we should trim our nails into the grand canyon until it fills up
Posted by ChristoStankich@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 45 comments
yeah
Posted by ChristoStankich@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 45 comments
yeah
FreakinAwesomeInc@reddit
r/theydidthemath care to weigh in on what that would take?
ChristoStankich@reddit (OP)
at least 5 people
FreakinAwesomeInc@reddit
Ai says:
Approximately 1.24 × 10¹⁶ people’s annual nail clippings (or 1.55 × 10¹⁴ people’s lifetime clippings) would be needed to fill the Grand Canyon, assuming loose packing. Accounting for packing efficiency, around 2.48 × 10¹⁶ people’s annual clippings may be more realistic. This is equivalent to about 1.51 million to 3.02 million times the current global population’s annual clippings.
__goner@reddit
The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or you can just come pick me out of my truck or you could come pick it out of the garage or you could come pick me out from work or you can pick me out and I’ll pick you out from work if that’s what you’re comfortable and you could come over to your place or you could pick me out or you can just come and get me and I could just pick me out and pick it out and pick me out and pick me out and pick it out and pick me out
OrderOfMagnitude@reddit
That's wrong, don't trust AI for math. You're telling me nail clippings packed efficiently is only 2x more dense than loose and random? That's bullshit.
Also I'm pretty sure it's 10^12 order of magnitude, not 10^16. I got 2.7x10^12 people for 1 year of clippings to do it.
Fuck AI, dumbasses everywhere
FreakinAwesomeInc@reddit
If I need to know how many gumballs theoretically fit in a swimming pool Ai is great because it answers right away and doesn’t act like an asshole.
If I need to balance my business ledger or anything of consequence Ai is bad for that.
It works for the shit that doesn’t matter. It’s a toy that is slowly replacing human relationships and I think this is by design.
If I want to know about the views of a band, the overall tone of their lyrics, some good new song suggestions etc I could go on reddit or some other forum and have a bunch of assholes talk down to me for asking questions or I could have Ai answer it for me.
Meanwhile, the media, troll accounts, disinformation bots, indoctrination funnels etc rile people up to hate each other and be as unwelcoming and condescending as they can possible be.
Juxtapose that with a “friend” who knows a little bit about everything and makes shit up every now and again.
Why would we bother asking humans first?
Believe me, I’m not pro Ai, but as an experiment I ask humans things and ask Ai things to get an idea of where we are headed.
I don’t think we’re going anywhere good, but I also don’t think I can stop it.
OrderOfMagnitude@reddit
You act like the only 2 options are asking AI or asking strangers online. What happened to the option where you do your own research and figure it out yourself? Usually these discussion threads already exist and you don't need to ask the question yourself.
Taking information from an untrustworthy source just because it is nice to you is a really bad way to live life imo
FreakinAwesomeInc@reddit
I think you missed most of what I said or you just want to argue. I love how your first go to was “figure it out yourself” which is a common thing I see whenever somebody researches the ever loving fuck about something and asks for some help filling in the last part, to be met with a bunch of self righteous assholes telling them they didn’t do the work.
What the fuck is the point of asking a question to be told go do it yourself?
I’m not great at math but when pondering something if I think the math is doable by me I do the math and don’t ask anybody.
Also, Ai has been available to developers and SEO specialists fully 2-3 years before everybody got all tingly about Chat GPT, meaning an ever increasing amount of information available online is Ai nonsense anyway. A lot of it was churned out before Ai was even as good as it is now.
The point I’m making is that large portions of the information we search for is poisoned by bad Ai content, half the people we argue with online are Ai bot accounts, and if you meet an actual human they’ll be a dick to you.
What are our options for asking questions if we’ve hit a dead end or know something is out of our capability to research?
You can ask online strangers, ask Ai, or ask an algorithm. I could call the university and see if they have anybody available to calculate toenails.
What is the full list of options?
OrderOfMagnitude@reddit
Missed most of what you said? I just want to argue? Dude I gave you a proper response.
You're justifying taking wrong answers from AI by saying that the other options are just as bad or worse, am I wrong that premise? You're saying stuff like "I could go on reddit or some other forum and have a bunch of assholes talk down to me for asking questions" or "the media, troll accounts, disinformation bots, indoctrination funnels etc rile people up to hate each other"
You're implying that going online and asking people directly is the only alternative to using AI. That's called a false dichotomy.
In reality, you can just research this information yourself. Look up the square area of fingernails, then look up the volume of the grand canyon, then divide it. It doesn't involve asking someone to do it for you, and it doesn't involve asking an AI to give you a confidently wrong answer that's several orders of magnitude off.
So since there are more options outside of just asking strangers online, no, AI use is not justified.
That's what I'm saying. I don't just "want to argue", I want to point out that your justification is flawed. And I'm doing so in a well spoken and polite way. The only difference is now I'm taking hundreds of words to do so.
Ummmm, no. No single example anywhere here involves someone doing 99% of the research and asking for the last 1%. All the examples have been for point blank questions, even your own examples. You're trying to downplay the laziness of asking strangers to do your research by pretending the asker has already done lots of work, and that downplaying is pretty much admitting you know you're being lazy.
So you think having the ability to ask a question entitles you to command the time of strangers online? Sorry bud, sometimes you get free help and sometimes people mock you. That's what you get for asking a stranger to volunteer their free time.
So now you're arguing against doing you're own work because you're saying all the information online is wrong anyways. Even though you can just validate the information yourself by checking sources and using your critical thinking. Really you just want any excuse to use AI instead of researching it to completion yourself.
If it's out of your capability to research, and you can't find someone to explain it to you (which sometimes involves attending university or paying for classes, information isn't always free), then you're out of options. Going to AI and getting a WRONG answer is not an alternative. It's not an option.
Either keep trying until you actually succeed, or accept that the information is unattainable.
bionicjoey@reddit
Yeah well the text generator on my phone says
Both are equally good at math.
FreakinAwesomeInc@reddit
Yeah, but r/theydidthemath doesn’t pick up the phone when you call.
HideousPillow@reddit
based
mine says thank you i think
jmlipper99@reddit
Which AI? Some are better at math and research than others
ahavemeyer@reddit
Well. I find I certainly cannot disagree.
Mathsboy2718@reddit
4.17 trillion cubic metres of space
This other weird post has estimated 132.552 cubic centimetres of fingernail in one's lifetime.
This means 7544 people can fill 1 cubic metre in their life, so we would need 31.45 quadrillion people to collect their fingernails for a lifetime.
Banana-Up-My-Bum@reddit
I bite then eat my nails, so I’m out. Sorry guys
P1zzaman@reddit
I want to swim in there once it’s full.
jmlipper99@reddit
Once it’s full of fingernails!?
P1zzaman@reddit
Yes.
jmlipper99@reddit
Why
LiberaceRingfingaz@reddit
I have nothing clever to say, just want thank you very much for helping bring this sub back to its roots.
WallStLegends@reddit
You stole my idea
BeGoodToEverybody123@reddit
What is the benefit of doing so?
bionicjoey@reddit
It would be possible to walk across it
BeGoodToEverybody123@reddit
Maybe one part could be eggshells so we could compare!
City_Of_Champs@reddit
Ah the million dollar question
ChristoStankich@reddit (OP)
the grand canyon is kind of useless, why not have fun with it
Head-Impress1818@reddit
You haven’t already been doing this?
grafknives@reddit
Sooo.
Would the Naglfar be able to swim in it?
Electrical-Hair4017@reddit
or fill it with all the money from our bank accounts (i’ll be at the bottom making sure it doesn’t go anywhere)
TheLastSamurai101@reddit
If we're lucky, some of the billionaires' fortunes will trickle down into it.
ANakedSkywalker@reddit
High protein canyoning
jmlipper99@reddit
TIL keratin is a protein
TheThiefReflects@reddit
And, why not cut our hair over it, even shave over it. That will fill it up in no time
ChristoStankich@reddit (OP)
that would be inconvenient for people in europe, me included, to go there every two days
TheThiefReflects@reddit
I'm also in Europe, and I understand it's not convenient, but every two days? I was thinking every day..
ChristoStankich@reddit (OP)
i shave every two days, sorry if your schedule is different, not trying to scheduleshame or anything
TheThiefReflects@reddit
Its too late you've scheduleshamed me now, and now my feelings are hurt, and that stops my hair growth.
OffBeatBerry_707@reddit
Ok, coming from a Zack Films short, if you were to pee into the Grand Canyon (bear with me), it would theoretically take 800K years to fill it. Considering people pee atleast twice a day, and growing nails is a slow process, I can’t imagine how even slower it is to fill the fkn Grand Canyon
ahavemeyer@reddit
How expensive to fill it with food-ready saffron?
ahavemeyer@reddit
I got the results.
726.08 quadrillion hours 32.42 quintillion dollars
Best get started quick.
Im_high_as_shit@reddit
Filling the Grand Canyon is a fetish of this sub.
ahavemeyer@reddit
That would probably make a pretty nice coal bed for future generations.
Like, FUTURE generations. They'll probably have more eyes or something by then.
Your_As_Stupid_As_Me@reddit
At least it's something else to add. If you've ever been on a tour of the grand canyon, they encourage you to pee in it and help fill it back up.
iInciteArguments@reddit
Yup that’s pretty crazy