ULPT: Ruin some evangelicals' plans to stop/disrupt small town pride festival
Posted by WayMoreClassier@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 173 comments
Hey guys! I feel so naughty posting here.
I'm from a small town in a red state, and this year some folks I know there worked very hard to get a little pride festival approved by the city. I've recently been made aware of a facebook group of mostly evangelicals who are fighting to stop it, and, if they can't do that, protest and disrupt it however they can.
I live on the other side of the country now (because small town red state) so there's not much I can do in person, but I was thinking I could infiltrate their fb group and fuck up their plans somehow. I already created a fake profile of a white Christian woman who is "new to the area". What can I do?
ironicmirror@reddit
Be the organizer. Say you have a bus and you can drive everyone into town so you can all arrive at the same time "as a show of force". Meet up somewhere outside of town. A restaurant or convenience store that has a large parking lot.
Set up the meet for a specific time, call it 11:00 a.m. at 10:50 a.m., Facebook the group and tell people that you are running a little behind.
Call up the cops and say you see a bunch of people sex trafficking little girls at that parking lot at 10:55.
RedIcarus1@reddit
Actually rent a bus, take them to Mexico.
what_the_purple_fuck@reddit
Mexico: they're not sending their best
PoopBaby0013@reddit
I live in Mexico. You should see what the gringos moving here are like. All these motherfuckers hate brown people so much then why we have all the MAGA fuck heads moving here?
neotokyo2099@reddit
Dude I noticed that last time I was in Baja I was like wtf
soft_animal@reddit
Rent a party bus. Hire a local drag queen/several drag queens to host the ride. Make sure the route doesn’t actually take them to the parade/festivities.
ExtremaDesigns@reddit
This idea should be adopted 😃
Uhohtallyho@reddit
Pro tip be specfic that law enforcement should check all digital devices, they'll find one pedo in the group for sure.
Scalpyy_mc_scalpface@reddit
An anonymous 911 call is not probable cause.
OP, please do not do this.
Uhohtallyho@reddit
There are non emergency numbers to call for local law enforcement. For example if you see someone veering on the road, you want law enforcement to stop them and make sure it's not a drunk driver or someone with a medical condition. This is no different, just a concerned citizen.
bacon_n_legs@reddit
I'd just like to chime in here: if you see someone veering on the road, you DO call 911. This is what MADD (Mother's Against Drunk Driving) recommends as well. That driver could either be drunk or suffering a medical emergency, and be a minute away from killing someone in a head-on crash. 911 for suspected drunk drivers, always.
Uhohtallyho@reddit
I always feel bad about it like maybe they just dropped their hot coffee in their lap because that's something my clumsy ass would do but you are right, definitely call 911 for that one.
pixiegurly@reddit
Yeah no call. I was falling asleep at the wheel without realizing it and someone called and the cop stopped me and it probably saved my life, and others.
Granted, not the funnest way to find out about a sleep disorders but like doctors were gunna say it was anything besides stress anxiety or being fat? C'mon, Im a woman. 🙄 (Not even that obese, like American average, and the sleep apnea of a morbidly obese person. I was choking an average of 50x per hour at the in home sleep study which usually under records incidents. Thanks American healthcare!)
bluebing29@reddit
Then it’s easily explainable by the driver.
ironicmirror@reddit
Those losers will probably bring their kids to the protest....this is easy pickings
AnotherDoubtfulGuest@reddit
Or let them know that you got Intel that the pride parade is changing locations, drive them to the next town over, and get “lost.“
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
I want to be your friend. I don't think it would be fun to be your enemy.
halbeshendel@reddit
That escalated quickly.
ironicmirror@reddit
They started it!
7thAndGreenhill@reddit
If I ever piss you off, please let me know so I can apologize
Cuneus-Maximus@reddit
This is the way, hijack their entire protest.
LocalInactivist@reddit
You can construct a slingshot from rubber tubing and a funnel that can fire water balloons over a hundred yards with a high degree of accuracy. They can be fired from cover with a low chance of discovery. Balloons don’t have to be filled with water. They can be filled with urine, beer, and/or honey.
lylertila@reddit
A honey balloon?!?! My god man that's genius. And diabolical. Would there be a way to construct another layer filled with feathers somehow?
LocalInactivist@reddit
One of the advantages of honey is that it will attract insects. Also, honey manages to get on everything. They’ll be cleaning it out of their cars for weeks. When they get home they’ll have to strip naked on the porch to avoid tracking it all over the house. That’s gonna suck especially hard for apartment dwellers.
Unplannedroute@reddit
Glitter.
lylertila@reddit
Good point. You could just mix the glitter into the honey. No need for a separate enclosure.
Gotta use makeup glitter though. It makes regular glitter seem like paper confetti
Unplannedroute@reddit
Boat paint for beautiful nuclear iprion
lylertila@reddit
Did they actually settle that reddit mystery? I feel so ootl
Unplannedroute@reddit
Boat paint is indeed the massive consumer of glitter. How else to make it look like your boat is shimmering across the water trailing fairy dust?
FishOutOfWalter@reddit
Boat paint is a massive consumer of glitter, but they wouldn't try to keep consumers from discovering that their glittering boat, in fact, contained glitter.
The most likely answer that I've seen was manufactured countertops. They also use tons of glitter but probably don't want customers of high-end kitchen remodels to be thinking that their $10k faux stone is industrialized arts and crafts.
lylertila@reddit
Photoplankton?
Odd_Violinist8660@reddit
Antifa
triggered318@reddit
Whatever you decide to do, good luck, we're rooting for you!
cooperstonebadge@reddit
If you do manage to infiltrate spread rumors that the pride event has moved time and location and/or been cancelled
NorthRoseGold@reddit
Tell people you'll take care of the permits for a protest space or stuff like that. "Oh no need for an amplifier, I own one!"
spliffthemagicdragon@reddit
this is great!
MrChatterfang@reddit
Honestly this is the best idea I've seen yet. Fuck over their day so they feel like it was a waste of their time protesting the pride event!
SusanBHa@reddit
In Columbus, Ohio we have the Dykes on Bikes that back up their motorcycles and rev them in from of the crazy Christians that try to protest our Pride Parade.
PoopBaby0013@reddit
"Official" memo from ANTIFA "(Name of State) Headquarters" announcing planned action at the event. Make sure one gets to the press and the small town cops. Send them into a frenzy of fear.
EF_Boudreaux@reddit
So someone absolutely did this - totally infiltrated a maga event and then pulled it down. 👏👏👏
Why not you?
My absolute fave though is watching the drag queens walk the end of the pride parade and heckle the Bible thumpers
luckygirl54@reddit
IRS complaint process - Tax-Exempt Organizations | Internal Revenue Service
Report them.
Always0421@reddit
For what?
Tax exempt organization can certainly lobby gor or agains or ondemn support specific priciciples, clauses, platform... even specific bills or amendments....they cannot however endorse specific individuals by name.
Clogging up an irs report.lime.ismt going to help anything
Mtn_Soul@reddit
Will start reporting churches as well, at least the right wing ones.
Hello_Hangnail@reddit
Lol, evil mf
C-4isNOTurFriend@reddit
This is the WAY
Plasticity93@reddit
Vevuzalas and Aztec Death Whistles.
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
Find out who their attorney is and see if you can run up their attorney fees.
00010101@reddit
Is there a cheap way to find out who their attorney is?
ialsohaveadobro@reddit
To answer your question, though: if the state has online access to court records, search the group's name and the group leader's name. If any civil suits come up, the info should include the attorneys who represented the parties.
Of course, it's possible that they switched lawyers since then, but in a small town their old lawyer probably knows who their new lawyer is.
ialsohaveadobro@reddit
It's unlikely that they have one yet, since it sounds like they recently formed, unless they got all formal and incorporated their group or something
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
Call them up and say that you're filing a lawsuit against them and need to contact their attorney.
This is how I cost a company that fired me improperly thousands of dollars. It was fun.
Boring_Material_1891@reddit
If it’s a small town, there’s probably not many options. If you call around and say you want to litigate against them, if they are already clients, they can’t take you on because it’s a conflict of interest and would likely tell you that.
crm006@reddit
Clever.
Super_Reading2048@reddit
Ohhhhh I love this!
phoneacct696969@reddit
Great call.
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
Schedule meetings. Cancel them last minute. Reschedule.
Smash_Shop@reddit
I've done some counter protesting against those religious extremist types. They all think very highly of themselves. Very macho and all that. One thing they absolutely hate is bubbles. Yes, those beautiful floating orbs that cause children to squeal with delight. It is hard to shout fire and brimstone when you're in a flurry of bubbles. One person even called the police on me because my bubbles assaulted him. The cops just laughed in his face.
Sorry, not unethical. But it works.
OliveFusse@reddit
Similar vein: hire a bagpiper. It only takes one they’re so powerful !
FunkyFarmington@reddit
Or someone with a trumpet playing the clown song. Even a boombox (eff I'm old) I mean bluetooth speaker would work.
vanshenan89@reddit
Pink pony club in repeat right at them. With a bubble machine. And whatever multicolored dust they use for color fun runs. BOOM.
itsatrapp71@reddit
Or you could get a big bag of fairy herpes, also known as glitter.
nooneuno2021@reddit
Fairy herpes 😂😂
NightMgr@reddit
Hire one? Why take a chance on someone enjoying the pipes?
It's time to learn to play yourself.
What's better is a small group of beginner bagpipe students.
That is the sound of freedom.
zombiezambonidriver@reddit
Give a bunch of kids recorders and have them stand by the protesters.
Frisinator@reddit
Freedom Pipes!
lokii_0@reddit
yes but then you're still ruining the pride parade, just for entirely different reasons.
Patient_Ease_4876@reddit
Great point
siannan@reddit
Sousaphone. No one can be taken seriously with a sousaphone punctuating their every gesture.
astronarchaeology@reddit
Or Benny Hill chase music!
Talory09@reddit
Its real name is "Yakety Sax" and it's by Boots Randolph. The Benny Hill Show made it famous.
virtualadept@reddit
Something we did in undergrad was talk the three ska bands on campus into playing right behind them all day. We passed the hat to buy them pizza and beer at the end of the day.
Key_Drawer_3581@reddit
https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&source=android-browser&q=Impact+driver+driven+air+horn#ebo=0
perseidot@reddit
Air horns are also good, if there’s no bagpiper to be found
NorthRoseGold@reddit
Massive amounts, op. Like bubble machines
zombiezambonidriver@reddit
They sell bubble guns.
s2ample@reddit
Honestly would be so worth it to invest in a counter-assault bubble machine
Smash_Shop@reddit
MASSIVE
LV2107@reddit
Glitter would work well too. And vuvuzelas.
PRA421369@reddit
Vuvuzelas? Ease up there Satan
oneofthehumans@reddit
I forgot about those! Haven’t thought of them since the World Cup
perseidot@reddit
Vuvuzelas are a great idea! I’ve seen bagpipers recommended, and I offered air horns. Honestly, a dedicated chorus of kazoos would be fantastic as well. Or a marching band.
Add glitter bombs along with the bubble machine idea. The bubble solution will make them sticky, and the glitter will adhere to them. They’ll never get it off everything!
rabid_cheese_enjoyer@reddit
if you are sick with an airborn illness and blow the bubbles instead of using a bubble machine or device then it's a bit unethical
Virtual_Product_5595@reddit
But not illegal if no one can prove intent.
Burninator05@reddit
What if we melt some piss disks and use the resulting liquid as the bubble base liquid?
ninpendle64@reddit
Squirt some liquid ass into the piss disk bubble mixture
northernpikeman@reddit
Excellent piss disc inclusion. Keep up the good work.
rabid_cheese_enjoyer@reddit
when all you have are piss disks everything looks like a lawn
no idea if I did that correctly
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/if_all_you_have_is_a_hammer,_everything_looks_like_a_nail
rabid_cheese_enjoyer@reddit
yup!
WantonWord@reddit
I've looked into megaphone options. I WILL SHOUT LOVE AND TOLERANCE AND COMMON SENSE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
AffectionateMarch394@reddit
Join the group, build trust, and then start a whole whisper campaign about how they are actually doing the festival at a different date/location, and how it's a big conspiracy cover up when they advertise for the actual date.
MrMonkeyMN@reddit
Has anyone suggested piss discs yet?
MissMandibular@reddit
I think they went with piss balloons.
MrMonkeyMN@reddit
Oh snap, that sprayback can be dangerous. #brave
Asleep_Flatworm_5884@reddit
Spreading rumours is very effective
Exact_Programmer_658@reddit
I don't have any advice but they tried real hard to shut one down a town over from me. It had already been organized with the city and they couldn't stop it. They did protest it tho. A few held signs and walked around. People mostly ignored them.
Britishkid1@reddit
My vote will always be the mariachi band following them around… it will piss them off on multiple levels!
CaptainLucid420@reddit
Get a black SUV with dark window tint and a camera with a big long lens. Have someone to drive you and when you see evangelicals pull up close enough they will notice you. Open the window and stick the lens way out and take pictures. If they approach just drive away but stay in the area so they can still see the SUV a block away with a big camera pointing at.them.
Migratetolemmy@reddit
Could do this with a drone. Fly right up in their conversation just out of reach with a camera in their face.
ccc9912@reddit
This is a good one. Get their paranoid asses.
so_cheapandjuicy@reddit
Call in the clowns.
Anti-Nazi demonstrators in Knoxville, Tennessee called themselves Coup Clutz Clowns. (redletterchristians.org) In 2007, the group Anti Racist Action staged a full-fledged clown performance at a neo-Nazi rally in Knoxville, Tennessee. The clowns feigned confusion at demonstrators’ cries of “White power!” and called back, “White flour?” as they threw fistfulls of flour into the air.
“White power!” the neo-Nazi group shouted, and the clowns pretended they finally understood their mistake. “Oh, white flowers!” they cried out, handing white flowers to passersby, including some of the neo-Nazis themselves.
“White power!” they yelled again. “Tight shower?” the clowns called back, holding a shower head in the air and crowding together in a ridiculous attempt to follow the directions of the white supremacist group.
They tried once more: “White power!” And the female clowns exclaimed, as though they finally understood, “Wife power!” raising letters in the air to spell out the words and hoisting the male clowns in the air, running around and carrying them in their arms.
The clowns stole the show, and continued parading through the streets with the police smiling happily at their sides while the neo-Nazi group called off their demonstration several hours early. This action inspired clowns in Charlotte, North Carolina to also yell “Wife power!” at a white supremacist rally. They also held signs that said “Dwight Power!” next to photos of the NBA player Dwight Howard.
trustme1maDR@reddit
I'm disproportionately angry that you said, "Call in the clowns" instead of, "Send in the clowns." 😑
BrewerBuilder@reddit
They're already here...
so_cheapandjuicy@reddit
My brain remembered the correct wording as I was falling asleep and, like you, I also felt disproportionately angry.
WantonWord@reddit
All I can think of is "We are all clowns" and I have some very interesting ĵuxtapositions now.
LittleDuffy@reddit
I couldn’t make up a story like this if I tried. I can’t believe this really happened
ombloshio@reddit
Along these same lines, there’s another group called The Pansy Patrol (instagram link) that will hold up giant flowers in front of the anti-protester’s signs. OP could also reach out to them and see if there’s a branch around or willing to travel
BrewerBuilder@reddit
Follow them around at the event with signs that say "Super Gays! These guys come to all the Pride Events!", then let everyone laugh them off.
SundaySchoolTraitor@reddit
Look up those leading activities against your event. It probably wouldn’t take much effort to find a lot of them with active profiles on Tinder, Grindr, Swinger sites, etc. Initiate conversation, get pics, print out giant copies of conversations and photos and attach to signage with their names and profiles. Don’t even warn them, just show up with their info on blast.
DogsAreMyDawgs@reddit
Create a persona, join the fb group and go even more prejudicial in the plans/comments to either freak some of them out or gain more evidence of their outward homophobia/racism/xenophobia/anti-semitism.
Once you start in with the really nazi stuff, people will either get freaked out and bail on the group or agree and then you have them on record agreeing and you’ve got screenshots to share.
Use their own hated against them to sew internal chaos.
Dropitlikeitscold555@reddit
Curious, I assume you support people from your side protesting, but against the other side protesting? You don’t believe in free speech for everyone? When the left disrupts, do you get equally upset or is that ok?
perseidot@reddit
You’re not curious, you’re making a poor attempt to be disingenuous.
Your moral relativism is ridiculous. One group is trying to have fun and celebrate their identities. The other group is going to yell unpleasant things at them.
You believe that leftist counter protesters have never been dispersed silenced? Oh, we have. But often with guns, twice with cars driven into crowds, sometimes by the police. With violence, in other words.
Whereas most people here are recommending sowing confusion, bubble machines, glitter, and loud instruments. So violent. Much bad.
Dropitlikeitscold555@reddit
Ah so if the reason they are protesting is something you find unpleasant then you don’t think they have the right to.
Appropriate_Cow94@reddit
I love the clown suggestion. Much better than waiting til they all goto the protest and I spray expanding foam into all the tail pipes of their vehicles.
quizbowler_1@reddit
Cut 3 of the stems from their tires
Dreammagic2025@reddit
Lived in a small town in Ohio for a second. One grocery store small. During pride a couple years ago some kids in town set up on the corner by said grocery store with signs & flags. They were hollering and waving at passer bys, bout 15 of them. Good for them I thought and went in to shop. When I came out about 20 min later the cops were there running them off. ugh. Those small towns need all the help they can get.
Winter-Stranger-3709@reddit
Post in r/chaoticgood
WantonWord@reddit
Don't threaten me with another sub!
baydre@reddit
Rent a PA system and a generator, point it at them and play "Pink Pony Club" on repeat until they go away.
WantonWord@reddit
I'd prefer songs of love and tolerance. I really love Blessid Union of Souls "I Believe." Maybe add Jewel, Sarah McLaughlin, all sorts of things that inspire feelings they don't like.
orangegore@reddit
Make a giant sign that says "We're all pedophiles" and stand with the evangelicals.
L3monh3ads@reddit
At our local Pride Parade, there's always one or two randos with a portable microphone/speaker shouting out garbled bible verses. Last year someone stood beside one of them with a sign that said "Isn't my boyfriend cute when he's grumpy?"
So maybe stand with them carrying a sign that says "Closeted Evangelicals. This is the only way our spouses would let us attend this parade."
Hello_Hangnail@reddit
Counter protest. Bring air horns.
Super_Reading2048@reddit
Dress up with lots of bling, put red lipstick on, grab your selfie stick and plant a big kiss on the cheek any protestor that is the same gender as you.
Bonus points if you wear a tshirt (printed on both sides) with a Bible verse on it Mathew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be judged.
danjouswoodenhand@reddit
Matthew 7:11 Slurp not, that ye be slurped is more fun.
DVAoife420@reddit
if the city allowed it just go about y'all's business. i'm from Ireland and been in Texas for 30 years now and i adapted if Texans want to fuck about they'll find out regardless. just do y'all and if anyone gets in the way ignore bc fuck that hatred. let em shout about just shout louder and more beautifully. Hate < Love mate.
DVAoife420@reddit
always be better than anyone that wants to hate/stop you bruv.
eekspiders@reddit
Organize a spot for everyone to park their cars far from the actual festival, tell them it's a "short walk," then give them long-ass walking directions to nowhere
fluffychonkycat@reddit
Research the organizers. Then, you convince one of your people to play along - possibly a large bear but realistically whoever is OK with doing this. When the organizers turn up, your stooge is going to immediately recognize their "lover" in the group of counter protesters. Having done their research they will know this person's name and call out to them "X, so nice of you to come, are we still on for Friday at the sauna?". Loudly of course. The more the person tries to deny it the more upset your stooge gets about this person denying them, and makes a huge scene. You need to do your research and have a good actor with nerves of steel. Possibly hire someone if necessary. Make sure they dress super-fabulous.
RiggedAndStolen@reddit
Ask yourself why you want small town families with kids to be the audience of your parade. Why not just keep it to yourselves instead of shoving your lifestyle choices down people’s throats.
prettyprettythingwow@reddit
Religion is like a penis. Stop waving it around and don’t shove it down my throat.
Jolly-Bed-1717@reddit
Lol shut up
Regular_Eye_3529@reddit
easy just catfish them on GRINDER and take photos-
Secret-Tackle8040@reddit
You know those guys are on there.
Unplannedroute@reddit
Cross reference and expose
btfoom15@reddit
Grow up. You folks in the deep blue states love to disrupt anything you don't completely agree with, mostly because you are immature, self centered children.
UnethicalLifeProTips-ModTeam@reddit
Your post or comment was removed for violating rule 12: No politics.
Kruger_Smoothing@reddit
Do you have reading comprehension issues? Who is disrupting who in this situation ?
creepy-cats@reddit
It seems like the evangelicals are the ones planning to disrupt what seems to be a normal pride parade. Why are you clutching your pearls over this?
brother_bart@reddit
It’s not unethical, but it’s powerful. In the film about Mathew Shepherd, the organizers designed Angel costumes that had these giant wings that could be raised on maybe PVC pipes or something, and they simply stood in front of the evil fucks from Westboro Baptist Church, raised their wings, and completely blocked them and their hateful signage out of view.
argparg@reddit
Brass band
freedinthe90s@reddit
They only use the parts of the Bible they like, so do the same and throw it in their face. Make up signs that are directly from the scripture that refute their shitty attitude. Better yet, get a megaphone and start preaching back at them. That would be fucking 😂
Start with a few quotes from Sermon on the Mount:
1) Blessed are the merciful 2) Love your enemies 2) When you pray, you shall not be as the HYPOCRITES are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men.
https://speeches-usa.com/Transcripts/jesus-sermon.html
gottriplets@reddit
Glitter bomb them.
creatorofstuffn@reddit
It'd be a damn shame if any of them were on GRINDR.
LocalInactivist@reddit
The counter-protesters will drive to the event. Doubtless, their cars will have distinctive bumper stickers. Honey does terrible things to paint jobs.
Master_Coconut_@reddit
Naples, FL?
WayMoreClassier@reddit (OP)
Haha no. Way smaller town, way redder state.
VisitPrestigious8463@reddit
Redder than Florida? Sounds like Indiana.
DelightfulTexas@reddit
Has to be stupid Texas....
rabid_cheese_enjoyer@reddit
Texas is purplish
DelightfulTexas@reddit
It sure feels red! I would much prefer purple.
rabid_cheese_enjoyer@reddit
gerrymandering sucks so much
Dhaupin@reddit
Start a gofundme that supports "victims" of intolerance, and convince them that they misunderstood the fund, they are the victims. Then send that to the festival to donate to their churches. With the donation comes screenshots of what they are planning and/or all embarrassing DM's of them agreeing with hate.
Apprehensive_Hat8986@reddit
That doesn't embarrass them. 😒
toolsavvy@reddit
lol There are plenty of reasons to protest evangelical christians, this isn't one of them. Just protest the terrorist state of Israel in front of their churches as much as possible. They kiss Israel's ass hard. Have a sign with Jonh Hagee's face with the body of a pig. That'll really get their blood boiling.
Jesus_peed_n_my_butt@reddit
I always have a poster in my car that says Christians are pedophiles and then cites the Bible chapter numbers 31 where God orders his people to save the little girls as spoils of war.
Anytime Christians want to act like they're big and tough and some moral authority, use their own Bible to knock them back in their place.
BloodyIron@reddit
Bring cellphone and wifi disrupting devices and turn it into a communications black-out region. They won't stay very long, but you're literally breaking federal law, so I hope you also have a go bag.
paintwhore@reddit
Whip fistfulls of jacks (the toy) across the church parking lot. Puncture a lot of tires at once you have the double benefit of creating a line at the tire repair places that delays their vehicles being in working order.
Dataeater@reddit
A tuba player.
Real_Pumpkin_Jay@reddit
Become their friend, have them make you a moderator, kick everyone in the group.
ThomasStankEngine@reddit
Shoot em ....with bubbles
AdRegular1647@reddit
Inspiration from the Foo Fighters? Set the protest up by some speakers blasting pride stuff? Just be careful https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/s/ZpkXsLSCVH
https://youtu.be/6e5hRLbCaCs?si=h5x7YrM7Qh7GiVcm
stfucupcake@reddit
Bartlesville, Oklahoma?
f1ve-Star@reddit
Sanford?
degeneratewokeadmins@reddit
You will never be a woman
Fit_Tale_4962@reddit
Check grinder screenshot the evidence
2DamnBig@reddit
Be the first ever 2nd Amendment/Pride festival. Make em think twice.
Deplorable6@reddit
Repent and walk away from your sinfulness. That’ll ruin their plans for the day.
Mastermachetier@reddit
Picket their service as a mini pride fest. Bring the fun to their home
mWade7@reddit
Infiltrate the FB group and start tagging the members with things like, “Hey, ‘Bobby Joe’ - are you going to the parade because…well, ya know, all those times in the woods when we were younger?”
MangeurDeCowan@reddit
Hey, 'Bobby Joe', I see the conversion therapy was successful.
Quite_Peachy_555@reddit
Would love to be of any aid if you get the ball rolling on this. Certainly has my wheels turning on what can be done locally!
KingBooRadley@reddit
Catfish their most outwardly pious members. Publish results via screenshots on town's FB page.
phoneacct696969@reddit
Create a counter protest facebook event, but make sure it has the wrong information and ensure you gather all the info on the “attendees”.