Incel Anon thinking | TheaterFire

man i wish i didn't read this shit. this is fucking disgusting bro what the hell. if i smelled unwiped ass while fucking i'd immediately go soft and get out of the room so i don't puke

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Lost_Extreme_3897@reddit

Saying no to sex cause her face is ugly is gay

The hands of a ugly jewish woman typed this, if you say no to ugly girls does not make you gay, it means you have standards.

Both are bad to me because I won't be having sex anyway, because ugly is ugly, being average is one thing, but ugly on a completly different scale, if she is ugly both YOU and her will be mocked for eternity, no matter how 'amazing' her 'personality' is.

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Mintyfresh756@reddit

Men overwhelmingly saying fuck it and smashing ugly hoes is what got us into this mess. I have tried to save my friends many times from this fate, they never listen and usually regret it.

I believe there is an ancient chinese saying about this. "You can lead a horse away from ugly female horses, but you cant make him not turn around and fuck them afterwards." -Sun Tzu

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SunJiggy@reddit

This is what bothers me most about inkwells, they call out female privilege yet facilitate it by failing to reject women's interests and acquiescing to whatever she desires no matter how destructive.

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Its-Over-Buddy-Boyo@reddit

If you've ever been into an inkwell discord server you'd experience the cringe of a horde of inkies orbiting and simping hard for the occasional femcel that joins the chat.

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max_power_420_69@reddit

wtf is an inkwell?

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Its-Over-Buddy-Boyo@reddit

A pot of ink for your pen

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horse-admirer@reddit

Sun Tzu was ahead of his time in so many ways

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SalvationSycamore@reddit

Having standards is pretty fruity, not gonna lie. What's next, you gonna care about your appearance and hygiene? Gonna take care with your words or maybe even become an academic? Might as well just skip to the end and suck some cocks.

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nikoll-toma@reddit

look at andrew tate alpha wolf over here

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GCseedling@reddit

I actually thought that line was le heckin based

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snrup1@reddit

Yeah there's just some chicks that are too far gone. Total boner killers. If you need to prove your heterosexuality by fucking a troll, you might unironically, but also ironically, be gay.

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Longjumping_Visit718@reddit

That one meme broke an entire cohort of men "dating" fat, desperate, and lonely women to use that as cope that they weren't "incels"....

Buddy, I think being an "incel" isn't so bad if the alternative is THAT!............

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Low_Understanding984@reddit

I think the moment you turn down sex with a hamplanet you are immediately absolved of involuntarily celibate status, as you are now voluntarily based.

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AnotherScoutTrooper@reddit

wtf is a sex chair

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lifesnotperfect@reddit

It's a chair. For sex. It's in the name.

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Low_Understanding984@reddit

You’ve got sex chaaaiiirrrsss and you got em from me babe

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AstroVan94@reddit

THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING LOSERS!! SAC UP AND BE A MAN!!!

WOMEN LOVE REAL MEN NOT LOSERS WHO SIT IN TGE BASEMENT AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL GOD DAMN DAY. BOW SEASON LASTS FIR MONTHS AND FISHING LICENSES ARE CHEAP.

SAC UP LOSERS!!!

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hellsheep1@reddit

Are you one of those guys where half their Tinder pics are of you holding a dead fish?

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BigCarBill@reddit

Is a sex chair and actual chair or am I missing something

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

You can have sex in an actual chair and also there are various kinds of specialized sex chairs.

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philmarcracken@reddit

some even sell swings!

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Automatic-Junket-621@reddit

As someone who is universally unappealing to all women, I would much rather be in a situation where only disgusting hambeasts are attracted to me. Sex with fat and ugly females is better than no sex at all

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ahackercalled4chan@reddit

the only thing fat women are good for is blow jobs

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Few-Frosting-4213@reddit

Not even that. If they get hungry mid way through, say goodbye to your dick.

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Representative_Art96@reddit

It's a bit hard to believe this, cause it's somethingyou have to experience to believe it, but having sex with someone you're not attracted to is pretty bad. It doesn't feel that good, it's hard to even get it up, and afterwards you're just filled with regret. That being said, the actual sex itself, and only exclusively the moment you're having sex, most specifically the orgasm, feels better than jerking off. So if you want a stronger nut and really don't give a fuck, then go ahead and chase whoever you want.

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uDudyBezDudy@reddit

But the aftermath is something to behold to. For me even if i really try my hardest, if i find a woman unattractive (and believe me the bar is low) everything she does, everything she says becomes anoying and irritating, so after you nut you feel this intense hatred and repulsion to her. And need to get home asap to feel at least a bit of comfort and distance yourself from the events thats just transpired. I’ve smashed 15-ish chicks, one third of whom were deeply unattractive to me and Regret all of them

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donnydodo@reddit

There’s no real right and wrong here. I turned down a few whom I found unattractive and sort of regretted it after. Sort of like a mole in our nature punishes us for turning down a mate.

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kittenmauler@reddit

Honestly it really isn't. You aren't missing anything

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wordjedi@reddit

Like masturbating to porn featuring ugly people, but you also have to fret about losing your bonbon because of the revulsion. There's something humiliating and degrading about sexing somebody who disgusts you. Inner monologue: the fuck am I doing here??

Somewhere I've seen a quote that bad sex is like bad pizza - still pretty good NO THAT'S WRONG

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Comfytendy@reddit

Naw I rather not be traumatized

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Sckjo@reddit

Imagine the smell

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Pubesauce@reddit

At the very least a fat and ugly woman could provide companionship and someone to share interests and experiences with. Which a lot of guys probably need more than sex anyways. Someone who gives a shit about them.

Then if the sex is bad enough you can just skip it and continue spending time with what is essentially your live-in friend. I had a fat girlfriend who seemed to just by default be interested in anything I was if only to spend time with me. It was kind of suffocating after a while but at the time I had been in full on NEET doomer mode so it was helpful in a sense.

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NCR_High-Roller@reddit

You're assuming that a fat woman would be your soulmate. I've had more than a few fat girls who were into me that had dominant personalities. I think I'm a decently normal guy at times, but I'll still remember the time said woman was seemingly trying to outcompete me in my job (I'm assuming to try and impress me?) but I just felt so weird and emasculated. It's like she was trying to wrestle me for the throne.

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Pubesauce@reddit

For sure. I think the question being posed here is just a simple "no choice or bad choice" scenario though. And I'd say that having the choice of fatties liking you or no one liking you, at least with someone liking you there's a chance you might find someone you like as well. Seems like the obvious choice is to at least have a choice rather than be guaranteed to be alone forever, even if 99% of the girls that like you aren't someone you'd want to be with.

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

You can do that with a dude tho. And he'll actually be interested in what you're interested in, without having to pretend.

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Pubesauce@reddit

Your male friends will only be interested until they find a girlfriend themselves. None of the options are perfect for men these days so I'm not saying that it is. But ultimately everyone is aiming to pair off with someone. It's just that for some guys, their options are terrible, but that's still better than no options at all.

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

My male friends are as big of losers as I am.

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NCR_High-Roller@reddit

Then become the King of the Losers

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

Indeed.

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Adept_Ad_3889@reddit

R.E.P.O

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AnotherScoutTrooper@reddit

It was kind of suffocating after a while

The joke writes itself

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NCR_High-Roller@reddit

No you wouldn't. I'm still a virgin so I've never had sex, but having hamplanets crushing on my made me doubt myself a lot at times.

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Automatic-Junket-621@reddit

I used to think like you when I was young, wait until you're almost 40 like me then we'll see if you still think the same way lol

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NCR_High-Roller@reddit

Yeah, you're right.

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

I don't know, man. I've been there, done that, and I'm kind of okay not doing it again.

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NachoNutritious@reddit

There's nothing more demoralizing than the first time you download Tinder while in a depressive episode, and the only people who swipe on you are fat single moms who you KNOW would never look twice at you if they weren't looking for a stepdad for their kids. Fortunately for me that's the sign that snaps me out and gets me back in the gym.

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P41N90D@reddit

It's hard to ignore when only foreign girls (brown) are hitting on you.

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scoots-mcgoot@reddit

This is what women complain about—that only disgusting men are into them—but the difference is that those disgusting men will get together on social media and bash women for not tolerating their awful looks, personality or smell.

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Sckjo@reddit

Projection

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scoots-mcgoot@reddit

Exactly what the disgusting men do

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Toxic_Behavior_God@reddit

Are you one of them?

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scoots-mcgoot@reddit

You are

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Toxic_Behavior_God@reddit

I don't know why are you projecting so much scoots mcgoot, even your name stink

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scoots-mcgoot@reddit

Is English your second language?

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

The fuck is the lower comment referring to

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

0ATM

$0.00 in the Automatic Teller Machine.

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ThisTooWasAChoice@reddit

No because that’s 527

The comment is replying to 937

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MorontheWicked@reddit

Noticed this as well. I wonder if op's thread is still up

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lifesnotperfect@reddit

$0.00 in the Automatic Teller Machine.

HAH! Classic...

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habanero_cosmos64@reddit

I’ll never understand not showering before sex. If I’m going to have sex, I shower, shit and shave RIGHT before I leave and it really isn’t a lot to ask for you do the same. Have some fucking pride

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littlediddlemanz@reddit

Stank vagen doesn’t go away with a shower tho

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

Bath and a toilet brush.

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Hamphalamph@reddit

I'm a dude and the thought of sticking a toilet brush into my imaginary vagina is painful.

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littlediddlemanz@reddit

Again, that ain’t really doing shit to a stank vagen

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mischling2543@reddit

Uninformed, how do you fix that?

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lucasthebr2121@reddit

find a different corpse

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Commodus_Wankus@reddit

do a 360 and leave

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littlediddlemanz@reddit

Idk

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_Rook_Castle@reddit

Maybe she's decomposing too fast.

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Cole3823@reddit

you don't do the 3 S' in that order though right

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JackC747@reddit

All at the same time

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habanero_cosmos64@reddit

Nope, I always finish up the other two then promptly shower and leave

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Hamphalamph@reddit

I was that guy once, girl automatically directed me to this position because she knew it wouldn't work any other way. That was our only encounter and helped me to realize I am happier alone than subjecting myself to ham planet exploration.

Super nice lady, very kind. I hope she finds some dude with a 15" dong shaped like popeye's arm. My teenis was no match.

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benis444@reddit

Anon look like a male whale too

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PhilosopherShot5434@reddit

I mean butterfaces exist for a reason

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Maxbonzoo@reddit

Having only disgusting women be into you is more appealing. As someone thats primarily been liked by black girls in life at the very least I can say I have standards and I'm single out of virtue lol

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Thezza-D@reddit

You're missing out bro

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NCR_High-Roller@reddit

Are you talking about the ratchet ones?

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thebigcheese900@reddit

Das raycis

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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Both sides of this are ultimately in your power to change. I don't know if either option is worse, but the second one is showing you're doing something right but not in the way you're hoping. That's better than not having any data to work with.

When I was using tinder I noticed that if my bio was a little mean or edgy for some reason I would pull likes from women I found unattractive, but if my bio was nicer then I would pull likes from women I was actually into. Somehow "I'm going to ruin your life and cash a check while doing so," got fat chicks to swipe and anything nicer than that was better.

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

Funny. I've had the exact opposite experience.

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Brussel_Rand@reddit

What's better is I took that bio from a popular youtuber and he said that was his favorite. I guess it's just the difference of him being a handsome guy and me being some schmuck.

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NCR_High-Roller@reddit

It's 50/50 for me. Some years, I draw the attention of chubby single moms, other times I get petite girls and other times I get petite single moms.

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jackedcatman@reddit

As a decent looking guy, I’ve definitely been in a hamplanet. There’s nothing wrong with that, they’re people too. And really, I think about how much I appreciated it when a girl out of my league sat in sex chair for me, I enjoyed it very much. It’s kind of like charity in a way and good for society.

But smelly is a non-negotiable. Bad smells are a natural deterrent for a reason. They can’t smell bad.

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Winter_Low4661@reddit

Definitely have some good memories with hambeasts. At least they know good places to eat. Unfortunately, if you're an active guy (like I used to be) they're kind of a drag. They look that way for a reason (because they're lazy) and so you can't really take them hiking or something and expect them to keep up with you and your friends.

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