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Timekeeper98@reddit

I mean that’s not fair, how come furries get all the bad bitches to jork it to.

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Felix8XD@reddit

huh what a nice gentleman i wonder what he is going to say

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Felix8XD@reddit

when presented with a picture of a hot furry baddie, despite his friend Ted Nivisons best efforts to restrain him, Johnathan Schlatt loudly proclaimed:

"Im fucking the dog"

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genocideclover@reddit

Where did the furries come in? I looked it up and it's just a would you rather episode

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Felix8XD@reddit

they just watched a furry edit in a video idk which one or why

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Thendrail@reddit

You too can do it. All it takes is a letter and three numbers.

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Mottis86@reddit

They are like sirens of the modern era. You have to resist their pull.

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_Lusty@reddit

Doesn’t she canonically have herpes or some shit?

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Thendrail@reddit

Syphilis, according to the pilot episode that isn't really canon. Just give her some penicillin and she'll be fine. And so will you be.

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r/greentext, shit. I'm still only in r/greentext. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back in Losercity. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing... I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the City. I've been here a week now. Waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room I get hornier. And every minute Loona squats down in Hell she gets stronger.

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Blasphemous1569@reddit

I am Anon

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_Lusty@reddit

Alright, here’s the moral quandary of the day: if you jack it to yiff, does it make you a furry? Kinda like jacking off to hentai makes you a weeb no?

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