ULPT: If you suspect that you're being stalked by a family member, create a fake planner and direct them to your city's most dangerous places.

Posted by Kvltist4Satan@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 5 comments

So, you buy a normal day planner. When you have free time, pretend you have plans at the crackhead Circle K. Use the address only.

Take them to places they hate disguised as places they love. Pretend you have a job interview or a study day, stalkers love that. Pretend that you have a date if they suspect infidelity.

Just anywhere a guy can get their asses whooped. I don't even think it's illegal because it's your property.

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taintmaster900@reddit

Wat

This is worthless to me, how about a ULPT about being stalked by the government? Actually I have one.

Turn your phone off and leave it at home and pretend it's the 90s and then go for a walk thru the rich white suburbs while being poor and also white. The whiteness is to prevent the cops from bothering you. Look up how to identify government vehicles idk.

I'm not paranoid I just pretend to be for fun. You can't be paranoid about anything if you simply cannot suspend your disbelief in reality anyway. Be a slut do whatever you want.

Kvltist4Satan@reddit (OP)

I don't understand what you're saying. I don't feel insulted nor complimented.

basal_gangly@reddit

Ok, but…family member?

My mother was stalked by my dad during her studies so he won't leave her.

alexj5566@reddit

How would they have access to your planner?

Making up that you have stalkers is pretty low.