ULPT - bought fake college transcripts. how cooked am I?

Posted by StrawberryShelby898@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 331 comments

the title pretty much says it all- I got desperate from job searching (laid off beginning of April 2025) and put on my resume that I had a B.S. Computer Science degree from a closed down college. Never got any interviews, more rejection emails than I can count until I made this adjustment. Mind you I do have experience in tech for different positions (software developer, business systems analyst etc)

I had one interview with company A and one scheduled for next week for company B. Company A reached out this morning stating they wanted to make me an offer pending background check. I went ahead and bought fake college transcripts (since that seems to be more convincing than the actual degree itself is what I've learned) and they are saying that the background check normally takes 2 weeks.

I cannot confess this lie now, I'm in too deep lol I am pretty sure I won't get the job, but any agreeing/disagreeing opinions are welcomed. Thank you :p