Anon Talks to a Girl | TheaterFire

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FailureToReason@reddit

If this is genuinely how women react to OP when he asks basic questions like directions, then there is something that OP is doing to cause them to react like that.

Anon doesn't walk to women and writes black pill fanfiction

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Eh... I was very unattractive when I was younger, I tried really hard to be polite and was never creepy that I knew of but was perpetually treated like a creep by any girl I ever talked to. Became a bit of an incel because of those experiences.

Growth spurt, got way more attractive, my personality is 1,000% worse now and I'm a man whore with no effort involved. Actually still have a lot of incel beliefs and act a lot like one but as soon as I got more attractive/started making good money it didn't matter.

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BeholdOurMachines@reddit

Translation: anon asked out one girl and was politely rejected

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SoupaMayo@reddit

If OP dislikes those women that much, why doesn't he suck dicks

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Malvastor@reddit

He tried, turned out dudes avoid him just as hard.

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Agrezz@reddit

Yeah, they ain’t hard around him

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Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit

Who said that he doesn’t?

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Level_Solid_8501@reddit

I mean, anon is from the UK, so women reacting to him that way is pretty normal.

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ValhallasRevenge@reddit

You can't have a problem with women if you have zero interest in talking to people in general.

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Damirirv@reddit

Anon is either the most paranoid person with 0 selfconfidencd

or is literally Gomel

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paddycr@reddit

Gomel, the German general?

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ButtClencher99@reddit

That's Romulus

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Sex_drugs_tacos@reddit

Gomel is honestly better than the actual spelling

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HoptimusPryme@reddit

Reminds me of the typo on the back of Zombie Nosh (Zommel)

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drfiz98@reddit

Based and gomelpilled

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moshimoshi2345@reddit

How tf did you misspell gollum

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Damirirv@reddit

I forgor

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moshimoshi2345@reddit

💀

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TinySchwartz@reddit

Gomel, goeml, gorlm, golurm. Close enough.

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LoIzords@reddit

Glorm

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WashYourEyesTwice@reddit

https://i.redd.it/qjc67nmvrp3f1.gif

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Level37Doggo@reddit

Wow that’s a whole lot of neckbeard screeching I’m not gonna read.

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Thendrail@reddit

Tl;dr version: anon can't even ask for directions without wroting fanfiction where he inevitably ends up in jail

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Malvastor@reddit

Was gonna mock anon, but realized he's Bri'ish which probably explains everything.

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Ubera90@reddit

Hey look it's the kid from Adolescence

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soiboi64@reddit

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GeneralApollo13@reddit

Who the fuck is Jimmy, and why is he touching my sprinkles?

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Competitive-Peanut79@reddit

In all my years of judging, I have never heard before, of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law 😂

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MrSfwNameGuy@reddit

I am pretty ugly and don't really have any self confidence but holy shit reading this post makes me feel like Henry Cavill

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ninetailedoctopus@reddit

Anon forgot that bathing is a thing

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MildUsername@reddit

Anon has a mental illness.

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Substantial_Part_463@reddit

Thank God I wore a Tampon!

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meechmeechmeecho@reddit

Losers like OP have to watch her free bleed all over the place

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DomSchraa@reddit

If you believe this is real seek urgent psychological help reddit anons lol

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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

This is pretty accurate (I don’t talk to women(I’m ugly))

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OCactusCoolerG@reddit

“UK”

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poopcockshit@reddit

GYATT!

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Lord-Kibben@reddit

The most socially well-adjusted 16 year old male

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Mr_BigYellowSun@reddit

this is what being terminally online does to a mf'er

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yumstheman@reddit

Anon thinks tampons are for preventing casual Chad induced squirting.

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soiboi64@reddit

Many such 4 Chan users believe so

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SnakeSkipper@reddit

Fake: Anon talked to a Woman

Gay: "Why do I feel so tingly down there!"

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