Filmstrips with records *beep*

In elementary, no one got turns. I was designated as THE one who ran the filmstrip and 16 mil projectors. I trained my replacement at the end of the year. Coincidentally, as a jr lieutenant, I ran the huge auditorium with a very complex, expensive media setup with multiple screens and sources because I was responsible for the pre-checking the financial data in the submitted content, too. Quarterly we'd have colonel to general and SES ranks from wright patt and pentagon and white house staffers. Being rebel genx I once put on one slide in tiny unreadable print "Help! I'm being held prisoner in the projector room". My commander could have only caught it if he were tabbing thru the text boxes on PC and increased the font. Got one of those "I shouldn't be smiling when I'm disciplining you" lessons. He knew I liked that part of my job and had automated Stoplight PP chart creation from my excel templates which eliminated the tons of errors from submitters like "Why is this green when program execution is at 50%? That's red." me PowerPoint Warrior and slide turner