ULPT- “Friend” just obviously using me and blatantly rude while doing it but I currently posses many of their belongings

Posted by universehugs@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 25 comments

So my “friend” was clearly just using me for my car in the past and because I was such a caring person I would do anything for my friends. They take my kindness for weakness but I have many of their belongings they gave me to hold onto because I’m so trustworthy. The level of disrespect they’ve shown me is disgusting so I’m wondering what moves can I make with this advantage.

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FJB444@reddit

Give your friend back their things. There's nothing worse than people who hold other people's belongings hostage. If they're such a bad person just give them all their stuff back and don't continue the relationship any further.

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Flux_My_Capacitor@reddit

r/lostredditors

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FJB444@reddit

I've seen and received plenty of ethical advice in this sub. But I stand firm on the belief that you should never withhold belongings from someone, that's theft. Give them back their stuff, and move on with your life.

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gooeyjello@reddit

It's not theft of they give it to you

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FJB444@reddit

leaving it at your house, or in your car is a condition of circumstance. Not a gift. If it is an item they purchased you need to return it to them.

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gooeyjello@reddit

OP started the items we're given to them.

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FJB444@reddit

somehow I don't believe that. Just do the right thing. I've got nothing left to say here.

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gooeyjello@reddit

Well, since this is the sub that it is, I think that your morals are not what OP is looking for

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fattestshark94@reddit

Maybe they have poor reading skills and thought they were in the ethical subreddit

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cero1399@reddit

At least make it unethical by adding a piss disk.

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pegoff@reddit

pretty sure you forgot the liquid ass

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universehugs@reddit (OP)

I dunno, seems kind of ethical to me

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gooeyjello@reddit

First, I'd start with... "Belongings? What belongings?"

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hairy_muff_muncher@reddit

Can any of the items fit up your ass? Shove them up there and then put them back in storage

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_n3ll_@reddit

Or just stink palm them https://youtube.com/shorts/qP3fcwaJSYM

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ironicmirror@reddit

Ye' old ass-penny strategy....its.a.lomg term game, but I like it.

https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI?feature=shared

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bottomlless@reddit

"Aw man, you mean that was your stuff? If you hurry over to the Goodwill you can probably buy most of it back."

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SecretOscarOG@reddit

Depends on what the stuff is. Use it, give it to people you like, or trash it. Dont give it to people who know him

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sarcaster632@reddit

Sounds like a good day to start smoking

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ironicmirror@reddit

Do you have a boat?

You should tell everyone that you have a boat. You should often spend weekends away going to lakes and rivers with your boat and tell people that you are be boating over there. Going social media and post pictures of boats, people on boats, and you admiring boats. You can probably find some boating shows nearby, you should go to those, tell people you are going to those, ask people if they want to go with you to the boating show because you're thinking about improving the boat that you already have though it's a pretty good boat to be honest.

Then one Monday afternoon tell your friend that unfortunately all the things that he gave you to hold on to around the boat when you had a horrible boating accident.

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universehugs@reddit (OP)

I like it

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BourbonSucks@reddit

ULPT: borrow money from them and ghost them