Anon experiences post-nut clarity.
Posted by EyeGlad3032@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 47 comments
Posted by EyeGlad3032@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 47 comments
EmbarrassedPepper601@reddit
Should I play the OG Mount and Blade or Warband? I got one of them on CD as a demo like 20 years ago and can't remember which it was, but really want to play one.
dirschau@reddit
Anon has strong feelings about his body pillow.
The chewing sounds are whatever started nesting inside, feeding on anon's emissions (he hasn't washed it once)
PotatoesAndChill@reddit
The sounds and missing pizza slice is probably just schizophrenia
RaiderCat_12@reddit
Anon is very relatable
destroyerOfTards@reddit
Da fuck lol. I'm creeped out a bit
itay162@reddit
You are weak sperm
MrEvan312@reddit
Almost threw up a little reading this, Jesus Christ (100% true though)
writenicely@reddit
This feels like the equivalent of a false rape accusation, but for women. Guy pesters you for sex, regrets it, decides he's no longer interested in you and treats you worse than an object or a disposable napkin.
MeBustYourKneecaps@reddit
Anon's face when he realizes the human brain is a fickle thing and constantly chasing after quick dopamine hits (ie; sex, video games and junk food) causes it to be extremely imbalanced
Damirirv@reddit
Anon thinks a healthy relationship is all sunshine and rainbows, it's normal to disagree with your loved one
stillmahboi@reddit
Sometimes you get into a relationship even though you hate everything about her and just wish she'd stop talking because you don't feel like being alone.
CompactAvocado@reddit
Sometimes you get into a relationship even though you hate everything about her and just wish she'd stop talking because sex.
Fixed that for ya.
The-Squirrelk@reddit
Some women do get into relationships just because they feel lonely. Men don't, but women sometimes do.
Quaisy@reddit
RaiderCat_12@reddit
People like the guy you’re replying to are the reason the male loneliness epidemic is considered a joke by so many, if it is considered at all.
spaniel_rage@reddit
The duality of man
MaximusPrime5885@reddit
Daddywitchking@reddit
Autism, most likely
Tivadars_Crusade_Vet@reddit
Classic Madonna/Whore thinking. Many such cases!
FD4L@reddit
Anon is conflicted
JosepHRing@reddit
Khergit horse archers KEK funny
doofername@reddit
Anon only understands YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE when he finished
gishgudi@reddit
It's almost harvesting season
sirbananajazz@reddit
Dump her immediately, that is absolutely unforgivable
Q_dawgg@reddit
She mounts my blade until I warband
gfulme@reddit
It’s unnatural for a man to have sex then not go and siege a castle
Q_dawgg@reddit
Death stacked with 120 Rhodok Sargents and 150 sharpshooters:
gfulme@reddit
Replace Sargents with Swadian Knights
Q_dawgg@reddit
Worst case scenario lol
Ech0Beast@reddit
bipolar misogynist
many such cases
Q_dawgg@reddit
Checks out
BalognaExtract@reddit
Many such cases.
heresiarch_of_uqbar@reddit
big if true
Low_Abrocoma_1514@reddit
Many cases like that from both sexes
KarlPc167@reddit
Reminds me of the that "you should wank before asking if you really had feelings for a girl" advice
sucheiro@reddit
Anon should seek love in a strong arms of handsome Khergit Noyan. Girls are mortal, the thunderous beating of milion hooves is eternal.
MrEvan312@reddit
Get topped by a manly Steppe bandit
AngryGublin@reddit
The only real part is playing warband in 2025
BanzaiKen@reddit
Especially when BannerKings exists in Butterlord.
Brave-Ad-9792@reddit
was confused about this thread being hijacked by warband fans, then saw screenshot. Glory to the Sultanate.
Tz33ntch@reddit
hate that
Don_Vincenzo@reddit
I will drink from your skull!
banevader102938@reddit
Hormones
tesla_killed_me@reddit
Duality of man
Key_Dish_good@reddit
Anon discovered tolerance is needed in relationships.
Silence_1444@reddit
anon needs to dump that unwashed pleb and devote himself fully to the rightful queen, lady isolla of suno
full_knowledge_build@reddit
Man’s condition