/Foodporn told me this belonged here, I thought I did okay :(

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SignificantDrawer374@reddit

I would gobble that down right now, but big chunks of stuff mixed in with scrambled eggs never looks very good on a plate.

I made myself a good hotdog scramble the other day in this style

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For some reason I've never thought of adding steak OR hot dogs to my egg scramble and this is just blowing my mind over here. All the wasted years! I usually just do diced potatoes, eggs, carrots, peppers, and hamburger. Why I never branched out from hamburger I'll never know. Wtf. 🤯

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Individual-Level9308@reddit

hotdogs and eggs were the only way I could eat scrambled eggs as a kid, otherwise they were too gross for me.

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stevencastle@reddit

I like adding Vienna sausages to my eggs. Gives you a cheap protein.

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rblashak@reddit

You did ok in the sense that this should go into a bowl as a quick breakfast. But your scrambled eggs are still wet.

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Designer-Departure87@reddit

We accept you with open arms. Rubbery eggs and overcooked steak consumer.

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Blurstingwithemotion@reddit

That's steak? I thought it was mushrooms

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TheDevilishFrenchfry@reddit

Just melt some cheese on that bad boy and throw it in a microwave warmed tortilla and you're good to go

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YourAverageGod@reddit

I buy burrito sized tortillas for these specific moments.

Made yesterday:

Had left over steak, 3 eggs, cooked it up with jalapeño, onion, red pepper, mushroom, and roasted potato with 2 slices of kraft single. Some green salsa and a bit of Mexican sour cream. 🤌

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tdawg2k7@reddit

You’re too fancy for us

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CheckOutUserNamesLad@reddit

Username checks out, king

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DonutWhole9717@reddit

theyre not rubbery, theyre scrambled soft

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HereComesJustice@reddit

I thought it was chopped up chocolate lmao

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Sproose_Moose@reddit

I'm picturing this being said by Dorothy on the golden girls

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Corkadorkey@reddit

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Prairie-Peppers@reddit

This generally isn't what people mean by steak and eggs.

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cosmicwonder_gem@reddit

I been on a egg kick lately, so this looks good

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medicated_in_PHL@reddit

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.”

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LockPickingPilot@reddit

You should fry a potato in there. I called it scrambled potatoes

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Crosstitution@reddit

i would fuck this up with sriracha. perfect breakfast

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xblackdemonx@reddit

It's definitely shitty

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Lantzanator@reddit

Welcome, this is where you belong.

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Cat_Alien_Thing@reddit

At least it looks tasty

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KazinGX@reddit

Had worse. You still eat it

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Chromelium@reddit

Shit I'd eat that. In fact, i'mma make it right now but with canned smoked fish

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floshady@reddit

Perfect for here! 🙌

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YoWoody2020@reddit

You did not do okay. I am sorry.

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ifuckinlovetiddies@reddit

It's just overcooked steak and eggs lol

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S_thescientist@reddit

Would 100% smash. Also acknowledge that it’s not super aesthetically pleasing

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UntestedMethod@reddit

I'd eat it and I generally hate food, so I'd say you did okay.

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Crazycukumbers@reddit

It’s normally steak and eggs, not steak in eggs.

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ninesevenecho@reddit

It doesn’t look too terrible. Would make for a great steak and egg breakfast burrito

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muffalohat@reddit

Definitely does not belong here, but only because bitching about other subs in your title is against the forum rules. See the moderator's recent sticky post at the top of the sub.

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tomwhoiscontrary@reddit

What even is this dish? A steak bite omelette that exploded? Is that a thing?

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Gorkymalorki@reddit

Put it in a tortilla with some salsa Verde and you got some great breakfast tacos.

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amiableviking@reddit

Came here to say precisely this 😂

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carriegood@reddit

It may not be "shitty food" porn, but it's definitely shitty "food porn".

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pottedPlant_64@reddit

So cute that you posted this to food porn first 😂 but try decent food porn.

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Eszalesk@reddit

this is a good student meal as we know students are lazy

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ll8bitHEROll@reddit

I would smack this up

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slimetabnet@reddit

It's kinda hard to tell when it's not on a plate, but I wouldn't worry about it too much since someone posted stir fried cicadas on here yesterday. 💀

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princess_kittah@reddit

r/foodporn has a heavy bias towards presentation ready food onna plate

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delano0408@reddit

Eitherway a overcooked steak with some rubbery eggs wouldn't have belonged there or on decentfoodporn

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tehspacepope@reddit

Yeah it's not really a food sub, it's a photography sub.

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delano0408@reddit

Crazy that you thought this belongs to foodporn lol. They have more of a obsession with pics than food anyway, wouldn't have mattered in the end.

That said I'd smash that plate.

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GameboyAd_Vance@reddit

Ain't pretty but I bet it gets the job done

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Luffyhaymaker@reddit

Wow, that actually looks really good to me, maybe I'm just unrefined but I see nothing wrong with it. I think people are honestly being waaaaay too judgemental, I'd devour that and probably pass out right afterwards lmfao

I hope your day goes better, buddy. Reddit will reddit I guess.....

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