ULPT My wife was fired for being pregnant
Posted by Exhaustedpigeon54@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 185 comments
Almost a decade ago my wife was fired from her job for being pregnant. In my area its actually legal (we talked to lawyers), but still super slimy. And to add to the stress we had bought a house about 2 months prior. Even though it was almost 10 years ago it still enrages me. She fucked with my wife and unborn daughter and she deserves hell.
How can i (legally) make life as chaotic and inconvenient as possible for the woman who fired her? I want something untraceable and diabolical.
Gabbz737@reddit
Sign her up for spam. Leave bad reviews on her business. Make a FB profile of a "former patient" who's in a wheelchair cuz her practice fucked up.
sharkbait-oo-haha@reddit
ShipYourEnemiesBedBugs.com
Probably doesn't exist, but in theory, one of those glitter bomb envelopes filled with bedbug eggs.
MoltijsOnion@reddit
There’s actually a website you can pay to ship literal shit though
JeffersonsDick@reddit
Create a couple new accounts on Yelp and google. Go to some places you enjoy, check in with the app, and write some positive reviews. Space them out and spread them across accounts. Once you have 4-5 positive reviews per account, start with her reviews. Add a mix of one and two star reviews that call out making the pain worse, lack of cleanliness, hearing sexual noises from the adjoining rooms, being inappropriately touched, etc. Always check in while physically near the location so it looks more legit. Then mix in a couple 5-star reviews that infer they offer prostitution. Add some reviews on Rub Maps or AMP Reviews so they start getting bookings from people looking for happy endings.
thermal_shock@reddit
don't get caught. i just got a cease and desist threat for leaving a negative review on my previous employers google/yelp. i left for security concerns, when i voiced them, i was basically told to stfu and do as i was told.
my review is fact and i have a copy of my resignation letter laying out the details of what happened, but they still tried to silence me because it's tanking their business. more negative reviews came out of the woodwork after i posted mine. this was years ago and they still can't just get rid of the guy that was causing the concern, so until he's gone, review stays.
_My_Angry_Account_@reddit
Depending on state, that may have violated anti-slapp laws.
thermal_shock@reddit
also, i found out the statue of limitations is 1 year, review was left in 2023, not sure how that will play out. have a few attorneys looking into it.
_My_Angry_Account_@reddit
Review was left in 2023 but the start of the SOL would be when they sent you the cease & desist. If that was less than a year ago, you may be good to pursue.
Best of luck.
thermal_shock@reddit
I may be in luck.
In Maryland, the statute of limitations for a defamation claim (libel or slander) is one year. This period begins running from the date the defamatory statement was first made or published.
I'm fighting it either way, whether it's thrown out or not
_My_Angry_Account_@reddit
If your state has anti-slapp laws and you are actively being sued for leaving a negative review, your lawyers should have brought that up already unless you actually made false statements.
I suggest you stop replying to me on this or discussing this further with anyone other than your legal counsel as your replies on reddit/social media can be used against you in any ongoing litigation.
thermal_shock@reddit
nice! looking into this now, thanks.
reddit-user-redditor@reddit
Do you write books by chance? 😅
_My_Angry_Account_@reddit
Easier to hire a shady SEO/promoter to promote negative content about their business and bury anything positive.
As long as you aren't the one generating the negative content, it isn't illegal to do that. If you are generating the negative content, you could be civilly liable and could possibly be considered harassment but not likely to lead to criminal charges of any kind.
Stiltzy@reddit
Never more than 4 employees and mad they didn't keep her through maternity? Still holding that in for a decade?
This post alone sounds like cry for help for CPS and social services for your kid. Jesus Christ, dude.
heuristic_dystixtion@reddit
Therapy really is the best advice
HotAsElle@reddit
My ULPT is always to wait until they won't even think of you, so I give you kudos there. That's how we get away with it.
Your very best revenge that could also be the most dangerous w/o being on you: Scientology
Drop aaaalllllll her info and sleep well at night, my friend.
_Mayhem_@reddit
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
breakfastpitchblende@reddit
Ancient Klingon Proverb
_Mayhem_@reddit
Yes, but also Pierre Choderlos de Laclos.
breakfastpitchblende@reddit
Obviously.
crustyflute@reddit
I get that you're angry truly. What happened to your wife was cruel and unfair, and it's completely valid to still carry that pain.
NorthRoseGold@reddit
I'm a 6 months revenge person myself
Money_Ad1068@reddit
I waited a cold 5 years and every year since I dispense an annual act of revenge on my nemesis.
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
I had a teacher in sixth grade who chose to humiliate me in front of the whole class.
I was thirty years old when I evened the score.
Poked_salad@reddit
How? Please do tell
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
Let's put it this way.
It would be very foolish of me to do so.
Tallywhacker73@reddit
Weak
facebook_twitterjail@reddit
So they're dead.
kooshans@reddit
Read between the lines. They skullfucked the dead teacher.
Virtual_Product_5595@reddit
If that "evened the score", it must have been pretty brutal that day back in sixth grade!
OGMom2022@reddit
Nice
bobshabob@reddit
Same grade, same scenario for me, but she died of alcohol related issues a couple years after. It worked itself out. I'm curious as to what you did.
WriterMel@reddit
I had an art teacher who hated my mom (childhood AND adulthood rivals in a small rural town for anything you could imagine). She made my life a misery from kindergarten until we moved when I was 14.
One day, decades later, my siblings and I were on a group chat, and one of them mentioned her. I was astonished she was still alive. I haven’t lived anywhere near my hometown since we left when I was 14. My sibs all live closer, and for a while my brother was living in the same town at the time.
I found her info online and called her. Said I thought about our years as student/teacher often, and hoped she did, too.
That’s it.
My sibs were astonished, but acknowledged that her knowing how she treated me, and knowing I still (rarely) think about it, AND know her contact info, might give her pause going forward.
Who knows? I hope she’s had some uneasy moments since then.
Akashla-@reddit
This sounds like the opening hook of a novel.
HotAsElle@reddit
I want to read it. As long as commenter puts "Any resemblance to RL is accidental & unintended", I think they're in the clear.
So DM me if you write it. I'm one of the Bretheren, and you have my oath of confidence. ✋️
Irishgoodbye777@reddit
It really does
dukiee4u@reddit
Can we hear what you have done for the past five years? Very intrigued. 🤔
Money_Ad1068@reddit
See above response. 🤫
jjjjjjj30@reddit
I need to know!!! What do you do to them???
Money_Ad1068@reddit
My go-to is using Etsy to send anonymous, embarrassing prank packages and postcards. To their current work address...
Second favorite is to send repeated password reset requests to their cell phone at 3AM.
I was once able to claim their online business listing and wreak havoc.
IRSoup@reddit
Bro, what on Earth did they do lol
Money_Ad1068@reddit
I just typed it up but quickly realized the details expose me. I will say it was a conniving, gaslighting Machevillian individual of power that made my life pure hell for many years.
HotAsElle@reddit
Soul sibling. 🥰
HotAsElle@reddit
I've found it depends on both the severity of the original betrayal and the legalities of one's plot, but spending smart, quality time in the garden eventually produces results.
Ilike3dogs@reddit
What does Scientology do with people’s information? 🤔
HotAsElle@reddit
Believe that you are interested in becoming part of their cult. Especially if you make money.
And if they believe both of those things, they never, ever stop.
678999821242069@reddit
if it’s a chiropractor they probably already have it tbh
rainbowsunset48@reddit
I tried that and they needed me to give a specific time for them to show up at the person's house before they would send any info. And they were going to call and confirm before coming. I didn't want to give them MY number, so that was as far as my silly revenge plot went lmao.
PsychoSquid@reddit
I waited 3 years before I sent in my ex boyfriends information, the house we were supposed to live in together is currently sitting empty and up for rent
HotAsElle@reddit
That is pure brilliance! Well done.
AnaMyri@reddit
Yup. Been 5 ish years for me. I’ve even driven by their home recently to make sure they still live there. I’ll get mine.
Ok-Glass1759@reddit
Im sitting in bed cackling and rubbing my feet at all these comments lmao! Professional grudge holders unite
Alternative_Ad_3649@reddit
omg for reals??? This is really helpful!
powernapper3000@reddit
I worked for a cable company and every time I had a nasty customer id save their profile on a post it and stick it into my last drawer. Whenever a big sporting pay per view event came on id review to see if they ordered it and i would randomly restart their cable box i started doing it 6-8 months after any said interaction
dennys123@reddit
I worked for my local ISP. I installed service into a bar once. Well, about 2 years later I went to that same bar and noticed they were using the same equipment. I ordered drinks... etc. And when it was time to pay, I restarted their modem so they couldn't take my card. Got free drinks that night lol
hivemind_disruptor@reddit
Woundnt work where I live, card readers use simcards to connect to the internet
grumpy_autist@reddit
It depends, a lot of systems (like supermarkets or larger installations) use direct ethernet connection.
GSM/UMTS/3G jammer on the other hand......
Few_Ad_7613@reddit
How did you restart their modem?
dennys123@reddit
We used Mikrotik routers with GPON SFP's
grumpy_autist@reddit
I love it! I have a neighbour who likes to invite friends to his flat and watch some foreign football matches at 2 AM, screaming as monkeys and waking my kid.
So each time they cross a noise threshold I go to the basement cable junction box and disconnect his coax. So far reverse Pavlov experiment is going well.
Whodoesntlikeanal@reddit
So the best one is this and it will work for a long long time:
Put their phone number in every single porter potty you can find. “Text me a picture of your droppings” and they will for years, get random pictures of shit.
Or
Find her address or office and send something that someone would put on their counter as junk or something nice and forget about it. Make sure that whatever you send, has tons of roach eggs inside of it. Before they know it, roaches will be everywhere and the only solution will be an exterminator.
Could also find out a friend of theirs and send a letter to either her that is a love letter or to him as a confession letter.
jjjjjjj30@reddit
Serious question... How do you get a hold of roach eggs or bed bugs? I'm seriously thinking about using this one. My situation is very similar to OP's wife's story. I literally still have nightmares about the woman 6 years later.
Whodoesntlikeanal@reddit
https://micedirect.com/products/red-runner-eggs?
jjjjjjj30@reddit
Hell yeah. Thank you!!!
I'm still trying to figure out how to disguise them.
e-s-p@reddit
Red runners are unlikely to infest houses in the vast majority of the US and are invasive in some areas.
Whodoesntlikeanal@reddit
One of those eggs is tons of roaches. All you need to do is drop one in the box and they leave the box by the garbage for a few days.
jjjjjjj30@reddit
Ok, good to know!!! I'm totally going through with this lol.
Wrecked--Em@reddit
I'm interested too
e-s-p@reddit
Red runners are unlikely to infest houses in the vast majority of the US and are invasive in some areas.
dennys123@reddit
Maybe Amazon. I know you can buy live ladybugs by the thousands
yarnycarley@reddit
Roach eggs, bedbugs or headlice, they will be blamed and shamed for the infestation 😁
thenamesdrjane@reddit
Used to work accounts receivable at a pest control company. Termites take down buildings and cost thousands and thousands of dollars. Bed bugs ruin a person's year and cost a few thousand. Termites are more targeted. Bed bugs are more chaotic and some employees or clients may get caught in the cross hairs.
bobbyspankster@reddit
how do you find some bedbugs or termites to buy?
SuitableExercise7096@reddit
Use with discretion.
https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/live-bed-bugs
luckyskunk@reddit
the internet is for.. bugs, i guess
whattheshadow@reddit
fuckin a
bionic86@reddit
You people are scaring me where the hell are you getting all these insect eggs?!
bobbyspankster@reddit
these are great!
In-China@reddit
Are you copying the last two from the China post...
Whodoesntlikeanal@reddit
Nope.
badpersian@reddit
Or he can grab a handful of Japanese knot weeds and plant them around her house. Watch her home value drop... that's if she owns l
delicate10drills@reddit
The pics of droppings is so diabolical I feel it needs the finishing touch of always instructing that the doo be laid upon a neatly made bed of tp & promising that the best looking ones may get posted on a poop blog.
Unhallowed95@reddit
Sign her up for Scientology.
Capable-Cat-9097@reddit
I had a gf who was a practitioner. your pregnant wife could not have done her job properly I can tell you that. why would the employer keep someone on pay roll when they can't work properly. why would I as someone who struggled to make a business accept employees that can't work.. I understand it sucks but it's not as if it's the end of the world. ti be honest I hate people like you who make kids and make it everyone else's problem.
gothism@reddit
You're only pregnant for 9 months and you're only so pregnant you couldn't do this job for what, 3? My problem would be the 'making life hell trying to get you to quit only to fire you anyway' part.
Capable-Cat-9097@reddit
I was referring strictly to what the woman used to do. its harder than people imagine. patients are demanding and needy, depending what type of therapy you do it might also include massages, yumeiho, kineto, etc. and on top of thst most such businesses have 2,3 maybe 4 employees. I'm just saying you should look at it from all sides. my questions although they might sound maddening are meant to make people reflect on their expectations. best is to always be prepared in life. not being prepared is a form of screwing up.
gothism@reddit
The woman being awful and vengeance are the entire point. You're in the wrong sub.
Capable-Cat-9097@reddit
I don't remember this sub being called 'revenge on the undeserving'.
gothism@reddit
The employer was an asshole and is thus deserving.
Mary_the_penguin@reddit
Make donations to problematic (for them) organisations. Post the thank yous to their social media. The satanic church does great work.
Niniva73@reddit
Rumor mill?
"Man, I've heard of restaurants having flies, but woman's place has fleas. I can't imagine how bad her rat problem must be."
HomeAccomplished4765@reddit
Bed bugs...
Niniva73@reddit
Have a dozen people call asking for Gerard Majella. They should try to leave a message.
You call last.
Hi, this is Gerard Majella; any messages?
Gerard Majella is the patron saint of expecting mothers.
BildoBaggens@reddit
Dumb.
Niniva73@reddit
But hilarious, annoying, and not done to death.
BellLopsided2502@reddit
Ah, a fellow grudgemaster. You could sign them up for naughty magazines or other embarrassing publications to be sent to their place of work or home. Send anonymous letters to their HR dept or boss with true... Or false things about them. Send THEM an anonymous letter claiming that their SO is cheating on them. If they have a professional license, report something to the licensing board. You could send something inappropriate/gross FROM them to someone else. Like weed cookies or lingerie from them to their boss or mother-in-law.
HomeAccomplished4765@reddit
Send the naughty subscriptions to their NEIGHBORS but with the right name. That way the neighbors know of their proclivities and will spread the gossip.
ggcpres@reddit
Better yet, send the weirdest, most degenerate publication you can find in their name, to a neighbor's house (538 instead of 537). That way you're most likely to kick off rumors.
nayrwolf@reddit
NAMBLA Newsletter
psykokittie@reddit
“Accidentally” have it mailed to a neighbor’s house with it addressed to the evil-doer to kickstart any gossip.
OGMom2022@reddit
Sex toys delivered to her neighbors “by mistake “. No need to let her keep it private.
kooshans@reddit
How is a neighbour finding sex toys for them anywhere near a satisfying revenge? It gets a small chuckle from their neighbour at best.
gothism@reddit
Depending on how snotty/uptight the neighborhood is, they won't like it when the neighbor inevitably gossips.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA13@reddit
I had to look up what that meant. Genius.
thededucers@reddit
Did she work for a certain Broadway presenting company in San Diego? Because they did the same thing to a friend
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
Just to be clear I am pro-choice. BUT - Start an anti-abortion protest at the Chiropractic office with signs of dead fetuses and the Chiropractor's picture.
AnaMyri@reddit
Lmaooo. This is hilarious. Start rumors they do them in the basement.
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
I heard that's exactly what they do and they sell the body parts to Mexico.
I heard several people talking about this and I am absolutely disgusted.
AnaMyri@reddit
You know it started because they were trying to help minors get abortions without needing parental consent? Apparently all the kids at the high school know they can always go there.
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
Yup. "Chiropractic" office my ass. Dr. Babyparts is what they should call that sick freak.
Uhohtallyho@reddit
Jesus Christ you guys are scarily good at this.
LawGroundbreaking221@reddit
Dr. Babyparts is who is scarily good at what they do.
MVHood@reddit
This is crazy enough to work 🤔
Ginger_Snapples@reddit
Sign up here work email to every ad / porn website you can. You could probably find her work email on line or it’s usually her her fist initial-lastname@company.com. If you know her work number also leak that to different ads. If you know her name and address you can send ads to her front door
Agreeable-Jury-7520@reddit
Sorry but this is pathetic...
SuitableExercise7096@reddit
I'm just going to leave this here.
https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/live-bed-bugs
DTMan101@reddit
Mailbomb the work and personal emails using something like mailbait. They'll miss every legit email and have to change all their emails. Nightmare for a company.
Whoredonramsay@reddit
Get a bag of raw mini shrimp and go in for a consultation. Shrimp that mf. And go in the bathroom and lift the ceiling tiles and throw more shrimp in those. Stuff chairs with them, drawers, cabinets, etc.
gonzolahst@reddit
I bet I know which part of Forest Gump is your favorite.
aannoonnyymmoouuss99@reddit
Revenge is a dish best served stale moldy and 10yrs old. Bravo!
nayrwolf@reddit
Most unethical I can think of: go get an adjustment at her chiropractic clinic. Tell her it doesn’t feel right. Then immediately afterward pay a crackhead to break your back. Then sue her into oblivion and get her license revoked.
BreakfastSquare9703@reddit
It's a chiropractor. You're paying them to break your back in the first place. You probably won't have to do it on purpose.
bobbyspankster@reddit
this is pure, top-tier logic. Straight to the point-awesome!
_My_Angry_Account_@reddit
Can their licenses be revoked for doing what they've been trained to do?
Spoonofdarkness@reddit
That escalated quickly
AnaMyri@reddit
Damn. Dude. But for a couple mil I might do that too.
xRyozuo@reddit
Make sure you’re targeting the person who made the decision and not just the shlab who is in charge of actually talking and firing the person
Dossi96@reddit
If she is married find out where she lives, knock on their door and say to her husband that you two had an affair and that you are angry because she said she would leave him for you but didn't until now. Prepare some fake text messages and stuff to make yourself believable than drive off angry before they question you too much. Best case you destroy their marriage, worst case you plant a seed of untrust that they will never fully recover from.
If you don't want to perform a whole play there is always the simple solution to go to her clinic and place some shrimps in their curtain rods. More or less untraceable and it will ruin her business until they find the smelly surprise.
Note: Both options come with casualties in form of her husband/employees. So if you don't want to end in a situation like Joel in the second season/part of last of us think if this is worth it
Cannibeans@reddit
Lookup the lady's name and city/county y'all are in and see what her personal number is. https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/
Head to Craigslist. Look at local posts on there that seem to get a lot of traction, copy the same ideas. Lookup local concerts, list tickets for sale for cheap. Tool sets for sale. Specific Nikon camera for sale, new in box, unwanted gift. 24 ft ladder you no longer need, first come first served. Puppies / kittens / chickens you want to give away to a good home. Tons of bags of vacuum sealed meat / fish you don't need and you're giving a bunch away for free. Spell out the lady's phone number like FIVE NINE SEVEN etc to avoid filters.
Make a Grindr account. Put in the bio you're into unorthodox fetishes, scat play, small penis humiliation, incestuous roleplay, etc. with emphasis on a degradation kink. You love dirty talk and a dominating, persistent partner that won't take no for an answer. You prefer size pics before you reply. Spell out her number like before in the bio. Spend a while saying yes to every profile.
Make a Tinder account. Generate some AI images using Google's Gemini of a beautiful 21 year old girl, put in the bio that you're looking for a fwb situation, no commitments, and you have a high sex drive. You love "having fun" and you actually like getting unsolicited dick pics. You fantasize about anonymous phone sex. Run the details through ChatGPT and tell it to make the bio sound more convincing and girly. Spell out her number like before in the bio. Spend a while saying yes to every profile.
Misc email spam stuff:
GirlStiletto@reddit
1) Build Time Machine
2) Go back 10 years to when this actually mattered to anyboody but you and your wife
3) Piss discs for everyone
(Seriously, it was 10 years ago and your JOB didn't get your wife pregnant. IT was your irresponsible use of birth control. Why should your job be responsible for your choices?)
jjjjjjj30@reddit
Have you ever heard of a "planned pregnancy"? People do get pregnant purposely.
It's not like her job warned her if she got pregnant they would fire her.
MVHood@reddit
gathermewool@reddit
You suck
MyRobinWasMauled@reddit
Life pro tip: you should probably seek therapy for your anger issues. Hanging on to a grudge like this for 10+ years isnt healthy.
UnethicalLifeProTips-ModTeam@reddit
Your post or comment was removed for violating rule 1: Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
no piss disc?
kennymo12@reddit
I'm getting the impression that on Reddit, no matter the problem, this is the answer.
tyrorc@reddit
maybe proving dead internet theory right
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
anyone who's seen any post in this sub knows the default answer is "piss disc" and not "become a better person by going to therapy and working on yourself", if you don't know that i think you're the bot
tyrorc@reddit
live in your delusional World
Jumpaxa432@reddit
I think you’re the bot tbh
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
i checked their comment history and half of them are arguments in a porn subreddit, might be an actual teenager tbh
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
you must be new here
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
u/bot-sleuth-bot
JoshuaSuhaimi@reddit
u/bot-sleuth-bot
strangelove4564@reddit
Find their car, use a screwdriver to pry the window down a bit, insert piss disc.
SirDouglasMouf@reddit
Always piss disc.
ForwardCulture@reddit
In some cultures, grudges span generations. You might for example still be on the hook for something a great grandparent did to someone’s family member that long ago.
govcov@reddit
Don’t tell me what is healthy.
Kewkky@reddit
Nah, I'm here for unethical tips. Personally I think that revenge feels better than therapy.
FoRSofCo1m@reddit
Based
whyisitsofuckingcold@reddit
Still my favorite thing when you have their name and address. Bonus if you have it sent to their business instead of their home, where it would undoubtedly end up on their desk.
laughing_cat@reddit
So your area is not the US? In the US it was made a federal law under the Equal Opportunity Act that a woman cannot be fired for being pregnant.
Shiranui42@reddit
Laws that are not enforced are useless. Also, they’re really easy to get around. They can just make up some other excuse to fire her anyway.
laughing_cat@reddit
That would be true, except it doesn’t apply to this situation. You file with the EOC and they provide you with legal representation against your employer.
Patient_Ease_4876@reddit
Don’t feel thing op. I never forgive and I never forget
Bratchan@reddit
Find out if she is married. Send a letter to her husband that she is cheating on him with you or random friend.
Uhohtallyho@reddit
I just saw a vid of a guy sending flowers to another guy with a note saying "So great to see you again, I've really missed our special times together. Love and kisses, Kat. You could hear the wife screaming from the outside.
strangelove4564@reddit
A flirty card slid under the windshield wiper of the spouse's car, "mistakenly" addressed to the other spouse and thanking them for the good time the other night. Could follow them to a grocery store and slip it in there.
f1ve-Star@reddit
Also, call three divorce attorneys as her or the husband and ask for a packet and information about getting a divorce sent to their home. They will deny and deny they ordered it. Then two more show up
Winter_Persimmon_110@reddit
Find her employees and organize a union.
OGMom2022@reddit
Spite is highly underrated as a motivational tool.
_muck_@reddit
https://www.catfacts.co/
SewGwen@reddit
That's hilarious! 🙀😸
-CocaineCowboys-@reddit
After reading "almost a decade" I stopped reading. Let it go, bro.
FatherOfHoodoo@reddit
Do you even revenge, bro?
-CocaineCowboys-@reddit
Yea, but not 10 years later. At this point it's an unhealthy obsession OP has.
FatherOfHoodoo@reddit
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
strangelove4564@reddit
Chekov definitely inserted a piss disc under Khan's door after that whole ear leech thing.
govcov@reddit
yestoness@reddit
Ehhh, depends on the ripple effect his family experienced. Time flies when you hope someone isn't having fun.
JayBanditos@reddit
Same thing happened to my ex and she’s a physical therapist. They told her “you can’t fulfill your job description, so we have to let you go.” And they did and it was legal on our state
Exhaustedpigeon54@reddit (OP)
When the lady found out my wife was pregnant she was very supportive for 48 hours, then made the workplace hostile AF. She tried to get my wife to quit on her own but didnt work. She finally just said “its best we go separate ways”. Didnt mention anything about pregnancy. Tried to make it sound like it wasnt about pregnancy but absolutely was.
strangelove4564@reddit
Well there's the old drive-by method.... drive by every night and drop a dozen roofing nails in the gutter for their driveway. Soak them in water first to get them a little rusty, that way they look like they fell off some contractor vehicle.
BrazilianButtCheeks@reddit
Jesus lol 10 years later? Put your energy towards therapy my guy
The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit
Buddy, ten years is nothing.
soulbarn@reddit
True, but as the ancient Klingon proverb goes, “revenge is a dish best served cold.”
DJKGinHD@reddit
I think cold is supposed to mean 'ruthless' in this context. Not 'left out to become room temperature'. lol
soulbarn@reddit
I actually think it means wait a long time - metaphorically, till the dish turns cold - so that when you strike it will be unexpected and so all the more devastating.
DJKGinHD@reddit
Interesting. I'll have to check that out. I always thought it was the other way.
BrazilianButtCheeks@reddit
Lol i mean im 100% in to be his hype-freezer if we’re going that route. But i would hate to be mad at someone for that long!
Hupah1@reddit
Did we just find Connor Tomlinson’s Reddit account??
Punch_Drunk_AA@reddit
(I'm assuming you're American.)
Make a Facebook page that looks like theirs and talk shit to local MAGA crowd.
rommelccruz@reddit
Wtf, the dude is asking for tips on how to get revenge. Not how to feel. This is ulpt sub after all. So give the dude a break and offer more awesome suggestions. 😊
dailmar@reddit
You need to provide us more details including what kind of industry, office setting she works in, that firing lady’s family and married life if you know, what state you are in. Do you know her house address?