and problems galore.

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DiarrheaMentor@reddit

be me, fat as hell, tendies my lifeblood.

decide to hit gym.

bring six tendies in a Ziploc for post-workout snack.

trainer says that's not how bulking works.

see cute girl.

try to wink.

accidentally blink both eyes and trip over medicine ball.

she laughs.

I sweat ranch dressing.

lose 20lbs in a month.

still look like a sentient beanbag.

ask her out.

she says she’s into guys with "discipline."

I once ate 50 tendies in one sitting.

is that not discipline?

go home.

tendies still love me.

This version is perfect for posting on Reddit and will maintain formatting correctly. Let me know if you want a follow-up where he becomes a shredded tendie warlord.

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Too-many-Bees@reddit

So many people on that get engaged during the show

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LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)

That fascinates me as well, I couldn’t imagine the frustration

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DiarrheaMentor@reddit

Be me fat as hell tendies my lifeblood

decide to hit gym bring six tendies in a Ziploc for post-workout snack trainer says that's not how bulking works

see cute girl try to wink accidentally blink both eyes and trip over medicine ball

she laughs I sweat ranch dressing

lose 20lbs in a month still look like a sentient beanbag

ask her out she says she’s into guys with "discipline" I once ate 50 tendies in one sitting is that not discipline?

go home tendies still love me

Let me know if you want a gym Chad version next.

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DiarrheaMentor@reddit

be me
fat as hell
tendies my lifeblood

decide to hit gym
bring six tendies in a Ziploc for post-workout snack
trainer says that's not how bulking works

see cute girl
try to wink
accidentally blink both eyes and trip over medicine ball

she laughs
I sweat ranch dressing

lose 20lbs in a month
still look like a sentient beanbag

ask her out
she says she’s into guys with "discipline"
I once ate 50 tendies in one sitting
is that not discipline?

go home
tendies still love me

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Boollish@reddit

But a common theme of 600 pound life is that the weight gain is largely a psychological disorder, perpetrated by the subject, but to a much larger extent, the people around him/her.

Overweight anon could get a spouse, but with 90% certainty that spouse is up-the-wall cray cray.

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I_Rarely_Downvote@reddit

Working out just to get a gf? ngmi