Battered beef sausage supper and a portion of FFO’s .Tub of gravy for dipping.
OR
Fish supper - no sauce, no peas, no lemon.
OR
Cheesy chip / gravy chip with stuffing.
Everything doused in S&V.
Depends what chippy I’m going to, hunger levels and where I’m going to be eating it.
Haddock and chips, can of D&B.
Or fishcake and chips, can of D&B. This would be a Yorkshire fishcake that is fish between 2 slices of potato battered and deep fried.
Depends if it is a chippy chippy or Chinese chippy.
Chippy chippy will be either a pie and chips or traditional cod and chips.
Chinese chippy - sweet and sour pork balls, plain chow mien and salt and pepper chips.
Unless i fancy a proper chippy from there, then see above
Tea (dinner for posh folk) Large cod, chips, battered sausage and gravy.
Dinner (lunch for poshos) Pukka pie (either chicken & mushroom or Steak depending on my mood) chips and curry.
When I am in Scotland; battered haggis, battered black pudding, chips, gravy.
I don't really go to get fish and chips, but my family:
Mum - small fish and chips with peas, extra salt and vinegar, ketchup.
Sister - medium fish and chips, sometimes a sausage too, curry sauce and gravy on the side, no vinegar, no peas.
Grandparents - usually share a medium fish and chips or get a kids one each, mushy peas, vinegar, ketchup.
It used to always be chips and curry sauce, but my local chippy charges £2 for a tiny tub (like 250ml), so it's just chips with salt and loads of vinegar
Im boring so usually a sausage and chips, although I now like to have it battered. Depends on how i'm feeling but a burger normally comes with it as well
Pukka Pie (preferably a steak or meat and potato) small portion of chips, mushy peas and a large gravy.
And of course a nice ice cold can of coke to wash it down
Large rock and chips and 2 pickled onions. Perhaps a battered sausage if its a regular sized rock.
Salt and vinegar at home so it doesn't sweat too much and ruin the batter.
If they have pudding (not pie, pudding) then steak pudding and chips with lots of salt and vinegar. If no pudding then sausage and chips.
If I'm by the seaside though I feel compelled to have fish and chips even though I'm not keen.
Can of fizzy Vimto
Fish (not bothered what), chips, mushy peas, buttered bap, and if I'm particular hungry, a battered sausage or spam fritters.
Thank Christ my metabolism hasn't slowed yet.
My chippy does a ‘tower burger’ which is chicken fillet with a hash brown + your choice of salad and sauce in a bun, so that and chips.
If we’re talking ‘proper’ chippy food then it’ll be a spam fritter and chips
Small breadcrumbed fish on a tray of chips, small pot of gravy for drizzling over, plus usually any 2 of the following...small sausage, fishcake, or s+k pudding.
Salt+proper Sarson's malt vinegar when we get it home, so it's not soggy.
2 rounds white bread, buttered for chip+gravy butty.
Can of Dandelion+Burdock.
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