Name a school sports team "A Dead Horse" so no one can beat them without being mocked for it.
Posted by TheBanishedBard@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 6 comments
PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit
If you named them "Off Constantly" then anyone that beat them them would be beating Off Constantly.
GoatsWithWigs@reddit
You can accomplish the same joke with just one word: meat
PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit
We best meat!
heybabalooba@reddit
Don’t let my wife play them, she will beat a dead horse over and over and over and over…
The_Troyminator@reddit
Just name the team “Off.”
humanflea23@reddit
In A Series of Unfortunate Events there is a school, Prufrock Preperatory School, that has a dead horse as the mascot and sports mottos like "What can't be beat? A dead horse!"