If you’re with a young child and a dog starts running towards you, barking, are you allowed to kick out at it to drive it back if it doesn’t appear to be stopping its charge towards you?

My advice: Open your mind. Each of you weighs average of, what, 180 pounds. Your average dog: 80-pounds. So if you fought an 80-pound dude, you’d spend half of it laughing and all of it fucking that little motherfucker up. So, approach it like you’re fighting a little, weird 80-pound man with powerful jaws. Let’s talk technique. One that works well— simply allow your dog opponent to clamp down on a lesser used limb, like, say, your left arm, which allows you four minutes to beat the fucking shit out of ‘em with your advantaged right hand. K.O. You guys know what that is? Knock out. Brain damage. That’s what ‘K.O.’ fucking means. You render their brains damaged until they lose consciousness. So, fight the fucking dog like a fucking dog and go right at his ass and let him bite a lesser limb. Then knock the little motherfucker out by punching him in the fucking little dog head, where his little fuckin’ dog brain is! They’re trained to take you down, so I’m training you to take them down, which I pretty much just did.