Modern Day Seinfeld | TheaterFire

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dankspankwanker@reddit

There was a really funny comedian on Instagram who did modern sinfeld sketches.

Then for some reason he only posted compilation of him yelling "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Full volume At audience memebers when they heckled him..... you even hear people in the crowd laughing and cheering, like, thats not even a joke hes just yelling

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qwerty_9537@reddit

Dang! A shame he lost steam and just started yelling, he sounded interesting

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dankspankwanker@reddit

I just found his name, it was Troy Bond, hes on Instagram

here is an,example of his sinefeld gags. They're actually funny.

I also checked out his newer content and its still not really that funny, its all just "hecklers" and it feels really staged and a bit insensitive

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breakfasteveryday@reddit

Who?

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dankspankwanker@reddit

Cant remember his name. I unfollowed him when he thought yelling counts as comedy

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Romanikow@reddit

The Joe Rogan approach of comedy

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SpectrewithaSchecter@reddit

U talm bout one of only 240 chosen heirs and protectors of the sacred art of comedy b?

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SlothKing12@reddit

Smoke breaks over, back to the fryer.

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teutonic_terror@reddit

Joey Mulinaro?

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dankspankwanker@reddit

No I don't think so

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

She looks like she's about to lecture me on the most horrible political takes but doesn't matter because I'd let her ruin me anyway

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scottlapier@reddit

Agreed, I would totally hit on her drunk and end up having to go to the local Pro-Palestine protest with her the next morning after getting railed by her BBC strap on....

Worth it.

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

I would endure brutal hours in the overpriced shitty vegan-friendly cafe listening to her talk about her blog about the evils of whiteness just for a chance of a few minutes alone together in her crystal-decorated LED-lit bedroom.

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MajorNutt@reddit

The things men will do for a crumb of pussy

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Mesarthim1349@reddit

A crumb of upper class leftist burnette pussy*

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5spikecelio@reddit

Poetry is not dead

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RenhamRedAxe@reddit

I wish we had seinfield without jerry... dude was literally the worst part of his own show.

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I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit

I would watch this.

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WilliamShakespeare69@reddit

Is this an actual show?

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depersonalised@reddit

it’s always sunny is already modern day seinfeld.

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thr33beggars@reddit

Kramer starts taking in Palestinian refugees

Jerry complains to the building manager anonymously

building manager is friends with Kramer, and tells Kramer that Jerry ratted him out

Kramer organizes Free Palestine protests outside the high school that Jerry’s girlfriend attends

the high school administration has to politely request that Jerry stop dating their students as to not anger the pro-Israel faculty

the B plot is that Elaine gapes George

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friedeggbeats@reddit

Jerry starts leaving increasingly aggressive Yelp reviews to a local Korean wok bar.

Elaine gets a hand tattoo.

Kramer starts listening to Joe Rogan and orders illegal steroid cream online.

George starts looking at care facilities for his parents.

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Elaine gets her tattoo cream mixed up with Kramer’s steroid cream.

Kramer decides to live in the care facility.

George gets slapped by the Korean wok bar owner.

Jerry falls for a girl at the tattoo studio Elaine uses but is repulsed by one of her tattoos.

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Elaine’s hand gets infected.

Kramer lasts 137 minutes in the care facility before the nurses physically eject him.

George plots revenge but accidentally sets fire to the Korean wok bar and starts thinking the Triads will retaliate.

Jerry has to come up with multiple reasons why he can only have sex with tattoo girl in the dark.

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Acogatog@reddit

Jerry falls for a girl at the tattoo studio Elaine uses but is repulsed by one of her tattoos.

Genuinely perfect, I can hear the dialogue for this bit in my head just thinking about it.

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soiboi64@reddit

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venniedjr@reddit

Jerry get iPad

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Laziness2945@reddit

Bottom left must be read as the top gear intro

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PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS@reddit

I have never seen Seifeld, but I have seen enough memes to understand it.

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Esoteric_Librarian@reddit

“She had man-hands”

“Jerry, that WAS A MAN!”

“WOW, bigoted much , George?”

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flecktarnkommando@reddit

gigahon in disguise, jerry!

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pokexchespin@reddit

i can’t believe i didn’t realize, with her bideltoid width and all

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Complete_Fix2563@reddit

Not that there's anything wrong with that

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GamingGems@reddit

Jerry buys a Tesla

Kramer relentlessly asks to borrow it so he can start a competitor to DoorDash after Jerry finds a pubic hair in his delivery.

Jerry is left without a car and has to borrow George’s e-scooter.

George has to take his parents to a Trump rally so he rents a car on Turo. It’s Kramer renting out Jerry’s car.

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