Embracing porn aspect of shittyfoodporn
Posted by YourAverageGod@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Gas station burrito, Mexican sour cream, green sauce. Plated with gourmet on my mind.
DuelMaster_Daddy@reddit
Did you cum on my burrito?
YourAverageGod@reddit (OP)
NO I DIDNT CUM IN YOUR BURRITO!
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU
4eji0bek@reddit
EXTRA PROTEEEEIIINN
4eji0bek@reddit
Did you decide to embrace said aspect by jizzing cream all over the burritos?
FirstPersonPooper@reddit
why does it look so cold
YourAverageGod@reddit (OP)
Gas station burritos lack a soul
General-Sloth@reddit
Green snot and Jizzed Rolls: https://youtu.be/Q5N1Hp8IIY8?si=mJetgkFgVEO9jEzL
No-Blueberry-1823@reddit
I really like that, I would gladly eat that
upvoter222@reddit
/r/WhiteHouseDinners
AdRepresentative8236@reddit
Looks like effed up teeth
LilAvocato@reddit
Someone already pre-digested the guacamole for you, brilliant placement.
YourAverageGod@reddit (OP)
It's a tomatillo avocado salsa, sir. Which is why i said green sauce and not guacamole
monkeymetroid@reddit
Wish you didn't
caintowers@reddit
That’s a whale lot a guacamole
faxmachinesyndrome@reddit
Nice plating. The paper plate really sells it.
pocketMagician@reddit
Yeah we can see that
ZolTheTroll413@reddit
Honestly does look delicious
YourAverageGod@reddit (OP)
It's not bad. Key is to microwave until soft and finish it off in an air fryer
monodelab@reddit
Uma delicia.
slayerofweeaboos@reddit
That ain't shit bro got the 5 star restaraunt presentation on the wraps
YourAverageGod@reddit (OP)
Michelin star plating, $3 budget
TraditionPhysical603@reddit
Brurrito bukkaki ?