My problem with stuff like this is people take a single screenshot with a weird angle and use it to decide the character is ugly
Like when they took one frame of Aloy making a weird face that made her chin look a bit bigger and then we got a flood of memes about how she's fat and ugly
It's probably just a bad picture, like that Aloy pic they love to break out and Photoshop. The Fable chick's clearly not trying to be a supermodel here. There's other shots where she doesn't look weird or ugly at all:
The day I try to sell you an 80 dll game with my likeness in it you may complain or praise as you see fit but until that day comes my physique is irrelevant
I just watched it and the picture above is 100% the worst she looks in the trailer. She looks bad in that one shot and in literally every other shot she doesn't look even remotely close to that.
You create the character in Fable. The one in the trailer is ugly partly because it's a joke that the "hero" is a sleazy person with crooked teeth, and partly to represent the ugly characters people make on purpose in all rpgs with character creation.
The shitstorm around it is the usual manufactured outrage bait. You make the character. It's gonna be as hot or ugly as you want.
I mean, aloy does look some what uglier in the second game , but this is the small of its problems. The horizon franchise is the equivalent of unseasoned code white rice.
The backlash over Aloy was genuinely bizarre. My only issue is that they took away her muscle tone in favor of looking more "natural" (by modern standards). Like, I've been free climbing mountains for 3 straight days and I took down a robot tyrannosaur. Give her a deltoid or two.
Honestly I found it funny how in the first game she was an outcast living in the dirt her entire life, and then she goes to the village and she has some of the fairest skin and the nicest hair
The main character in the first Fable game is a bit like this woman. I don't think any of them are ugly, but they also don't look like models from a magazine. They look normal. As in a person you'll see when you go outside.
Because there is a loud portion of gamers that don't want to play a woman they can't jerk off to. Men can look like whatever, but women have to be sexy.
It isn't even exclusive to gamers. You see the same shit in movies and shows. Women have to be hot. Especially if you are meant to like them.
Let me remind you all that someone photoshopped Lucy from the fallout shows ass to be bigger as a "correction", a "quick one" at that.
For anyone who doesnt watch the show, it is life action, meaning he photoshopped a real living woman's ass.
So the point about gamers wanting women they can jerk their shit to is 100% the main cause for this outrage. If they will do this to a real woman they will drag a game through the mud for a woman that is not hot.
It is one thing to want to jerk off to women they see on their screen, but what they classify as hot and ugly is crazy. Normal women, pretty women are ugly to them.
It's like they have this nazi "perfect woman" design in their head and everyone that doesn't fit are ugly.
Hand wave what? What did they do? I was just amused that people always use that exact screenshot to call the character ugly. She isn't whatsoever. It's an unflattering angle I guess but every other picture of her she looks great. Not that it matters either way.
It’s a picture of an obvious design change from one game to another. Someone in the company made a decision to do this. Therefore you dismissing evidence of this is defending that company. Pretty logical reasoning why he posted the response. I’m just answering your question of “where did I defend a company”.
My fault. I thought this was under that alloy picture. You are right, using that fable picture is just cherry picking. The alloy picture makes much more sense to his argument.
you're not complaining about capitalism or corporatism or some other noble cause. you're mad that there are some games out there that weren't made for you to jerk off to.
representation might not matter to you, but it makes some people feel better about themselves, and at the end of the day you don't have to play the games if you don't like them. there's plenty of games out there with (what you consider to be) hot characters, they're not going anywhere.
Did they say you won't be able to customize your character's appearance? If so I haven't seen any news stating that. I'm not sure why it matters what this person looks like if that's the case.
It's really not. A huge pair of fat tits look ridiculous to everyone who didn't grow up constantly consuming shitty anime with overloaded sex-sell. Breasts can be appealing. Large breasts, too. Not anime-big. Those look stupid, and to know that someone like them is like people advertising their inflation fetish or their rape fetish.
I know those fetishes exist. I accept it. Just stop telling me about it and stop advocating for them to be added into normal medias like the rest of the world are into them.
I KNOW that. I ACCEPT that. I am even a part of some of those.
I don't want to hear people say "Hm, yes, it's normal to depict women with breasts twice the size of her torso" and then claim it is normal because people are into breasts. Somewhere, a line is drawn, and that line separate regular sex-sell from fetish-sell.
It's about game studios making super ugly characters (usually self inserts) and then acting like everyone is a coomer for not liking it. Like Concord specifically.
So every game should appeal to the lowest common denominator and there should be no art or choice involved in gaming? If my only choices in games are ones with comic balloon tits I will be grateful because I'll never play games again and go the gym or something instead
It’s not that devs don’t know what looks good, you’ve just gained a warped sense of anatomy from the amount of porn you consume. No woman looks like that unless they’ve been under the knife
It does if the goal of the game is to emulate reality. Triple AAA games look realistic, that's the whole point of them having those crazy graphics. Your mobile gooner games have an anime artstyle to instantly differentiate themselves from real life.
Brother a fat pair of tits covering the whole body is not pleasing to the eye. When they say not pursuing realism they're talking about rounder faces, more chiseled proportions, slimmer of more muscular outlines. It leans towards cute rather than real and it triggers our dopamine to see cute things.
Your dumbass coomer mobile games appeal to the degenerates.
yea idk about you but I look at that stuff and I definitely don't think it looks better. Best you'll get is a different but clearly the western market is doing just fine without it.
Look, I get you like giant boobs but stop projecting onto nerds as a whole. The bottom pic is an uncanny abomination where I feel pity more than lust. At best it looks like plastic surgery gone wrong and actual cancer at worst
So hot girl = big boobs to you? And obviously big doesn't actually mean big, it means inhuman cow bags.
If you were such a freak, you'd see Tomb Raider and go "damn she's hot with great tits" but instead you're thinking "why aren't they so big that the entire physics engine of the game would have to be dedicated to them?"
You might actually have a condition. They have almost exactly the same size lmao, in the second image her stomach/torso is just inhumanly thin. Have you ever seen a woman in person, like up close? If the 2013 Lara Croft walked up to you and smiled you'd have to run to the bathroom to clean up your pants you massive dork
Gacha games are just gambling. They're literally designed to be as addictive and profitable as possible. They honestly should be illegal. GTAO is also way more profitable than the actual game, because the way it's set up is highly addicting.
Yes, and as we fucking see on a daily basis, unchecked capitalism is destroying the gaming industry. Gacha is just gambling for autistic losers, they literally need to be saved from themselves. Both gacha and loot boxes need to be illegal, along with online gambling.
If you want to cum to disproportionate drawings created by people who have never touched a woman's body, watch hentai. Why do you need to gamble at the same time?
I agree. just like this comment says: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/gvwVHuGRl1 the moment normal games for normal people exists, gooners will crawl out of their basements and screech loudly about how those games don't have gooner characters
To gaming companies, it's really a choose your own poison problem. There certainly are people who share the same asthetics(boobs bigger than head) as anon. However, I personally believe that gaming companies probably think there are a lot more people who dislike this asthetics
There's definitely a middle ground between absolute goon bait and having trolls as main characters
Something like marvel rivals definitely leans into the goon bait, but it was just kind of a refreshing art style and they were obviously not afraid to make the superheros look like superheros
Tbh there’s also the fact that the designs of the characters are very much akin to how comic book characters have been designed for decades now, which have almost always erred on the horny side of things in the first place, so in rivals it doesn’t feel super out of place
Tbh, I don't really think I've ever seen games making main characters ugly. I know concord has some very particularly ugly playable characters. Other than them, I don't think there are any else
The problem is when gooners complain AAA releases aren't specifically for gooners. Goober games should be developed by one weirdo in a basement, not by soulless mega companies.
The problem is all of these famous IP like MK were made for gooners and then feminists complained and now they're no longer made for gooners so the gooners are justififed
There are plenty of good non-gooner games, but the ones that go out of their way to be not-for-gooners are the ones that become slop like Veilguard, and that’s when it becomes a problem.
Also mind you, gore DOES have its place. Just look at goated games like the DOOM series where it's literally a staple to tear through droves of demons from hell and Helldivers 2 literally being exaggerated satire of the US's patriotism.
Anyone who finds the second an "appealing female character" has never seen any real women. Unlike this degenerate, most people are attracted to actual real humans.
I enjoy titillation in games, it is a different thrill than porn, sometimes it is just fun to look at an attractive person, and I will readily defend the idea that as a primarily visual medium how attractive the characters are is in fact a perfectly valid point to consider in your buying decisions, since you are presumably going to spend hours looking at them, but what the fuck is going on in OP's image?
Also not every game needs to have attractive characters, or even particularly pleasing to look at as that may not fit all artistic expression, but it is wise to consider that people will be evaluating your product based on whether they enjoy looking at it, whether or not it is socially acceptable to do so.
Flipside to that point: the basis of artistic integrity is the willingness to say what you mean to say and to have the courage to say that your art is not necessarily for everyone.
Thank you 4channer. The conversation can go smoothly now that you have divined a useless binary to describe your feelings on trends you hallucinate within media.
Surely this group of guys aren't straight jorking it to every woman in their video games. So I guess they want the video game to explicitly say "I am pandering to you, the basement dweller, and no one else."
Just look at porn. If a game is popular there will be porn of the characters. I don't get the coomer mentality of "Everything must be super sexy all the time".
I thought Odalia Blight from Owl House was hot while watching it with my little sister, so you know what I did? I found a treasure trove of artistic renditions of her in tight jeans with a prounounced ass on the internet.
MINERVA________@reddit
Idc about big tits , my bar is low, just don't make the characters that I need to look for 40h ugly
DinkleDonkerAAA@reddit
My problem with stuff like this is people take a single screenshot with a weird angle and use it to decide the character is ugly
Like when they took one frame of Aloy making a weird face that made her chin look a bit bigger and then we got a flood of memes about how she's fat and ugly
Choice-Counter-1166@reddit
I mean, Fable character looks horrible in the whole trailer though.
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Isn't ugliness literally a game mechanic in Fable to signify how evil you are?
Choice-Counter-1166@reddit
Oh if this is the case when you are extremely evil, it is justified.
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
It's probably just a bad picture, like that Aloy pic they love to break out and Photoshop. The Fable chick's clearly not trying to be a supermodel here. There's other shots where she doesn't look weird or ugly at all:
Zeus78905@reddit
She still looks ugly here
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Well, I'm glad you were able to take time away from drowning in Victoria's Secret models to share your thoughts
Vivid-Smell-6375@reddit
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Huh?
Zeus78905@reddit
I like sharing my thoughts
Blakeyo123@reddit
Post physique
Zeus78905@reddit
The day I try to sell you an 80 dll game with my likeness in it you may complain or praise as you see fit but until that day comes my physique is irrelevant
Blakeyo123@reddit
It really isn’t
Hittorito@reddit
She is just british.
Winter_Low4661@reddit
🤢🤢🤮
C_Werner@reddit
Hopefully it's not catching.
ToxicRainn@reddit
show me what you look like big dog
Zeus78905@reddit
I'm not in the game
Brilliant-Mountain57@reddit
She's just mid lol
Sophion@reddit
This picture is like a visual illusion for me, she looks cute when I look at her eyes but looks fugly when I look at her mouth.
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
That sounds fuckin' dumb
SotovR@reddit
3\10
Spudtron98@reddit
Aww she's actually cute.
Ok-Lynx3444@reddit
Me according to fable
liluzibrap@reddit
I just watched it and the picture above is 100% the worst she looks in the trailer. She looks bad in that one shot and in literally every other shot she doesn't look even remotely close to that.
Intelligent_Toast@reddit
The problem is that, for some reason, they made the character model worse than the actual face scan. The face model is actually cute in real life
ImCaligulaI@reddit
You create the character in Fable. The one in the trailer is ugly partly because it's a joke that the "hero" is a sleazy person with crooked teeth, and partly to represent the ugly characters people make on purpose in all rpgs with character creation.
The shitstorm around it is the usual manufactured outrage bait. You make the character. It's gonna be as hot or ugly as you want.
Choice-Counter-1166@reddit
Fable does not give that much freedom in customization. It won't change much.
Redmangc1@reddit
Yes, that's fable. There's been like 1 pretty character the entire franchise
These are the PCs who are nobility from 3
Interface-@reddit
MINERVA________@reddit
I mean, aloy does look some what uglier in the second game , but this is the small of its problems. The horizon franchise is the equivalent of unseasoned code white rice.
DinkleDonkerAAA@reddit
To me she just looks a bit older
MINERVA________@reddit
Damn you must be blind , btw this is how aloy actress looks like in real life .
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
How she looks
Or
What she looks like
You don't mix the two.
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
How she looks
Or
What she looks like
You don't mix the two.
Winter_Low4661@reddit
Actress looks great irl. Character looks like shit in game. Why the fuck they keep doing this?
ExtremeCreamTeam@reddit
How she looks
Or
What she looks like
You don't mix the two.
Stephenrudolf@reddit
The funny part is it's just the lighting.
You change the angle of the lighting, and all of a sudden she looks just like the game 1 aloy but in more detail.
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
she looks like She went on a strict diet of meth and American fast food
cookie_n_icecream@reddit
Meth makes you lose weight and surpresses hunger, doofis
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
it also makes you look pale and trashy though
couldn't think of anything else
maggiemayfish@reddit
I mean if you wanna play that game, she looks more like an alcoholic than a meth addict.
delamerica93@reddit
What is "the second game"? Isn't horizon zero dawn the most recent?
borowiczko@reddit
Horizon Zero Dawn is the first game, from 2017
Horizon Forbidden West is the second game, from 2022
delamerica93@reddit
Oh yeah look at this disgusting monster from Forbidden West ewww. Come on.
yoimagreenlight@reddit
image 1 is distinctly a video game whereas I think I saw image 2 on the subway today
Baddyshack@reddit
The backlash over Aloy was genuinely bizarre. My only issue is that they took away her muscle tone in favor of looking more "natural" (by modern standards). Like, I've been free climbing mountains for 3 straight days and I took down a robot tyrannosaur. Give her a deltoid or two.
DinkleDonkerAAA@reddit
Honestly I found it funny how in the first game she was an outcast living in the dirt her entire life, and then she goes to the village and she has some of the fairest skin and the nicest hair
airfryerfuntime@reddit
That one is straight photoshop. They made her look fatter just for rage bait. This one is the same. She doesn't look anything like this in the game.
LesserValkyrie@reddit
Yeah but she still ugly
Alors however yeah people made a fuss for nothing it is true
-Danksouls-@reddit
Why?? Damn give me an ugly guy, I don’t wanna play as Brad Pitt all the time fucking hell
HansChrst1@reddit
The main character in the first Fable game is a bit like this woman. I don't think any of them are ugly, but they also don't look like models from a magazine. They look normal. As in a person you'll see when you go outside.
-Danksouls-@reddit
Só why is everyone so upset
Man who cares
HansChrst1@reddit
Because there is a loud portion of gamers that don't want to play a woman they can't jerk off to. Men can look like whatever, but women have to be sexy.
It isn't even exclusive to gamers. You see the same shit in movies and shows. Women have to be hot. Especially if you are meant to like them.
Smol-Fren-Boi@reddit
Let me remind you all that someone photoshopped Lucy from the fallout shows ass to be bigger as a "correction", a "quick one" at that.
For anyone who doesnt watch the show, it is life action, meaning he photoshopped a real living woman's ass.
So the point about gamers wanting women they can jerk their shit to is 100% the main cause for this outrage. If they will do this to a real woman they will drag a game through the mud for a woman that is not hot.
HansChrst1@reddit
YoU MeAn ThAt UgLy WoMaN iN FaLlOuT?
It is one thing to want to jerk off to women they see on their screen, but what they classify as hot and ugly is crazy. Normal women, pretty women are ugly to them.
It's like they have this nazi "perfect woman" design in their head and everyone that doesn't fit are ugly.
SizzlingPancake@reddit
Well you seem to be the audience they are trying to cater to, so you must be living your best gaming life right now
-Danksouls-@reddit
I don’t gaf
SizzlingPancake@reddit
Well your comment certainly doesn't support that. Seems you don't want another Brad pitt
-Danksouls-@reddit
Ok correction
I don’t care for people needing supermodels all the time that they can goon too
I just want to deal with normal people and communities and just play game without listening to all this weirdo mess
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
always this exact fucking screenshot with you people
MINERVA________@reddit
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
please point to where i defended a company
Solidsnake9@reddit
What was your intention with your original comment if to not hand wave away something that a company did.
airfryerfuntime@reddit
You need to ease up on the masturbation.
Solidsnake9@reddit
No
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
Hand wave what? What did they do? I was just amused that people always use that exact screenshot to call the character ugly. She isn't whatsoever. It's an unflattering angle I guess but every other picture of her she looks great. Not that it matters either way.
Solidsnake9@reddit
It’s a picture of an obvious design change from one game to another. Someone in the company made a decision to do this. Therefore you dismissing evidence of this is defending that company. Pretty logical reasoning why he posted the response. I’m just answering your question of “where did I defend a company”.
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
I haven't played Fable but as far as I'm aware that character isn't in any other games.
Solidsnake9@reddit
My fault. I thought this was under that alloy picture. You are right, using that fable picture is just cherry picking. The alloy picture makes much more sense to his argument.
ToxicRainn@reddit
you're not complaining about capitalism or corporatism or some other noble cause. you're mad that there are some games out there that weren't made for you to jerk off to.
representation might not matter to you, but it makes some people feel better about themselves, and at the end of the day you don't have to play the games if you don't like them. there's plenty of games out there with (what you consider to be) hot characters, they're not going anywhere.
-Danksouls-@reddit
Homies criticizing u neckbeards u absolute muppet.
Cabbagefarmer55@reddit
Caring how attractive your polygons are is braindead coomer behavior tbh. Its pathetic and deserves the gallows.
jarmine550@reddit
Did they say you won't be able to customize your character's appearance? If so I haven't seen any news stating that. I'm not sure why it matters what this person looks like if that's the case.
Deasher-B@reddit
Always the people who know nothing about Fable
Iron_Guard3315@reddit
This woman looks British somehow
Battle_Axe_Jax@reddit
Well, it is Albion.
Thanag0r@reddit
Why with these porn addicts it's always either everything inflated to the max or character that looks 10 years old?
SadSwimmer9999@reddit
The one in the picture looks like both.
KSJ15831@reddit
That's the thing anon.
It's not appealing
It's giving off second-hand embarrassment
Zeus78905@reddit
It is appealing, gacha games are more profitable than AAA games so western devs just need to grow a pair
KSJ15831@reddit
It's really not. A huge pair of fat tits look ridiculous to everyone who didn't grow up constantly consuming shitty anime with overloaded sex-sell. Breasts can be appealing. Large breasts, too. Not anime-big. Those look stupid, and to know that someone like them is like people advertising their inflation fetish or their rape fetish.
I know those fetishes exist. I accept it. Just stop telling me about it and stop advocating for them to be added into normal medias like the rest of the world are into them.
Zeus78905@reddit
A lot of people like those, there is a market
KSJ15831@reddit
I KNOW that. I ACCEPT that. I am even a part of some of those.
I don't want to hear people say "Hm, yes, it's normal to depict women with breasts twice the size of her torso" and then claim it is normal because people are into breasts. Somewhere, a line is drawn, and that line separate regular sex-sell from fetish-sell.
Boiyualive@reddit
Nobody is really complaining about tits here.
It's about game studios making super ugly characters (usually self inserts) and then acting like everyone is a coomer for not liking it. Like Concord specifically.
SadSwimmer9999@reddit
Games like Concord are the exception, not the norm.
delamerica93@reddit
So every game should appeal to the lowest common denominator and there should be no art or choice involved in gaming? If my only choices in games are ones with comic balloon tits I will be grateful because I'll never play games again and go the gym or something instead
Zeus78905@reddit
But there arent any big boobs in AAA games, thats the problem, they're only found in mobile gachas
Familiar-Bar-9301@reddit
It’s not that devs don’t know what looks good, you’ve just gained a warped sense of anatomy from the amount of porn you consume. No woman looks like that unless they’ve been under the knife
Zeus78905@reddit
This whole it's not realistic argument doesnt work for works of fiction
Brilliant-Mountain57@reddit
It does if the goal of the game is to emulate reality. Triple AAA games look realistic, that's the whole point of them having those crazy graphics. Your mobile gooner games have an anime artstyle to instantly differentiate themselves from real life.
Zeus78905@reddit
And since theyre not pursuing realism they look better and are more pleasing to the eye
9172019999@reddit
Brother a fat pair of tits covering the whole body is not pleasing to the eye. When they say not pursuing realism they're talking about rounder faces, more chiseled proportions, slimmer of more muscular outlines. It leans towards cute rather than real and it triggers our dopamine to see cute things.
Your dumbass coomer mobile games appeal to the degenerates.
Brilliant-Mountain57@reddit
yea idk about you but I look at that stuff and I definitely don't think it looks better. Best you'll get is a different but clearly the western market is doing just fine without it.
Familiar-Bar-9301@reddit
Look, I get you like giant boobs but stop projecting onto nerds as a whole. The bottom pic is an uncanny abomination where I feel pity more than lust. At best it looks like plastic surgery gone wrong and actual cancer at worst
delamerica93@reddit
So hot girl = big boobs to you? And obviously big doesn't actually mean big, it means inhuman cow bags.
If you were such a freak, you'd see Tomb Raider and go "damn she's hot with great tits" but instead you're thinking "why aren't they so big that the entire physics engine of the game would have to be dedicated to them?"
Zeus78905@reddit
The best Lara Croft design is her Legend design so yes hot girl = big boobs
delamerica93@reddit
You might actually have a condition. They have almost exactly the same size lmao, in the second image her stomach/torso is just inhumanly thin. Have you ever seen a woman in person, like up close? If the 2013 Lara Croft walked up to you and smiled you'd have to run to the bathroom to clean up your pants you massive dork
Thanag0r@reddit
Yes because it's for most degenerate people that are addicted to gambling on top of their other mental problems.
Zeus78905@reddit
I support capitalism
Dracorex13@reddit
Based.
Thanag0r@reddit
Good luck gambling in gooner games.
airfryerfuntime@reddit
Gacha games are just gambling. They're literally designed to be as addictive and profitable as possible. They honestly should be illegal. GTAO is also way more profitable than the actual game, because the way it's set up is highly addicting.
Zeus78905@reddit
Thats how business operate, it's how capitalism works, nobody is forcing the whales to spend their money so no they shouldn't be illegal
airfryerfuntime@reddit
Yes, and as we fucking see on a daily basis, unchecked capitalism is destroying the gaming industry. Gacha is just gambling for autistic losers, they literally need to be saved from themselves. Both gacha and loot boxes need to be illegal, along with online gambling.
If you want to cum to disproportionate drawings created by people who have never touched a woman's body, watch hentai. Why do you need to gamble at the same time?
Zeus78905@reddit
I don't even play gachas but their existance is a testament to the freedom we enjoy in free countries
airfryerfuntime@reddit
You're too poor to enjoy the freedoms capitalism awards.
Zeus78905@reddit
No
airfryerfuntime@reddit
You're a coomer posting exclusively in gaming subreddits.
So no, you're not wealthy, lol.
Elleden@reddit
Aiming for profitability over actual quality definitely hasn't led to the enshittification of video-games in the past two decades.
Zeus78905@reddit
Aiming for political correctness over fun has led to the enshitification of video games
DomSchraa@reddit
Whales
Clash of clans is also more profitable than most/all AAA games, but youd agree thar calling it gooner bait is a stretch no?
Zeus78905@reddit
But I never called Clash of Clans gooner bait
DomSchraa@reddit
Its an expression
Gacha games AND coc are more profitable than AAA games, but the reason are different
Same as from when i was actively playing genshin a couple years back (i was bored with a shit pc, shut up) & watching youtube tutorials
Lots of whales spending money partially for gooner bait partially cause they wanna have the real good endgame stuff
Vor_Mor@reddit (OP)
The full thread
maggiemayfish@reddit
Shout out to the guy who forgot to put the mask on and just straight up says "I don't like ugly women".
Very cool.
THESUACED@reddit
Just keeping it real
Dracorex13@reddit
It concerns me how many anons posted opinions I agreed with.
Don_Karter@reddit
Small world Draco, we meet again
Dracorex13@reddit
I'm sorry do I know you? /gen
Don_Karter@reddit
It may be a case of me being more familiar with you than the inverse, I knew you on both KYM and the Delphox subreddit
Dracorex13@reddit
Oh god.
Don_Karter@reddit
Sorry if I freaked you out
Dracorex13@reddit
Mine doesn't function at all.
Don_Karter@reddit
Head injuries for you too?
Dracorex13@reddit
No my mental illnesses are genetic.
Don_Karter@reddit
I tiptoe those waters a bit myself, hope you're doing well with it then
DomSchraa@reddit
Maybe 2 people in that entire thread have touched grass/felt the touch of a woman jesus christ
Hyperversum@reddit
Some are just joining in the memes, it's honestly impressive.
/v/ is a shithole since forever, not surprised, but this was definitely funnier than most.
NobleTheDoggo@reddit
Jesus
Mr-Stuff-Doer@reddit
Mother of fuck
soiboi64@reddit
Qloudy_sky@reddit
Can we collectively just throw out all the gooners which view games as interactive porn out of gaming? It would be much better without them
jaiden_roselvet@reddit
I agree. just like this comment says: https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/gvwVHuGRl1 the moment normal games for normal people exists, gooners will crawl out of their basements and screech loudly about how those games don't have gooner characters
brickyboi19@reddit
Waluigisus@reddit
Is that coney
InfiniteBoy23@reddit
Hit my theme song
Butt_Plug_Tester@reddit
If y’all ain’t playing animal crossing with an 8 inch buttplug you aren’t actually playing the game.
Big_Boooosh@reddit
Name definitely checks out.
Zeus78905@reddit
Skill issue
El_Cringio@reddit
Porn addiction is not the flex you think it is
Zeus78905@reddit
Being scared of fictional boobies is not the virtue you believe it it
El_Cringio@reddit
Oh I'm not scared, I enjoy those quite a bit. I'm just saying that bragging about being addicted is not something to be proud of
Zeus78905@reddit
You sound scared
El_Cringio@reddit
Please provide a titty jumpscare to test this theory 🤔
SylverLaugher@reddit
Fucking gooners bro
Immortal_translator@reddit
Gooners jacking bro
Turbulent-Willow2156@reddit
If we disregard the image, his point stands
NotStrictlyConvex@reddit
I miss the times people saying this were bullied as degenerate virgins
tony_two_eyes@reddit
Op was breastfed for way too long
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
Hijacking this comment to agenda post.
I hate balloon tiddies. Realistic proportions are way better.
Ruby2312@reddit
Stylize is cool too(old cartoons have plenty of fuckable not too realistic proportions)
Hyperversum@reddit
It's not strictly about realistic proportions, it's that baloon titties look like shit.
They aren't even remotely in the shape of what's recognized as "breasts" by our brain.
pokemon32666@reddit
Looks like a nutsack in this particular instance
MarriedToHimeko@reddit
BRO FUCK YOU MAN! You ruined it for me. Now i can't unsee it ffs
Stephenrudolf@reddit
You've figured it out.
Turns out op is just gay.
Dracorex13@reddit
I like big saggy water balloons.
Scisir@reddit
Right!?
I never understood how people are into this.
destroyerOfTards@reddit
They are kids and kids like balloons
rancidfart86@reddit
Finally someone had the balls to say this
Jozef_Baca@reddit
Op still wants to be breastfed
TheChief275@reddit
anon likes gigantomastia
Visible-Original4561@reddit
I want anon to show this post to his mother and see what she thinks.
helpme8470@reddit
the picture on top is honestly way hotter
Tireless_AlphaFox@reddit
To gaming companies, it's really a choose your own poison problem. There certainly are people who share the same asthetics(boobs bigger than head) as anon. However, I personally believe that gaming companies probably think there are a lot more people who dislike this asthetics
SizzlingPancake@reddit
There's definitely a middle ground between absolute goon bait and having trolls as main characters
Something like marvel rivals definitely leans into the goon bait, but it was just kind of a refreshing art style and they were obviously not afraid to make the superheros look like superheros
LizzieMiles@reddit
Tbh there’s also the fact that the designs of the characters are very much akin to how comic book characters have been designed for decades now, which have almost always erred on the horny side of things in the first place, so in rivals it doesn’t feel super out of place
Tireless_AlphaFox@reddit
Tbh, I don't really think I've ever seen games making main characters ugly. I know concord has some very particularly ugly playable characters. Other than them, I don't think there are any else
kubameow@reddit
it's because gore is a problem with the game designers, and unnecessary massive honkers on most characters mean that the game was created for gooners
Zeus78905@reddit
Whats wrong about making games for gooners? MK9 is the best MK game and it was made for gooners
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Mario Kart 9?
various_vermin@reddit
The problem is when gooners complain AAA releases aren't specifically for gooners. Goober games should be developed by one weirdo in a basement, not by soulless mega companies.
Zeus78905@reddit
The problem is all of these famous IP like MK were made for gooners and then feminists complained and now they're no longer made for gooners so the gooners are justififed
dincosire@reddit
There are plenty of good non-gooner games, but the ones that go out of their way to be not-for-gooners are the ones that become slop like Veilguard, and that’s when it becomes a problem.
TheBlueEmerald1@reddit
That's the real problem.
There are games for gooners.
There are games for normal people.
When games for normal people exist, the gooners will crawl out of their mother's basement to protest not being pandered to.
BasicBitchTearGas__@reddit
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The_Guy125BC@reddit
Also mind you, gore DOES have its place. Just look at goated games like the DOOM series where it's literally a staple to tear through droves of demons from hell and Helldivers 2 literally being exaggerated satire of the US's patriotism.
Jade8560@reddit
exaggerated gore exists in games to add an extra layer of over the top, exaggerated boobs exist in games to losers can goon. It’s that simple.
MassRedemption@reddit
Anyone who finds the second an "appealing female character" has never seen any real women. Unlike this degenerate, most people are attracted to actual real humans.
mdahms95@reddit
Pointless, edgy, over the top, gooner bait: fine
A black person as the main character: problematic.
Explain to me this logic
ScooterAnkle420@reddit
is that fucking mew mew kissy cutie
LiterallyDudu@reddit
I don’t need balloon tits
Just make the characters at least a 7/10 and not preachy
305StonehillDeadbody@reddit
I like big boobs and big butts as much as the next guy but this fat grandma proportions always disgusted me.
Dracorex13@reddit
Your grandma looks like that?
305StonehillDeadbody@reddit
Yeah,she is a big booby and booty animated girl. No, you can't fuck her.
Dracorex13@reddit
Aw...
knyexar@reddit
The logic is I like fat bitches
Dracorex13@reddit
Same.
Guillaume-Francois@reddit
I enjoy titillation in games, it is a different thrill than porn, sometimes it is just fun to look at an attractive person, and I will readily defend the idea that as a primarily visual medium how attractive the characters are is in fact a perfectly valid point to consider in your buying decisions, since you are presumably going to spend hours looking at them, but what the fuck is going on in OP's image?
Also not every game needs to have attractive characters, or even particularly pleasing to look at as that may not fit all artistic expression, but it is wise to consider that people will be evaluating your product based on whether they enjoy looking at it, whether or not it is socially acceptable to do so.
Flipside to that point: the basis of artistic integrity is the willingness to say what you mean to say and to have the courage to say that your art is not necessarily for everyone.
jonatna@reddit
Thank you 4channer. The conversation can go smoothly now that you have divined a useless binary to describe your feelings on trends you hallucinate within media.
rakfe@reddit
Looks like ballsack
SubstantialSnacker@reddit
Very appealing to anon
HalfwaySh0ok@reddit
Surely this group of guys aren't straight jorking it to every woman in their video games. So I guess they want the video game to explicitly say "I am pandering to you, the basement dweller, and no one else."
SpacialCommieCi@reddit
do not speak ill of mad mew mew
LordSaltious@reddit
Just look at porn. If a game is popular there will be porn of the characters. I don't get the coomer mentality of "Everything must be super sexy all the time".
I thought Odalia Blight from Owl House was hot while watching it with my little sister, so you know what I did? I found a treasure trove of artistic renditions of her in tight jeans with a prounounced ass on the internet.
Heavy_Equivalent6747@reddit
karateema@reddit
"Appealing"
icabax@reddit
The first is far better looking than the first second
Previous_Air_9030@reddit
You're a weirdo for getting off to megahuge tits or shooting things with lots of edgy gore and what not.
Now excuse me while I play some Rimworld and start an organ harvesting slave trade.
Frostygale2@reddit
I mean…
Ugly characters: some do not care, some are negatively affected and will not buy your game.
Normal characters: all do not care.
Hot characters: some do not care, some are positively affects and will buy your game.
Making all your characters hot (note: hot not hentai proportions) is simply a net positive.
akeno_1@reddit
Quite possibly the worst take I have seen in years
nekopara-enthusiast@reddit
disgusting. the flatter the chest the better imo.
SBARTOSZ@reddit
"Appealing" female characters, and by "appealing" Anon means only appealing to people who jack off for 8 hours a day
Icy-Cup@reddit
I prefer small tits. If you change the argument to ugly faces I’m 100% on board OP
1800leon@reddit
American prudence.
The people that called DnD demonic now run major business and the goverment.
delamerica93@reddit
...what???
DomSchraa@reddit
"appealing"
Gooner brain
lewd-boy-o@reddit
What the fuck is he talking about?
Valuable_Pear9654@reddit
Is anon for real with the size? I thought I’d never get to see anyone who liked boobs bigger than the whole body
rancidfart86@reddit
How in the fuck is the bottom image appealing? It’s straight up body horror
GeneralSteelflex@reddit
Those are a bit much. But I agree with the general sentiment.
Mr-Stuff-Doer@reddit
What a stupid fucking argument. Does every game have gore? No. Does every game have gooner bait? No. Do some? Yes.
They’re not the only things on the market and they’ll appeal to specific groups.
YhormTheGiantLord@reddit
I'd buy the game just cuz it's close to my fetish
Sea-Examination2010@reddit
Honestly, I’m a bloodshed enjoyer
Thendrail@reddit
Maybe OOP should, as them youngsters say, touch grass. And stop jerking off every free minute of his life.