I was just thinking that if we taught crabs how to read they could go to school and get better jobs than just walking around the ocean floor.
Posted by Infamous-Arm3955@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 7 comments
No_Toe7581@reddit
Crab People. Crab People. Walk like Crab, talk like People.
DS_Vindicator@reddit
How high are you right now?
Infamous-Arm3955@reddit (OP)
Yeah, it was 2:00am.
Mesoscale92@reddit
I’m pretty sure South Park made a documentary about that.
TheThiefReflects@reddit
It's a great idea. Octopuses could be the teachers, but then the dolphins will turn up and wreck the place.
liberal_texan@reddit
Dolphins would totally be the popular jocks that get all the girls and make the little crabs's lives miserable.
MaTr82@reddit
Wouldn't it make more sense to teach brabs or arabs first?