ULPT: What are the smallest substances I could spread somewhere?

I once poked a tuna sandwich through a hole in some drywall at a Burger King once because I was displeased with their service. The seating area has been closed off ever since.

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Honestly for convenience sake I have to go with powdered milk in Fabric and cracks. Literally getting ready to use this method myself in less than a week. My uncle used it before and holy shit it was effective but he also mixed baby formula with his powdered milk and it was fucking everywhere

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Cuneus-Maximus@reddit

fox urine

your own urine after goring yourself on asparagus and black coffee....

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YoungandBeautifulll@reddit (OP)

Don't want to spread your DNA though...

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Well-Milk@reddit

Let some eggs spoil in a bag, dude I guarantee it’s gonna be bad even worse cook them and then let them go bad it’s so gross

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soulglogirl75@reddit

Glitter!!!

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hairy_muff_muncher@reddit

Jizz

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New-IncognitoWindow@reddit

Catfish bait

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NohPhD@reddit

Isovaleric acid. Sounds dangerous but similar to acetic acid (vinegar). Discovered when somebody opened a 1,000 L tank of rotted goat milk. One of the most vile smelling substances on earth

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ObjectiveOk2072@reddit

Hmm... Something leaked from a box at my job a while ago and got on my hands, and it smelled fucking horrible. Like disgusting artificial cheese flavoring plus extremely sour body odor, it didn't smell like a chemical, but it smelled kind of acidic, not far off from puke. I've been wondering what it was ever since. I think that might be what it was, based on descriptions of its smell I found when I Googled it!

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Ok_Display8452@reddit

Find some Surströmming or some other fermented fish paste

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OldERnurse1964@reddit

Damn, Satan

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YoungandBeautifulll@reddit (OP)

I looked up surströmming, it's pretty expensive unfortunately.

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