I'm craving nachos, am drunk, and beyond broke

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floshady@reddit

Sorry to hear that 😿 Looks like cum on your triscuits tho

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

I wish I could afford Triscuits. These are Great Value. So damn salty.

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floshady@reddit

And with the cum they must taste saltier

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TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit

As someone who has consumed a lot of cum and is tired of disinformation on the internet I think you should know it's not salty at all. Please do better.

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Unusual-Item3@reddit

Please, let me know the exact details, flavor, smell, texture, etc.

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Mister_Hamburger@reddit

Sometimes, it smeller of root beer, A&W

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Sargash@reddit

What's your food budget?

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

I'm good. Just broke till next paycheck because I paid off credit cards.

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Sargash@reddit

https://www.findhelp.org/ Is still a valuable asset friend.

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Krono5_8666V8@reddit

Wait they're saltier than brand name? Imma have to get some...

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

Almost all the store brand snacks are so much more salty or at least it seems like it. I haven't checked the nutrition labels and compared the sodium content though.

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Krono5_8666V8@reddit

Interesting, I'll have to investigate this.

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eatmusubi@reddit

having had both, they taste about the same tbh. i’m eating real triscuits rn and they’re hella salty

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ActuallyNotAUser@reddit

Oh god reading some of these comments back to back I thought you weren't talking about triscuits for a moment

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MuzzCricket@reddit

Atleast you are healthy to enjoy another day!

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McfastyarnOpiedopie@reddit

couldn’t contain himself at the thought of cheese and triscuits

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jamescharisma@reddit

Doesn't everybody?

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floshady@reddit

I know right hehe

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Complete_Chocolate_2@reddit

Slap some cream cheese instead and a pound of sugar then we got ghetto crumbl.

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BogSwamp8668@reddit

So you jizzed into crackers?

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Calamistrognon@reddit

Free proteins. Clever.

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devb292@reddit

Next time try it with Doritos instead

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

Doritos nachos are awesome, especially the ones from the food trucks with all the fixins. Might hit one up next payday.

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devb292@reddit

You can make that at home for pretty cheap and enough to last for a couple meals!

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Sargash@reddit

I respect it bro.
https://www.findhelp.org/ To help you out in your rough times (If you're US)

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endlesssaturdays@reddit

Been there man. I’ve definitely chosen beer over food during tight times. The only problem is getting hungry afterward.

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Passwordb00b@reddit

Broke but you can afford triskets? I'm skeptical

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

Ah but these are Great Value woven wheats.

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Passwordb00b@reddit

Still a premium over saltinees or notebook paper

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N8ThaGr8@reddit

Triscuits are way more expensive than nacho chips

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Preemptively_Extinct@reddit

I do this.

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tokarzz@reddit

What the f

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CeeArthur@reddit

Hey, getting your fibre at least

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gummymusic@reddit

This one hurts

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GoonPatrol@reddit

Damn triscuits and cheese is delicious! Was my after school snack for years. Looks good to me. Hope a good meal comes your way soon

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SCVerde@reddit

Basket weave nachos. My kid is obsessed since I introduced him. Throw pepperoni on it and it's chef's kiss.

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

I wish they were Triscuits but alas they're not.

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IrisSmartAss@reddit

I'm guessing Chex.

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

"Great Value woven wheats"

I think they are 50% salt and 50% wheat.

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Commercial-Net5573@reddit

Was it good?

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blood_bones_hearts@reddit

Triscuits with melted cheese was our favorite after school snack back in the day!

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IrisSmartAss@reddit

Eat before you drink. You'll have food in you and have less money to get stupid drunk.

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

You are right.

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kenster1990@reddit

Was it good to you in that moment haha

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

No and I wish I had just gone to bed.

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YeahItsRico@reddit

Admit it, we all did this with our friends as kids.

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Version_Two@reddit

Microwaved triscuits and cheese is a respectable meal.

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Chilidogdingdong@reddit

I'm pretty sure this would make me never want to eat nachos again.

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

Luckily it didn't taste like nachos and all and only made me not want to eat anything salty ever again.

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seandamon211pgh@reddit

Triscuits and cheese is a luxury to me.

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Epthewoodlandcritter@reddit (OP)

Me too. These are Great Value woven wheats with Italian style melt.

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